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Secrets thread
Not sure if I'm addicted to the chase, or fucking the girls.
i find adult females completely sexually unapealling
I don't give a fuck about my family
>>710437986
The Chase is a good show.
>>710437986
As I get older, I find myself being attracted to older women. I'm 25. I'm now finding women from 55 up into their 60s very sexy.
Makes getting older not seem that bad.
>>710440006
You have fucking issues..
>>710440105
at least I don't jack off to traps like you
>>710440301
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>710440301
Get over yourself you sweaty ape fucker
>>710440006
I'm 27 and I find women 40-60 sexy. I'm very into features that milfs have.
You should try to find an older woman like I did. Only problem I'm having is that she wants me to be her sub. While I'm into that, I just don't know how it will change our relationship
Here you go enjoy!
>>710437986
I feel like I have no motivation for anything anymore. I don't know what to do with my life
>>710442489
Shotgun in your mouth
I am unable to get this girl out of my mind
I want to grope girls with big butts on the streets but idk how to get away with it
>>710442735
Same dude, im gonna ask her out tomorrow. You should just go for it.
>>710442489
I feel the same way. Do things get worse going into the winter?
There's this middle aged Chinese lady singing Chinese opera beside me on the bus for 20 minutes. I was closer to punching her out than to simply ask her to stop. Instead, I just got ear-raped for 20 minutes.
I ate like 10 of my sisters birth control pills when I was younger and then hid them. (Massive family fight over there whereabouts of them) and she got pregnant the following month.
>>710443231
good little whore deserved it
>>710439802
The beast and that hostess definitely fuck back stage
>>710437986
I fucked my friends girlfriend 2 times while they were on a break
>>710443538
mfw I actually got my sister pregnant
>>710437986
Fucked my dads friend for 2 years before he moved away.
He took my virginity.
>>710442953
I fucking did that. In April.... Said yes, but we never got together.
Now I am stuck with her shy self giving off signals of interest.
>made out extensively with my cousin between the ages of 7 and 10
>got a bunch of genital warts, burned them all off using apple cider vinegar, they haven't gotten back and I've had unprotected sex since then
And my favorite personal nightmare:
>friend called me on the phone one day and told me he was suicidal, didn't take him as seriously as I should have, got a call from his sister 3 days later that he killed himself, went and testified in court that he was very positive about life and would have never killed himself so I could please his parents
>to this day nobody knows about that phone conversation
I honestly don't find blondes really hot. I mean, I kinda prefer this girls with their hair black and kind of really white skin, or black, or asian, idfk
>>710443871
even better
I have never got dubs
>>710437986
I kissed a 15-year old girl two week ago.
I really want quads
>>710444089
i got genital warts from my 7yo cousin too, i was just like damn girl
I love woman with regular/small boobs
Turns out I'm not interested in my receptionist. I'm just attracted to any woman that sits at the reception desk at my work.
Check'em
>>710444485
nigger
>>710444444
>>710444457
Pam?
I have a crush on a chubby lesbian half my age.
>>710444590
How old are you?
>>710444711
44 :)
Putin pays me to spread Trump spam here but I don't have the heart
>>710433814
I sucked off a black guy in my car in the school parking lot. After, I freaked out that he would tell everyone in school, so the next day I went to the principle and told him he made me do it.
It blew it way out of control. The blacks in school sided with him, whites with me. A few fights broke out.
The guy went to juvie, I went to another school. After that, my bf finally told me that he never believed me and he dumped me.
I told all our friends about it, and they left him, and I started seeing his ex-best friend.
>>710442993
Better actually. I personally prefer the winter. It's always been my favourite season. Hate the summertime way too hot.
>>710444893
The great state of LA will never be the same you liar.
>>710444587
I think I got the Jim Halpert syndrome. As soon as the previous receptionist got promoted to another desk job, I lost complete interest in her and basically stopped talking to her, whereas before I would chat with her daily.
One time when i was a kid i fell down in the shower and cut out a huge chunk of my butt. Never told anybody and it didn't get infected.
>>710445276
Lucky. I'm about to get fat and really hate myself.
>>710445562
LOL. I know. Have you found the parish
>>710446246
Well he was the only black I ever messed with
I have normal emotions like a normal person, except towards other people, and I have an inability to connect intimately and emotionally with people, no matter how much I find them attractive or fuck them. Current girlfriend constantly jokes about also being dead inside and not being able to have feelings towards. She mentioned that she cared about me a couple weeks ago. Since then she's actually realizing I wasn't kidding about being dead inside
>>710446135
Dude jeremy? what the fuck is wrong with you. Its zach.. Thts fucking private, bitch
I used to rub my mom's pussy while she was sleeping.
>>710444893
tits or gtfo.
Unless you are a faggot, in which case just kys.
>>710446189
St. Bernard?
>>710447192
Nope.
>>710447159
Posted them before.
>>710446769
I originally reacted with rage but it quickly subsided. Why would you let it go that far?
>>710447218
Then it won't be difficult to post them again.
>>710447218
I'm gonna go jerk my black cock to you. Night sweet tits.
>>710437986
oh look, this thread again. are you writing a fucking book or something? or is this just going straight onto your tumblr?
>>710447224
By the time I knew how far it got, I was worried about getting charged for something.
>>710447024
Fuck you, zach. I know. If i don't voice your insecurities how is anybody supposed to know I wear diapers still?
i'm a guy and i'm sincerely not gay but my friend and i occasionally suck each other's dicks cuz we are horny but we always regret it after
>>710447557
No, you are gay.
>>710444354
Same. Felt my Exs boobs were too big for my liking and they were only large C's
>>710447450
Eat my ass, jeremy. With butter and ketchup sauce. OK? I mean reeally get in there. Dont hold back
>>710447557
>not gay
>sucks dick
I have news for you, friend.
killed a guy.
>>710447930
I've been haunting the homeless shelter for years
>>710442735
them feels bro #sameboat #flatmate #killmenow
>>710448013
what's your MO?
>>710448271
I blast in, poop on everyone, then, just for kicks, I light everyone on fire with gasoline
>>710437986
When I was 11 I was playing in the car and accidentally backed it over my little brother who was 4 and killed him. I lied about it and said I was no where near it. My father thought he had left the keys in the car and left it in reverse and he later killed himself and my mother had to be institutionalized and I was raised in a foster home. I'm 25 now and this if the first I've ever told anyone about this. So there it is.
My parents are dead to me, after disowning me and kicking me out of the house at 18. I'm 23 now, with my own apartment, shitty car, and a degree in Biomed. After not seeing each other for over 3 years they sent me a frame of a old family photo from when i was in my teens.
I sent it back and I haven't heard from them since.
>>710440301
Oh no he di'int!
>>710448566
pics or it didnt happen
>>710437986
I'm still in love with a girl I had a crush on in high school (over 12 years ago). We don't speak, live in different states. Not on good terms, last time we interacted. Never had a relationship with her; wrote her poetry in HS. Despite how many times I've tried to overwrite her, degrade her memory, invalidate her presence in my mind, she persists. My only option to remove her is probably a lobotomy.
>>710437986
My wife and I decided to take a break.
During the span of 2 months, I fucked 6 different women, then brought my wife back home once I finally had enough.
Also, I had the condom break in one of those women while I was fucking her, and another I fucked raw for about 2 weeks.
I hate my father
>>710450137
Did she fuck ayone?
>>710450137
I think so, but I suppose it didn't work out that well since she had no problem coming back.
I got a handjob from my bestfriends little sister at party. She did it over the legs of my sleeping girlfriend. Sisters boyfriend, my other friend, was brushing his teeth next door. She gave me a hickey, then everyone saw it that morning but no one at the party questioned it. No one knows that.
I AM BATMAN
When I was 13, I used to fuck my moms friends daughter who was about 10.
Man oh man...no pubes, came in her as much as I wanted, no STD's...but then some crazy shit happened and he got caught getting fooled with by her step-father, and I didn't want to take the fall for it.
15 years later, and I can go over there to visit and still get some pussy. Unfortunately now she has that thousand cock stare.
>>710450785
I wish shit like this happened to me
It's hard enough meeting girls that are interested in me, and when it happens thats the most of my luck.
I feel like I have no place in this world and the people that claimed to be family are ignoring me outright and I did nothing
Straight guy but my fantasy is to meet up with some old dude and let him suck me and jerk me off while I look at pics of girls
>>710450530
Probably.
>>710451492
Done it before. Very overrated.
I ate a 1kg loaf of bread today.
>>710451592
How so?
>>710447557
>i'm not gay but i suck dicks
you sure about that
>>710449246
why did they disown you?
>>710451758
Not suck his dick. Suck mines but I know what you mean kek
>>710448566
If that's true then holy fucking shit that's fucked.
>>710446927
I get you anon.
I don't even know if I actually love my mother or if I just feel attachment.
I wish I had the opportunity to drug a guy up and use him as my sex toy for a couple of days without getting into legal trouble.
>>710452114
Same
>>710437986
I have taken way too much of substance I don't cars if I die and she wakes up to it or walks I. On itfuck life Trump is going to be our overlord
>>710451325
get a routine and do the things that you love to do. girls will get all caught up in that shit dog trust me.
>>710451492
Meet up with some guy at craigslist
>>710452251
One day anon, one day.
>>710450097
"you only love once" </3
I want to ask this girl out (pic related) but I have severe social anxiety, and I don't want to known as gay... what should I do??
>>710452577
Holy fuck, anon that is the most beautiful face I've ever seen.
I'm going to kill myself anytime between now and 9 years from now. All depends on my doge, he's the last bit of happiness I have in this world so I'm trying to make his life awesome, hes almost 3. So when ever he passes I'll go on a nice long trip see as much of the world as I can afford to do with w/e money I can scrape up in total. Once I run dry I'll kill myself using helium nice easy death and peace the fuck out this world. I've never fit in, and I lost the one person I've ever been able to connect to, everyone else its just I feel nothing for. Dead inside.
>>710452114
wyd? I don't care if you're fat
>>710452577
A girl's eyebrows say a lot about her
Even if she did say yes, she'd end up cucking you
>>710452577
say: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Ice, consider yourself broken.
>>710452695
no it isn't
>>710450859
OHW MY GAWD, (SPOILER) YOUR A GHOST !!!
>>710452702
I live for my dog too. Only reason to stay here
>>710452714
I'm not fat, it's just my fetish.
>>710452850
Me gusta, nudes of her?
>>710452577
Wait are you a grill?
>>710452451
I don't understand. Lobotomy then?
>>710452945
this is as nude as it gets my /b/ro
>>710439466
same
>>710452702
Fill me up on this helium stuff.
I work in a particular popular coffee shop.
I masturbate during my lunch break.
I never wash my hands.
When I say: "Have a nice day!" I never mean it.
>>710451492
Also would be hot if they can finger my ass and milk my prostate
>>710452766
>>710452730
Lel, but seriously I want to talk to her but... I keep getting tounge tied.
>>710453127
Are you a girl?
>>710453036
thanks dude!!
>>710437986
I washed out of the military twice before I turned 20. The second time was in 2008. Both times were for personality/adjustment disorder, backed by a civilian record of depression and psych visits.
I tried to get back into the military for a third time over the summer without my parents knowing. Of course, I was rejected.
>>710453209
<3
>>710453103
>When I say: "Have a nice day!" I never mean it.
you monster
>>710453117
Hot
>>710440301
Holy keks of kek
>>710444089
You should send the parents an anonymous note about it. Say you're his teacher or something. Mention you molested him too.
I ate an entire pound of carrots today
>>710453314
Post ur face.
>>710453292
look up foxy di
>>710453314
Do you know if she's les/bi? Meeting girls must suck unless they're clearly openly gay.
i havn't eating anything but candy for the past 3 days
>>710452114
there are guys into that, but before hand you get them to consent verbally on camera to everything you are going to do to them and admit to being a willing participant.
>>710453598
That's one my favorites, I'd pay so much to fuck her ass
>>710452702
Been there. I'd be dead, but I don't trust anyone else to take care of my cats.
>>710453556
Nice, it's good to keep the intestinal parasites away.
>>710453618
I'm still investigating, I found her twitter and I'm going to ask her anonymously there...
>>710437986
My parents think I'm studying abroad but I just did it so I could travel a little before they found out I dropped out of school and kick me out. They are pretty much paying for everything and to make it worse I am socially retarded so I haven't made a single friend and I stay inside my little flat alone. I don't wanna go back but I am a good for nothing and can't get a job. Do I just kill myself or what?
Also, they don't send me that much money so travelling around is not even an option. Karma I guess?
>>710453681
Consent is such a turn off tough.
>>710451492
>>710453117
Why not go on a meet up with craigslist and fulfill the fantasy anon?
>>710452577
tbh fam, if you ask her out and she says yes people are going to figure out you're gay pretty quickly when they see you dating a girl
whats your plan? 'I'm into you but can we just keep it on the down low please'?
>>710453777
Nice, get that puss anon
I play guitar and beatbox and sing at the same time.
I do cover songs.
Noone's ever heard.
>>710437986
I was falsely accused of molesting my nephew at the age of 11 (he was 5 at the time), I was interrogated with no parent or lawyer present, and was not read my rights when I was arrested. My public defender said there was no way I could fight it, and I should take a plea deal unless I wanted to spend the rest of my childhood in juvie. I took the deal, still ended up in Juvie until my 18th birthday. I now have to register as a sex offender for life, and not a single attorney will touch my case to overturn it, because it would be career suicide to fight it.
>>710453841
you only need that one short period of consent. Everything after can be as rapey as you like
>>710452577
Be gay. People just gotta learn to deal.
>>710453963
Sounds like a good plan!
>>710454003
;3
>>710444893
You're why Tom Robinson is dead
>>710453916
I puffy out after I respond to someone and after I jerk off I'm not as interested in the fantasy anymore. Wat do?
I want to use a vibrator on a cat.
>>710454314
Pussy*
>>710454314
Don't jerk off lol
>>710453750
Why? Also, you think that thing about turning orange is a myth?
>>710454035
If this was true I would hunt everyone down who fucked me over and exterminate them
>>710454458
Yeah true but I feel like once I'm getting sucked off by the dude and I cum I'll get a wave of regret right there kek
My wife's doughter sleep walks and sometimes I wake up to her playing with my dick
>>710437986
Where're the FBI anons at?
>>710454184
you're legit hoping to pick up chicks and remain a closet gay indefinitely?
>>710454527
I've considered it, but I'm living a pretty okay life right now. If I fuck that up, I'll likely never get it back again.
>>710454790
Why would you regret it if you cum? I'm straight and I got my dick blown by a twink and I enjoyed it. Closed my eyes and imagined it was a girl.
>>710453714
That's it exactly....like you just don't really know people and how they treat animals behind close doors. Idk, I feel like someone else could probably give him a better life then my depressed ass but at the same time I do give him a shit ton of love and I can't bring myself to abandon him. Every fucking day is a little more miserable then the last but at the same time more numbing then anything I can't even describe the feeling....Literally I think of killing myself all fucking day and at this point after 2 years of this I'm just fucking looking forward to it now I'm so fucking tired.
I'm in love with my little sister. Mostly sexual feelings but comfy incest is for sure my thing. i'm from eu so she is legal now but her ass has grown to such a perfect perfect perky shape while she is petite and just fucking hngg.. she is so fucking beautiful. I can't be close to her without my mind just instantly fucking sexualizing everything, my mind runs crazy from being with her. i would fucking kill to be the first to do all freaky shit to her, eat her ass out in the shower and have fingers in her at the same time. fucking kill me
i really want a threesome with my gf and her bff
>>710455273
What's the age of consent in the eu? Also how old are you?
>>710454501
It's toxic to worms when eaten raw, and no, but it's good for the skin and facilitates taming.
>>710455347
Same, I've brought it up with my gf but she gets jealous because she thinks her bff is more attractive than she is
I value dogs cats animals and other shit way higher than human babies, like I could watch a vid of something bad happening to a baby and not mind it but watching a dog be abused infuriates me. maybe when I eventually have kids I will understand.
>>710455273
step/adopted or full blood sis?
>>710455520
same here.
>>710455401
I'm 19, age of consent here is 15
I took this pic of her while i was massaging her, her ass is not like "attractive" it's fucking mindblowingly perfect, it's not too much just fucking insanely nice. I'm dying from this shit because i hate it at the same time, i wanna fucking kms.
>>710455489
Same here, aannnddd she is catholic hahahaha (and her bff too)
>>710455536
full blood sis.
>>710455520
this minus the having kids, fuck that I'll keep my dog
I wanna gape my asshole
>>710444457
kek
>>710455781
thats pretty disturbing bro..kek
>>710455520
I used to be the same way until I had my son. Now, I can't even watch Pet Sematary because of Gage.
>>710454225
Who?
>>710455956
Do you have sisters? what stops your mind from running there? i always wondered this about other ppl. but yeh i don't go there in my mind with any other female relative and dont even think about it so
>>710437986
I'm a c-level executive of a billion dollar company and hate my job, hate my career, hate wearing a suit and tie, hate being owned.. other than joy from my family, I'm no happier now than when I made a moderate living. I'm not whining, just didn't think it would be like this. FYI I earned every inch of the way to where I am the hard way, from having nothing when I was in mid-20's.
I like to compare my studying of Japanese/preparation for the JLPT to Dragon Ball Sagas. As I'm doing N3 this year, I just beat Broly, and am getting ready to fight Perfect Cell in December.
Might be in love with someone I burned a bridge with intentionally and I'm now trying to fill the emptiness with another girl but she's got a boyfriend. Which sucks cause she's pretty cool
>>710456206
I mean how you supposed to enjoy being a c -lvl executive at a billion dollar company with a family
>>710452730
What does a girls eyebrows day about her?
>>710456200
Yeah bro. I just think about her that way. Im not judging you tho.
>>710446927
Same with me, it's the lack of struggle and non need of help, the world is pretty easy these days. Kid did changed it a bit, I found a purpose, wasn't expecting to
Pretty gay now
>>710455747
Damn bro that's a fine ass. any moar creeps?
It's not a special secret, but I want to fuck all of my friends who are girls.
It's so bad with some of them, that I think about it every day. Every single day. I'm unhealthily obsessed with having sex with them, and my friendships with them are based solely on the hope that one day I will have sex with them. It fuels my kindness and patience with them, I'm only a great friend because I want to fuck the shit out of them, and I think sex will make a better friendship.
>>710447557
Nothing gay about that
>>710456487
If they look anything like this, she will drain you, fight over everything, post your entire life on snapchat, unironically spam emojis and bitch at you if you don't use them, and will text other dudes behind your back
>>710448566
Sorry man, we make stupider choices when we are young, kinda the way it goes
Would let my girl do glory hole swallow
When I was 10, an older kid made me give him head. Wound up sucking him and two of his friends for like 2 years before me moved. They never fucked me, just fingered my pussy.
>>710454035
it never ceases to amaze me the kind of scum you find working in the American 'justice system'. There's cops, prosecutors and lawyers who cause more misery and destruction in their careers than most serial killers.
I'm serious. How many lives does a serial killer destroy? A dozen, maybe, if he has a strong work ethic. Whereas a judge who feels like being a hardass - well, take this guy for example
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Ciavarella
he destroyed the lives of hundreds of kids, including several who committed suicide. And he did it for years, because the culture of the judicial system let him. If he'd just been doing it because he was a psychopath, rather than because he'd been bribed, then he'd still be in office.
Never, ever trust anyone involved in the American judicial system. Their is a very good chance they're a complete sociopath.
But hey, that's America for you.
>>710456332
I thought things would be 'easy' with a successful career. Didn't realize how you'd have people ready to climb over you if they could, You have a target on your back at all times. No hours are enough, that you get trapped and everyone expects you to continue to succeed in your role. Yeah yeah, 1st world problems. Just saying it's not what I thought it would be. But I put on a face and go to work like everything is great. And I've learned first hand that most successful people are a wreck inside. Not all, but most are... terrified of losing what they have. Trapped just like I am.
I prefer dubs to subs
i had this fantasy about my gf being with another guy on a really drunk evening i told a guy and let a friend fuck her while she was really drunk and she thought it was me. i regretted it afterwards but he said he'd tell her if i didn't set it up again and ruin our relationship. he's fucked her tree times since, once anal which she hasn't let me do, it makes me feel like shit everytime he does it.
>>710457245
"most successful people are a wreck inside"
how are the ones who doesn't feel like that? what makes them different
>>710457391
He's no friend.
>>710437986
When I was 13 was going out with a girl, became mates with someone at school turns out his girlfriend was best friends with mine, so every time they used to hang out, we did. 3 weeks later when they weren't looking we used to go off with each other - things escalated and me and him were having an affair for about a year... The girls never found out (or at least not as far as I know) and we stopped seeing each other about a year ago. Crazy times...
>>710457391
Why is it that only white males are cucks? You don't see niggers, spics, or asians doing that shit. It's humiliating.
>>710437986
I'm naked under my clothes.
>>710457391
You're a cuck
>>710449246
We're better off freeing ourselves of people who are shitty to us, blood related or not.
>>710457391
My man you have entered cyber levels of existential cucked
to be honest you fucked yourself over but that is one hell of a friend you've got there. You played it fucking dumb as hell, never ever enter a power relationship like this because you'll just get fucked into oblivion, always fight back at first hint of him trying to put you in this position, always end it there no matter how bad the consequences.
and for the record damn i would love to fuck your gf, it's been a dream for a long time to fuck a girl with a guy, i fucked one with a bf before but he didn't know about it it's a difference
>>710457560
Messed that up a bit haha, I meant we were together for about a year before he had to move away - 4:30am tired af
I am the operations director for a fortune 100 company. I was just hired in October to completely redesign the operations for the entire company. Everyone keeps shitting themselves when i say something, but I'm honestly have no idea what the fuck I'm doing; i just make it up as i go and it seems to work out every time. They expect me to save the company.
>>710457502
They (like me) mostly have a nagging, constant feeling of inadequacy and fear of people finding out they aren't "good enough" in some way. So they work their guts out and perform in fear of things falling apart. Most days I feel like I'm going to be fired at the end of the day, yet I have a very secure job and full respect of my peers and the president who I report directly to. But doesn't matter, I feel like I didnt do enough each day. I've seen this in more other successful people than I can count. They're mostly unhappy people inside and have some void they can't fill but keep trying. Like filling a cup with holes in the bottom.
>>710457555
not anymore no, but if i tell her now we're simply done so i don't know ho to fix it.
>>710457778
i had the fantasy once, now i absolutely hate it.
>>710457789
i never thought he's pull this shit on me. it's just so painful to watch. especially if he fucks her liike i never do, rougher and anal. it was a stupid fucking thing and now i have to keep "lending" her out like peace of meat or i'll lose her completely
I'm male and when I was 9, I gave my friend a blowjob(he was 10). He pissed in my mouth and laughed.
>>710457097
Did you like it?
>>710457097
hot story anon
do you think it's affected you at all?
>>710458002
Fuck that's depressing. Is there any chance you're overblowing this just because of your own feelings? like you're seeing it in other people strengthened because of that or something.
arent there legit people who love themselves that are successful out there? people with really good self confidence and love etc
>>710457957
Our company replaced CFO, CTO, COO, CLO, VP Marketing all within 2 years. I'm one of them and can relate to what youre saying.
>>710458046
I felt sorry for you until you wrote
"now i have to keep lending her out like a piece of meat or ill lose her completely"
you've already lost her, fucking man up and fuck some shit up and fuck that guy up. are you fucking retarded, are you seriously willing to be so incredibly dominated by another male and just sit here? i secretly think you fucking love it, "i never do rougher and anal" that's it my man you're loving this shit.
Embrace your cuck fetish don't come here and talk like you're regretting shit. fucking man up and end the relationship gosh
>>710454022
Hey Justin Bieber.
What r u doing on /b/ ?
>>710457391
>>710458046
how does she act when he uses her like his fleshlight ? does she seem to enjoy it ? more than with you ?
>>710458271
Kinda. I like being popular.
>>710458305
Yeah. I would say it made me more sexual
>>710458469
Glad I'm not alone! Your company sounds as fucked as mine. Marketing too.
>>710458046
My mind tingles from your weak mentality, i would do things with your girlfriend she would never ever fucking even let you dream about doing to her, it's embarassing but yeah i'd ram her senseless and do things to her even she wouldn't talk about because they were so fucking nasty
i fantasize / jerk off to pictures of my friends girlfriends. I stare at their asses in public. one of them flirted back once but i cant bring myself to ruin our friendship over something like that.
>>710444089
it's OK
Hey /b/
it's parents who use restraints on me kid again, not at home tonight - feels nice to get a break. How is everyone?
>>710458519
i don't enjoy it, i really thought i would when i first let it happen but i don't at all after having seen it. i can't just end it because i do really have strong feelings for her despite the sputid decision i made.
>>710458603
don't call her that. and i don't know man i try my best not to listen while it's happening.
>>710458754
good keep them to yourself then, i don't want the imagine. but if you really did things that differently she'd know it wasn't me
>>710444893
you're a real of oice if shit.
and you'll always be that way.
>>710458310
Yes, some are great. But most are not, from what I've seen the top is full of people terrified to lose what they have and be outdone by others. Many don't know what they're doing. But it's not all bad, I just think people pretend it's all good. I need to go listen to some Tony Robbins and motivational vids and I'll be fine. We'll all be fine but to think the people running the world are well adjusted, capable people full of inner confidence is simply not true. I actually am very confident, work hard, capable of doing my job, save company millions and make many people's lives better... but there's' an internal feeling of a void that won't ever be filled, and I see it in many others. Money doesn't buy happiness once you cross above about $70k/year, below that it does.
>>710458940
"if you really did things that differently shed know it wasnt me"
that's the fucking point, she wouldn't care after
>>710458818
>i cant bring myself to ruin our friendship over something like that.
Yeah, don't. I ate my best friend's girlfriend's ass in a hotel room when we all went on vacation. Every day since then I woke up fearing she'd tell and I'd lose my best friend.
>>710458940
"i do really have strong feelings for her despite the stupid decision i made"
i mean yeah but your relationship is fucked regardless, if you can put your dick into that chick again you're trash. have some fucking self worth for fuck sake, you're the lowest of trash if you're able to stay with her
>>710459035
fuck off man, if she found out, i know i'm through but she wouldn't just stay with you either
I spent 6 hours photoshopping my aunt onto Kayla torrisi (she's some slut with big tits thats had her nudes leaked many times)
>>710459080
yeah, sounds like a load of stress i dont need. i have a lot of old high school "friends" i want to get rid of though, (im 19), i wish one of them would have a hot gf i could cheat with. but they're all losers.
>>710451275
But how is the Pube situation now?
>>710456648
How many times have you stolen their freshly worn panties, and sucked the pussy juice out of them?
>>710458953
Actually I'm doing good.
>>710452577
a dude
>>710452850
Hillary Clinton
>>710453036
Hank Hill ass, no hips
>>710459179
Keep telling yourself that. i could fuck her into commitment and throw her away like trash and then come back and fuck her even dirtier and throw her away again
>>710457391
>>710458940
that's actually pretty hot, i'd love to plaster her with my cum and tell her that i want her to sleep with it on, then next morning you wake up to your gf covered in my cum,
>>710458630
Good to know: molesting girls makes them happier
>>710459410
>Hillary Clinton
no
>>710459431
please elaborate, i'd love to hear, fuck that annon, he gave his gf away he's done it to himself, give him something to think about
>>710459431
>>710459448
just shut up, why don't you try helping instead of making this fucking worse
>>710459254
Funny, same haha
I have one friend I really need to get rid, never really liked him. Fucked me over a couple of times selling me weed when I didn't know anything about it. I know his gf would fuck me if she was drunk but too pussy to do it
I'm in my late-20s, and I still play RuneScape.
>>710457391
You could cut him off and make it clear to him that you will destroy his life if he comes around you or your girl again. Many ways to go about that.
I can't stand fat people (no pun intended).
They're fucking gross to look at and an insult to the eyes. I'm always personally fucking offended when a fat sack of mush is out of breath after walking a flight of 5 stairs or has to lift something heavier than an kilo.
Don't even get me started on parents who let their kids get fat...
>>710440301
Got him!
>>710459814
i have no idea how to actually do that. i have nothing on him that i could use to destroy his life, while he can ruin mine so easily
>>710459617
why are her eyes always so super-open?
is she crazy?
I'm 29. When I was a teenager I honestly thought I was a sociopath. Eventually in my early 20's I got over that phase and just said I had a lot of walls up, and that my narcissistic parents reinforced negative traits in me from an early age. That I was getting over those behaviors.
I haven't. I'm still as much of a manipulative animal as I ever was. I exhibited signs of anti-social personality disorder from an early age; harming animals, hurting other kids, displaying manipulative behavior to get what I wanted even out of my elders.
By highschool, I could get any girl I wanted with enough time. Not through cringey methods like being sweet or whatever else - by just talking to them over time and having them identify with me through what they thought were "genuine" connections.
Like I said, I'm 29. I've slept with around 80 women in my life. Done almost every drug under the sun except for heroin and meth (though some molly I got one time may have been cut with it based on what my friend told me later). I do well in every job I take (software engineer), and by 26 already made 90k as a manager at a robotics company.
I don't care for anyone though. Underneath it all, I still feel every violent urge I did as a child. I still can discard anyone in my life and not feel an ounce of longing or remorse. I'm not a true psychopath, because I still feel normal feelings, but I long for a lasting connection not based on manipulation and falsehoods. There's no therapy that could help me with this, nor any treatment that would have any meaningful effect on how I feel towards others, just how I treat them. The worst part is that it would deconstruct every method I've learned and honed for getting successful.
>>710460027
Yep, that's the crazy eyes for sure.
>>710440301
gottem kek
>>710460027
You think?
I've been dating a girl for over a year. I've cheated on her with my best friend's mother, her own best friend, my roommate and my roommate's best friend. It's nice to have best friends.
>>710459694
Because you're so fucking mentally weak that your mentality bleeds through in every sentence you write. i already told you what you need to do you need to break up with her. You have moments where you enter this pathetic state of mind of "oh i need her in my life but i did this"
no you dont fucking need her, you've fucked your relationship BIG TIME. owe up to the girl and leave her. i can't babysit your feelings because you want to stay with her and it's not good for you either, i'm incredibly sad you put yourself in that situation but seriously how fucking stupid can you be to advance into this and not just tell your friend that you will shit on his life if he shows his face again. I couldn't even imagine how mad i would be or what i would do in your situation and here you are sitting making emotional remarks on how you "still love this girl" yeah you still love her but can you start realizing how fucked up this is? Your friend probably has no plans of stopping so why the fuck are you allowing this? cuz believe it or not you are ALLOWING this. sorry for calling you weak but this shit moves me in ways i wish it didn't
>>710459986
You're a human being for hell's sake, when motivated we are capable of anything. Post a thread on /b/ with suggestions if you need to. I'm not going to advocate something illegal but he's already broken the law. You could record the phone conversation with him then hold that over his head.
>>710441528
mad coz jacks off to traps like a little faggot
Have never shared this anywhere or with anyone but my first sexual experience was with my little sister.
>>710459504
that's just the pre-train wreck stage
when they start to mature and find out that popularity is nothing in the world outside school and that being sexual isn't the road to success, well...train wreck.
>>710459617
cuuuuuuuute
name? age? social media?
>>710457391
does h cum inside her every time ? atleast tell me he wore a condom
>>710459814
and keep the girl? jesus you guys are fucking cucked beyond saving, fucking mental
"but muh muh feelings special girl muh muh"
if girl was special you keep your friend dick out of her pussy, sad story move on
>>710460169
Eyes constantly dilated and wide open? Yep, that's some crazy eyes. May be fun to fuck with, but god forbid you grow any emotional connection lest she take advantage to her own ends.
>>710460241
Only thing I know is that she's 19 and Canadian
I did 5g of heroin over my first month of university this year, had never done any before and haven't done any since.
>>710460226
trust me, I know
protip: >>710458630 is a cutter
>>710460339
Good point, dude should leave the girl. He's messed that up
>>710460341
Real shit anon
>>710444893
you're a fucking piece of shit.
>>710459696
i'm trying to get rid of a couple people, but they're all gamer nerds with no gfs so i cant fuck em. one of them has a pretty cute sister but i think she's like 15, so i'd have to think about that. i just want them to stop bugging me about hanging out or playing games so i can move on with my life and stop feeling like a highschool loser again
>>710459814
lol pathetic. You sound like a fedora wearing fucker that threatens dudes on facebook by sending them a video of you chopping things with a katana.
>>710460191
i haven't told him i"d "shit on his life" because i have no fucking way of doing so.
>>710460194
that wouldn't be a bad idea if i wasn't in it the first time, if i ruin his life by going to the cops i'm going down too
>>710460249
not the first time but every time since he has. i really fucking regret telling him she was on the pill.
>>710460202
Oh god i'm anon who posted ass of his little sister bit up in thread. please tell story please fucking tell story, and make it rich in detail <3
>>710460169
Is this current? I thought people stopped doing duck lips years ago.
I'm guessing she friendzoned you like 7 years ago and you're holding onto these pics like they're a lifeline.
>>710460189
>It's nice to have best friends.
Nice for you, I guess. She has no one.
>>710460389
why are people in this board so fucking boring.
share your experience with us, tell us about how it felt etc. was the high like in the movies? how was the come down?
"i did 5g of heroin"
fucking nice interesting story nice entertainment. jesus people develop some fucking sharing skills
>>710460456
could be that someone complimented her eyes once and she's desperately promoting them thinking they're her best feature. They do have a nice colour.
She doesn't need quite that much mascara, though.
>>710449246
Fuck 'em.
That's the bottom line bud
>>710457391
maybe she let him fuck her up the ass either because he's so much better than you OR she knows it's not you and loves letting another guy use her tightest hole as a cumdump
>>710460533
I still see duck lips every once in a while. Not my pics tho.
>>710460694
True, her eyes are definitely the only reason I have her saved
>>710460189
Geez, how Hot are you? How'd you talk all of them into that??
My special-snowflake "gift" makes it hard for me to be like normal people. I've lived a life that, above all else, really should have killed me early on. I should have died in the womb, I should have died several times as a kid, and I even should have died today. But look at me, I'm a healthy boy. I'm no prime specimen, but I'd go for "normie and abled".
I just, don't know anymore. I don't know. I just keep getting these free passes. I don't believe in something like that, but that's just how it seems to play out.
I want to know what it is. I want to know what I'm doing. I want to know, subconscious or otherwise, genetic. Whatever it is. I want to increase it, or stop it altogether.
I don't get it. My life is not fun. My life is hard. Not hard in the sense that I live in a dirt hut, but laughably hard. Ironically hard. The kind of hard that involves being given a powered sledgehammer instead of a key. You can sure as hell open just about anything with a fucking powered battering ram, but using a key would be nice. It would be simple. It would be the appropriate amount of utility. Every waking moment of my life is stimulus, it's all fucking activity. Every time I go to sleep, I get everything I want, and then it all feels cheap. I can't relate to people, because their hardware isn't as fucked as mine. So, I'm stuck.
I'm just... stuck. And yet I can go so far, and it all means nothing.
And then I'm torn in several directions with regards to how I'm to live my life, or do things for the sake of doing them. I'm a smart faggot, I'm a capable faggot, I'm a pretty sage faggot when I'm not so worked up. I listen- it's my kryptonite.
But, God, what I wouldn't give...
Sometimes I want to bathe in gasoline and light a match. But I know the odds of surviving that aren't in my favor to begin with.
>>710460525
You don't have to shit on his life, you just have to be a human with self respect and cut him off and tell him he is a fucking worthless piece of trash individual and that you played it all bad by even letting it get to this stage. what kind of friend is this even? what the fuck are you doing with your life having friends like this? you need to seriously go think about your life
>>710451379
Dude I am in the exact same boat...
I'm a 23 year old virgin
>>710460373
Just that caption alone screams insanity.
>>710460456
Good lord no. I'd hook up, but wouldn't see her more than a few times.
I'll tell you a story.
I'm the poster of >>710460065
The only girl I've made a truly genuine connection with was a girl that looked just like this. Same fucking eyes too, so maybe I'm projecting a bit here, but bear with me.
I started dating her when I was 22. I was still in college, and not exactly financially stable. She asked me out on a date, and after dinner we went back to my place to listen to music, have some drinks, and paint together for a while.
After about an hour, she says she wants to try something with me. She tells me sit still, and we're going to maintain eye contact for 5 minutes. No talking, not touching or interaction, other than just eye-contact.
I don't know what happened, but it was the first time I truly cared for someone without any need to modify or manipulate to my own ends. Something happened there and I still have trouble describing it.
Flash forward a few months, we're arguing all the time, mostly because she's emotionally unstable and goes through moods of depression, rage, and then right back to loving and wonderful.
One night we get the bright idea of trying shrooms together and watching Pink Floyd's "The Wall". About 45 minute in, while we're tripping, she turns to me and tells me that she's pregnant.
Cont. in next post.
>>710437986
i cant really remember how young i was, maybe about 13 which would make my younger half sister about 5 years old at the time.
i dry humped her in the front room while my dad was in the loungeroom at the back of the house.
I know you do dumb shit when you're young, i just hope she can't remember it. It's my one secret i've never told anybody.
>>710460833
that's deep anon, i wanna make love with your beautiful intellect. preferably with your signature fedora on its head, i love that shit
>>710460725
just shut up man i don't need this
>>710460854
i obviously don't consider him a friend anymore -_- and "cutting him off" and telling him he's a 'piece of shit" doesn't solve anyththing at all ? i don't have ANY leverage, if it was so fucking easy as not to talk to him again i wouldn't be in this situation anymore
>>710460189
>best friends mother
oh god that is my fetish. please explain in detail
>>710460936
Holy fuck anon. I'll be waiting for the cont.
>>710460525
How exactly are you allowing him to do this? Do you get her drunk and he pops out of the closet when she's ass up?
>>710460936
? sociopath?
just sit and stare people in the eye like this for five minutes. connection established wifi online etc fam you have a golden tool right there
>>710460936
So anyways, I freak out. I'm on shrooms, we always used protection, and I really don't want to be a father. But I handle my shit reasonably well all things considered. I tell her that while we're sober we'll go over all our options.
She freaks the FUCK out after hearing me even say that there's any other options than getting married and having this baby. She storms out of my apartment, and decides it's a good idea to drive back to her place while tripping her ass off. I call her and call her, hoping I can convince her to come back and be at least safe for the night at my house. When she won't pick up, I call my buddy who knows her, tell him what's up, tell her where she's going, and ask him to go find her and make sure she's ok.
He managed to find her and bring her home.
Time goes on. She won't return my calls. She won't see me in anyway, meanwhile it's held over my head that she's carrying my child and won't give me any information. 2 months go by like this.
>>710460833
Just hang on, you haven't fulfilled your purpose in life yet.
>>710461104
joke's on you, I don't have any friends hahahaha...
wait...
>>710461097
you don't need what ? to know she probably loves feeling his thick cock stretch open her little ass and pussy ? i think you already know by the noises she makes
>>710461033
People like you get to have fantasies that don't solely revolve around wanting to die.
>>710461234
Holy fuck that bitch was crazy. What happened after?
>>710457391
are you drugging her? how doesn't she know its not you?
>>710461234
Man crazy bitches, they make you feel love like nothing else and then this happens. Normal girls are just fucking boring i could never love one but these crazy fucking females are fucking intense in everything they do for better or for worse
>>710461234
I want to do shrooms sometime before I die. It's on my bucket list.
>>710461234
You sound too smart to have accidentally gotten Crazy pregnant. I'm betting you called her bluff and let her bluff her way straight to the abortion clinic
D-list celeb that raped a drunken b-list one. Producers paid her off to prevent a media shitstorm but I'm blacklisted now. Still beat off to her work.
>>710457678
disgusting, how do you live with yourself?
I lost my virginity at 21 by raping one of my best friends and cumming in her ass
>>710458921
why/when do your parents use restraints on you? mine did too when I was much, MUCH younger and threw tantrums they didn't like
>>710461499
Just bought some this week so guud mayn
>>710461195
we get together and have drinks, when she's getting really plastered he "goes home" we keep drinknig a bit more than we make out and shit then whne she's ready i have to call him back in and leave the lights off, she hasn't noticed ever.
>>710461414
fuck you
>>710461458
we're very similar when it comes to body and i guess they don't talk, much or she's too wasted to notice, that's why i always have to get her really drunk, sometimes smoke a joint too
>>710453103
Are you every millennial in every coffee shop? >>710453117
>>710461234
I turn to her friends, people I've met once or twice. I turn to my buddy that knew her, and he says she won't talk to him either. Somethings up, something wasn't adding up by this point.
After two months I got fed up and went to her work. Thankfully she was reasonable, and said to come back when they closed for the day, and that she would talk with me. She kept to her word.
She said she wanted to get rid of it afterall, but I would have to pay for it. I was ignorant then, I didn't know how much it would cost, I didn't bother to do the research. She told me it would cost 900$ to get rid of it.
I paid up 2 weeks later. She stopped speaking to me again, and wouldn't tell me if she got it done or not.
Time passes, and I contact that buddy of mine again. Keep in mind, this guy I shared an N64 with when I was in elementary school. We had been friends a long time. But he was always weird around me after I gave her the money. Something, again, wasn't right.
So I finally broke and contacted her father to ask what was going on. She contacted me directly after that. Said she got the procedure done.
The part that killed me though was that it wasn't mine. She fucked him after we had a big argument one night, and didn't use a rubber. I paid for their abortion. After she sent this all to me on facebook, the both of them blocked me on all forms of media, and we haven't spoken since.
TL;DR - don't get connected to girls with the crazy eyes.
I French-kissed my little sister in her sleep while feeling her up. Also fingered her pussy.
>>710460409
Yes i cut
>>710461494
I got snipped at 29yo for that very reason. Didn't want any pregnancy scares... but then I got an STD and women don't want to fuck me anymore so, well, fuck.
>>710461707
Trust me she has noticed. Fucking stupid. nobody fucks two different human beings drunk or not and doesn't tell the difference. she is enjoying that dick so the lie is easy
>>710461754
How old is she?
