Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>700691475 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700691475
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>700695061
no
>>700695073
It goes deeper than just parents It would take a very long time to type it all out my dad mostly
>>700695130
I wont they cant kill me
>>700695307
what did I ever do to you huh?
still here
Haruna claimed.
>>700695073
Yeah, I just mentioned that he was being kinda toxic and he went off on me... kek.
They are ridiculously cute together, I will give you that.
>>700695094
Yeah
>Thanks~
>>700695241
Kek nice thumbnail...
>>700695321
This guy gets it~
>>700695611
You're lovely Syndra.
Even if you are a filthy boat.
>>700695698
You need to Esdeath.
Penny Claim~
>I was gonna go pick K up from school
>But she called me and said she wanted to ride the bus home.
>>700695772
What about me
Claimu
>>700695698
Good to hear, just try not to get bothered by it either.
>>700695698
Shit this place up, and generally being one of the worst humans I have ever seen, the world would be improved tremendously if you stopped existing.
>>700694683 (Penny)
I did see that cart, yup, but it's way too expensive for me
>want to upgrade axe now
>3000 g
>suddenly crops are ready
>fuck it, buy corn
>broke again
The Pain...
>>700695073 (Akiko)
Only by Philosophy
>fuck normals, it's unfair
>they should stop being a pussy
>yadda yadda
basically the strong rule
>>700695611
Miia claimed
Best snek waifu reporting in
Claimed.
>>700695847
You're a lovely slutty maid.
No caveats.
>>700694860
Sorry im a reallyslw poster
It looks like it has a story invlived and I just dont have time to sit down and play itunfortunately
Ive been wasting time on league and cod instead
>>700695895
Such is life on the eastern front.
>Mfw I make bank out the ass now because I invested in getting the Greenhouse repaired and can grow corn YEAR ROUND.
Still here
>>700695806
If he did something harmful to themselves or could harm others i think the therapist would report him.
>>700695806
ok I will next time
>>700695851
as long as moon claimer stops attacking me I will be ok
>>700695878
I shit the place up you attacked me are you any better telling me to kill myself sicko
>>700695698
Thank god you wont ever get the chance to reproduce
![NO [33].png](https://i.imgur.com/j4ClDkO.jpg "NO [33].png")
>>700695772
Shh
Im not here
>>700696035
oh, nice
I don't even know how to repair it yet.
Don't say it, I want to see for myself.
I'm doing this basically blind and I love it that way
>>700696000
Thanks?
>>700695878
>>700695698
Just kiss already
>>700695833
Hello cutest commander.
To battle!
>>700696033
thats fine. i play a bit of LoL but have slowed down since overwatch came out.
>>700696162
Oh ok.
>>700696233
hmm?
>>700696275
Fuck off Asuka.
>>700696091
Take the general advice then, drink some bleach already. Actually, go get crushed by a construction machine since you are into that
>>700696230
Awesome, oh and have you checked out Joja Mart yet?
>Sometimes they have cheaper prices but I'd rather support Pierre.
Saber claim
>>700695321
My same list nice Hours
>>700695307
>Esdeath is the one who needed to suck start a shotgun, not you
Audibly kek'd. Nah I'm just unlucky. At least I get days off from classes till this passes not looking forward to make up work though.
>>700695241
>That thumbnail
HOLY SHIT KEK
>>700695754
Doing anything right now
>No problem~
>>700696091
You really need to work on that brain, retarded in addition to the autism and FASDs.
>>700696340
:^)
>>700696292
Hello
>>700696091
Also, have you ever heard of an inpatient facility? If not, I'd recommend looking it up and seriously considering going into one.
Claiming little Akiko
>>700695754
That's just Edgedeath
>They are ridiculously cute together, I will give you that.
Can confirm
>>700696496
>>700696431
>>700696350
spoopy
>>700696091
Just try to ignore him
>>700696091
>>700696581
And I mean not one for like alcohol/drug abuse.
Stop with the skeletons, they're creeping me the fuck out.
>>700696798
Your standards for images of skeleton's is fucking disgusting, you're a disgrace.
>>700696881
Your wish is my command.
>>700696394
>>700696344
>>700696340
>>700696110
you all want me to die you fucking animals you are all psychopaths you are all insane you can see that monster you are all monsters you say im bad and then tell someone to die
>>700696459
you are a fucking animal stop doing this sicko do you know what you are doing or are you just a sick how do you function being this cruel you made the bees come back
>>700696986
Your standards for grammar are fucking disgusting.
Doll claimed.
Spooks ahoy.
>>700695611
What is she from?
>>700696331
What you hmming at?
>>700696606
back to being loli scum
>>700696394
I shamelessly stole that from Kurisu(?) yeah catchup is always a bitch, what type of classes is it and can you do a bit of reading/following from home?
>>700697022
I think you're projecting again, you're the child with sociopathic tendencies who kill animals, not me.
>>700697022
>kills small animals for fun
>you are all psychopaths
you what ?
>>700696394
Playing a game on Steam. I have a headache so im just trying to chill.
>>700696606
>Edgedeath
kek.
Likewise.
>As is Loli Akiko
![WO [74].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OMDCSfV.jpg "WO [74].jpg")
>>700697153
KanColle
>>700697022
>>700696328
I might try that idk if I want to pay money tho In case I dont like it I didnt like how the graphics looked the game play also looks way too fast paced and im a dirty camper
>>700697279
Getting asked this quite often eh?
>>700697022
>calls us animals
Great, now hes going to squish us and jerk off to it. Go be a disgusting ogre somewhere else
>>700697022
> you are all psychopaths
I mean, you of all people can't really call people psychos.
>>700697149
spookiest doll pic?
>>700697376
id wait unless you got friends
Maya claimed.
>>700697095
Is the internet. why should I care about my grammar. This isn't a formal place.
>>700696384
>Morris comes into Pierres
50% off!
>go in Joja mart one day later
>crops cost more than Pierres
>Joja mart has no bagpack sale
fuck Joja, there's a good reason why I quit to become a dirty farmer
>>700697022
Nah, we aren't Psychopaths. You are one by definition. Trust me on this one.
>>700697188
This year is a bunch of general ed stuff I can stay up on. Catch up is still annoying
>>700697247
>Headache
I know that pain. Suffer from migraines . myself.
>>700697440
This
>>700697519
Took you a while.
im out
>>700697164
Why the "?"?
Should i not be nice to you?
>>700697485
Probably this one
>
How are you anyway Tomo?
>>700697552
Yeah true.
>Fuck Joja yo
Morris is a fuckin' cunt too. Pierre is pretty chill too.
>I shopped there once and immediately regretted it tbh.
>>700697149
Yo~
Is this one already taken?
>>700697149
Ahoy matey
>>700697164
Yes. I think we all need some more lolis in our life
>>700697247
>As is Loli Akiko
Loli Akiko is adorable but I wouldn't waifu her. Adult Akiko is waifu though
>>700697655
see you later fam
>>700697753
she looks like she is melting a little. fine just sitting in my room. yourself?
>>700697807
Heyo Penny. How's it hanging?
>>700697889
Hallo thar.
>Loli Akiko is adorable
This is true. How's it going Akiko?
>>700698123
I know it's odd. Like the art though. Pretty much the same, watching speedruns in bed.
>>700697713
i don't think that's what bullies do
>>700697889
I agree
>>700698317
Pretty good, I was suppose to pick up K but she's riding the bus home
>She made some friends and wanted to hang out with them more
>I'm proud of her.
>>700698317
it is pretty nice. which runs?
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>>700698396
Oh. Well i'm not -just- a bully. I just bully you sometimes.
I do think you're lovely though.
When you're not shitposting memes.
>>700698650
so i'm lovely never?
>>700697401
Oh alright, my stuff is mostly something you can easily study alone even if it's obviosuly better to have a teacerh for questions.
>>700698907
rip
>>700698907
You don't do it all the time. Don't be silly.
>>700698317
Halla Doll
I'm doing good. A lot better than yesterday
>>700698396
fuck off filthy pedophile
>>700697807
It's also a clever way to complain about the working conditions for most people.
>Cashier at Joja is always falling asleep
>No sound besides the refrigerator makes it seem creppy
>Morris PR
>The letters Joja writes also give a disgusting feel
>>700699015
But i do
>>700699070
at least im not the only pedo :^)
>>700698532
Good. Well that's nice, good that she's being social. What times is she getting back?
>>700698566
I like a lot of the eldritchy art there is of her. At the moment a Super Panga World run, basically another Kaizo.
>>700699070
That's always good to hear. You getting up to much?
>>700699252
Look here, slut...
>>700698950
>That misreply
I kek'd. Yeah sounds like my classes. Also lucked out too since most of my teachers don't assign homework although it would probably make me more productive
>>700699221
True
>It reminds me of when I was 16 working in a fucking Walmart holy shit.
>Its basically the same thing except there was always somebody jerking off in the bathroom.
>>700699257
Should be getting home around 4:00pm
>Her friends actually live 10 minutes down the road.
I'm glad she's making friends n stuff, it makes me feel like I taught her well.
>J said he was gonna pick her up on his way home from college so I don't have to do anything else today.
I start work tomorrow though
>RIP me.
>>700699257
You into just Mario speedrunning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie_Z9QBvaEs
>>700699257
it is that kind of game. i dont know what either of those things are.
claimed
All I've been doing is lurking for a couple of hours and I don't know what's going on. The only interesting thing I noted was that Renge showed up along with Spidey/Skeleton spammers.
>when your friend says he is gonna call you back soon
>two hours pass
>call them back
>"aww nevermind dude, it didn't work out so nevermind."
Tell me this shit so I'm not waiting on nothing you douche.
>>700699596
I've got luck with my job. I'm also working in a rather big company, but the store I'm working in is rather small. Making this more of a little family of it's own than a company. I really enjoy working there too.
Some Costumers are also regulars and remember you.
>>700699221
I bet your brother does not behave like this because you are a stupid trans.
>>700699505
Ha I didn't even notice.
Yeah I'll see, I expect it to be quite similar this semester.
>>700699477
i'm looking
>>700699935
discount filenames
If this post ends in an 8, your Waifu turns into a skeleton, and the only way you can turn her back is by pretending that you don't think skeletons are spooky, and keeping that act up for 24 hours.
Can you do it, or will you be overspooked and lose your love to the power of fright?
>>700699935
I'm not interesting?
>>700700203
You don't just post memes. Not at all.
>>700700037
Yeah, I'm glad I work for a school now
>I get to mess around with kids because I'm a kid at heart
>I get to goof around sometimes if stuff isn't happening
>Plus I have a ton of job security due to my expertise.
>>700700269
I could do it
>I have nothing to fear from a skelewaifu
>Plus Penny would be too scared of herself for me to even get spooked, I'd have to calm her down a lot
Kek.
>>700700269
What if i'm not spooked by skeletons?
