Poorly described games thread. Last o e ended before anyone guessed my last one.
>eat pizza
>Get impaled a lot, doesn't hurt
>This party's gettin crazy!
>Sweet dreams!
>SSStylish!
>>675247514
Devil may cry
>Friends get eaten
>you nearly get eaten
>save girl
>club
>Get face cut
>Be a whiny bitch
>Edgelord outfit
>Blonde guy w Tyson tat
>>675247836
God hand?
>Get on train
>Bonnie
>Mountain Lions
>Mexico sucks
>Die
>>675248152
Nah
>>675247514
>tedious activities
>big fucking eye
>tedious activities
>big fucking worm/brain
>tedious activities
>spooky scary skeletons
>tedious activities
>whatthefuckisthat.png
>where did these guys come from
>tedious activities
>fucking ROBOTS
>welcome to the jungle
>rekt by a beautiful plant
>we need to go deeper
>die a few million times
>what are these guys doing at the dungeon
>ayy lmao
>die a few million more times
>kill the moon
>still haven't even done half of what you can do in this game
>>675247807
No clue system?
>>675248235
RDR?
>like silent hill
>but you're adequately armed
>and in space
>>675248410
dead space
>>675248290
Dead Space 3?
>>675248290
I mean, this is obviously Majora's Mask.
>>675247514
>run around
>make shit
>regret buying the game
>autistic fanbase
>>675248393
Yo soy John Marston!
>>675248537
Ha, Minecraft. Or Terraria. Same shit game, different titles.
>>675248537
Minecraft
>>675248537
Minecraft
>4
>1 vag
>annoyingrobot.gif
>AAAAANDOPEN
>>675248579
No, yo soy John Marston!
>>675248537
Minecraft
>>675248537
>paying for meinkampf
>>675248665
Borderlands 2.
Ps2 or Xbox
Mars
Aliens come out
Scary as shit
Kill everything
>>675248775
Doom 3
>>675248290
Teraria
Year:1995 (1997)
SNES
Shit graphics even for snes
Stolen assets
Soundtrack is shit
Kill 1 billion people
>obscure head wearables
>New Zealandian, 3 stupid Americans, gay, nazi, communist, coward, an alcohol
>cheesepizza_green_releasecanditate5
>>675249087
TF2
>>675247836
Final Fantasy VIII
>Blonde kid
>Spooky mansion
>Use right analogue stick for combat
>>675249262
Correct
>>675249262
Sheeeeit, dis nigga. Dunno how the hell I missed that one.
>Be slave
>Get drunk
>Magical farts
>Lots of chanting
> "Yo, yu, yo yu, yo, yu"
>Everything will fucking kill you
>Use L2 for something that's usually a fucked up button combo
>Teleport
>Teleport
>Teleport
>Punch enemy through mountains
>>675249848
DragonBall Z Budokai or one of those?
>>675249288
Added hint: It's an OG Xbox game.
>>675249946
Yar.
>>675249827
Oddworld my nigg
>>675249848
dragon ball z ultimate tenkaichi?
that game was literally just a god of war QTE but pvp
>>675250091
Nah Budokai
>>675250075
Correct!
>Be clone
>Fuck you dad!
>Run away
>Everything after this is pointless
>Get stabbed by based older brother
>>675250349
>>675250433
I should probably go back and play that shit again now that I'm an adult. Didn't quite get everything that was going on at 9 or so.
>wear Santa hat
>use ass s to smash presents
>Scratch ass for idle animation
>>675250561
They have the remastered version out so play that shit its really damn good.
>Big ass blonde hair
>Carry a large ass weapon
>Friends are all in hell
>Rock out anyway
>Wake up
>Suddenly has psychic powers
>Play a bit
>Can now control people
>Make everyone suicide
>its like pokemon, but with niggers instead
>leader of the niggers has a cool hat, gives the other nignogs cool hats
>oshitniggerswhatareyoudoing
>butterfly effect, but niggers
>analogsticksarecoolnow.png
>>675251037
Infamous?
>>675250873
Metroid
>listen to music
>get epilepsy
>wife helps
>still play
>right wrist hurts
>shit go to hospital
>wrist broken
>fml
>cant play for weeks
>still play
>shit wrist hurts again
>ignore
>fingers on the left hand hurt
>ignore for 3 days
>cant move fingers
>go to hospital
>tendons strained
>cant use left hand for weeks
>fuck that
>still play
>wife leaves because addiction
>still play
>get epilepsy again
>none to help now
>die
>should of bought tablet
>>675251759
Nope.
Hint: Sunglasses, music is a projectile weapon.
>>675251855
This sounds like a terrible Guitar Hero addiction, or masturbation... not sure
>>675251646
Nah, It was an old ps2 game.
>>675252002
Neither
>get born
>dad fucks off
>butimnotblackwtf.jpeg
>find dad
>help dad make pool pump
>dad dies
>pool's closed muthafuka
>get help from aluminium brothers
>take back pool pump
>shoot the weather in the face
>mfw pool's open but i'm ded
>>675251855
kekd
>>675251855
osu
>>675252857
Fallout 3 ezpz
>disproportionate prince steals shit to make the universes primary light sources because daddy issues
>>675253480
Katamari
>>675253142
Right on the money
>>675253480
Fable 3
>>675251233
>next hint: Life is cookies
>>675253529
yus
>stay frosty
>stay alive
>Blow through puzzles that a slightly different but increasingly difficult
>>675255548
>>675255779
kek
>>675255770
nobody said "describe video games as a whole"
>>675249034
hong kong 97
>>675249288
Grabbed by the ghoulies
>deep philosophical discussion about what it means to be human and conscious
>actually just solving puzzles to collect tetris blocks
>indie
>autistic as fuck
>>675247514
>beta faggot gets owned and his gf kidnapped
>beta faggot now beta faggot with augs
>psycho cunt
>gets butthurt over her sister figure
>ruins everything
>gets rekt by a cyber demon
>not released yet
>>675255870
Good point, perhaps it should be rephrased
>*Blow* through the exact same fucking puzzle over and over with slightly different but increasingly complex rules.
>>675256092
I never asked for this simulator.
>>675256092
Deus Ex Human Revolution
>be kid
>have rat
>machine
>aw shit
>iron prison for 2 years
>get gun
>gun is more gun
>gta that shit
>be demon
>you save you to be you in past future and relive all of this
>shitty space shooter
>press start
>get rekt in literally one second
>>675250370
afro samurai
Gonna dump this here. Enjoy /b/ OP is not a fag :) https://www.dropbox.com/s/si4qgdyupftbuxt/22.3.16.rar?dl=1 8
>>675256409
nobody is going to get this because the game is more then 5 years old
>Nigger Simulator 2004
>>675255978
The Talos Principle.
>>675256409
Jak 2?
>>675256409
>>675256548
Jak 2. Faggot
>>675256155
The Witness
>didn't even announced yet
>i know everything about it
>>675256696
>>675256687
i thought b was for lil kids
>>675256001
FNAF
>>675248290
Terraria
>on holiday
>shit goes down
>fucking pirates
>holy shit you're actually a gun master
>fuck up the pirates
>save friendos
>fuck up more pirates
>act like a pirate to fuck up lead pirate
>kill lead pirate
>don't bang gf cause you're a faggot
>slit gf's throat to get the ghetto booty
>be nigger
>steal a bike
>>675257161
Farcry 3, the best of all.
>>675256593
>>675256703
Correct
>>675257300
das it
>autist goes nuclear on flatchest
>flatchest kills him
>she wishes punishment
>autist comes back from the dead to torture her
>flatchest gets massive orgasms from the torture and begs him to destroy her pussy
>pussy gets destroyed
>faggot roach and his trap girlfriend saves her
>stranded alone in city
>awesome soundtrack
>future
>hugely underrated
>>675251233
>last hint: gadgets include noncopyright infringing lightsaber, time travel butterfly net, kayak oar that doubles as a helicopter blade, and a slingshot that fires rockets sometimes
>>675251233
ape escape?
>>675257606
I love you anon, ty
>>675256001
thats a no-brainer
five nights at freddy's
>you're dead but actually not
>escape prison
>kill various dead assholes
>aquire big ass cone
>kill 3 particular assholes and 1 OG
>light that cone :^)
>press L2 then R1
>repeat
>win
>become dark man
>>675257492
bump
>>675257674
used to play that shit on ps2 yearrsssss ago
>>675257520
hint: middle game in a series still going, but under a different company
>start by killing werewolves
>end by killing gods
>>675257803
Dark Souls
>>675247514
Deadpool...fag
>>675257161
Far Cry 3
>>675257260
GTA San Andreas>>675257803
Dark Souls
>kid with cap
>helpful bee
>amazing dialogues
>hey hey get your dirty hands off my car
>guy named like shit
>group tries to find stones
>hey hey get your dirty hands off my car
>>675258068
indeed
>pick up gun
>shoot like a master
>fuckyes.jpg
>GETUPONTHEHYDRASBACK
>>675258177
superhot?
>>675247514
Reactor online
Sensors online.
Weapons online
All systems nominal.
>>675258305
Nope
>>675249034
Hong Kong 97
>>675257993
Bloodborne?
>>675258295
God of War
>omg these games suck it's the same game every year
>omg this new game sucks they changed something
>place stuff down
>see if it works
>>675258536
You bet your sweet ass it is.
>>675258582
Fifa
>play music
>get votes
>obtain decibels for currency
>buy shit for your rooms
>>675258564
Nupe.
>>675258666
nice trips
also yes
>Spend 90 hours taming prehistoric creatures
>lose everything while sleeping due to Chinamen
>>675258944
ARK?
>>675259002
You got it! Fuck that game.
>>675258697
Kingdom Hearts I played the shit outta that game
>in a rowboat
>get to lighthouse
>its a fuckin rocketship
>holyfuck.jpeg
>basically olympus
>christian fags everywhere
>you're apparently devil
>ohshit.gif
>find grill
>"come with me"
>"k"
>run from massive fucking bird thing
>*boring combat*
>run from christian fags
>*more boring combat*
>realisation that grill is related to you
>*flashbacks*
>dimension travel is a thing
>"this world isn't any better"
>*more dimension travel*
>i forgot this part?
>flashback to fork is dimensions
>kys
>world is better place now
>>675258582
Cod
>>675259098
Fuck yeah!
>red haired dude
>heads out saving the world
>marries green haired bitch
>omgwarlordsofhell
>flies to flying island to kill those nasty fuckers
>>675248290
lol bloodborne
dont know what robot you're talking about tho
>>675259167
Bioshock: Infinite Bullshit.
>>675258295
Kingdom Hearts
>ball of purple fuzz
>rescue smaller fuzzes of varying color
>puzzles
>>675248665
borderlands
>>675248719
not borderlands 2
>>675259257
Bioshock: What The Fuck Happened
yes
>start colony
>expand
>maintain
>die in so many different ways
>>675248290
Definitely Terraria.
>accelerate
>jump platforms
>planets
>fall off and die or hit an edge and explode
>come to asian holiday land
>shoot everything
>blow everything up
>kill baby man
>even though story is over still play for 500 hours blowing up more shit
>grind creeps
>grind creeps
>grind creeps
>realise crafting to this game is barely even a mechanic
>realise game has no goal except for grinding creeps
>delete
>>675258164
Earthbound
>>675259590
fotonica?
>>675259650
league of cancer
>>675259167
bioshock infininnitii
>>675255957
fuck yea, that game kicked ass.
>>675259717
nope!
Hint: DOS
>>675259642
just cause
>>675259650
wow?
>have your own thing
>thing is kill
>no money no ride
>cops give you job
>something wrong
>run whole game
>it was aliens all along
>>675259379
It fits 2 as well though, unless you count the DLC characters.
>>675259784
>crafting
>>675259899
like wow but isnt
>>675259650
hint: it has something to do with minecraft
warning: lots of slicing and dicing
>in security company
>baddies attack
>ohshit.png
>slice'n'dice
>big robot
>slice'n'dice
>metal dog
>slice'n'dice
>french bitch
>slice'n'dice
>tank thing
>slice'n'dice
>mr memes
>slice'n'dice
>turtle whoring bitch
>slice'n'dice
>quick sam
>slice'n'dice
>really big robot
>slice'n'dice
>basically Donald Trump
>try to slice'n'dice many times and fail many times till win
>>675260592
metal gear rising
>>675260592
Slice'n'Dice Simulator 2014
>>675260746
righto
>>675259650
Minecraft nigga
>Jason!
>>675256429
Dust?
>>675259369
Pikmin?
>>675259542
Banished
>Be red man
>a man approaches me and chants stupid nothings
> i am now blue
>your rival fucks you up
>you cuck your rival in return
>>675248537
fallout 4
>Ink everywhere
>Not the one you just thought of
>>675251037
second sight?
>>675261267
Splatoon?
>>675261137
Outland?
>>675261267
That fucking Swan game
>Start out naked
>Why am naked?
>Search for civilisation
>Every update makes search harder
>Now fucking bears
>Find house
>All doors locked
>Why all doors locked?
>Break door down
>Spend all day busting open gun safe
>Night time
>Wtf is that?
>Pack of dogs
>Die
>>675261341
Nah, but it's similar.
>go to weird town in ass end of nowhere
>weird monster things keep spiting at me
>giant triangle keeps stabbing my grill
>go to a hotel for nostalgia
>mfw doge was behind it all
>>675261945
Silent Hill fucking something.
>>675261398
Nay
>>675261945
Silent Hill 2 (Ufo Ending)
>>675261945
ye silent hill 2
>>675262121
Mostly Correct, Silent Hill 2
>>675262543
Mostly Correct, (Dog Ending)
>>675248410
Alien isolation?
>Tv crew
>Goddamn it's dark I can't do anything
>max brightness
>Goddamn it's dark I can't see anything
>flashing red blue and white lights
>Get shot
Fuck this game.
>>675263073
GTA5?