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Sexting thread. Rules: >If you roll dubs you have to send

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Sexting thread.

Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke

Post pics of conversation.
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>last female you spoke to
>on /b
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>>710441721
Roll
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Let's go nihga
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Rolling
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Rolling
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>>710441721
rollin'
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for the memes *applause*
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let's go cucks
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roll
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>>710441721
Roll
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>>710441721
sure why not nevah gonna happen
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>>710443233
well...ok mom...
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>>710443233
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rolling
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but for reals gf and I just fucked the other day so...we does fuck. what should I ask instead?
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>>710443544
or not...ill just keep getting DUBS UP THE ASS
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>>710443544
how about the next last female other than your gf?
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>>710443893
my ex, fuuuuuuuuuuuuckapotamus
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Rollin
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>>710441846
The last woman that called you a weirdo counts
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>>710441721
roll
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Alright. I'll play. *winces at the possibility*
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>>710444404
Dude that was almost so epic
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what's the worst that could happen
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>>710444404
Omg you have to do it
For the quadsssss!
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>>710444687
holy shit that was close
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>>710444707
dudde you got trip 4s!!!!!! xD
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>>710444687
Like i dunno
Fucking trips kek
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ay
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Roll
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>>710444771
Fucking lol you git trips too!!! xDDD
Wtf is this thread
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>>710441721
Roll
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rell
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>>710444921
re roll nigger
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Lets fucking go
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>>710444978
Fuck
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i can play this game
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>>710445009
piss, tits, cunts, vagina
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rl
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>>710445009
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
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im worried, and rolling
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>>710445097
I actually want dubs fucking Christ on a cross
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>>710445185
I gave up... good night niggers
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>>710445271
SIKE
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>>710445271
here's dubs for you
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Rolling for this one, I might get lucky.
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gimme fukin dubz
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>>710445339

Fuck me I can't get dubs


Oh and fuck you, you're not help >>710445345
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>>710441721
Roll
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>>710441721
Roll
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>>710445499
winrar anon
good luck
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rolllll
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Roll
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>>710441721
Roll
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>>710444911
do it
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rolling!

say, i've been away from 4chan for a while; what's up with not being able to see OP pics full-size? I get a not found error.
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>>710441721
Dubs never
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roll
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rolll
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Get
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roooll
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>tfw the last female you talked to was your mother
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Please no dubs
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rollin
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safe
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I'm feeling Dubba dangerous...
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>>710441721
Let's get it
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reroll
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dubs it is
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dubs
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roll?
eh?
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>mfw nobody's actually doing it
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>>710441721
rollin on a nigger
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Shit.
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What's a sex?
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>>710446788
>>710446822
winrar
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>>710446822
>>710446788
>>710445499
>>710444911
>>710443544
>>710443233
deliver cucks
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Ohh shid :DDD
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r
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Rollkoasmfsdjklomsfdklmo
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roollll
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Three rolls the charm or no dice softaware
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fuck y'all niggas
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What's the point of rolling if you faggots aren't going to do it? If dubs I'll deliver.
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All these fucking retards rolling, even though none of them intend to deliver.
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>>710447611
OH SHIT, WE HAVE A WINRAR
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>>710447611
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>>710447611
deliver11
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>>710447611
We're waiting
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I'm grabbing pop corn
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Ha, silly op. No one on 4chan has any girls to sext without looking like a total pervert.
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Not a single person has delivered, nor will they. This thread is pointless.
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Roll
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not dubs
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Give them time
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roll
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>>710447611
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>>710448547
rerolling
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Rollan

>fuck my life is this actually happens
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>>710448571
Lmao cuck
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>>710448571

RIP

This is the classic "Third Unresponded to Sext" which as we all know, is an absolute success story.
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>>710448571
hurry the fuck up halley
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>>710448571
bout god damn time some delivered
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yee boi
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rolling last time
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>>710448571
>2 messages
>no replies
Ye good luck pham
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Rolling for trump
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jokes on you don't even have a girls number.
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>>710448911
sadlyfe. text a boy then, gay is bae
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>>710448750
Actually, we're pretty good friends. She's at work first two were a response to something she said but being a yard I don't know how to make the messages not disappear after reading them. So hers went away once read.
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rolling
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>>710449036
Not gay, just don't have time/anti-social, just code all day.
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Rolling for keks
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>>710441721
roll
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Rollin
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Should I?
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>>710449749
yeah
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Rolling
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Rollin again ugh
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>>710441721
Ive got nothing better to do
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Sure
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>>710441721
rollrino
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Rol
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Newfag on mobile I don't know how to post from gallery
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ok
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>>710450359
Should give you a 'documents' option when you click choose file. Go through there
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Roll
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Roller
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FB: indiya engstrom send her a cock tribute
or text 0476291873
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Again
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>>710450645
What's up with her face
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Roll again
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>>710450645
Is that a fucking corpse
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>>710450807
What's up with literally everything about her
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Why
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Last girl I texted was my bestfriend's gf this should be fun
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>>710450645
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So beta
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Rollerino
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Roll
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Till
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>>710451049
Keep going you fag
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I
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>>710451049
"see you do like me"
this guy was being autistic and creeping on this girl long before we came along guys
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>>710451049
>Claudia Cruz
¿¡Por qué no hemos follado wey!?
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Get
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>>710451049
eh at least you did it
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The
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lol
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Dubs
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>>710441721
ye
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>>710451336
Well played i found her as well
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>>710451336
ohboyherewego.gif
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>>710451336
Well played anon
May the mightiest of duplicate numbers be yours today
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>>710451853
thanks my dude
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>eh
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roll
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roll
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rolling
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>>710452476
rerolling...
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rellimng
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roll
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aight.
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Roli
Roll
Roll
Role
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Fuck it im not getting dubs
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>>710441721
Roll
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I checked my message history because of this post and the last female I spoke to was 2 years ago.
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>>710451049
>>710451336
keep going faggots
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>>710453399
well time to rekindle an old flame, fag
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Rolling
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>>710453555
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>>710453555
I think its time for you to rekindle that flame bro
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>>710453666
jokes on you i don't text women
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>>710453555
>>710453666

Holy shit.
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roll
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>>710451260
que cojone es «follado»
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>>710453555
>>710453666
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>>710451336
kek
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>>710441721
risky i like it
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>>710453555
>>710453666
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>>710454288
Oh fuck well i done fucked up boys
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>>710454328
Pics it didn't happen.
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I never got dubs in my life
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can't wait to get some singles up in here.
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>>710454386
here bud, you can have mine
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>>710441721
Roll for quads.
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>>710454445
could've had quads hahahah
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>>710454383
How tf do i remove some ones contact info on mobile?
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>>710454445
1 off lol
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>>710454445
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I'll take a roll.
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let's see.. please dont
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>>710454386
Imrolling
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>>710454485
>using hahahah in 2016
hahahah
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alright got singles, let me re-roll. let's hope something good
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roll
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>>710454386
Ok
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>>710454386
here u go anon
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why not?
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>>710453996
commit sexual act in past perfect
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>>710454445
Told you i never get dubs
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>>710454386
roll this man some dubs
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>>710451049
>2016
>incognito on cellphone
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>>710451210
actually dead
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can I go three for three?
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roll
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>>710454386
Here we go, rollin'.
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Alright, if I get 888 I'll post a facebook status with a picture asking everyone on my friends list if they're interested...
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rolling
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rolling
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I actually got quints once it was amazing
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>>710454878
ROLLIN'
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>>710454878

rerolling for 999.
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roll
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Drunk Rolllllll
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111 get
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>>710454878
>>710455001
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT.

Re-roll...
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>>710455244
Stupid ass captcha
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>>710454505
No idea. Better not post it.
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>>710455316
that isn't captcha, you're just retarded
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>>710454940
attempt
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>>710455464
dammit I was early at my timing
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>>710455521 rip
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hi
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This is what i got._.
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>>710455782
She seems down, do it, Anon. Fuck her.
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hi
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>>710454878

ALRIGHT IT'S ME AGAIN... if i get my 888 I'll do this...

If not, i'm abandoning thread.
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>>710455782
Emoji game on point
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Roll
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Yeah I'll roll
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Dubs
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Rollin Rollin rollin
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DeUS VUALT
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>tfw all the females in my life would probably block me and never talk to me again if i asked this
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We got lots of dubs and like 4 posts. Weak guys. Weak
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roll
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>>710454386
trips will do it
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>>710456730
try that sick roll again faggot
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>>710441721
Last female I spoke to = my wife
Last female relative I spoke to = my wife

The stakes aren't very high for me.
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Why not. Rolling
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>>710441721
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>>710441721
Let's goooo
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>>710450645
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Roll
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rollllllll
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>>710441721
rollan for trips
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>>710457038
One more try
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roll
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I'll bite
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>>710456455
Deus Vult!!
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>>710457052
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>>710441721
rollan
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>>710457265
No one wants your ugly ass u fuckin thot
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lets go cucks
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why not
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>>710457265
oh my god what is that thing
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rolllin u cucks
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>>710454386
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lets go /b/ros
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>>710451210
underrated post
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>>710441721
Rollerino
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>>710441721
Roll
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Let's give it a try
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>>710448571
Bruh the rules clearly state last girl you TALKED to
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>>710441721
roland
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roll
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>>710457727
rollin again
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>>710457711
ive never replied to these any my mother hasnt died in her sleep

well now this is my first time
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rawling
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What the hell
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Whatever. Roll
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*sigh* I'l roll.
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>>710441721
Has anyone ever ACTUALLY followed through with doing this? So easy to fake.
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>>710457711
G
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>>710451336
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>>710457901
same. But you didn't even have to reply.
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Witness!
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>>710453555
>>710453666
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Roll because why not? Odds are in my favor
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Nug
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>>710458027
I'm doing it now but i think she's asleep so it might not make it into the thread.
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Roll
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>>710454445
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>>710457265
mmmmmmmmmm
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>>710458027
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>>710454644
Oh baby
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>>710441721
Shit let's go I'm drunk.
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>>710458533
kek
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oh god
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re rolling because I'm an adrenaline fiend
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>>710454386
Here's some dubs fam.
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>>710458591
I CAN DODGE THE BULLET TWICE.
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>>710458227
I sent it but she hasn't read it.
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>>710454386
roll
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>>710458945
Rootin for you nigga.
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>>710458945
Do you always call your boyfriend that name?
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>>710458850
THIRD TIME'S A CHARM

LET'S GET DISAPPOINTED.
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>>710441721
Fuck it, rolling
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>>710444925
>>710459227

Caught you faggot.
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