If Chad woke up inside this body how long would it take him to commit suicide?
>>768137351
Chadness would fulfill the body and make it quaxifrimbl
Just a daily reminder that Chads are born not made. Hard work is a lie. The reason women hate you is because of your genes not because "you don't try hard enough".
>>768138113
eh not entirely true
I've seen good looking women with what I would call ugly and slightly out of shape dudes all the time, and half the time the dudes aren't even well off financially. It's usually something like a sense of humor and a huge dick + confidence, etc.
You don't have to look like a model to get a hot chick, that's a myth perpetuated by beta males and permavirgins.
>>768138113
Wrong
>jew shill who wants to stop white men from breeding detected
>>768138113
>people can't lose weight
>people can't gain strength
>people can't attract a mate through things like money, position, and power
>>768138113
lol faggot
>>768137351
Chad would bust ass lifting weights and turn that body into something worth living in, because Chad is too dumb to appreciate anything more complicated than counting to ten to track his reps and "hot guys get tail".
>>768139432
Chad would make the body livable, and have a successful career.
It's what we do, we win.
You incels are what you are because you are losers. The thing is, we don't want you to KYS, we use you fucks, that's your purpose in life.
Now be a good bitch and do whatever menial job you do while I make money hand over fist, look good, and beat up hotter pussy than you can ever dream of.
>>768140289
All the chad I know didn't make a succesful career.
Some of them have a nice car, nice watch and belt but are empty as fuck with a shitty chad job.
>>768140289
>laughing girls.jpg
I am not a robot
>>768139432
>Chad would bust ass lifting weights
And realize nothing works and kill himself.
>>768140520
Then you don't know a real Chad, you know fucks trying to act Chad.
Chad's run the world, we played sports in college and graduated with engineering degrees. In the real world we buy nice houses in nice neighborhoods away from the niggers and losers. We have a smoking hot wife, and a smoking hot side piece or two. We let the slightly chubby girl at work that the rest of you fawn over suck our dicks in the closet because we're bored.
You can't keep a good Chad down.
Chad would get swole then fuck your mom, your sister, that girl you like, and then you.
>>768141105
You can't "get swole" in a body like that.
>>768140933
Lol nothing works. Bitch you're lazy. 1 hour 5 times a week in a gym with a trainer and you will be a monster in a year. Lazy ass Vidya fucks.
>>768141174
If Chad woke up in an ugly body there wouldn't be a damn thing he could do to fix it. Chad got everything handed to him for free and wants to pretend he "worked his ass off".
>>768141269
Keep telling yourself that, I need more fucks like you to manipulate into doing things too boring or menial. I'll send you pics of your crush sucking my dick tho.
>>768141141
Dumb little NEETs like you who sit at home masturbating to anime all day have no frame of reference as to what it takes to become physically fit, or lady bait. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and trade your WoW subscription for a gym membership.
>>768141472
This man speaks the truth.
>>768138300
True basically describes me
>>768140289
chads don't come to /b/, quit larping
me
>>768138300
Can confirm. I have a gf ridiculously too hot for me. Got her through humor, confident I've kept her because of my dick and taking care of her in the bedroom. Fucked my life up because of drugs, we separated, but getting my shit together and she's still around.
It's definitely possible, don't give up.
These tiny manlets would cry if they found out us tall Chad's leave spare change on top of vending machines for other Chad's.
>>768141984
Again, keep telling yourself that
>>768138113
they're actually not very attractive, and the first in the right looks like he's very autistic and they all look dumb
>>768137351
More like how long would it take for Chad to hit a gym, get a haircut, buy some decent clothes, get a good diet.
Because Chads takes care of themselves
>>768137351
he would probably get a haircut, hit the gym, grow a beard, and stop wearing stupid gamer shirts.
Women don't give a shit about how many noobs you frag online, they care whether or not you do something tangible with your short existence.
maybe he would pass the casting of Avatar 2
>>768137351
Excuse please...I am from another country. What is Chad?
"Just be confident bro"
>>768146136
Lurk moar.
>>768137351
This poor guy. I would not even take a selfie looking like that
>>768138113
Kike, don't listen to this poster
>>768146299
Excuse please......what is lurk moar
