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Sup /b/

I have a question for you.
4 years ago i had to put my dog to sleep and after that i buried her in my garden. Now i want to dig her up so that i can use her skull as a token of remembrance of some sort.
So the question is, do you think after 4 years there will be no flesh on her bones so that it won't stink and i won't have to clean them somehow?
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Should be gone! I do taxidermy. Go ahead and dig her up.
Post pics.
I'll post pics of my flesh eating beetles too.
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>>676213150
Yes it's gonna be fresh clean, not a single bacteria/maggot/remains of flesh and the skull will be white as a cloud.
Are you really that stupid ?
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next time an animal dies you should bury it in an anthill
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the only thing left is some skin maybe.
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>>676213283
If you post dank flesh eating beetles I'll post my hedgehogs.
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>>676213283
Show beetle pls
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>>676213524
Bought them a few years back. They breed like crazy.
Does this need to be timestamped?
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>>676213150
Find out and take pics of course.
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>>676213625
will a rare pepe do?
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>>676213843
Sure
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>>676213791
timestamp requested, but not necessary
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Depending on the soil composition, moisture levels, ect, it could still have tissue but assuming it's just average ground then it should be mostly/all gone. From what I know, decomposition takes up to a year. Of course you'd have to clean the bones from soil and stuff (possibly small amounts of tissue) and I don't think it should smell bad.
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>>676213630
show dick plox
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>>676213283
>>676213791
>>676213980
Post pic of you cumming on beetles
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Beetle anon here
General animal rotting thread?
A few days back a baby calf died. I let it rot to take its bones.
This is what's left
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No. Stop with the Jeffrey Dahmer shut. Next thing you know you want a human skull and we know there's only one way for that
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>>676213791
>>676213980
We doin time stamps?
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>>676213150
Even if it isn't gone, put it on top of an ant hill and they'll have it clean within a week.
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>>676213150
What's happening in OP's image?
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>>676214472
human skull is to spooky for me plus it would be illegal so no worries
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>>676213980
give me those hedgehogs
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>>676214201
>this
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Boil in bleach, will come out white a sheet and clean.
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>>676214693
dude got into a fight while wearing braces
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Beetles were sleeping.
Should I feed them?
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pretty sure the bones would be gone too if its been buried for 4 years without any form of preservation
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>>676214984
cum in beetle pit, record them feeding
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>>676213980
were are the hedgehogs you ass?
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>>676214984
Sure, but what are you gonna feed them?
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I'd like to own a human skull. Anyone know how I could legally get one? I think it would be a cool decorative piece and I talk to myself a lot, so I guess I could talk to that.
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>>676215182
I'm slowly going
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>>676215205
>>676215137
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>>676215137>>676214439
More dead things I have. Dogs killed it.
Too big to be eaten by beetles
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>>676215302
egselend :--DDDDDD
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>>676215250
i think you can buy one but theyre kind of expensive for obvious reasons

well heres a site for ya, knock yourself out http://www.skullsunlimited.com/record_family.php?id=227
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>>676215205
Ham most likely. Also collection or dead things.
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>>676214201
>>676214984
>>676215137
rolling for beetle cum cums
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I have something similar.
4-5 years ago my went hunting we live in florida so the feral boar problem is so bad their hunting season is year round. So he shot this fucker and cut off his head.
We burried him in my yard
Soon were gonna retrieve the tusks and make necklaces
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>>676213150
That pic is like one of my worst fears

Do they just put the teeth back in the sockets? Would that heal?
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>>676215632
Femanon tho
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>>676215542
Thanks anon. If I buy one I'll name it anon-kun after you.
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>>676215963
Ohshitwut
Want proof
Doesn't gotta be tits tho
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Dead thing
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>>676214201
beeeeetlebeetlebeetlebeetlebeetlecums
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>>676216273
name it joey slapp. write that name on the forehead with chalk
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>>676215963
Don't let that stop you, faggot -- figure something out.

Get your bf or your dad to cum on them or something. Not that complicated. Christ.
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>>676216295
yes it does wtf virgin fag
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>>676215943
Not really, it works somehow when you're a kid but when you're older once you tear up the blood vessles it's pretty much impossible to fix it
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>>676216295
Can I give instagram name?
I'm a little busy w family rn.
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>>676213150

you buried an ALIVE sleeping dog ?!?!
what a retard.
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>>676216416
Will do
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hedgehogs incoming
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>>676216786
I_was_just_pretending_to_be_retarded.txt
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>>676216786
Not sure if trolling or autistic. Knowing this site, I'd place my bets on the latter.
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>>676216786
Yeah, it's pretty common where i live.
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water bottle yo
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>>676217036
Lovely hedgehogs anon.
Want to send them to me when they die?
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>>676217036
albino hedgehog
cool!
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>>676213791
How many do you have and that's a lot of meat, do they eat all of it?

Pretty awesome though
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>>676216664
Sure
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>>676216786
He did not fucking say the dog was alive. He obviously means put down = put to sleep
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>>676217328
Where do you live? I'm out west, lots of critters. I can get you rare stuff if you've got the $$$ happy to pick up a hunting license too
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>>676217328
>>676217792

I'll even trap for you
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Instagram is blank_field.
If further proof is required I will post deer jaws
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>>676217328
I'm gonna try and make hedgehog gloves when they die
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>>676215548
What's in the jars?
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>>676217792
I live in florida.
Are the animals legal? And yeah money wouldn't be a problem.
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>>676218068
yeah we're a big hunting state, greater than 80% of our land here is property of Bureau of Land Management, we just opened up hunting for Wolves etc.
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>>676214201
sometimes i'm reminded that this is, in fact, /b/
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roasting in epik bred
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>>676217659
I used to have about 4000. Until my father accidentally killed them.
Now I have about 250. And they usually tear right through meat. They can eat a lot. They ate all the meat off of this.
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>>676217879
Cute, chubby, like memes, and is into weird stuff. Nice.
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>>676218068
>>676218273

gimme a contact email we can chat further, I live in the reddest state in the union and I can get you plenty of great stuff out here.
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>>676218068
>>676218273
>>676218458
i'd even be happy to overnight it packed in dry ice so you can do all the taxidermy yourself
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>>676218458
Want to message me on my instagram and we can take it from there?
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>>676218068
>>676218617

assuming that's legal
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>>676218710
ok
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>>676213150
Should just be dirt hair and bones by now.
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>>676217267
>>676217036
>>676217643
yessssss
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>>676213150
You are too late you should have cleaned the skin off and buried it for a max of 7 days then cleaned it with flesh eating Chems. Now it is too far gone to dig it up
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>>676218828
how fast can these things go
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recent episode of Judge John Hodgman covers this exaxt topic
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>>676214439
>few days
>rotting
confirmed for lying faggot
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>>676218891
what do you mean by too far gone?
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>>676216295
tits or gtfo you silly whore
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>>676219314
I let it rot for a few weeks.
Not lying. Believe what you want though. I'd timestamp the bones but they smell like shit.
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>>676219479
>a few days back a baby calf died
>i let it rot for a few weeks
pick one
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>>676218762
>>676218716
>>676218710

i have to install the goddamn app to send a direct message

fuck web4.0
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>>676219746
Shit I'm sorry. Didn't mean to make it so difficult
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>>676219667
Typo on my part.
Sorry. It was a few weeks back
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Sexy
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>>676219047
well let's just say they can't go slow
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>>676217137
haha knowing this site it will be an autistic troll
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>>676215963
Kassandra?
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>>676221135
Ahhaha no not Cassandra
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Is op Gonna post pics of dog?
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>>676221451
I knew I chick that was into this sort of thing has a taxidermy businesses with her BF they have some neat stuff
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So is someone going to cum on their beetles or what?

I'm at half-mast now and I'd like to complete my fetish before the end of tonight.
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