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Shit like this
>>705440511
>>705440511
lol that's not how you make watermelon soup
>>705440511
This is amazing
bump
Holy shit what even is this thread.
>>705440882
>not quite enough change to hire a hooker?
>make pussy substitute with milk and coins
>>705440686
Something about this makes me want to hurl
This belongs to >>ck/ but I do like cringe food. Keep going.
>>705440511
/Thread
>>705442838
Best thing ever
>>705440511
Bump, i love this
>>705440511
I'm not sure if this counts, but whatever
>>705440511
finally
>>705440511>>705440511
>>705440511
>>705440686
if it was milk than it'd be god tier
I can die happy now
More
Fucking white people
>>705445864
>>705446427
Here ya go.
>>705446484
yum, I take a glass of milk and dip bread in it and it's so good
>>705446291
Damn, he breath be freshshshsh
>>705442838
he forgot the salt
it really takes salt to taste like a real pussy, without it it just feels like one.
>>705446420
dude you do realize this is an actual sandwich people eat
I HATE THIS SO MUCH
>>705446831
Who's the chick
>>705447268
Yer mother
>>705447170
>people
>>705440511
>>705440686
>>705440882
>>705441571
>>705445046
>>705445308
>>705446291
Who just decides to do this shit?
>>705442898
i feel like this is the beginning of a tv ad
>>705440511
thx for remind to lookup howtobasic
>>705447170
>actual sandwich
>>705447170
It's strangely not terrible too.
Try it sometime if you haven't.
>>705447268
taco belle
>>705447102
Fuck
>>705447170
Where?
In Britain?
serengeti nonelected admonish
>>705447911
good ol usa
eclectic sextuplet manger corncrib
>>705447102
Fucking niggers, I swear smh.
this thread is amazing
>>705446484
>>705446291>>705445046
>>705444998
>>705444770
These are all new
Fags on /b/ actuly started making stuff for once
This is the devil's thread
>>705447268
Naughty America
>>705447673
That milk steak better be boiled over hard
>>705447673
I've always wanted to try that
>>705448264
what does this mean
what does anytihngk klsekfnmadb78nan fjnfnj
>i have seen the face of God
>>705447673
There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with milk steak...nice to see they added raw jelly beans though
>>705449082
You should leave
>>705449082
>>705448732
some see the devil
some behold the mind of God...
who knows what is real?
>>705449451
Neither
We are just a huge subsystem of subsystems of energy being fucking autistic and entropy increasing and decreasing
Get over it
>>705447601
Hey, Billy Mays here! Are you tired of always finding wrinkles in your potato chips but the iron just isn't getting them out? Well I have the perfect product solution for you!
>>705447102
Fuck you
>>705447911
lol most britfucks would find these meals eatable as they naturally eat shit on a daily basis, im french that s why i say that
>>705445308
lost
and by that I mean vomited
>>705447102
cunt
>>705447673
that would go good with a grilled charlie on the side with some paint to wash it down
>>705450500
What color?
trust me this is important
>>705447102
wut.
>>705446831
Aubrey Evans
>>705450500
you been huffin paint again chahlie?
>>705448264
Neyce [insert strongest fairy here], maytee
>>705451310
benis
>>705451310
There's something about the single fucking pea that's hilarious to me
>>705447102
shiet
>>705447102
Gege
mangle nantucket lilac estrange
>>705447102
not even risking it
>>705447102
555
anyone else here still posting aesthetic pics?
>>705447102
fine
>>705453160
whats wrong? this is normal
>>705441008
kek
>>705453234
>>705447102
fuck you
>>705453434
id eat that
>>705453434
>>705452528
kek edited
>>705453555
checked
>>705447102
nig
>>705453434
I like to slow cook my turkey neck as the turkey is cooking, then I separate the bones from it and put it in the turkey gravy.
IM SO FUCKING ANGRY WHY DO THESE 'YOUR MOTHER IS GOING TO DIE IN HER SLEEP" POSTS EXIST. THEY ARE A CONSPIRACY TO KEEP THREADS ALIVE, JUST CONTRIBUTE TO THE FUCKING THREAD.
>>705454074
turkey in the Russian exclusive. We rarely eat it
>>705447268
Cindy Crawford. She's looking fucking amazing for her age
>>705447102
Fuck
>>705454120
www.metabunk. org/debunked-chinese-fetus-soup.t2203/
>>705454120
Really wish that was a fag here who could tell us seriously how this thing tastes
>>705447102
fucker
>>705454930
It's fake anyway
>>705440882
>salty milk and coins
>>705441008
3D egg printer
>>705455461
a.k.a pussy simulator
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
>>705454903
mcdank
>>705447102
Darn it to heck
>>705447102
Your luck ma is sick
>>705447480
>>705447739
TOP KEK
>>705455737
Lame copy pasta
>>705453089
you can do this to clean a keyboard, it doesnt harm them as long as you let them dry before plugging them in
>>705455737
i know this is copypasta, but this is the most autistic thing ive read tonight
>>705441571
Last time I was on LSD me and my buddy went to get a couple of fountain drinks from the nearby campus store after about 10 hours from our drop. I thought I had pretty much finished tripping until i got to the machine and had to manuver through like 3 other people (who im pretty sure were just regular stoned) and i just about lost all my spaghetti and did almost exactly as related image.
Ended up with like 24oz. Of warm gatorade.
>>705446420
This shit is actually fucking delicious. I highly advise anyone who hasn't tried peanut butter on a pickle to try it as soon as possible. Shits fuckin tasty
OP here, I'm amazed that this thread is still going on
>>705446420
You shut the fuck up.
OC
>>705447102
Slav is no animal.
>>705456360
what is that ?
>>705456485
I tried to squat like Slav today.
I don't know how they do it.
>>705447102
that looks p good
>>705456523
an ultra low res picture of a crab leg stuck in a trashcan.
>>705454120
No fucking way
>>705456572
you're just too fat
>>705456485
A nu cheeki breeki iv damke
>>705456631
I'm 6'2 and weigh 160
I'm one of the thinnest people I know.
>>705456523
backstory: i was on vacation and incredibly drunk in barcelona and i saw this all by myself. i found it hilarious that there was just a random crab leg stuck in a trash can and snapped a pic. the quality got corrupted after my old phone shitted out
>>705455737
stale
>>705456767
nvm, you just have a very high center of gravity.
>>705442463
Ikr?!
Fucking bump
>>705456830
I can do it for like2 seconds before falling over
:,^(
>>705456846
this. bump
>>705456767
6'1, 140 here
IKTFB
Also, my knees tend to bend a little too far and starts pulling the joint apart...
>>705456906
yup, manlet master race here, 5'7 and can hold for a good 2 minutes.
>>705447102
fuck
>>705456693
Get off this site with your memes
>>705449653
>tfw you still hear his voice
This is worse than a rekt thread
>>705447102
>>705447102
NOT TODAY FAGGOT
>>705448264
Here we see yet again the horrors of fascism take form as the shrine maiden brutally assaults the innocent fairy. Truly a tragic time do we live in.
>>705447102
>>705457394
>>705457322
Leratiomyceshis Protect Dubs Bonus
>>705442858
Without the fruit loops I'd eat this.
>>705454930
Human meat tastes bitter as fuck
>>705457895
Like your mom?
more OC
>>705458055
gonna find out soon or later
also checked
>>705457581
>>705457454
>>705457394
>>705457322
alright everyone, stop shitposting and post weird shit please
>>705447102
Go suck a big ol' donkey dick
>>705458185
As you wish
>>705458096
Can't see shit you dumb asshole
>>705447268
Thats Jenna Jameson, back in the day.
>>705458387
thats the point
>>705453434
>>705453160
Svenskar vi borde tat ryssarnas sida
>>705448264
Where is this? It looks nightmarish.
>>705458998
japan
>>705455721
>>705442838
the fuck are you talking about?
Contributing
>>705458998
She's obviously Asian
>>705459190
>>705457105
Get on outta here with my eyeholes!
>>705459114
I was correct, then.
>>705440511
>>705459866
>>705447652
This doesn't really look that bad.
>>705446420
This actually isn't bad
>>705459866
This thread is beautiful
>>705447264
Can anyone tell me how the blue LEDs on the stove would cook anything?
>>705443198
>>705459866
This is a thing.
Look up "MyVirginKitchen - Baked Bean Pizza"
on YouTube, it actually looks really good
>>705460040
Hawaiian Pizza is best pizza>>705460040
.
>>705460552
the fucking face
>>705460390
thats a gas stove.......
>>705460833
>reddit screenshot
>normie picture circulated all over social media.
>didnt crop reddit gui
REEEEEEEEEE
>>705459977
What's wrong with squirrel
>>705460954
>fucking cornbread
>>705460390
HAH fucking die
>>705449540
aspergers
![1474543425942[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/XlmL3vN.gif "1474543425942[1].gif")
>>705449373
Its absolutly not kosher.
>>705461046
a classic american food
>>705449653
right in the feels man..... not cool
>>705450500
dessert is a half room temperature bottle of beer and cat food for your nap
>>705458362
I enlarged it, glanced, minimized it and then kept going. four or five mouse scrolls later, I had to 'wat' and go back and realize what fucking evil this picture is, this is the dark lord of all demons and spirits.
>>705454903
double cheese burger on french-fries and topped with hash-browns? ive been doing that since elementary school
>>705459866
I'd eat it
>>705455737
cover it in gravy
>lick back of hand and sniff
>>705456572
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2-8gsWZqDBM
is tutorial
this thread keeps me alive
>>705462414
OH don't worry, I've watched this many times.
>>705460918
>fmw cant tell reddit from imgur
>>705462818
idc, still he didnt fucking crop it
>>705445308
The beauty of this one is it had to be done in secret
>>705447102
sigh...
>>705450007
Bloody hell its edible you cunt
>>705463330
>bean pizza
no its not
>>705443198
I lobe bibles
>>705445010
I wonder why he was holding it like that.
/ck/ memes is the best memes
>>705446670
<3 <3 <3
>>705447102
Shits weak
STOP, JUST FUCKING STOP
>>705447102
adfgdfg
>>705454120
Gore that what this thread used to stand for. Tsk
>>705463583
Can you not see the fucking lines you imbecile! This is why you swing a fucking hammer for a living bill, you need to get your shit together man.
>>705447102
Lames
>>705463869
no
>>705456232
Skin beautiful post
>>705443332
Nice job, looks delicious
>>705462719
Wakatela
>>705464050
I'm trying
>>705464219
tryhard pos fag, ur mom will die in her sleep tonight, no matter what.
>>705464255
stfu spic
Thread full of samefags
>>705447102
pls no
>>705464278
This is wasteful in the food area but straight up baller in the drink section, fucking genius mate!
>>705464365
only samefag around here is your dad, samefagging his cock into your ass.
>>705445308
A E S T H E T I C C
>>705464365
136 posters! "Uuuh samefag alert, do you like me now chan chan, am I part of the meme?"
No die
>>705447102
kys
>>705440511
autism?
>>705455461
Where the fuck have I heard that before?
>>705464513
You are what you eat.
>>705442463
>random
>>705464474
ha, and you thought you could be sneaky samefagging your cock into your ass
>>705446420
fucking disgusting
>>705450007
I'd rather eat shit than rancid cheese and raw meat like a savage.
>>705446670
but what are the batteries for?
>>705463583
imagine how good that circle in the middle would be to eat on it's own though
>>705464710
meh, if i could i would, comeback failed bitch.
>>705460040
Ancient hawaiians say "time for a dicking"
>>705447268
Hillary Clinton obviously. Clearly that is a campaign add for america in the corner
>>705464077
Ralph pootawn pls
>>705452528
gross
>>705447102
Fuck
>>705464710
Wow slow down Charles, put down the flamethrower, you burned them all are you happy now?
>>705445643
old sport
>>705459431
stfu rick and morty lover
>>705460918
how can you tell that's reddit? Are you from reddit?
>>705460526
I want to fuck that burger.
>>705447102
why am i so superstitious.
>>705465407
yea its better than this shithole
>>705445285
Hell yeah, that counts. All burritos matter.
>>705461467
nigger*
>>705459431
>>705447102
Cuck
>>705465528
pls leave
