Adventure thread.
Every 2 turns a random event occurs
Every 3 turns day/night cycle occurs
Dubs choose what happens
(must be reasonable)
Trips triggers good random event & chooses.
Now help Bob.
Pick up rocks
Drown yourself w/ the shark
>>676085420
420 Chek'd
Kick tree
Jump into space
Crush own head with rock.
>>676086900
/thred
Bob crushes his head with the rock.
Bob loses part of his brain to feel emotion.
Bob is bleeding.
Crush head with rock again.
Start jerking off
>>676087700
pray to Talos to save him
Milks his prostate
Patch yourself up and start work on a hut
>>676088626
Roll
Find iron man suit
>>676088666
God Damn i always get satanics
>>676087700
Swim towards the shark
>>676088666
A rescue plane lands on the beach and rescues bob.
Drown self until undeniably dead.
eat grass, put grass up bum
>>676088666
Trops cheekd
>>676089076
Sit under tree and suck own dick.
>>676088666
Satanic trips checked
bob finds a medkit
A cute girl finds him in the island
Bob unrocks
use blood from head as lube to masturbate
Fuck a fish
>>676089358
Roll
jump off of tree headfirst into the ground
>>676089655
Dont do this
captain knuckles and bubby come to take you to candy island
>>676089593
rolling
Bob starts working on a hit by cutting wood w/ the rock
The shark comes out of the water
>>676089877
Dubs fucker. If we don't have rules we're no better than the niggers. Now fuck that fish bob.
Where you at op
>>676090364
masturbate the shark
headbutt shark on the eyes
>>676089211
Wasted dubs
>>676090364
Praise the shark for it is an obvious sign of God
>>676090560
Rollaid
feed the shark his dick
>>676089655
>>676089877
OP here. These dubs cancel out.
>>676090560
this but cease production on the hut and build a Shrine for the shark
use head blood as lube for shark penis(es)
>>676089899
we have dubs here
>>676090498
rollin, they hatin
he ties his dick around the top of the tree and jumps off, then he swings to build up speed and rips off of his dick to land a flying kick to the sharks head
>>676090364
Fuck the sharks mouth with the tree!
>>676090944
Here's our dubs now people stay patient until op finished next panel. Let's not overwhelm him
Bob cuts of his dick.
>>676091138
Fuckin fuck the fuckin sharks fuckin mouth with the fuckin tree
>>676089899
Bob starts wankin it w/ his head's blood
Shark is creeped & starts to leave.
It is now night
Bumping with art
>>676091822
Run at the shark while you cum
>>676089899
>>676090944
OP here. Both same, so only did one.
>>676091822
hit dick off with a rock and jump off tree to get more momentum to throw severed dick at the ground as hard as possible
>>676091971
Roll
cum on shark. assert dominance.
put grass in butthole and then crabwalk butthole first at the shark
>>676092489
Lol this
>>676092684
Please
>>676092561
reroll
>>676092489
God Dammit come on
>>676092489
rerollin
throw a rock as high as he can
>>676092489
Roll
clings upsidedown on the tree and headbutt ground as hard as possible
Maintain eye contact with shark as you finger your ass
>>676093365
Roll
sucks water into mouth and spits it on the shark
>>676093403
Reroll
>>676093463
I give up, how about just scream at a rock while you cum
do a triple blackflip off the tree and cum in the sharks mouth
>>676093619
Scream at the tree
>>676093676
At the fucking shark then
>>676093744
God fucking dam finally
jump on and thrust into the shark as hard as possible
Bump with randomness
>>676093877
Winrar
You yell at the shark as it vanishes completely.
Crab appears.
>>676094196
Mine was first
>>676093744
SHIT ON THE CRAB
>>676094541
reroll
say fuck it and play civ v with brave new world expansion
>>676094437
Tell crab it needs to stop invading your personal space because the fact that it married your mom doesn't make it your real fucking dad and its an asshole jerry fuck you
rip off crabs claws and put one in each ear
throw crab as high as possible
>>676094703
reroll
kick crab
use crab claw to circumsize himself and then wear the foreskin like a ring
>>676094992
rerolll
>>676094703
rolling for
Do something productive
Worship Allah by violently blaming the Jews for 9/11 via humping the palm tree
crack open the crab and eat it raw
>>676094703
pls
Blame your loneliness on the crab
>>676094437
You teach it to breakdance.
>>676095300
winrar
>>676095300
But you eat it raw thinking you can become the crab (because of brain injury). Bob throws up in ocean
>>676093877
It is now day.
Bob chases after the shark and thrust it in.
Finds some rope. Climbs the tree, ties one end to the top branch and other end to his penis. Jumps off tree and swings from cock.
hold shark gills shut, killing shark. climb inside shark.
>>676096009
Magical spell makes you turn into shark, marry shark you just fucked
>>676095695
you damaged the part of your brain that feels emotions that doesn't affect your cognitive abilities only your ability to cry because she left you and your mom kicked you out because you lost your job and you just don't get why she left you and you think about killing yourself every night because you can't stop thinking about her beautiful blue eyes
fucking kill me
More sharks come.
Massive shark orgy
>>676095300
Bob returns to the island and starts eating the crab
A plane is flying over the island
>>676096333
Chekd, good random event comin
>>676097118
kill plane
>>676097118
throw crab and self at plane
>>676097118
try shooting down the plane with your cum
>>676097730
Roll
>>676097118
make a poopy
>>676097776
Off by one, roll again.
>>676097730
two rocks
now one
w-wh-what???
>>676097730
roll
>>676097118
pray for it to be a qt3.14 trap pilot while screaming for help
>>676096333
Bob turns into a shark after eating the magical crab
Bob proposes to the other shark and gets merried
The plane connects cables to you both to take you back home
>>676097118
eat as much sand as possible
>>676096333
Bob turns into a shark after eating the magical crab
Bob proposes to the other shark and gets merried
The plane connects cables to you both to take you back home.
>>676098144
Wasted dubs
>>676099033
wasted dubs
