Help!
I accidentally stepped on a bumble bee.
She can move her front legs and antenai but all her back legs won't move. I'm hoping it is just shock and she will pull through. I put her in a little tuperware with a dab of honey and water.
I named her Beeatrice, because my brain is cruel enough to make me name a creature that will most likely die.
I know b/ isn't known for kindness, but I want to help the poor thing and I couldn't find anything on the internet for care or aid for bumble bees.
She's sucking up the honey and I don't want to kill her until I know for sure she won't recover.
Call me a sucker, but I have a big soft spot for bugs.
nah dude. Beeatrice is done for.
put it on your dick
>>676988116
Rolling for been on dick
>>676987452
I would suggest fully submerging her in water for a quick and painless death.
>>676987452
>>676988116
>>676988301
rolling for bee in dick or gtfo
>>676987452
hows the water/honey ratio OP , had a similair situation and my bumble ended up smothering herself and dying
Bees make honey not eat it dip tard
>>676987452
I just visited a bee website and read that if you boil some water and dump it on a wounded bee, alot of the time they bounce right back. I would try that.
>>676987452
if dubs you must cum on the bee
>>676987452
just kill it and end it's suffering man what's wrong with you >:(
>>676987452
Put sugar in some room temperature water: Its easier for her to feed from than sugar. Make sure the water is clean.
Ignore any of /b/'s advice to kill beeatrice. She's trying her hardest and she's all tuckered out.
Beekeeper here. Best to kill it. If it's that hurt it is going to die anyways. If it were to get back to the hive the other bees might kill it/not let it back in if they find that it's Burt and going to die.
>>676987452
You permanently damaged it.
What you have to do is end its suffering, quickly.
>>676987452
It's a fucking Bee OP. Grow up and quit being a little bitch
>back to Tumblr
>>676988628
Why do you think they make honey? So you can put it on toast? It's their food stores you fucking retard
You just crushed the fucker's body, her head and front legs are moving out of pain and agony. You cannot care for it, only extend the amount of time it takes the poor girl to slowly suffer to death. Either drop something heavy on it, or drop it in boiling water to kill it quick and painlessly. You aren't helping it, you're only hurting her more at this point.
>>676987452
let it sting you so it gets scared and flies off
>>676988582
I added a drop of water and then dabbed it with a paper towel to keep it at a equal ratio.
>>676989499
It is decided.
Deliver, OP.
Want to be merciful? Put it in the froster. It will die painlessly.
A bee being an exoskeletal animal has what are called distributed neural clusters, rather than one "true" brain, with most of the heavy work being done up front and the others being the equivalent of muscle memory.
She seems bad now but her motion will come back in a few days. Just keep feeding her, keep her warm and lit and get some flowers so she has something to do.
Her flight should be back depending on how you stood on her within about 2 to 3 days, given the SoeGnG/Oseophagaeal and the 3Gngth and 7thGng nerves are so young that they're still practically stem-cells given bees only live for about two to three months or so. As such they heal up super fast.
*sigh* no I am not going to put it on my dick.
Don't do it.
>>676987452
I love bugs too but dude you need to get her face out of the honey, making it difficult for her to breathe.
She'll be fine.
>>676988403
How is drowning painless? I was going to stomp on her. 2 seconds, boom dead.
Get her some sugar water, in a spoon. Honey on the proboscis interferes with respiration.
>>676988811
Gee willickers thanks a bunch!
nut on beeatrice
>>676989845
>>676989861
Kill it with fire.
>>676989997
She'll heal. Their bodies are super resilient, they just need time. They're not like us: Because they're exoskeletal, their nerves are a gellatine cluster of cells, not like fibre like ours are. As a result they don't rip or tear, they just bruise and the bruise seals off the clusters of nerves. When the swelling goes down, they reconnect and she'll be able to fly again.
>>676989946
Kill the bee. Nobody cares about bees anyways.
>>676990222
TRIPS CONFIRM
BEEATRICE ON DICK OP
>>676989946
Don't you mean she'll BEE fine?
>why was I born
>>676987452
Shoulda named it Beever, now it'll probably die for sure
>>676987452
Is it only honey? Try giving her some water with sugar in it. (Google how much water/sugar.)
Apparently that gives them a boost. :)
I absolutely love bumblebees.
>all of the retarded edgelords itt
>>676988993
She tried to crawl away. Which showed me she desired to flee the predator and live. As log as she diesired to live, to wanted to try something since I caused it. When given food she sucked it up to gain nutrients to heal. If nothing else, I owed her a last meal.
>>676990326
This.
>>676990658
This this.
>>676989023
Got it thank you and thanks for having faith in her.
Part of why I don't want to kill her is the fact bees are getting rarer and rarer.
>>676989023
Stop posting these disgusting lolis.
OP NIGGER GIVE IT SOME SUGAR WATER AND LET IT REST
>>676990222
Trips confirm. Do it before you kill her OP.
>>676990731
You can just get honey from the store.
>>676987452
that a carpenter bee
>>676990768
Agreed with the advice for sugar water, honey might do more harm than good. Keep it in a box or something at a good temp for bees and dont step on it again. You are the hero /b/ needs. Dont give up on beeatrice! also post pics of recovery
>>676990768
As is men with an actual pair of balls who don't cry like bitches over one dying bee.
Kill her OP and stop wasting everyone's time with this pointless thread.
Step in it again, OP.
End it's suffering.
Maybe on their afterlife they would be a cute panda or a very successful human.
Who would want to be a gross bee?
For fucks sake OP!! We're pleading for you to have mercy on her!! Why are torturing her by not giving her sugrwater????
Wait till she dies, THEN SAVE YOUR BEEATRICE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL DANTE
>>676987452
Same. If I find a spider in my apartment, I take it outside. Fuck roaches/insect vermin though
>>676987452
What?! You're going to kill her with that Yankee pseudo-sugar food paste!
>>676991136
>wasting everyone's time
you being on 4chan shows how much better you got to do, faggot
>>676991136
>the edge
>>676991136
Did you know, that men needed to be manly, in the "stone" age, so that they could survive around the deadly animals? So they could attract females that wanted to be protected? There are no fucking animals in the streets, grow the fuck up, anon.
>>676991136
lol look at this nigger over here that thinks hes a tough guy. You are on a fucking anonymous message board posting your oppinion about a bee. Dont act like you are better than us ya faggot.
I vote to rename Beetrice Beever
>>676991451
>>676991399
>>676991488
>>676991490
Is that all you losers got? Lmao y'all pathetic.
>>676991399
kek
>>676991710
Id curbstomp you in the real virgin
>>676991710
Triggered
>>676991710
>>676991710
I'm a woman.
Why would i want to be manly, anyways?
>>676991710
shit bait.
>>676991490
Kek so true
>>676991710
>is that all you got
We have a genuine Master Baiter here
Rename her Justin Beeber
>>676991869
I'd like to see you try, you sissy bitch.
>>676991871
Nice try but no.
>>676991914
Tits or GTFO, no women on the internet.
>>676991915
I caught you with it.
I am a god tier troll. :^)
>>676992105
Lmfao youre probably socially awkward in the real, stop trying to act tought online virginboy
>>676992105
>>676992105
Nice bait.
Also, cock or gtfo.
>>676992105
That's "sissy Beetch" to you good sir
>>676989775
Will do. Jeezus, didn't realize they are super healers.
>>676991356
underrated top kek
Or Susan Bee Anthony is nice too
>>676992282
>thought
>>676992282
>>676992326
>>676992365
Keep taking my bait, bitches.
>>676987452
Good man, give'er sugar water. Sugar water is the bee's knee's!
#savethebee OP, bless your sweet heart.
>>676992760
Te voy a dar de hostias hasta que tu madre eche leche por las tetas hijo de la grandisima puta guiri de mierda come salchichas maricón de los cojones te voy a colgar de los ojos hasta que se te salgan y lleguen hasta aqui para que veas cómo le meten a tu puta madre 50 pollas por el culo. HIJO DE PUTA.Te voy a dar de hostias hasta que tu madre eche leche por las tetas hijo de la grandisima puta guiri de mierda come salchichas maricón de los cojones te voy a colgar de los ojos hasta que se te salgan y lleguen hasta aqui para que veas cómo le meten a tu puta madre 50 pollas por el culo. HIJO DE PUTA.Te voy a dar de hostias hasta que tu madre eche leche por las tetas hijo de la grandisima puta guiri de mierda come salchichas maricón de los cojones te voy a colgar de los ojos hasta que se te salgan y lleguen hasta aqui para que veas cómo le meten a tu puta madre 50 pollas por el culo. HIJO DE PUTA.Te voy a dar de hostias hasta que tu madre eche leche por las tetas hijo de la grandisima puta guiri de mierda come salchichas maricón de los cojones te voy a colgar de los ojos hasta que se te salgan y lleguen hasta aqui para que veas cómo le meten a tu puta madre 50 pollas por el culo. HIJO DE PUTA.Te voy a dar de hostias hasta que tu madre eche leche por las tetas hijo de la grandisima puta guiri de mierda come salchichas maricón de los cojones te voy a colgar de los ojos hasta que se te salgan y lleguen hasta aqui para que veas cómo le meten a tu puta madre 50 pollas por el culo. HIJO DE PUTA.Te voy a dar de hostias hasta que tu madre eche leche por las tetas hijo de la grandisima puta guiri de mierda come salchichas maricón de los cojones te voy a colgar de los ojos hasta que se te salgan y lleguen hasta aqui para que veas cómo le meten a tu puta madre 50 pollas por el culo. HIJO DE PUTA.
>>676992859
OP, you've been Beefriended
>>676989902
"The bumblebee breathes through spiracles, these are simply paired holes down the side of its body."
No need to worry about a mouth when you can breath through your skin.
>>676993027
Kek
>>676989023
Hnnng!
>>676993027
>>676987452
Why the fuck are you trying to keep it alive? It's a fucking bee and it doesn't even matter. Quit beating yourself up and being such a sensitive little bitch about something that doesn't matter. Put it out of it's misery already, bees die in nature so get over it.
>>676993282
This
>>676990070
Update, got her water and sugar.
>>676993332
That this.
>>676993027
>>676993353
post pics
>>676993440
Not this
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>>676993282
They are endangered you retard
>>676987452
The best information on this topic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKweqxWUC38
>>676993282
The point is there are less and less of them you double nigger. OP gives his 2 cents to save the bees.
>>676989485
Bees eat nectar, not honey, you retarded spaz. The larva eats the honey.
>>676993282
>"quit beeting yourself up and beeing such a sensative little bitch about something that doesn't matter"
Fixed it for you
>>676993649
>>676993807
So? Why should we give a shit? Go be a piece of shit liberal somewhere else.
Friendly reminder that you're on 4chan. Act like it.
>>676993617
You're right, just one of those this
>>676993985
Because without bees we ALL would starve?
>beeing this ignorant
>>676993649
I don't fucking care, I got stung by one once. It's not like it's a thousand fucking bees it's only one. 1 fucking bee
>>676993985
>us 4channers amirite?
eat a dick, tryhard
>>676993960
My hero :-)
>>676991037
Where does the store get honey from?
>>676990222
I hate to disapoint yah trips, but there's a reason I can't.
>>676993985
So be a conformist faggot? I don't give a fuck about you, I do what I want. I don't care to impress any of you faggots, go beet of to your dad.
>>676994317
Then been on puss
>>676994317
pics or it didnt happeng
>>676993807
Get off of 4chan you liberal cunt. I don't fucking care about bees or if they're endangered.
>>676994195
I wish this wasnt b8
>>676994210
Technically you are correct
>>676987452
Thanks for the KEK
>>676994317
prove you don't have a dick
>>676994195
No we wouldn't. Go be a faggot somewhere else.
>>676994210
You eat a dick, since you're being a faggot.
>>676994365
>beef of to
Kek. Learn how to make a proper sentence before you try to insult someone, first grader.
How was daycare, you little kids?
>>676994644
Hows it taste?
>>676994195
not true, we would just have less vegetation on our plates. You're a fucking idiot.
>>676994756
Yes, because our meat doesn't eat veggies.
>beeing this ignorant
>>676994613
Yes
>>676994740
Your rage tastes amazing, keep it coming.
>>676993960
underrated post
>>676989861
2 in the ass
2 in the pussy
jerking 4 dudes off
and sucking one dick.
This bitch is total efficiency.
>>676994870
I'm an exterminator and I kill them all day erry day. Fuckin pests
I'd recommend asking on /an/. They're more the kind of people to ask.
>>676994756
No. Plants would survive just fine without bees. In fact most plants are never even touched by bees. They help pollinate plants but the difference without them (especially with modern farming practices) would not even be noticable.
>>676994195
>>676994644
i bet your acctually a retarded because you have never even touched a boob i bet
>>676994973
>>676995001
Thank you. You're doing good work.
>>676995028
You don't have to suck dick the way you did here. I agree /an/
>>676995155
I hope your /b/ee recovers and goes on its merry way. Bees are fucking cool. :)
>>676995139
>your
>i
Are you sure I'm the retard? You can't even form a proper sentence.
>>676995155
I bet ur pp doesnt even work jaja ur gay
>>676995001
You're a good man
>>676987452
I do too, so that's why if I ever accidentally step on a bug I just quickly step on it again to end the pain and suffering. There could be some cases though you could rehabilitate a bug from an injury
>>676995282
>Legit Autism
>>676995266
Checked
>>676987452
>>676987452
dude go get some friends and a tan you silly faggot
>>676993882
Is this autist serious? Bee keepers smoke the hive out which forces the bees to eat their honey. It calms them down and makes them more docile. Google next time faggot
>>676995001
Hopefully you'll get cancer from the chemicals, pest
Last update and pic of Beeatrice before I go.
Gave her sugar water and moved her head away from it. Set up a heat lamp set on a low gentle heat. Hopefully when she gets better, she won't fly out and sting the absolute shit out of me.
Will post pic in a few days of either a healthy bee, or a little bee sized grave if she doesn't improve.
Thank you a lot bee b/ros for giving me advice.
>>676995155
>>676994973
Ah, the endless cycle of twelve year olds trying to be real trolls.
"Lolol u are angry"
"No u mad"
"No ur the mad one lolol"
Back in my day trolls were inventive. You kids disappoint me.
>>676995307
I bet you don't even work, you illegal.
>>676995409
You're projecting really damn hard anon.
>>676995139
Learn how to spell, faggot.
>>676995565
i bet u dont even use a mac i bet u have a shitty single core computer
>>676995551
I trolled you hardcore with half the effort. Get ganked, faggot.
>>676995566
>still falling for the bait
Brain damage detected.
>>676987452
It's spelt "antennae". Hope this helps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcVGXhtXGoA
>>676995651
jaja yea right i bet your mom taught me how to spell when i put it in her vagine
>>676995409
Typing is derivative of spoken language, and texting is derivative of typing.
>common texting errors equal autistic
>>676994317
ez been in puss
https://youtu.be/mdaCGhYJDF4 I did the same thing, my dude. R.I.P. Barry
>>676995796
jaja yea right, i bet ur dad doesnt even half hare
>>676990262
no idea if this is true. sounds plausible tho. this.
>>676993027
>>676992760
staph fighting, you are on the internet, behave as the grown ass anons you are
This is a carpenter bee. Not a bumble bee.
Fun fact. The male doesn't have a stinger but it acts very territorial if you go near the nest. It usually hovers around the nest trying to protect it. They don't have hives like most bees do. They burrow into wood and lay a few eggs in the burrow tube they made.
>>676995549
Why haven't you just killed it already? I'll lmao if you update and say you got stung by it, they're nasty critters and it will probably want revenge because you stepped on it.
>>676987452
the dab of honey you just wasted on the bee is more honey than the bee will ever produce in its lifetime. congratulations you negated the work of hundreds of bees just because you caught feelings for exactly one dead one.
>>676995796
Not recognizing b8 equals legitimate autism. Sorry m8, but you literally have autism. Go get diagnosed if you don't belief me.
>>676993282
OP will make the difference for that bee
>>676995912
He doesn't. He's a burn victim.
>>676995537
Check the definition of pests mate
He helps more people then he interferes with...
>>676995972
This. You should've been listening OP. It won't give a shit if you save it. Bees are like niggers, it's gonna attack as soon as it gets the chance.
>>676996136
jaja i bet he got burned making meth fore you're mom
>>676987452
Nigga just killed a bee so he can copy that story with the dying mouse almost word for word, kys faggot
>>676991356
my sides pls
>>676995977
whoops sorry, I over-exaggerated. that dab of honey is almost exactly how much honey the bee produces in a life time. so you've doubled the loss to the ecosystem.
>>676995702
I'm not involved in this thread, just making an observation. It's a lot more satisfying to troll using something unique and original. You honestly should give it a go sometime, it's a lot more fun imo.
>>676996235
Well, close kind of? He's a chemist, chemical fire
>>676996367
kys is attempted murder, have fun sucking balls
>>676996235
Stfu already you fucking idiot
>>676996441
jaja yeah right, i bet ur mom is unique faggot
you just got rekt
does anyone have that one with the bee infested with some kind of mites/ticks?? I'm in real need for that one
>>676996540
jaja yeah right , i bet ur grandma is a fucking idiot
>>676996441
>still taking my bait
I'm not even trying and you're still replying, further proving my point of me being a god-tier troll.
Those fags you used to worship ain't got shit on me.
>>676996235
But, that's why I take so much offense to OP's stupid thread. Wish humans had the same concern for my father isthey do for fucking bees
>>676987452
bumble bees don't eat honey that would be a honeybee.
Kill the bee then kill yourself you nigger faggot
>>676996666
jaja satan is sending u a message i bet ur a faggot
>>676996635
Actually, she' fuckin retarded
>>676996461
mixtape still stuck, faggot?
>>676996742
Rolling for this.
>>676995549
Bees don't sting.
Wasps are the little fuckers. Bees lose their entire back end if they sting into human skin, this usually results in the bee losing half the body and dying.
Keep going OP, bees are cool. Wasps not so much, fuck wasps.
>>676996788
>>676996788
>>676996709
He should feed it bumbles, then
>>676996666
WITNESSED!
>>676996788
jaja i bet u cant even buy a mixtape because ur welfare cant pay for it nigger
Does anybody still have that gif of a bee being pulled apart with tweezers? Or the one with a hive being set on fire?
>>676996979
rekt
>>676996761
Technically, I love it in the ass, but only from traps
>>676987452
Alright dude, I'm gonna give it to you straight.
BUGS DON'T HEAL.
That's right. They don't heal. Ever. They just die from any injury. If you did somehow get her back to her hive, her sisters would eat her for raw materials to shit out a bee that wasn't broken. The only reason she's still moving at all and flailing like she was trying to live is that bugs are ALSO too stupid to realize they're injured. They just know "didn't work" -> "try more".
Kill the bee. It can't even be aware of its own predicament. The morality here is exactly the same as crushing an empty soda can.
>>676996640
Admitting that you're trolling someone instead of just playing with them until they leave... You're not god tier you fag
>>676995952
have all my upboats xDxXDSDXdDD
kys
>>676997100
jaja yeah right i bet your not even got tier fag
>>676996929
Heh
>>676996566
Eh, mother jokes are actually a good example of this level of trolling - some people will fall hard for it, but a lot won't care no matter what you say.
I know you won't break character in this thread, and I wouldn't expect that.
But seriously you should try the more inventive approach if you enjoy trolling.
The current approach is good for a quick fix, like chewing gum, but you'll find a good, inventive troll job is more like a big, juicy steak.
So could this bee eventually heal if cared for?
>>676995952
How do tell if its a male then?
>>676997100
god-tier troll is still a shit-tier human being.
>>676997355
haha yea right i bet ur character wont break ur mom
>>676996929
Ha!
This is now a fetish thread
>>676997174
I'm not u fucking caught me now go away.
>>676997442
Just give it a go, you'll be glad you did.
Abandon fucking thread
just light it on fire
Beeatrice new Queen of /b/
>>676997174
Maybe a little
>>676997676
>>676997439
So he is trying to act like a person who isn't even respectable? That's gr8
>>676997676
jaja yeah right, i gave ur mom a go
>>676988582
>>676989023
can confirm this.
Thust me Im a lawer
>>676997087
Are you really that retarded to generalize ALL fucking bugs? Do you even realize the number of different bugs there are out there? Fuck off nigger, certain bugs can heal, others don't.
>>676997801
*Karl
>>676997507
Go first fag
>>676997801
She's got my vote
>>676988811
Lies, boiling water makes honey toxic, and will kill the bee
>>676997087
WTF DID YOU SAY? THATS FUCKING RACIST YOU PIECE OF SHIT, YOU THNK ALL BUGS ARE THE SSAME? WTF FUCK YOU THEY ARE AL UNIQUE AND HAVE THERE OWN PERSONALITY ANHD THOUGHTS AND THEY ARE BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE FUCK YOU
>>676997881
I gave YOU'RE mom a go
>>676988869
yopur last numbers on your tag... 6988869 looks like middle of face of monkey, like the pic you posted. Spooky.
>>676998133
jaja yeah right i bet youre are a faggot and dont even like girls
>>676998131
Stole the words right from me.
>>676991136
protection instincs are a male and a female attribute you faggot.
>>676987452
Treat her well, give her love and keep her comfortable. If she seems like shess suffering or not pulling through do the humane thing and stop the life out of her quickly. Dont listen to these other degenerates. You may be rewarded with honey by the patron saint of injured bees. Saint Apiarius
Nut on the bee
>>676998250
> Jaja
Go back to ispachan faggot.
>>676998250
Your're are were a test tube baby
>>676998131
Oh great. Another shit for brains liberal who cares more about animals than people.
>>676998568
>>676998558
jaja yeah right i bet you guys suck each others pps at least in my country we dont do gay
>>676998337
>Saint Apiarius
erm... St. Gobnait
>>676998662
animals are better people
>>676998662
WTF DID YOU SAY? I CANT HAVE MY OWN THOUGHTS? THATS LITERALLY RAPING ME EXPECT THE COPS
>>676998694
>pps
are you 9?
>>676998694
Epic
Simply epic bro
Jajaja
>>676995131
This is just about the most retarded thing Ive ever heard on any chan. Congratulations anon!
>>676998694
You're are's coutry's name literally translates to "gay faggot kind of gay"
>>676998822
Hahah now you sound like a feminist
>>676995485
heh, when someone smokes me out i get more hungry and docile too
>>676987452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlrsqGal64w
>>676999051
GEE YOU UNDERSTOOD THE JOKE!
>>676988628
10/10
>>676998963
jaja yeah right i bet ur contry tranlated to a fag
What
>>676989997
>9997
>>676989999
Such a missed get
>>676998822
Your vagina sometimes smells like fish
>>676999184
>FB
>>676999051
SO NOW THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH BEING A FEMALE? YOU ARE A PIG AND EVENTUALLY THERE WILL BE NO MORE MEN WE CAN HAVE BABIES WITHOUT YOU NOW YOU ARE NOT NEEDED HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE NO WORTH?
>>676998694
I only get sucked I'm no faggot. Go choke on the bread.
Bee on peenus the smell will awake her
>>676999337
jaja yeah right i bet u can only eat bread because you cant even afford mcdonalds im eating big mac fag im rich
>>676999191
It actually does, at the time, we stood together as a nation, forming a mighty faggot
>>676999250
YOU MEAN THE FISH THAT SUSTAIN THE ENTIRE OCEAN? THAT FEED THE ENTIRE PLANET? IM HONORED. ONLY A MALE PIG WOULD THINK ONE OF GODS BEAUTIFUL CREATURES COULD BE AN INSULT YOU ARE DISGUSTING
mmmmmmunchy
>>676999604
>>676999337
I subcontract the sucking to my slutty trap gf
bumsex
>>676999901
jaja yea right i bet youre tranny gf has a penis
>>676998131
>>676999332
>>676999736
That's enough anon go to bed.
This thread needs more bee puns.
to bee or not to bee
>>676993282
This must be what aliens would think about if they injured us
>>677000126
SO YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOUR A MAN YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO? I CAN STAY UP AS LATE AS I WANT AND IN FACT ITS NOT EVEN CONSIDERED LATE WHERE I AM. NOW IM GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT JUST TO SPITE YOU. HOW DOES IT FEEL?
>>676998712
>St. Gobnait
No she was the Patron of beekeepers. St. Apiarius was the Patron of injured fuzzy flower hoppers. Check the Codex Vaticanus.
>>677000208
Will you then bee happy
>>677000126
Anon is still searching for the caps lock key
>>676988403
Also the metabilism of a bee is slow. It would take a while for it to die
>>677000208
OP, shoot it with a BeeBee gun
>>677000414
JAJA YEA RIGHT BECAUSE IM A WOMAN I DONT KNOW WHERE MY CAPLOCK KEY IS? IM DOING IT FOR EMPHASIS IF YOU CAN EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT THAT WORD MEANS WITH YOUR SMALL REPTILE MALE BRAIN. TESTOSTERONE LOWERS IQ ITS A FACT.
>>676989169
What's wrong with Burt?
I like bees, roasted, salted and dripping with honey. hashtagyummyface
Dont worry, Bee happy.
>>676987452
Kill the fucking thing.
Youre just prolonging its misery.
>>677000724
/b/, a little more original
>>677000610
I identify as a trans-civil-attack-helicopter you feminist
>>677000825
That's called life. We all have to suffer.
I stepped on a bee once. It stung me. I left it alone.
>>677000568
You gotta let it bee.
>>677000855
YOU THINK BEING TORTURED IN THE WRONG BODY EVERYDAY IS FUNNY YOU LITTLE SHIT? JAJA I BET UR PP DOESNT EVEN WORK.
>>676990590
You done good today.
>>677000410
I shall bee happy. Unbeelievably happy.
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>>676996161
Pest is something that is destructive. Aka a large portion of 7 billion humans
So he's a pest and so are a lot of people, way more of a pest than bugs
>>677001278
jaja yeah right i bet ur moms vagina epic
>>676991356
HA!
>>677001394
its spelled JA you faggot white nigger
>>676993618
Did.... morse code?
