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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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PARDON ME
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HOLY SHIT! For real?
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Feels like a scam to me.
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>>712305257
Flee to America and request asylum. This is exactly why we founded this country.

>FUCK THE QUEEN
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>>712305257
haha, wtf :DD
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>>712305257
Just round the corner from me. Chesterfield here.
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>>712305257
Disregard the constabulary
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>>712305257

Get in the car, take the Channel ferry, drive to the Russian border, and seek asylum.
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WELL DONE SOVIET SOCIALIST KINGDOM OF ENGLAND
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>>712305257
damn what law did you break?
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>>712305257
Not sure if fake. It's not hard to fake something like this. Does 4chan hand over IP address to police if requested?
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>>712305257
gr8 b8 i r8 it FUCKING ZERO CUNT.
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Low quality bait
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username?
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>>712305257
>derbyshire
holy shit youre so close

im gonna come and laugh at you
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>>712305516
>Give us your tired, your poor, your racist internet users; yearning to breathe free
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>>712305257
>on the (redacted) website www.4chan.org
What are you hiding OP ?
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>didn't browse on incognito
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>>712305661
Anonymous is FINALLY going to pay for his/her crimes.
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wtf thats impossible
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>>712305257
>4chan
>username
was it /pol/?
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wow they wrote that today and its already in your hands?

mail be fast there lol, do the mail men get called to the police station to pick it up for delivery?
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>>712305257
If not shitposting. This would be a great time to overthrow your government for oppressing your freedom of speech. cept for you know ,the whole no guns, and being a cuck thing.
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>>712305257

>appearing in court
>ID not necessary

lrl
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>>712305257
https://discord.gg/qaXWq

Join and explain
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>>712305257
shoop, funny doh
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We need answers OP c'mon
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This can't be real. This is an unapologetic violation of freedom of speech.
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>username
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>>712305829
Summons are hand delivered. If it's real.
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>>712305829
nah nah the police obviouslly delivered it personally
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>>712305257
I wasn't aware Derbyshire's post office had a time machine
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>>712305516
To make racist comments on 4chang with impunity
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Fucking Eurocucks. Tell them I said nigger.
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It's dated today so they hand delivered ?

Royal mail ain't that quick bro
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>butterley hall

lol
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>>712305257
I guess a lot of people will call them on monday, having a lot to say about the reference you didn't edit out.
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>>712305875
They don't have free speech in Europe. Eurofags just have the freedom to think whatever they want as long as they keep their mouths shut.

Swat teams have been deployed against trolls in Germany. This is the kind of liberalism Clinton supporters wanted.
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>Derbyshire

British af.
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>>712305830
>Can't overthrow a government without guns.
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>>712305840
I think it makes the process quicker if you have ID, otherwise they have to get all your details from you to
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>>712305257
It's obviously fake
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>>712305933
>>712305969
Not in the UK they don;t,. they use the postal service
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>>712306039
There's a difference between free speech and hate speech mate
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Sounds fake, let me give it a try

*clears throat*
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
OBAMA IS A NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
HITLER IS MY HERO
6MILLION WASN'T ENOUGH
KILL ALL THE JEWS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, PLEASE
NIGGER NIGGER KYKE GOOK, SPIC TOWELHEAD WETBACK SANDMONKEY
KILL ANYTHING THAT ISN'T WHITE

Listen here, kids, if you breed a German Shepard with a pug, what do you get?

Something inferior, I'll say!

And if they continued that, all around the country, then the once great German Shepard would be no more!

DON'T BREED WITH THE MUTTS, LIVE A PURE, WHITE LIFE!
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>>712306074
yes i know that i live in the uk
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>>712305257
you could legit get rapefugee status in america for this. freedom of expression is a human right and you are being prosecuted for exercising that right, so your government is denying you your basic human rights.
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The problem with this is that there is no Derbyshire Magistrates Court, and OP is a fucking amateur.
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someone in UK call the number, ask them why they are racist against frogs.
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>>712306120
>There's a difference between free speech and hate speech mate

Europeans actually believe this.
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>>712305257
>date: 19th November
>today
>the constabulary is working on saturdays
>sending out letters
>they are delivered at the same fucking day
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>>712306039
"freedom to think whatever they want"
>thought crimes
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>>712306074
Summons are hand delivered by a bailiff of the court.
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>>712305257
>in connection with racist posts
>acused? witness?
stopped reading after that, almost had me
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>>712306143
https://courttribunalfinder.service.gov.uk/courts/derby-magistrates-court
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>>712306120
can't have freedom if you have censorship.
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>>712306125
well tomorrow remember to post your letter from the police
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It's real, I live in the UK and have been to court for this in the past.
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>>712305257
https://discord.gg/TnB3V
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'Member the Danish?
Yeah, I 'member!
'Member Troll Trace?
Oh yeah, I 'member, that was good!
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>>712306222
tomorrow is Sunday
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>>712305257
someone email the address on the letter and ask them if it's a read letter
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>>712306180
No, they're not
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>>712306174
Basically this.
None of this letter is how police work.
Try harder next time OP.
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>>712306074
Yeah they are. I know cos I got one.
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>>712306290
Mine always are.
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>>712305257
If this is real Imma laugh at you so hard
>daily mail will probably back you up
>they'll say the judge is gay or something
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>>712306165
Only retarded Europeans think this. It's fucked up how many retards we have over here
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>>712306120
Fuck you, anything short of inciting violence or crime should be protected.
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>>712305257
almosttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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>>712306125
I really hope someone has to read this entire thing in a courtroom.
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>>712306321
As have I, it came in the post. Mine was after I was falsley accused of sexually assaulting a 4 year old girl. What was yours for?
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>>712306358
The problem is the retards run the governments, which run the schools, which teach young Europeans to think like retards.
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>>712306120
Nobody needs to protect non-offensive speech as no one wants to prevent it. It's offensive speech that needs protection by freedom of speech laws.
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>>712305257
FAKE

>"Under the username (redacted)"

The redacted does not match the character length for the word "anonymous" with that font type.
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>>712306496
What if he was on a board with an ID?
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>>712306039
wow are you retarded
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>>712306496
>>712306565
This
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>>712305549
shirebrook here
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>>712306240
It's "That was fan-tas-tic!"
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>>712305732
>wouldnt make a difference fag
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>>712305257
The punctuation and syntax are full of errors. OP is a giant faggot as always.
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>>712305732
cool bait
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>>712305610
Doesn't have to be 4chan, can also be the internet provider
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>>712305257
>not blurring out the reference number

someone could easily phone them up with more "evidence of racist posts" & say its connected to you
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>>712306634
are you a hobbit?
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>>712306496
>namefag
And nothing of importance was lost.
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>>712306634
You mean sportsdirectbrook.
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>>712305705
kek
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>>712306441
I got drunk and my tranny housemate panicked and called the police.
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>>712306441
Coercing a 4 year old girl into falsely accusing someone of sexaul assault.
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if that shit is real it will save the UK postal service cause they are gonna have to send out 1'000s of them letters.
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areas of law covered
>crime
am i missing something?
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UK police officer here, this is not how a summons works.
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>>712305558
Stealy wheely automobily
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>712306753
It means it's a criminal court, as opposed to the many other types of courts, such as probate or small claims.
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>>712306668
you cant be traced in incognito, hence the name
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>>712306765
Give us your badge number or I'm reporting you for impersonating a police officer.
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>>712306765
better not incriminate yourself further OP
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>>712306753
Civic
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Hey op, was it hand delivered? or in the mail?
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FAKE AND GAY
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>>712306843
You stupid fuck are really this fucking stupid? nigger?
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>>712306843
Incognito doesn't hide your history/activity from your ISP
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>>712305257
are you fucking kidding me?
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>>712305257


they could have post dated it
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>>712306932
>>712306962
then what the fuck would be the point of incognito you fucking dipshits?
christ, use your brains
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>>712305257
fake
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>>712306962
Yes it does? Do you even know what incognito means? In disguise.
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>>712307054
>the point of incognito
watching porn without needing to delete history
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>>712305257
So while this may be fake, this shit still happens
/r/unitedkingdom/comments/53y1wi/a_redditor_was_arrested_and_fined_for_an/
It's fucking disgraceful and definitely part of my desire to move to the land of the free. Just got to finish uni first.
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>>712305257
If this actually is true, I'd be curious to what you possibly could have said that could have been bad enough for it to go this far. Seems fake though from first sight
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>>712307054
>However, you aren’t invisible. Going incognito doesn’t hide your browsing from your employer, your internet service provider, or the websites you visit.

It used to warn you that spies and governments could also track you, but then Google became an arm of the NSA.
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>>712307098
>>712307054

Too obvious sigh...
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DERBY? SHIT OP YOU'RE CLOSE. POSTIN IN FROM MANSFIELD.
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>>712306470

Dat superior Murican education system

Oh wait nvm :DDD
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>>712307142
yea but reddit has user accounts so you can find what people post, here on the other hand
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>>712307054
So you dont have to get rid of history or saved coockies nigger
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>>712306066
'cuz its working so well for the Ukraine, Russia, Italy, Greece, South Korea, etc. right?
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>>712307144
Most likely something that could be categorised as a "hate crime" which a lot of forces in the UK are starting to pay more attention to because of all the SJW's
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>>712306496
he's a tripfag
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>>712305257
what did you say?
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>>712305257
The Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 should have protected you from the 'intelligence gathering' and that would have meant they can't prosecute you, but I think the law was changed so the police have more power just a few days ago.
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>>712307320
It's the same process, ask the site for the IP. I think 4chan is more likely to tell them to fuck off, but you bet they store IPs, for when the FBI comes knocking for some pedos.
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>>712306039

says the guy from the world's most incarcerated country.
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>>712307098
>Yes it does? Do you even know what incognito means? In disguise.

you clearly have no idea how your ISP works who the fuck do you think connects you to the sites you request, use a vpn and the ISP can see you are using a vpn.
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>>712305257
that looks fake as fuck you stupid nigger
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>>712307516
no, that's different
we incarcerate CRIMINALS unlike europe that lets rape gangs patrol the streets
You guys only lock up people who call out the government on their big brother regime
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>>712307516
says the guy living in a country that lets criminals run freely
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>>712305742
but that's ME! shit....
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>>712307300
I love that Eurofags think their education system is good, because ours is less shitty than theirs. It's like an overflow error.
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I know people from Derby, Im pretty sure they can convince you to kill yourself before that date
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>>712306125
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>>712305257
It's likely fake as a real document would have an actual (imaged) signature at the bottom, however the UK does proactively watch internet usage by all of its citizens.
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>>712307516
>Niggers
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>>712307054
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>>712305610
No signature on the summons. Printed name but no identifaction sig. Puts the validity of the document into question.
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>>712305257
>MUH FREE SPEECH!!

oh wait you're not murican and therefore don't matter.
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>>712308145
Also, the fact its posted on 4fag should be a big red flag
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And yet, Europeans bitch about America. At least here, freedom of speech still means something.
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>>712308266
Like that kid that said on Runescape he was going to shoot up a school and got 10 years in jail lmao
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>>712307054
how can you even...!?
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>>712305257
Fake as hell. The case number doesn't exist.
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>>712305257
i say OP is full of SHIT. no police/prosecurot/court in the world works that fast.

however, the page contains some info that could be used to trigger some butthurt in celeb threads.
http://www.derbyshire.police.uk/Safety-advice/Cybercrime/Cyberbullying.aspx
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>>712308398
LOL
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>>712306174
Fuck I wish our postal service was that fast. In the US, I've had a package sent from 500 miles away, got it 10 days later.
But yeah, OP is a lying nigger trying to start shit.
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>>712305558
>>712306782
ConSTABBABLE
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>>712305257
>Tripfag
Why else would you block out the username? Fucking faggit needs to go to jail
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>>712308548
serivices are hand delivered nigger
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>>712305257
>4chan.org
>user name
>no signature
mademereply/10.jpeg
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>>712308438
>Channel 4
Heh.
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>>712307668
Europe has lower crime rates than America
Especially violent crime like rape

Most of your prison population are drug offenders, and yes, in a lot of cases they wouldn't have been sent to prison in Europe, which is a good thing
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>>712307668
Europe has generally lower crime rates than America
Especially violent crime like rape

Most of your prison population are drug offenders, and yes, in a lot of cases they wouldn't have been sent to prison in Europe, which is a good thing
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>>712306668
>the joke
>your head
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>>712308734
in sweedin they don't put signatures
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>>712305516
quit dreaming our own in our country is trying pull shit like this off as well, trust me on this. i decided to test shit out and got called out for it! fucking hilarious unless it was some piece of shit white knight!
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>>712305730
Underrated post
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>>712308266
>freedom of speech still means something
>people bashing trump for saying things
>people bashing racists for stating an opinion
>people bashing sexists for stating an opinion
>SJWs bashing anything that fucking moves for not being an sjw

Yeah ok.
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>>712308734
also he could be on a fourm that allows names like every fourm but /b/ or he could be a tripfag
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>>712305558
So much this
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fuck the old pussy rag called "the queen", the uk is just getting worst and worst with those sand niggers, kids beaters, camel humping basterds.
not saying that america is getting any better but we are on fucking 4 chan
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>>712306496
it's the date you moron
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>>712308835
>Especially violent crime like rape
Not anymore. Enjoy all the sand niggers you're letting in. Stay cucked, euro-fag.
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>>712308690
Try harder faggot
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>>712307054
>>712307098
Hahaha faggots actually falling for the joke
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>2016
>Not typing with a stick to hide fingerprints
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THIS THREAD IS A DISTRACTION.

FOCUS ON THE IMPORTANT THINGS
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>>712308971
The point is that we aren't subpoenaing people who say something unorthodox on an anonymous image board.
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>>712306341

You must not be in the UK
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>>712308266
>freedom of speech still means something
>usa
>freedom
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>>712308835
No, Europe has lower rates of crimes that get reported, because the people who are robbed and raped on the street by sandniggers are afraid of being branded racist bigots by the government.
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>>712309006
you will very likely get the olde
>no comment on ongoing operations
EVEN when they see it and immediately realize someone abused their logo on a fake ass letter.
because confirming negatives is also sort of confirming and they are instructed to not release any internal information whatsoever.
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>>712308266
>freedom of speech still means something.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/799974635274194947
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>>712305257
At least put some effort into your fake bullshit
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>>712305257
"username"
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>>712306902

Summons in the UK is done by post
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>>712305257
As fake as a bag of tits
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No signature...
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>>712305257
I know this is fake copypasta,but if I ever received a letter like this in the mail I'd go to court with a fucking bomb strapped to my chest. Obviously the court needs to be violently disassembled if thing go that far
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>>712305562
lol, lots af people in russia get arrested for the same reason
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>>712306090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ahs6iuBmTM
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>>712309463
sweedin dosnt require signatures
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>>712309398
http://www.hse.gov.uk/enforce/enforcementguide/pretrial/procedure-summons.htm

>6. An individual defendant may be served with a summons4 by:

>electronic means5;
>>handing it to him/her6; or
>sending it by first class post (or the equivalent of first class post) to an address where it is reasonably believed that s/he will receive it7;
>or leaving it at such an address8.
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>>712305257

Nope, do not fucking show up. They can threaten you all they want mate but they won't do anything about it.
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>>712308918
Is Derbyshire in Sweden? No.
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>Great Bongistan
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>>712305257

bro I am in Derby too
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>>712305257
>"username"
>image name

fuck my ass
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>>712306125
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>>712309719
chuckle/10
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>>712309764
Me too
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>>712305257
Bullshit, son.

I only studied a little law but they'd have to state there were allegations of racially motivated comments, not simply ' racist comments'. They can't prejudge you.

Fake as fuck.
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>>712305610
During moits tenure fbi had complete access. Not sure under new moot.
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>>712306039
We used to, lardbutt. Camerons hate speech law he pushed thru under the guise of stopping muslim hate preachers is becoming another anti-white Brit tool against anyone who dares say anything offensive.
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gay sex is now mandatory in my country fuck you peru
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Your defense is easy.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>712309861

You go to Uni there?
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>>712305257
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


The only statement you need to make.

Hopefully, they will understand that by making that statement you are not-so-subtly calling them all fools.
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>>712309973
Its because you all love licking those arab nutsacks while they're raping your women.
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>>712305257
The original poster of this thread prefers the company of gentlemen
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> racist posts made on the (censored) website w ww4chan.org

What is under that black line that needed blacking out??
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>>712309973
Why are you insulting the people you agree with instead of demanding your government get its head out of the Queen's ass?
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>>712309631
Oh? Okay, didn't know that...

Why is there still a place for the signature then? Is it legit?
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>>712310206
they dont have weapons to overthrow their govt. They'd have to borrow them from Hussain Al-Muhhamad that lives next door.
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>>712305610
Do people have user names on 4chan?
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>>712309249
kek'd
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If I were to be prosecuted for 'racism' for whatever I might have said online, wouldn't evidence like this be considered inadmissible if I had posted it 'anonymously'?
The only way for them to know who posted is by violating your constitutional rights to privacy. Therefore the evidence must have been illegally obtained. Right?
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>>712305257
>1479591903302.jpg

this seems totally legit.
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>>712310476
>violating your constitutional rights to privacy.
Youre talking about brit-bongville, nigga
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>>712310386
It's called democracy. You expect me to believe they managed to vote themselves out of the European Union, but can't vote themselves the freedom to shitpost anonymously on foreign websites?
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>>712310363
depends on the place in sweedin it came from, if it came from a village area most likely legit. big city nope
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>>712305875
Really?
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>>712310391
Try going on other boards once in a while newfriend
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>>712310638
>managed to vote themselves out of the European Union
But they haven't. They still have to actually withdraw from all the treaties and because of the penalties, they may not.
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>>712310363
>Why is there still a place for the signature then? Is it legit?

You have literally never seen a professional/business letter before. It is standard to leave a space for a signature.
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>>712310391
every other fourm but /b/ yes
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Hahaha! How many dumbfucks really trolled by this , I wonder.
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>>712310762
So Brits really are like that movie with the depressed robot? They just complain once and go home if there isn't a queue to immediately solve their problems, no matter how much shit you throw at them?
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>>712310206
What does this even mean?
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>>712306405
AND I AM HERE TO CONTRIBUTE!

In the name of the court of this fair country, I sentence all the normies and two foreigners (Hiroshima and m00t) to be officially known as the master cucks.

Hiro for being a crook, and m00t FOR MAKING US LOVE HIS STUPID FACE AND LEAVING US BEHIND!

CAN YOU HEAR M00T! CAN YOU? I BET YOU A LAUGHING RIGHT NOW! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!

*I also proclaim Asuka to be superior to rei, and to make Asuka this country's official waifu.
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>>712310779
villlage areas still have placs for it
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>>712310602
Regardless: since the United Kingdom hasn't left the Yuropean Yunion yet, the Yueoropean Court of Justice still has juridiction
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>>712306074
However, service of summons is not perfected unless the victim presents himself or if there has been a certified delivery.

In other words, if you get a summons by regular mail and you present yourself to the court, you have lost.
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>>712305257
nigger
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>>712311024
yet most people dont bother with it
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>>712310762
Because of liberals and the establishment elite pigs wanting to keep their EU gravy train handouts, we may not.

Educate yourself for fucks sake.
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>>712310963
I can't believe you took the time to write this.
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Nice bait op anons dont have usernames fgt
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>No specific details of offence
>No mention of relevant legislation
>Court summons, but asks you to confirm whether you will be attending
>No mention of being reported for an offence
>No mention of being charged with an offence
>No mention of witnesses or complainants
>No mention of enclosed documents / statements
>No advice on consulting a solicitor

OP is full of shit. Also, if they were prosecuting you for writing something racist on the internet then you would have been arrested for sending a malicious communication, interviewed and either bailed or presented to court.

Absolute horse shit.
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>>712306441
Did you have to post bail to a Nigerian post-office box by any chance?
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>>712311061
Also, showing up IS optional
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Let's see the fucking envelope with the police franking mark from the mailroom then...

No?

Thought not.
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>>712307299
Is that Jane Mansfield?
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>>712308559
PSYCHO PAUUUUUUUL
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>>712305257
fake and gay. literally looks like a 10 year old just discovered photoshop
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>>712305257
HOLY FUCKING KEK!!!!!
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>>712305257
Anyone want to call the office on the paper?
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>>712311664
>Lions

That's one lion with autism.
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>>712310744
This is not a matter for /b/.
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>>712310783
Not true.
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>>712311766
i will
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>>712305257
Why do you liberal countries hate the japanese so much? We dropped a nuke on them and killed millions to preserve out right to freedom of speech, and now you throw it away, you throw away the millions of souls whos sacrifice helped preserve our right to free speech. I ask again, why do you hate the japenese and give no value to their lives?
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>>712311812
yeah it is
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>>712305257
I am OP's next door neighbor, i can confirm this letter is real, But not the full story. He was already being watched for what i assume was "Muslim related research"

They where already monitoring his connection and probably couldn't get anywhere with the other info so they slapped him with this.
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>>712305558

> this
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>>712305257
Fake.
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>>712305257
What did you post?

We live in same town will post the same.
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>>712311972
proof or gtfo
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>>712311223
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>>712305257
I'm OP's live in care nurse, I can confirm they've been monitoring OPs blood sugar and have confirmed he is indeed type 27 diabetic suffering from neckbeardism. He is to report to Mrs-Butteryworth Medical Care center for bangers and mash IV tube feeding
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>>712311221
Tfw I have no life
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>>712305549
ah, yes. fellow britfag here. i'm in north wilmingtonshirefield>>712306634
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>>712312283
proof or gtfo
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>>712312371
south eastern billingsburychestershire mews reporting
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>>712309024
you can't connect a tripcode to a user like you can a username that was made with legit info.
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>>712312384
>Mrs-Butteryworth Medical Care center
just google "Mrs-Butteryworth Medical Care center" for your proof
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>>712312645
then another fourm besides /b/
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>>712312529
shit, neighbour...you're just down the carriageway a bit

care to join me for a pint of lukewarm ale and some fish & chips?
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>>712312741
pic of your self and tiities
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>>712305257
Obvious fake but someone with no clue as to UK legal procedure. There would have been an arrest, questioning and charging before that. Also had it reached this stage such a letter would have come from the crown prosecution service not the police.
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>>712312226
Check the news fagget
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>>712305257


Calling bullshit. Source: I work for a major ISP in the UK, and specifically will be working on this implementation over the IP Bill details and responsibilities have been finalised at the next ISPA meeting.

Also fuck me the letter is retarded, it's worded like someone with shit for brains wrote it.
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>>712305257
>Not using 4chan over HTTPS
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>>712306125
you are a breedist!
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>>712313128
link me article
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>>712305257
THIS SHIT CAN'T BE REAL!!!!
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>>712309719
>Life in Great Bongistan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH0ZXfmjRqE
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>>712305257
not signed, fake AF
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>>712313882
computer generated letter does not need signature.
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i bought a new motem to day because I got perma ban
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>>712305829
/thread

shite b8 m8, I r8 0/8
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>>712314008
yes it does, retard.
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>>712305257
>no signature

fake
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>>712305257
Google search for "holly knightley derbyshire" returns no results.

As a court officer she should have some web hits.

Trolling OP is trolling.
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>>712313350
>dat last panel
hahahhaha that was great
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>>712305549
Alfreton here
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>>712310048
This.
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>>712310391
Yeah. You don't see my username?
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>>712305257

>sincerely yours
>official document
Go away, faggot.
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>>712305257
I'm gonna email them for you. You left the refrence number out.
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>>712314768
This is the first time I've found a /b/tard from my town. Fuck.
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not real. it would have a copy of the real signature at the bottom of the letter if it was legit
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>>712315109
Damn, me too. Here, have a hot girl
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>>712305257

Haha..Alfretonfag here.
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>>712314768
>>712315109
>>712315741
Fuck. How many of us are there
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>>712315109

fuck off...I'm in Alfreton...Well technically Normo.
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>>712308249
Sup banglafag
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>>712307054
Gee, since GOOGLE wouldn't do anything bad!
Get TOR you fuckin' idiot.
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I am not from England but from sweden however and i called that number but no one answered
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>>712305257
fake af but good b8 m8
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>>712305578
Free speech in a "Democratic" Jew country this what he did
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My mate is a copper and is based at Butterly. He does Derby though.
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>>712305257

Fake...

No Whet Signature and bad resolution of Police motif...

Also on crappy cheap paper.
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>>712305742

i was looking forward to this day!!, that anonymous guy is such an asshat and really creepy
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>>712316626
So Butterly is a real name? Is the food exceptionally good there?

>>712316678
No kidding. And the polite request to contact the police to confirm attendance is utter horseshit. Police don't ask for RSVPs, they come after you with the force of 1000 predators.
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>>712307354
I fucking hope its Lelouch.
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>>712308971
yeah but we got someone into office that is going to reverse that bullshit, its already spreading like wildfire.
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>>712316790

It's just an area of Ripley. They used to make a lot of bricks and steel. Now there is just a railway museum next to the res. No butter.
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>>712306120
Then how the fuck could you possibly define it. Saying nigger online hurts nobody,
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>>712305257


You brit fags brought this on you self. I have NO sympathy for you.

That imbecile cunt Theresa May passed some law where they record EVERY single thing you post and put on the net for at least a year


http://www.theverge.com/2015/11/4/9668376/uk-internet-browsing-history-investigatory-powers-bill

>>712305516


and this shithead thinks USA doesn't monitor everything
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>>712307340
What even is this post?`Ukraine revolution is going quite well, Russia, sure, Italy not too sure if there is a revolt going on there, could be wrong, same goes for Greece. And I'm assuming you mean North Korea, because you know, South Korea is one of the most unified countries in the world.
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>>712306120
>get called a nigger
>stab guy in throat
>get off because he provoked me by calling me a nigger
words dont hurt people, dumb asses who get offended too easily hurt people.
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>>712310048

UNDERRATED LIFE SAVING POST OP
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>>712317112


The Investigatory Powers Bill
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Don't know if anyone has mentioned it yet, but Theresa May passed legislation that all ISP have to store real time browsing history of every customer for a two year time period that the government or law enforcement can dip into at any time to use as evidence against you. This has recieved zero coverage in the media, you have to go through the government web page to find it.
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>>712317274
a brazilian times this.
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>>712317313
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>>712317459


this:
>>712317112
>>712317313
>>712317512
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>>712317459
when the bongers come begging the burgers for help over throwing their tyrannical guvnah's.
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>>712305516
wouldn't like to fuck the queen she's so old her minge is haunted
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