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My eyes are too close to each other. How do I fix this???

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My eyes are too close to each other. How do I fix this???
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use your laser vision on people that don't like it
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CUT IT OFF YOU FAGGET
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bullet between the eyes
that ought to create a gap
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Run a chainsaw between them from front of head to the back. They will gently begin to move away from one another.
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Put a shotgun in between them and pull the trigger u little cunt
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Stick a porcupine up your ass... This will widen your eyes, and therefore de-accentuate how close your eyes are together
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samefag
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>>677331969
I doubt it. If you come here looking for advice. The popular opinion is usually killing yourself.
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>>677331969
No samefagging, you black sonofabitch
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