Adam Sandler appreciation thread.
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Adam Sandler appreciation thread.
>>674313052
what the fuck is wrong with you?
this is got to be the weirdest most sadistic bullshit i ever seen on here
you're all kinds of fucked up
get help you freak
>>674313052
You motherfuckers are actually going to deport this child? Why? She has lived with the Sandlers for years, her mom is a great person. FUCK YOU 4CHAN
>>674314537
Once Trump is prez all mexi are going bye bye starting with Sandlers maid then all your maids lol We just getting a jump start on things.
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed hiroyuki, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.
>>674313052
Bike on into mexico little one. Have fun sleep tight my little burrito.
>>674314961
You guys are legit sick. Why would you do this to Adam Sandler? This will rip his family apart. For what? Giving us entertainment?
>>674313052
Adam Sandler is Jewish.
>>674315277
If he has illegals working for him it is in our best interest as a country to deport the fuck out of celebrities staff just to fuck with them lol
>>674315277
what no one finds him entertaining
i have this really morbid fascination why there would be an adam sandler appreciation thread why do you want to deprive the world of laughter and money?
>>674314817
Party van is here now.
>>674314804
More like getting a TRUMP start on things.
HAY-O!!
>>674315682
You are gay
>>674315736
>implying
>>674315467
4chan just tried to deport his maid and their family who lives on his property after finding out they are illegals. Epic thread until it ruined his shit.
>>674314817
Underrated post
> copied for future reference
>>674315736
>implying Trump has even started yet
>>674315948
Hell ogys
>>674315755
Dubs confirmed
>>674315979
Who is next on the splatter list? I know some mexicans but they seem chill should we still send them back? I'll go take a picture of them if you think we can deport before they try to beat me up.
>>674315794
why am i not surprised a rich liberal would hide their money in a tax shelter and hire illegals to do work cheaper
their human fucking beings not slaves they shouldn't be hidden on his property doing his dirty work fearing being deported i wouldn't be surprised if he keeps the kid chained up in a cellar or something when the paparazzi are not around.
they are here past their time if he cared he would of helped them earn their citizenship well before it came to this
honestly adam sandler from a decade or two ago wouldn't find the current adam sandler funny
>>674315794
Wait, when did this happen?
>>674315887
Medium tier b8
>>674316379
Bro he is literally in a picture helping her to learn how to bike and she is around in plenty of premieres and candid pictures she lives ON HIS PROPERTY because he is providing SHELTER to her FAMILY. God damnit
>>674313052
This should be a short thread,
>>674316677
A family WITHOUT ... PAPERS of...CITIZENSHIP. Go caps key harder you pussy faggot.
>>674316519
I'm not baiting shit. If I've either highlighted my ignorance or walked into someone else's bait, I don't give a fuck. When did this happen?
Was Pixels any good
>>674316677
fuck yeah right, he parades the kid around when the cameras are out
day to day he's probably like
>you leave the cellar hole you get the hose again
>the police will deport your family and they'll get killed by the cartel
fuckin people do that shit to illegals all the time, like some rich guy isn't happy he can't have a pet family
or go hunting human. why do you think bill gates goes to africa all the time?
>>674316456
They saw a livestream of Sandler in his house, noticed the maid and her family in background small house and then went on to call someone they know in deportation department who checked into Sandler and confirmed they could greenlight taking the family away. Last update I heard.
>>674317084
What poor person has ever provided jobs to the poor? No one. Rich people are what make the country run.
>>674317285
When did all this happen though?
>>674317497
Yeah anyone have link to other thread? didnt this just happen? are they actually going to deport her? Is this the official second thread where we find out?
>>674317423
TRUMP 2016!!!!!!!!! 10 BILLION DOLLARS!!!
>>674317423
You're implying they hire people to do things because they want to not out of necessity of making more money. I don't really even want to talk about business most rich people are probably sociopath and psychopaths i bet most of them are in a hunting club where they stalk down and murder homeless people for entertainment.
you know if adam sandler cared about his slave immigrant family why didn't he help them study for an immigration test? its not like it'd hurt his bottom line to even hire a tutor for it. he probably just lets them live there so he can come up with sadistic evil shit to do around the clock instead of waiting till the next morning and worrying about scaring them off for good.
>>674313052
Goodbye my little burrito. Sleep tight in Mexico. Sweet dreams.
>>674318329
This is truly the end of the road for humanity.
>>674318514
No but for real who are we deporting next you pussy liberal faggot? Your choice.
>>674318717
You know i can't disagree with trump i just think he's a bit rough around the edges for the people who need a president...like kids.
>>674316677
So if I teach 10 million illegals to ride a bike they can stay too?
>>674318717
Has anyone checked this bitches papers? Maybe Trump could maker her an offer she couldn't refuse and livestream the action to all of us so we can watch her get banged finally
Wonder how any other Hollywood multi-millionaires have pet families on-site. Could be fertile ground.
>>674319380
You want the government (Actually 1 internet troll who works for the government) telling you you can't have a relationship with another human being where it is mutually beneficial (Sandler gets house clean, maid family gets shelter nice lifestyle). You just ruined how someone lives in this world, how they understand how to make it through the struggle for no reason. You make me sick. The world is hard enough no one needs this shit.
>>674319939
Cry me a river. There are milions of legal American residents who would gladly clean his mansion for a fair wage. Isn't that what you liberals cry about all the time?
>>674320674
Damn that is a good point actually. He could have the same relationship with an american family who pays taxes.
