We interrupt your regularly scheduled shitty porn for a recipe thread
>>674350933
proceed
>>674350933
I'm high af and these are the best.. COMMENCE
>>674351491
creeps me out every time
Now in hungry
Alright my back hurts, gonna lay down now. Have fun, kids.
>>674351999
yeah I'll just fucking pull already made whole wheat pasta and sauce right out of my ass
fuck the fag that made that, if I knew how to cook I wouldn't have to look on /b/ for pictures of people putting cheese on chicken breasts and frying it
Who has the stuffed pizza recipie?
>>674352900
I know which one you're talking about but I don't see it in my folder
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/uv4ht62he3pz4nj/AAAMluJH8AYd6lrNV4EojGUua?dl=0
There's a food and cooking folder with a shit ton of images.
Along with other stuff.
Have fun guys.
[Willpower Cookies]
version 0.2
main dough (30 cookies)
6 cup splenda/other
7 tsp corn starch
3/4 cup honey
2 cup cocoa powder
1 tsp salt (optional)
1.333 cup egg whites
2.5 tbsp vanilla extract
-optional:
-2 cup crushed edamame
-4 cup crushed peanuts
mint dough (30 half cookies)
2 tbsp corn starch -or- 1/4 cup flour
1 tbsp canola oil
3 tbsp apple sauce -or- canola oil
4 tsp splenda
1 tsp sugar -or- 1/2 tsp honey
6.3 caffeine pills, crushed
1 tsp mint extract (optional)
1/8 tsp green food coloring (mandatory)
prepare
* Preheat the oven to 300° and line a cookie sheet with foil+spray.
main dough
* In a large bowl, combine the splenda, cocoa and corn starch, lite-salt and nuts.
* Add the egg whites and vanilla to the dry mixture and combine until the dry ingredients are moist (do not over beat, as the batter can stiffen).
mint dough
* combine liquids in a large bowl
* combine powders in another bowl
* stir powder into liquid gradually until mixed.
final
* drop 30 spoonfuls of main batter onto the baking sheet in evenly spaced mounds. flatten top of mounds.
* put mint batter in a sandwich bag, cut 1 corner, and squeeze dough out of it into a ring shape around the edge of each mound.
* bake until chocolate bits are slightly cracked and glossy, 8-10 minutes. allow to cool. consume 1-3 for super powers.
>>674351491
These arent even good together and I always associate them with trailer trash moms who think theyre clever
I'll bump your thread.
>>674351530
That's exactly the kind of person I would expect to subsist on such a shitty recipe
>16 eggs
>assorted leftovers
>???
>profit
>>674359697
>>674359779
>prebake crust with cheese innit
>>674350933
some bomb ass chicken. get some chicken, drumsticks, wings, tenders, breast, get about 3 lbs of chicken. you will need:
1 jalapeno
1 sorano
1hobonaro
half an onion
12 garlic cloves
fresh thyme or oregono
a hand full of cilantro
1/4 cup of olive oil
1/2 table spoon ground sea salt
1 teaspoon ground pepper
1 teaspoon cumin
1 cup fresh lime juice
ok, have your ingredients? grill, broil, or fry in frying the peppers, onion, and garlic. get a nice char on them. once thats done, get a food processor or blender and add the cilantro, oregano/thyme, peppers, onion, and garlic cloves, then pour in lime juice. blend all of it together. after thats done pour mixture into mixing bowl and add the 1/4 cup olive oil, cumin, salt, and pepper. mix thoroughly. get your chicken and in a gallon zip lock back, or a large enough pan, place chicken into bag or pan. add mixture and let sit overnight. next day fire up that grill and cook yo chicken. i usually do 5-6 minutes on each side. if you'd like you can use the marinade as a sauce. if you want to do this add whatever is left of the marinade to a pot and heat on medium low until simmering. let sit for 10 minutes.
i love you guys
shit tier fat basement dweller recipe until this anon
>>674357954
>>674357954
holy shit is this food from Redwall Abby?
>>674351530
Jesus Christ
>>674350933
making a egg in a hole is now a recipe?
