Gather round faggots, this is the story of Mark
>be me
>about 3rd grade
>pretty standard school
>tards were separated from normal kids
>all is balanced
>we get a new superintendent with a sperglord for a kid
>insists we allow tards to intermingle with everyone else
>whatever
now here's the thing, Mark was obsessed with multiplication. Nothing else, just multiplication. You could shoot the kid in the neck and he'd still be doing his tables
>see Mark absolutely engaged in his math
>see a small mistake
>go to correct him
>"hey mark, you shouldn't have carried this over"
>"here, let me help you"
mistake number one
>shithead starts breathing deeper
>like, really deep
>motherfucker sounds like a jet engine prepping for take off
>stands up and brings fists crashing down on desk with immeasurable speed
>lets out a mighty yell
>WWRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGG
>MfuckingFW
>I'm in shock, teacher looks pissed, class is scared to death
>mark looks me dead in the eyes
>tears and snot dripping down his face
>fists clenched, ready to lay the smackdown on anyone in his path
>and he does
>to fit the jet engine noises, Mark starts spinning post hast
>fist clips me
>that's all it took
>wraps around my chest, and starts beating the ever living fuck out of me
>kalima.gif
>I'm stuck to gostoso autismo as he tries in vain to rip me to shreds
>teacher eventually pries him off of me
>end up heading to hospital
>two cracked ribs and shit loads of bruising
>but we aren't over yet
I ended up seeing him across the school tons of times after, and I have more stories of him if you guys want
Go on.
There's just so much cancer on /b/ tonight, I could really use some quality greentext.
Yes
Was the math he did actually wrong?
>>675166304
Alright, gotta type it all up first though
>>675166338
yeah, nigger carried an 11 instead of a 1. i didn't think you can carry an 11
Decent thread so far, has promise, you can never go wrong with tard stories
>>675166472
>typing up first
Expert green text move.
Good stuff anon.
>>675166472
Well did he add an extra digit to the number as a result? Or did he take into the account that he carried an 11 by adding the next number to the 10 from the 11?
Anyway, I think common core is actually much better than the old way of teaching math, which is just about memorising a method without actually understanding what you're doing.
So what is he now? Mathematician?
>>675167111
He's posting trap threads on /b/
>>675165941
jesus, any charges pressed?
>be me, couple months after first incident
>wounds are healing nicely
>all is good, all is calm
>Mark still obsessed with math
>being the little shits we are, me and my friends tease him
>General nonsense, you guys know the drill
>Mark starts to seethe with absolute rage more and more
>One day we hit a soft spot
>friend calls him out for liking a shitty subject
Mistake number two
>see his last thread of human instinct snap
>Next day at school
>see Mark carrying a lumpy sock
>confuzzled as all get out, but I think nothing of it
>last period with mark
>walks over to my friend with sock in tow
>swings it
>and brings it crashing into friends back
>TKO.mp3
>friend is on the ground gasping for breath
>oh shit nigger, what do I do?
>starts swinging it above his head like a primate
>sock tears
>and bullet casings go everywhere
>no shit, actual spent cartridges
>like, of many calibers
turns out Marks dad liked to hunt in their backyard, and he went out to collect the shells as some autistic trophy
>tards sock is spitting more brass than all of the Iraqi infantry
>Collateral damage through the roof
>Felt like the beach scene from saving private Ryan
>Mark eventually settles down
>Sits down like nothing happens
>and goes back to his math
From that day forward, the inside joke with me and my friends was calling him Marksman Marl. As you can guess, he hated it
>>675167934
fuck, meant Mark. Can't even greentext right
Bump
Tard stories are always the best ones
>>675167111
Yeah, his math ended up being off by a bit. Heaven forbid i try to help someone
>>675167628
Can't do anything sicne "He's mentally disabled, he doesn't know what he's doing"...had my own personal vendetta against him though
>>675165941
Nice OC, OP. I needed a laugh. Ty.
>gostoso autism
My fucking sides
Swartzenigger
>>675167934
>Felt like the beach scene from saving private Ryan
More
>time goes on
>Mark harasses more kids
>friends grow more leery of him
>people are split down the middle about him
>Eventually get to around 7th grade
>Start to learn basics of computer programming
>Basic shit, strings of text, how to link shit, all that
>Mark falls in love again
>begin hatching a devious plot
>figure out our computers were linked on a homegroup
>Bueno.jpg
>go home and copy/paste copious amounts of a hand drawn cartridge smiling and giving the finger
>shitty ass drawing, i thought it was hilarious
>fill up a CD with these pictures
>draw out my battle plan
gonna open up good ol mspaint and recreate the picture to the best of my memories, so I'm leaving you on a cliffhanger, keep the thread alive
there were kids in my class who were "differently abled", and they never even used this amount of logic and reasoning. they'd literally just scream and laugh. i never tried to talk to them in fear of one of them biting my face off
wtf OP are you coming back or are you a nigger
a lot of retards would bang their open hands against their chests like they were speaking sign language
bumppppp
>>675169805
had to draw the picture you absolute faggot, learn2read
think of funny things to say guys, use your imagination
>>675169805
Are you fucking retarded or just LE epic troll?
>>675169477
>Mark falls in love again
Do tell us the first time
>>675169551
Lmao, the only memory I have of tards is seeing one throw a glass full of water into the air
here's a retard
im scavenging for something vaguely relevant to make a slightly less transparent attempt of a bump
>>675170060
Love # 1: multiplication
Love # 2: coding
Are you autisticism
>>675170060
>now here's the thing, Mark was obsessed with multiplication. Nothing else, just multiplication.
>>675170142
Stereotype/10, fucking brilliant.
Bump. Gotta hear this.
>>675170421
stereotypes are always there for you in your time of need
Lurking for more tardly oc
god dammit i cant think of anything, keep drawing oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg_u2eSDn_0
>>675165941
why the fuck is he a black Arnold Schwazenegger?
Bump
Bump hurry it on up op
Next day at school
>in computer class
>open up disk drive and insert my creation
Now a little backstory here, our PCs were marked with a purple sticker that had out IP address on it so the teacher could rat out the faggots who weren't doing what they were supposed to.
>use this knowledge to find marks PC
>practically cream in my pants
>copy all of the shitty mspaint doodles
>drag and drop into Marks PC at mach 5 speed
>before long, his PC is flooded with this stupid ass drawing
>Mark lets out a scream that legitimately hurt my ears
>Still hear it in my dreams to this day
>Teacher walks over and sees all 120 gigs of hard drive taken up with awful drawings
>For some reason blames our one and only marksman mark
>Stiffling back tears and laughter
>Mark is escorted out, but not before he can pacific rim the computer
>Grabs every possible wire and yanks
>Entire tower and monitor setup comes crashing down
>Plastic and silicone is everywhere
>Some computers are taken down in the process due to awful cable management
>There is a literal graveyard of PCs in this classroom
>amongst all the commotion, I grab a lone keyboard cap
sadly, I lost this treasure about a week later when Mark decided to jump me and my friends at the skatepark and we needed to flee
>>675171194
KEEEEK
Give moar
>>675171194
keep going pls
>>675171194
120gb of pictures
how long did it take to transfer those?
>>675171194
That drawing is amazing man
Bumpers
>>675171194
>Mark is escorted out, but not before he can pacific rim the computer
Bump
>>675169988
>>675170022
>>675169911
All these dub dubs
Keked and cheked
>>675171194
jesus, the strength to lift multiple monitors
I can understand how he cracked your ribs
Bbbbump
MOOOOOOOOAR. I FUCKING LOVE TARD STORIES
Bump forever
>>675172223
off by one :c
Keep bumping
>>675172379
Fuck yourself you fucking NEET
Bumperoobydoo
Pacific rim on the computers... That's fucking gold. Help me out, just got home from some Mexican joint and now I'm recreating Hiroshima in my toilet. Give me something to read!
Here's that skate park story
>Be huge into skating
>Still kinda am, but I digress
>Skating around with my buds, learning different flips and shit
>Just master the kick flip when I hear that unmistakable bellow
>jurassicparkwatercup.gif
>Dear God please not now
>but yes, It's him
>Mark
>With his cronies with him
These guys weren't that bad, normal kids who usually stuck with Mark because he'd help with their homework. Literally leeching off of the autism
>A single tear drops from my face
>My board can sense the beat down I'm about to receive
Mark found out I was the paint perpetrator due to the fact that I was bragging about it to my friends, and word got around
>Sprints down the half pipe with goons in stride
>Get off the board and book it
>Look over my shoulder and see him spike my board into the ground
MFW
>Oh no you don't nigger
>That board is sacred
>I turn back, and charge him
>He jukes me out, and leaves the board in the open
>Scoop down and pick it up in the process
>I'm now in the bottom of the bowl with mark cornering me slowly.
>I somehow by the grace of our dear lord manage to get on the lip
>say my final prayers to anyone and everyone who's listening
>acid drop into Marks general direction
>Last second I pop up into a general Ollie
>Turn myself into a man missile
>Hit Mark right in his center of gravity, send him reeling
>FFVIIvictorymusic.mp3
>No time to collect my gil, gotta blast
>Marks cronies are chasing me down
>I sprint out of there, not trusting the stability of my board after colliding headfirst into Everest's offspring
>Get home, lock doors, and relax
>The battle is over
>But the war rages on
Still have that broad. Deck's cracked a bit, but other than that it's bretty gud
>>675171194
>pacific rim the computer
Holy shit, anon. Many fucking thanks man. This is one for the books. Your thread will be capped and reposted for many moons. I'd buy you a drink if u could.
>>675172817
Mind explaining your pic while we wait?
bUMpErcArS
Remind me of the Neil stories. Keep posting OP, this shit is fucking hilarious.
>>675172943
Read this cunted NEET
>Mark is escorted out, but not before he can pacific rim the computer
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>675171009
>>675173345
Stop showing us your tiny wheenie faggot
>>675173058
Well you see son that fuckin wreck of a human, what we'll refer to as a gimp, is pretending g to be a dog and eat some shit off the dirt floor.
Fuckin cool dad is letting his spawn watch
>>675173046
Someone give this man a Peabody
>>675173046
>Everest's offspring
>>675173717
And all that bread?
>>675171655
>How long did it take to DRAW moar like lolololololoooollllllolololollolol xDxD
please include this comment when this thread is inevitably posted to /r/4chan
>>675173046
anon you are a true /b/ tard, keep the OC comin
>>675173618
Fuck off muricfag
Burger stuffing basement dwelling nigger Obama loving NEET
Anyone got a full acreenshot pls?
>>675174343
we salute you sir
>>675174343
Are you tarded or just looking for attention?
>>675174343
Faggot
Lel
>>675174670
both
>>675173046
>no time to collect my Gil
Classic
>>675173717
you've seen the picture where that kid's petting a large dog and OMG THAT'S NOT A DOG THAT'S A FURRY
(can't seem to find it, but it seems relevant)
oc, your life is like a 90s movie
>>675174777
Check'd
>>675174777
Nice trops.
>>675174749
Then go make r8 my donger thread bigboi
The years continue, I grow out my beard cause fuck it, start skating more and more and end up becoming pretty fit. Mark was destined to ruin my life
>Get my first GF
>Pretty cute, a bit chubby but that's alright with me
>We love each other, and have tons of fun together
This is about Sophomore year by the way
>Rarely see Mark anymore, kinda miss the little shit
>Just kinda relax for the time being, nothing on my plate that often
>Decide to opt into a second study hall to try and ease the workload
>Just my luck when I see Mr Mark sitting at the table doodling
>It should come as no surprise that Mark ended up becoming a weeb
>see him drawing some shitty naruto fan art
>Kinda like an OG Chris Chan, but minus all the tranny shit
>Maybe
>Sit down and put headphones in so I can focus on my homework
>Some old school hip hop, real relaxing shit
>see a shadow looming over me
>"whatcha working on?"
>maybe if I don't move he'll go away
>Noperoony
>Look up and my eyes meet with Marks
>He can sense somethings wrong, but the neurons aren't firing off in his brain
>Like always
>Try and look down, hopefully he'll get the idea that I don't care for him
>Nope again
>He just sits there smiling and drooling
>Tell him some generic bullshit about classwork
>My voice brings back the pain and suffering
>He makes the connection, smiles like a faggot, and leaves
>Pay no mind to it
>Should've paid a lot of mind to it
>Shit hits the fan nonstop for about a year after this
Gonna take a long time to type guys, wish me luck
>>675173940
Carbs
>>675175022
i'd rather not see a bunch of small dicks assaulting my sight
>>675174343
I think we found this Mark character. This autistic fucker is becoming enraged again. OP, you better high tail it. His wiener may be small, but a tard has the strength of a hundred men.
>>675174777
I've see everything that a man can see friend
THIS IS A CESSPOOL OF FUCKING NEETS
>>675175071
>Kinda like an OG Chris Chan, but minus all the tranny shit
kek
>>675175192
I mean, that's exactly what you're doing right now assuming you are that anon
>>675175071
how patchy was that 15yo beard?
>>675175085
Ah, good ol carbs
>>675175326
I've heard of shit posting but never tiny dick posting
>>675175430
true, but not intentionally
>>675175071
pls continue, is bretty gud
Someone should start screencapping
>>675175524
>>
>>675171839
disgusting
>>675175495
It's called le petite dique
Thats french and it's classy
>>675175920
on it partner
>>675173046
Pic of board please
>>675176037
U da real MVP
kappapride! Keep the thread going /b/ros
>>675176277
Check emmm
Never bumped so hard
This is now dick thread
Fuck your NEET STORIES11111!!!!!!!1!
>Mark shadows me for a while, doing some kind of mongoloid reconnaissance
>Finds out what my GF looks like
>Finds out her number
>Furiously beats his meat like it owes him money
>Sends it to her
>Kinda looks like this fucker>>675174343
>Nigger you wanna die?
>I find him, and confront him about it
>He says she was "leading him on"
>Bitch I'll lead you to the grave
>Tell him if he doesn't knock it off, I'll take it to the higher ups
>Don't wanna man-cannon mark with my board again
>Time passes, dicks are sent, shit kinda dies down though
>Watching a movie at my house on the weekend with her
>Getting a bit frisky
>In the midst of the teenage hormones, look out the window and see none other than
>Mark
>And Marks dong
>In his meat glove
>Jerking it furiously
>Are you fucking me right now?
>Close blinds, and hope for the best
>Ain't no rest for the wicked
>Hear a knock on the door
>It'smark.gif
>Walks on in like he owns the place, and pops a squat on the couch next to GF
>Not on my watch
>Kindly tell him to leave
>Agrees
>I'm shocked
>But not before he can cop a feel on her
>I'm very shocked
>She's very shocked
>He's a chromosome too many
>Saunters out of the door
>GF starts to cry, and I'm not sure what to do
>Call up my buddy from the bullet sock story, and tell him the haps
>He bikes over to my house with an airsoft gun strapped to his back
>Tonight, we ride into war
>>675176037
Good lookin' out, anon.
>>675175464
It'll make yer poop stick
>>675173345
that is the most genuinely gross penis I have ever seen
>>675176079
yeah, lemme upload it
bump
>>675171194
>>675176492
Fuck off Mark
screen capping all of op's posts, this story is gold
>>675176788
checked
>>675176788
Ur an evil kind of fucker.
cyka blyat idi naxoi
>>675176901
Hi mom, hey erkesh, ayy lmao
>>675175262
>I think we found this Mark character. This autistic fucker is becoming enraged again. OP, you better high tail it. His wiener may be small, but a tard has the strength of a hundred men.
>>675176520
>>Kinda looks like this fucker>>675174343
maybe it IS mark's wiener all over this thread...
>>675176520
Starting to smell like bullshit
>>675176520
U grew out a beard, is fit, but use a softgun? Airsoft?
I call bs, op got chuckd by a retard
>>675176901 include me in the Reddit post
>>675176604
What would make it flow like a waterfall?
>>675176520
I just spit my fucking coffee out reading this, still on the fuckin floor laughing dude
Not gonna lie, this story is clearly fabricated by some low life basement dwelling NEET.
hell, the kid telling the story sounds borderline autistic himself.
Fucking /b/ NEETS
>>675177204
Contribute instead of asking you communist fucktard.
>>675176900
Yep
REEEEEEEEEERREERRERRR
WE NEED A MARK FACE
>>675177204
ya plz share after
What if op is mark himself
bumpbumpbumpbump
>>675177204
I'm gonna include my foot into ur ass
Some one has to screen cap this shit once it's all done. And has to include the dick pics.
Please more. I need these stories in my life.
Bump as fuck
OP is hero
>>675176520
>>Mark
>>And Marks dong
>>In his meat glove
this
>>675177584
god dammit, i screen capped all the the op posts, are you telling me i have to screen cap small dicks now
>>675177584
Fuck fickpics u fucking faggot
>>675177385
>in literally the only half decent thread on /b/ all day.
If you really have this much time on your hands, I count 12 cancer threads on the front page right now you could be ruining for the betterment of /b/
>>675177679
Do it please
>>675177298
Chilli, what, you never eat anything before mother fucker??
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>>675171194
What kind of disk holds 120gb????
>>675177801
Fuck off
>>675177679
im screencappin too, just go on mspaint and say its a small penis m80
>>675177679
>>675177679
They add to the story. Op referenced it in one of his posts so you have to cap at least one of them.
>>675170333
checkem
>>675177584
That's pretty gay m8
>>675177104
>>675177584
Screencap me XDDD 11111!!!!! :3
>>675177801
okay, i'll do it for my /b/rotha
pls don't die
>>675177875
They likely copied it many times over
>>675177835
Never got waterfall shits from chilli
U sure u are healthy?
>>675177679
No that's stupid and will ruin it, just make sure to type somewhere that the whole time someone who might be mark was posting his dick.
While anon types I copied this story from another anon
>be young me
>school has a few tards, it even has its own hq
>but there were five that everyone at my school knew very well
>brian the hulk, spittles, bugs, assmouth, and tightie whities
>lets tell how brian earned his name
>its may
>in 6th grade
>have brian in my ss class
>hes kinda quiet and smells like eggs
>sits in front of me
>why.jpg
>teacher asks a question
>brian raises his hand
>teacher hesitates but picks him
>he stand up
>brian goes to the front of the class
>inhales loudly
>"GO GO POWER RANGERRRSSS"
>he screams the power rangers theme
>he even does a goddamn air guitar
>people hold in laughs
>teacher tells him to go sit down
>brian screeches in his face
>tard rage
>he picks up a desk
>hurls it at a window
>window breaks
>brian screeches into the air
>shits himself and picks up a scrawny kid
>throws him across the room
>mfw
he got suspended afterwards and i prayed never to see him again
>still in 6th grade
>hear mumbling and spitting in the hallway while in math
>wat
>look out and see this bucktoothed tard girl mumbling and spitting
>obvious piss stain on her khakis
>cringe in disgust
>she spots me and screeches
>it sounded like a monkey in a pot of boiling water
>cover ears because loud noises hurt really badly to me
>she charges at me
>punch her in the jaw
>does nothing, she is too strong
>teacher calls hard wranglers and they pull her off me
>go home early and mcdonalds
>>675177852
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>675178070
last part
>still in 6th
>ask to go to bathroom
>teacher says yes
>go to girls bathroom to see two tards standing in the middle of the room
>one of them is fat af and has their undies down while the other is small and is blowing into their asshole
>scream in horror
>tards both look at me with hard ons
>assmouth has shit in his mouth
>twotardsonepotato.gif
>tightie makes a whooping noise, also known commonly as the Tard Distress Signal tm
>assmouth does it too
>run out of bathroom with cards hot on my trail
cont
cont
>tightie slips and falls on ass
>tard sobbing
>assmouth screams "PEEPING TOM" over and over again as i am chased through the school by a nude downy
>teachers and wranglers finally come and take assmouth and tightie whities to the office
>both are suspended for 6 days
>be scared of tards for life
>>675177667
This?
>>675177398
shut up mark
you're doing god work anon, keep coming
>>675178065
This
>>675171009
You read my mind Anon.
Cmon op tell us you fucked marksman Mark
>>675177992
Quit being so pathetic, and contribute.
>>675178065
alright, good i dont want dick pics on my desktop anyway
>>675178045
Nah man.
Dying.
>me and my friend
>went to Mark's house
>Threesome
> THE END
>>675178318
pretty sure he was being sarcastic
>>675176520
This tard, was openly jerking off and then knocks on the door and OP being the colossal faggot he is let's Forrest fucktard gump in the house so he can grope up his girl and all OP the furious cocksmoking backside bandit can do is call his faggot m8.
OP is so fucking beta it is beyond painful.
bump with slav
>>675178361
Good, then at least i don't have to tell u to kill urself
alright, somebody lay out what us people screencapping this should have in our screen caps
>Ride out with friend close behind
>We end it tonight
>After a half hour of searching we find him
>At that good ol skatepark
>Ah, the memories we've had
>Whatever, let's teach him a lesson
>Friend and I watch him
>He just sits there doodling
>Kinda feel bad for him at first
>At first
>Lay down, pull out rifle and line up the shot
>Pop heard around the world
>Direct connection to his neck
>Howls like a weretard
>All of the suffering comes to this
>Friend is laying covering fire while I distract Mark
>Bitch is gonna bleed when we're done
>Goes on for about a minute before I slip up
>Tumble down
>avemaria.mp3
>Mark sees his opportunity
>Jumps on me, lands on my shins
>No crack we good to go fam
>Like old times sake decides to donkey kong down B my chest
>I'm really feeling it
>Don't want to be feeling it
>Can feel organs shifting around
>This is it, this is where I make my final stand
>beatings stop
>Thank God
>Feel a warmth, and smell a burning smell
>Motherfucker has a match burning the bits of my beard
>Not even mad, just confused as to why that's his idea of a finishing move
>In marks obsession with my beard friend comes u and wild west style executes him
>Right in the nape of his neck
>Screams like an animal and runs off
>Runs into the sunset
>Forrest Gumps it outta here
>I'm fine, no breaks or anything
>Just tons of discomfort
Mark ended up dropping out of his senior year due to lack of motivation to do anything. GF broke up with me shortly afterwards due to stunts I pulled, friend and I still skate and hang out to this day
I don't regret a thing
>>675165941
who is that black schwarzenegger?
>>675178515
Twist
I'm already dead.
Been spooky for years.
Doot
>>675178170
You wish I was mark. You're just a communist.
>>675176079
Here's the board man, bit cracked but still works
>>675178132
no u
inb4 breaks spine
>>675178318
This anon gets me.>>675178404
Anyway, contribution
>>675178613
This had potential to be good, but ending confirms OP is a beta fag
>>675178613
Bravo Anon, bravo.
>>675178724
3spoopy5me
>>675176520
>Are you fucking me right now?
>>675178829
/thread
you were good, OP. Real good. Maybe even the best.
>>675178611
All of ops posts. At least the dick that op mentioned. Any noteworthy comments, especially if op replied to them.
>>675178613
that was anti-climatic..climactic? clahmydia? climactic? idfk
>>675178959
u and every other whiny kike bitching about OP go to ANOTHER FUCKING POST WE DONT GIVE A SHIT
>>675178940
Neal is a fucking god
>>675175326
little dick
This was shit tier green text and was made up by a NEET
b is for traps dick and loli otherwise gtfo cunts
>>675179084
Excuse me while i pay careful mind to your jagged edges
amen, gentlemen
Thanks for bumping this
Thanks for riding with me b-tards
Thanks for the story OP
now excuse me while i go kill myself
>>675177584
>I put my dick all over 4Chins, now I'll convince them to cap it for no reason.
Was hoping for him to get beaten by you. Disappointed
Today, OP was not a faggot.
>>675179240
I didn't post my dick.
>>675179240
Calling that a dick is bullshiz
okay, i and probably some other assholes screencapped this shit, im not including dick pics but whatever i'll mention it in a side comment or something. im new to this shit, so should i post this on reddit or something? it seems like a waste to keep it on my hard drive for no reason
>>675178613
Godspeed, anon. Thank you.
Best greentext i've seen in a while, bullshit or no bullshit OP can tell a story.
>anon whos posting the dickpics is a mark enabler
>>675179460
Post it here asap
>>675179084
Go back to tumblr faggot
>>675177385
Newfag must have finally figured out what NEET means. Has to say it in every post he makes. Good you for newfag, good for you!
>>675179460
post here? or do reddit and post link
>>675179460
>>675177385
why are you assaulting your dick
Fucking /b/ little dick niggers
>>675178959
Hey man, fuck you.
>>675179571
go fuck ur mother asshurtcockwipe
>>675177385
Spiderman thread?
Spiderman thread.
righto, gonna post the screen caps asap, anons
>>675178613
Good story. You promised pic of the board
>>675179185
Well, you got the traps dick down.
Mark is probably on /b/ now but is too busy being knee deep in a fur thread that he'll never see this
>>675178484
I gotchu fam
>>675179084
There is literally nothing to do with his opinion and being a jew, mark
>contribution
>>675179910
kek
>>675179855
Don't encourage him
Also, check'd
Thread of NEETS
NNNNNNNN3EE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEËTSSS!!!!111!!!!
Bumperino
>>675180066
checked some more
Dickidiot is bumping this and isn't even realizing it
>>675179910
>be on /b/
>see best of /b/ thread
>mfw it's me and I'm too busy waxing my carrot to werewolves to care
>>675179804
>>675178829
there it is
where should i post the screencaps on reddit?
Where is the screencap guys?
>>675180393
Post it here bro
>>675177385
Nigger why do you jack off with gang signs?
>>675180393
here plzzzzz
>>675180276
>'Mark was obsessed with horse dick, and nothing but horse dick. He would engage in fur threads'
>>675180503
kek
OP, just another reminder that you are not a faggot.
Thank you for your greentext.
Low life dependants.
Lil NEET fucks
im not tech savvy at all so i have the screen caps as 8 different png files
>>675180376
Sorry, missed it thanks.
>>675180393
>>675173046
>FFVIIvictorymusic.mp3
my sides
>>675180646
thank god you selected the green text
it doesnt appear otherwise. also i work in it do you need a tip to make your computer much faster?
>>675180858
i'll pass on taking computer helping tips from /b/ anons, im not gonna be deleting system32 or some shit, if you want a tip then you can give it
>>675180858
Yeah don't use fucking Firefox!
>>675172120
Dude, tards have unhindered, almost superhuman strength since they never learn to hold back.
Screenshots entire page
Jesus
Fucking neet
>>675180858
ahh leave him alone. You can't fix autism
>>675176520
>He's a chromosome too many
Holy fuck anon my sides
>>675181039
They get stronger with less chromosomes
i suck at computers i fucking apologize
>does this go on reddit
>>675181295
im a newfag, i dont know shit about where to put shit
Include me in the screen cap when you post it on r/4chan
Another anon posted it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4bf2rl/anon_tells_the_story_of_mark_the_tard/
>>675167111
>>675181266
Just stop posting NEET
>>675181380
Thanks
>>675181480
Did you just learn the term 'NEET' today or something?
>>675181480
get a different insult pal
>>675181665
evidently, he also learned that penises exist today
>>675181026
>being this stupid
system32 is the root folder of the mp3 format which is necessary for the monitor to synchronize the operating system. your shortcut will never execute properly with all the .txt files that windows puts on your computer that you dont need. delete system 64 and you will never need to pay for another motherboard again.
>>675181082
>be dickposter
>be complete hopeless borderline marktistic
>see glorious thread
>thiswillshowthem.bmp
>reveal my tiny peen to the world
>yeahimreallyshowingthem.jpg
>continue to show peen
>how did I get THIS GOOD at trolling
>/b/ will live in constant fear
>noticemebeforeIdoublevodkashotswithableachmixer.gif
>>675181665
No.
It's just that this thread is rife with NEETS. Like yourself for that matter.
>>675181928
>be complete hopeless borderline marktistic
Kek
>>675181082
Guys keep the thread alive, im making a better screenshot
Its gonna be one of those threads which will be screenshotted and saved, the type of thread normies look on to google images and shit tier youtubers talking about it, but this thread is LEGENDARY
>>675182352
it better be a really fucking interesting screenshot because this thread is terminal right now
Where are the full screen caps?
Probably the funniest story I've read on /b to this day hahahahahahaha. Choice of words was fantastic!
Well guys, hope you liked my stories. Just got back from eating a sandwich and taking a massive shit, so I'm gonna give my final words. It's been a pleasure to type this all up for ya, and i think it's important to understand that while Marksman Mark is a legitimate abomination, he can also be a state of mind. My bruises and broken bones will hopefully serve as a warning that every tard has the possibility to become Mark. Good luck /b/ros
>>675182549
/thread
god bless, OP.
>>675182531
somebody on reddit did it,
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4bf2rl/anon_tells_the_story_of_mark_the_tard/
yep, the thread was really good, but now it's not interesting, abandon ship
>>675182549
thanks /b/ro
>>675182456
settle down newfag
