what does a girls vagina smells like ?
Bump for interest, virgin fag reporting in, also curious
>>712308350
Pussy
salty coins and milk
salty milk and coins
>>712308581
Interesting
Fres fish and rotten rice
coins milk and salty
>>712308350
They all smell different. Some don't smell at all.
/thread
>>712308590
This
>>712308350
Either fish or musky
Gummy bears and acorns
happiness
There are two things in earth that smell like fish. One of them is fish.
>>712308661
Dandelion leaves and liquorice
Like a damp flannel
>>712308581
absolutely this, ate it less than 20 minutes ago
>>712308350
piss, ball sweat, butt sweat all in one.
>>712308350
it varies due to numerous factors.
hygene for the most obvious.
diet and consumption habits like smoking and alcohol play a big factor too.
yoghurt and fresh fruits, yes. tobacco and fish big fucking no.
age, but lets not go there.
like a bum's nutsack, if you slapped it with a dead fish
Like wet skin
Dick
>>712308350
Warm apple pie
>>712308581
true
Pussy
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>>712308350
Bad.
>>712308827
your mom
>>712308350
rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk
>>712308350
Like bags of sand
>>712308350
My cum
Nigger cum
if shes mexican: taco
>>712308978
did you learn that on wikipedia, you gigantic virgin weaboo?
Bad pussy smells like a steel plant
>>712308350
Low tide by the marsh
>>712308350
Im pretty sure the signature is so unique to us because we were specifically designed to reproduce with them, that theres really nothing you can compare it to that can give you an exact idea. However, I can tell you that once you smell it for the first time, youll never forget it, and will recognize it immediately whenever you sense it in your environment. When youre horny, it smells fucking amazing, but it can become overpowering if youre with the wrong girl.
>>712308350
This blew my mind when i first learned it.
>Lick back of hand
>Let sit for about 10 seconds
>Smell
You're welcome OP
>>712308350
Why doesn't OP just stop being a neck bearded fag and find out for himself
>>712308350
like a wet mop
>>712308350
What does a boys vagina smell like?
>>712308350
Wtf. That picture. Fucking mods. Hell no im not getting in trouble again this time.
>>712308704
Like we would trust a fag who /threads himself.
>>712309538
pretty much that
I mean some combinations of smells come close to it, but I really can't name something that smells exactly like it
Sometimes little fishy, and as for the taste, mostly sweet, like sugar.
you know after a good couple of days of not showering and letting your ballsacks marinate and ferment in your sweet odourful sweat
and then youd go for scratching an itch from which point you then would smell your fingers
yea ... thats pretty much it
When i find the /b/tard that keeps posting this Clinton pic on /pol/...
Heh....
*slides thumb across lip*
*cracks knuckles*
*laughs under breath*
Well...lets say you'll wish me and my /pol/ pals hadnt....
>>712308350
bags of sand
like lost hopes and nightmares
>>712308350
Well, Avril Lavigne's smells like old newspapers, I can tell you that much.
>>712309152
best answer
Lick your hand and let the spit dry some, they smell basically like that with every girl being a bit different based on diet and hygiene.
>>712308350
>>712309538
i had an ex that both tasted and r e e k e d of sweaty, cummy, week old guy boxers, pennies, and oyster sauce.
her pussy was not just roast beef, because when she was young she tried to cut her fuckin flaps with scissors and maimed herself. it was absolutely fucking atrocious.
anyways
that flavour would be held in pockets and creases and it was like the rush of flavour from a fruit gusher every time.
she was a bpd cunt so shed emotionally blackmail me into eating her out.
id be fucking gagging and spitting on it constantly to mask the flavour but there was nothing i could do.
the next chick i dated was an innie who didnt smell at all and tasted like sweet pennies/metal. turned me the fuck on and i could go down forever.
watch out for crazies theres something about them that makes it so theyre always nasty.
ate it 2 times, never again
>>712309303
kek
>>712308350
Guide to knowing how a pussy smells. A clean one anyways.
1) brush your teeth and allow enough time for the paste decent to dissipate
2) wash and dry your hands
3) Spit into your hands, letting it sit for a bit.
4) Sniff your hands.
Congratulations, you now know what a clean pussy should smell like.
Seriously, puss juice is nearly identical to saliva with the exception of a little extra mucus.
>>712310438
>she tried to cut her fuckin flaps with scissors and maimed herself.
I cringed so hard
>piss -> salty
>vag fluid -> milk
>dried blood -> coins
with a hint of caca
>>712308350
it really does kinda smell like fish but their it also has this unique muskiness scent. if a girl is young and clean, it really is erotic
>>712308350
Kinda like dick
>>712308350
I've never had the opportunity to smell a girl's vagina, but I do know what girl farts smell like as I have two sisters. girl farts smell like if you ate a bunch of candy and chocolate and then farted
>>712308899
there we have it
piss is the number 1 though
https://youtu.be/n8oA2oc216I
>>712308350
>>712308350
like a bag of sand
>>712308350
Like dirty belly button.
>>712308581
200% dank
>>712311955
wtf man
Smells like 18 years of child support
>>712308350
dis one girl had an abortion and I told her 'girl I aint never goin near your haunted ass pussy' that shit probably smells like ghosts
>>712308350
like the rancind flap of skin that it is. Why you all crave it so much I never know.
>>712308350
fish with a hint of piss
Good ones/clean ones (I'm not sure, never been with the same girl enough times to really notice a difference, it's probably a mix of the two) taste and smell like nothing. If she smells like anything tell her to wash
>>712308350
vaginas are a hoax
>>712308350
Lick your hand and smell it.
>>712309303
yes
>>712308590
Whats the smell of Salty Milk?
>>712308350
they all smell different. some not at all. ive smelled neutral. sweat, ass stank, fish, and a few sweet ones
it smells what it looks like
>>712313264
mix bleach with ammonia, blow some bubbles through the solution with a straw and huff over it. that is what it smells like
>>712308350
sweat and skin
>>712312936
This
Vaginas don't smell if they clean regularly and eat healthy.
>>712313585
youre stupid, thats how you make crystals
smells like salty sweat and semen with a glass of milk and salty coins
>>712308350
Dont worry about it, you're genetically wired to love it
Smell your gouch, that is the area between your balls and asshole.
Congratz, you now know what a normal vagina smells like.
>>712313922
even fags are ?
>>712308350
salty coins and milk
t. professional sex
>>712308350
>>712308350
No joke. Like unseasoned ground beef just before it's completely cooked.
ITT people continuously clicking "update" to see who replied to their comments.
>>712313585
Whoever is dense enough to believe youn deserves the worst consequences.
>>712314381
heres your (you)
>>712308704
This, depends on the girl some smell good some smell bad and some don't smell at all.
>>712314381
thats every thread you newfag
>>712313585
Mustard Gas. It's mustard gas.
>>712308350
like shit
Friend used to say "if it smell like cologne, leave it alone. If it smells like fish, it's a tasty dish".
But to be honest I've never smelled one that was like fish, usually just a mild sweaty smell and a slightly tangy taste.
>>712308350
Like man vagina
>>712308350
Sweat, discharge, male cum, blood, moisture, urine.
Basically it's just a swampy gumbo down there
>>712314588
>>712314162
True story /b/ros
>>712308350
Fish piss.
>>712313792
right, and don't those crystals smell like pussy? i mean the ammonia reacts with the bleach in such a way to even give it that realistic "hint of pee" smell.
and yeah, if you do this you not only learn what pussy smells like, but you get some wicked sick crystals to boot. i sell my crystals on etsy for like $20
shit with 1 bottle of bleach and one bottle of ammonia i can easily make wot. $300
now my house smells like pussy, crystals and cash.
thak you 4chan
Like grandmas old damp cellar
>>712308704
Faggot
/comment
>>712314498
ITT newfag calling people newfag.
Ball sweat.
Old books marinated in coffee, syrup, and vinegar
>>712308581
>>712308635
>>712308897
>>712309101
>>712312206
Judging by the replies to your post, no one here knows vicky
>>712310438
You better keep that as copy pasta in your notepad wise wizard
>>712308350
bags of sand
Like a cum dumpster.
>>712309141
I aint clickin that shit nigga
Rotten fish being sunbaked
Like a feminine scrotum
Had a schizophrenic girl great in bed but smelled a little like onions in her pussy area, not sure if correlation
>>712308350
Curry
>>712314901
ITT newfag calling people newfag calling people newfag
>>712315158
Seriously. This >>712314162 is the closest I've come to describing the smell. Other than my own slightly sweaty self. It's a tough odor to pin down. And this whole penny's and milk thing is what someone on /b/ said it TASTES like. Not smell like.
Lilac and gooseberries
>>712309774
>>712308350
This.
some of you guys can recognize that picture or is everyone on /b/ from youtube and reddit nowadays?
>>712309303
dunno why this made me laugh hahahahhaha
Lick your palm and smell it. There you go.
>>712308350
absolutely nothing. no smell, no taste unless you lick deep inside then it tastes like a 9v battery.
>>712314469
Still doesn't say you. Jokes on (you)
>>712308350
cheesecake
>>712309155
>mom
Confirmed Amerifat
>>712315888
>Poor spelling
Confirmed American
>>712309546
/this
because you're dick and saliva smell similar to the opposite sexes' genitals and secretement
>>712315888
>on 4chan
Confirmed virgin.. wait
>>712315547
ITT newfag calling people newfag calling people newfag calling people newfag.
>>712308350
concentrated skin
>>712316010
newfag detected
>>712308350
a GOOD girl's vagina smells like butterscotch
Pennies
>>712316072
>>712315547 #
ITT newfags calling people newfags calling people newfags calling people newfags
Girls pussy taste like a slice of bacon with blue cheese and goat's milk with a slight hint of cigarettes ashes and coffee.
ITT virgins putting coins, milk and salt in the same glass
>>712308350
depends on the girl but mostly like penis
>>712316286
what third world pussy are you eating, fag
>>712308350
They smell and taste gross. But you're not eating them for the taste anyways
>>712308778
Dude if only
>>712308350
zebra puke
>>712316431
>eating pussy
>fag
make up your mind
Calling me a newfag and you can't tell when you're being fucked with.
>pic related
Girl pussy taste exactly like your ear canal.
lick your pinky so it's clean, stuff it in your ear and twist pinky around, taste pinky.
that's a girl's pussy.
My current gfs poos doesn't smell/taste like anything most of the time. Sometime it tastes like a put a penny in my mouth. But one girl I fucked, was this HORRENDOUS smell as soon as her panties came off, but fuck it, so I fucked her anyway, and I shit you not anons. After showering twice a day, the smell was still on my dick for 3 days. I didn't dare go down on her though.
>>712308899
>ball sweat
That's a trap. You're sucking of some dude, faggot
>>712317149
My girlfriend has a delicious pussy but her mouth tastes literally like shit. she loved to make out too, but it is torture. I can't fucking stand it.
no seriously? can I get an honest answer?
how does it it's smell. it's been almost 20 years since I been that close. I can't remember.
>in before virgin fag
>>712317312
loves
>>712309224
underrated
>>712317312
Talk to her about it then faggot. Relationships are about communication.
>>712317331
I already gave you the honest answer amidst these faggots.
>>712315746
9v may be too harsh, more like 2 AA batteries
>>712317522
I did, I told her floss her fucking teeth and she said she don't like to.
>>712311955
>Haven't smelled vagina
>Two sisters
Dude. Laundry basket. Thank me later.
It usually smells like sweat and saliva.
>>712310438
>the next chick i dated was an innie who didnt smell at all and tasted like sweet pennies/metal.
That's the smell of iron in blood, faggot. She probably didn't clean herself enough after she menstruated.
>>712317624
Break up with her then. You gave her a shot. That's just disgusting.
Lick the top of your hand
Let it dry for a few seconds
There you have it
>>712317715
I want to break up with her but I don't want to be alone
As opposed to a dude's vagina?
>>712317473
A post that is made on every single one of these types of threads is not underrated.
You're just a faggot and new
>>712317312
My ex loved to make out and her mouth ALWAYS tastes like actual feces. Multiple times I'd be nice and make out with her and like, leftover food would manage to make its way into my mouth and I'd actually go throw up.
>>712317945
You browse mutiple threads which discuss the smell of a girls vagina and you're calling me a faggot? Virgin.
>>712317899
Give her an ultimatum. "I'm dumping your putrid ass if you don't wash your fucking mouth."
>>712317624
How's flossing going to help? Does she brush twice a day like normal people?
Maybe tell her to brush her tongue as well. Tell her you want to throat-fuck her, and she needs to brush her tongue as far back as she can every day from now on.
>>712312625
underrated comment
>>712317312
I ended up leaving her at a park like 3 miles away from her house because we made out in my car and a swear to God an entire pizza ended up in my mouth. I was pissed.
>>712308581
Taste, yes (well most).
Smell? Abso-fucking-lutely no.
>>712317624
Pasta
>>712308350
Ask your dad
>>712308350
>>712308350
>don't wash your dick for two days
>take a large whiff
Exactly the same as a plump, fresh gash.
>>712311320
Pussy is more pungent. Just my experience.
>>712312847
this isn't true. even nice clean vagoos can smell but its a sweet enticing smell.
Smells lile you wanna fuck it
>>712309876
>When youre horny, it smells fucking amazing
You are completely right sir.
6 years married 6 years eating pussy.
I love my woman it tastes fucking good.
Piss and shit
>>712308350
Ate pussy that had PCOS, tasted like out of date curry sauce and was really salty, like when you put too much salt on fries and it didn't really have a smell as such but after the night it was fucking unavoidable, smelled like a sweaty armpit
>>712314162
What the fuck this is incredibly accurate.
>>712310438
>that flavour would be held in pockets and creases and it was like the rush of flavour from a fruit gusher every time.
>>712308581
Literally Said the exact same to the bitch i was eating LMAO
>>712308350
www.secretofsuccess.com
>>712308350
>>712308552
In all serious there's nothing quite like it that I can think of, it's sweet smelling. It's not a smell you'd enjoy if it was something else, but pussy is pussy so you just except it.
like the worst B.O. but that sticks to anything
spidy time
mostly like sour milk and pennies
>>712308590
Lol OK SD fag report in
>>712308350
PUAfag here. I've eaten over 9000 pussies, and I can tell you with 99% confidence that most pussies smell like onion bagels. Don't believe me? Take the fucking Pepsi challenge with that shit.
It always smells off but the phycological aspect of it offsets hit in your mind.
>>712308350
smells like piss usually.. since thats where piss comes from.
Nothing particular, that one time tho I started to eat my gfs pussy then stopped before orgasm, went back there like 1h later and all her fucking cyprine dried and I fucking swear on everything I got it smelt so bad, a spicy smell like sweat, invading my whole nose, I was about to throw up but still continued cuz didn't want to hurt her feelings by telling her her pussy smells like onion cream pringles
>>712317217
kek'd
Dunno what the pussy itself smells like, but all I can say is girls panties stink of pheromones that drive my cock crazy. When my sister left for uni I always snuck into her room early morning/late night, opened her dresser ever so slightly, pulled her dirty panties out and sniffed them, always blasted a huge load.
>>712322055
>didn't want to hurt her feelings by telling her her pussy smells like onion cream pringles
Get them after a shower and it tastes like nothing, maybe a little sour if you go deep with your tongue, like when you bite your lip. If they are hairy down there or haven't showered it tastes like onions. Hands down like biting into a wild onion with a hint of garlic. This is due to sulfur producing bacteria as well as the sulfur withing the pubic hair. Now, I happen to like garlic and onions so eating pussy if great unless they got the cheese. If they had cum in their pussy and don't douche it tastes like fish, don't go near it. It's fermented cum dude. That's where the whole idea of pussies tasting like fish comes from. Only when it had cum in it. Hope this helps.
>>712308563
Pussy
>>712323236
>don't douche
What century are you from?
A burnt peanut butter and tuna sandwich
>>712323488
you must be a millennial
>>712309546
He's right
>>712311718
Accurate
>>712315685
Probably because you are underage
>>712308350
If you spit in a spoon let it dry and then smell it, it kinda smells like that.
Clean pussy rarely smells as bad as a clean mouth. But like every other crevice in your body, excessive sweating can cause foul odor as well as poor hygiene. And just like the mouth the vagina is susceptible to foul smelling bacteria
Dont eat yoga pants pussy
Girls who wear that shit every day has a stanky pussy
>>712308350
Somewhere between fish, and Bradford pear trees blooming if its noticible at all.
>>712324338
>pear trees blooming
Forreal that shit smells like fish pussy
>>712308350
They usually smell like a dead cod that's been pissed on by a homeless person and left in the hot sun for a few days.
>>712317217
you wanna have something to compare to the original article.
>>712308350
like beautiful flowers
My girls pussy smells like oregano. I can deal with it. But if I get too close I start gagging. However sometimes its just smells sweet. So most likely diet
its the same smell that ya balls have after a long day of doing nothing so they just sweat all day
My gfs puss smells like garlic and onions, someone plz explain Icant go down on her like that, what the fuckk is the bitch doing wrong i dont think its the hygiene she's clean
>>712325196
im fucking crying
I've just been tasting one and it was nice clean and fresh but I made her squirt and when they squirt it's mostly piss so I ended up with a face full of piss and that included my mouth. Still it's no problem cos if you make a girl squirt you can start to try and get her to do things she wouldn't always do like give you a rimming or pegging and.let you place your rock hard dick into her anal passage. I don't know what I like doing the best either getting a prostate massage or sticking my.dick in a females a hole.
I've been with a girl and her pussy had a floral perfume kinda smell to it...still tasted like salty coins, has anyone else had this?
Last night I ate my girlfriend out. It depends on a lot of factors but in my opinion, whether or not she's showered within the past 30 minutes makes a gigantic difference. After a long day, she's going to naturally taste worse. Sweat and hormones are to thank for that.
After a shower, she tastes pretty good but it's not something you can compare to any food you eat. It doesn't taste like food. It tastes like very very lightly salted water. It's warm and after a few minutes, your own spit starts to fuck up whatever natural taste existed before your breath got in the way.
>>712308350
Normally, like musky sweat, similar to dicksweat but not the same.
If you spend time around women, you'll know when they're on the rag because they will have a distinct clammy/ferrous smell about them. There's a whole feminine hygiene industry built up around trying to control the smell but nothing works. I'd say if you stuck your nose up in a clean one it's kindof like that, only at about one-tenth intensity.
Clean ones are nearly tasteless. Infected ones smell like fish.
Honestly, just go to a strip club and spend $20 and find out.
People who say it smells good are horny. I say it smells good when I'm horny. Then I get off and it returns to smelling like the nasty discharge and crotch-sweat that it is. It's pretty gross if you think about it with a sober mind. I suggest jacking off.
like dick
Some dont, some are like *holy god* smelly.
Try this. Skip showering for a day or two. Open a can of tuna, stick you finger in it, then swirl that tuna finger down behind your balls near your asshole.
Smell it, that'll give you a pretty good average whiff o' quim.
>>712309546
beat me to it
If it tastes like trout keep out. If it tastes like salmon keep slammin
Your moms vigina smells like my Cum..
Like freshly washed panties.
>>712315647
Store of pic?
Don't don't shower for two days. Rub your taint for 5 seconds. Smell
>>712309546
Brush your teeth
A 3rd armpit
>>712317624
slap that dirty bitch
>>712308350
Baby powder and pee.
>>712308350
They told me it smells (and tastes) metallic. Never understood that. Not a virgin, but never smelt or licked a pussy. I should have when I could
>>712315158
4chan isn't 4chan anymore.
>>712324668
Nice pusskey dere, Olive!
>>712309546
>>712309546
>>712309546
so dissapointed - this smelled like, clean back of my hand and slightly minty saliva
really bad since i had subway for dinner and my hands still smell like subway bread... i thought it was going to be some sort of miracle
>>712308350
the real question here is
what does a mans vagina smell like
>>712308704
If a girl is near her period, it's often metallic or pungent. Like blood, even if there is no blood. Some have no smell. Most smell like a sort of sweet sweat.
Old piss and sweat
Raw potato peelings
>>712309546
Holy bait he's subtly right
>>712315647
Honestly i stopped giving a fuck. It takes the bastard mods 8 years to get rid of the shit at this point, so i dont even bother reporting on this site.
>>712308350
Cod fish
>>712328546
whats so bad about the image?
>>712308350
mods mods mods
>>712313585
Thats how make ketchup gas
Here's what information I can offer you. If the girl is sickly (auto-immune disease/cancer/ANOREXIA) to the point where her body is constantly in a state of fighting of sickness and/or dying, her vagina is going to smell fucking putrid.
do NOT fuck a seriously anorexic girl, she's going to get wet and her juices are going to smell like armpit on a hot summer day. That stench will fill the fucking room.
For every other girl it just depends on their hygiene.
>>712309224
Kekd
>>712312053
I wonder where you got that pic faggot
cat food
>>712323783
please tell me the canadian flag is part of the joke
Gulp baits. Fucking identical. Any fishermen will agree
>>712308350
it's one of those smells that should smell off putting, like wet dog or body odour, but instead is extremely comforting - like the way those smells are supposed to smell when your brain is wired to like it a lot.
But it's hard to describe exactly what it is like. Its not like other smells so instead of trying to avoid smelling it you just want to try to drink it in and get more so you can get closer to understanding the mystery - but it's always just out of reach
>>712331240
>>712331129
Oh wait. He nailed it.
>>712312625
Crown dis nigga da kang of /b/
>>712312441
Words of wisdom
>>712317331
It basically just smells like a light sweaty smell, but for the most part they really dont smell like anything..
>>712312441
Too wise! I bow to your infinite wisdom.
....like when you first crawl under the house....that is if they are over 20...under twenty depends on if they have washed it "recently"...
It smells like pussy.
>>712308350
By the way, you said girls vagina... is there any other kind?
>>712308350
merguez and piss
>>712309546
holy fuck, go brush your teeth dude
Horse cock
>>712327124
White cotton panties, Snuggle fabric softener
and "Hello Kitty" body spray.
>>712308350
peanut butter
