ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
I accidentally an entire coke bottle once
Ive helped 3 past gfs get suck, fuck and get licked by a friends dog
My mom wants this pic of her on YouTube and eBay
>>677595589
There is a chance I have cancer.
Literally found out 2 days ago. Haven't talked with my wife about it.
>>677595589
i make shit up in these threads for the lulz.
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
I dated my step sister for a little while. No one knew of course
>>677595589
I piss sitting down. It came from being uncomfortable with urinals when I was younger.
I know what both my mom's and sister's pussy taste like.
Mom is better.
My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.
>>677596082
you and OP have something in common then
>>677595589
I saw once my best friend having sex with his grandmother.
>>677596611
I am not a fag, though.
My boyfriend WAS a murderer for hire. I'm scared... I'm hidden in Latinamerica for now.
>>677596942
Do you even speak spanish?
my niece is my daughter.
I cummed in my sister's panties while wearing them
>>677597224
story?
>>677596167
I watched a Reno die, just to man a shot.
I spend hundreds of pounds buying my female friend presents. I never get anything out of it but I love her, already bought her creed perfume and some earrings for her birthday.
>>677597404
had sex with sister. got her pregnant. she had stupid ideological stance against abortion. became dad and uncle at same time.
So when I was 6 my sister was done showering. and I was dumb... and 6.. And I grabbed my sisters ass 9 ( she was 11 at the time). and I bite in her ass. it was all bleeding and shit.. Ayy lmao
I was raped by a family member as a kid.
I like kids.
As in I really, really like kids.
I like masturbating to loli panties.
I have over 200 pairs of loli panties which I bought from rummage sales, thrift stores and a few pairs new.
>>677597631
ha!
roll for quads!!!
I was raped as a boy by a 17 year old guy I was around 4 he was my neighbor and I was kind of down with it... Anyone want story
>>677597818
nyes
I cannot poop in public, I lost my virginity to an underage girl, took an underage girls virginity the same night. I'm a responsible human, but not a responsible adult. I really prefer living as a sort of house husbando that provides good dick when needed.
>>677597717
>As in I really, really like kids.
I am God in human form. I trust you guys, just don't let them pesky Jews find out, alright?. They've been looking for me for a while and are none too happy.
>>677597738
wat
show collection
>>677597631
Do yourself a favor and make sure based Bobby B never finds out.
extremely depressed and I hope it'll be over someday soon
>>677598116
Old picture, but this is basically half a garbage bag full of panties.
>>677598146
who is Bobby B?
>>677597717
Me too, but I've never liked one before and I'm not sure whether it's better to like or not to like, so often I'm indifferent.
>>677598285
>this guy wasn't kidding
Oh lawd
I'm too lazy to clean up after I fap that I swallow my own cum after.
>>677598285
>>677598285
>>677598285
nah, bro.
>>677596416
Trolling?
>>677596915
Story?
>>677598545
Does it ever make your stomach upset?
>>677598360
Robert Baretheon
>>677598151
There are call centers for that. Use one.
>>677598545
Been there. Idk why girls bitch cum doesn't taste that bad.
>>677597586
sad sad sad looser grow a set and fuck her off
you make me sick
you weak prick
love her ? really she using you like i use toilet paper
>>677596345
Elaborate
>>677597738
>>677598285
>underrated
oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit
>>677596223
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>677598720
Feels horrible if your stomachs empty.
>>677597919
Dont know how to green text
Be me around 3 to 5
Walk from my house across patio to neighbors
Walk in, he walks me to the only bed in there studio apt
Sets me up on the edge of the bed hes little brother wich is basically the same age as me is in the same room
Pulls my pants and underwear down slides in and begins to fuck me.. I think he cums in me
Knock on the door its there mom
Try to hide under the bed but he puts me In there closet there mom is in the single room apt getting dressed for her next job
Wait about half hour she leaves then so do i
Last I remember
I loved it now im bi and horny for cock
>>677598777
good triple.
>>677595835
missing verb.
was it "drank" ?
was it "splashed" ?
was it "stole" ?
[pic related]
>>677598874
>>677598507
>>677598601
I mean I'm buying them legally, I don't understand what the big problem is.
I like goop the new mewt
>>677597631
Wow elaborate more. How did it start? What's your relationship like now? What did your parents say.
Can you post censored pics?
i catfish men as females, im a 17 year old virgin boy
>>677599112
little kids smell like shit. the fact that you enjoy their shit smell is quite the turn off bro.
>fuck.
>>677599205
>Thinking people are selling unwashed loli underwear
Did you miss the part where I said rummage sales, thrift stores and some new?
I think I had sex with a hooker.
If interest, I'll green text hooker story.
>>677599362
>I think
nigga what
>>677598720
I mean the depression ha. I won't kill myself it's to much of a waste. But it hurts. And I really hope that it won't hurt for much longer.
>>677595589
my kids are faggots
>>677596375
>I piss sitting down.
That can lead to urinary tract infections.
>>677599771
lol no.
>>677599732
they must take after their parents.
>>677599535
He also thinks you might be a cop is what he's trying to say... or, his girlfriend has a side business. OR, he paid for sex and never got a receipt so he can't be totally sure if it was a valid transaction or not.
I'm 20yo virgin, about to turn 21.
i took my little sisters virginity
>>677596611
Underrated
My father thought it would help me out if e had me have sex with girls and other women from when I was 10 or so until 12 or 13 or some shit.
It fucked with my sexual desires and behaivors until I was 18 or 19 or so. I won't lie though, I really don't think about it that much anymore. I've moved on.
>>677599907
>Can't be totally sure if it's a valid transaction
All of my keks.
>>677599771
What kind of spectacular retard are you?
>>677595589
I took my mum's virginity
>>677599908
25yo and going strong, loser. Your virginferiority angers me.
>>677599971
Ages?
>>677596167
Hahaha
>>677596082
You'll be okay, you always have us. Xxx
>>677599128
thats a lot of questions. but ok.
>How did it start?
that question alone is a very long story. but , we were always very close so she'd sleep in my room sometimes and one sexual talk led to another and another thing, etc.
>What's your relationship like now?
we're still very close but we dont do anything anymore. she has a husband now. i try to be around my niece a lot for obvious reasons. but not too much to make it obvious. its a very delicate balance.
>What did your parents say.
Father isn't around. But our mother knows and she wasn't very happy in the beginning. She actually cried a lot over it. I thought she was gonna nail me to a cross for a while there but she didn't. She could have really done some damage.
Didn't talk to me for months and then when we finally spoke to each other she said she could "never hurt one of her children" and sort of accepted it. Said she just didn't wanna know if we were doing something still. She's a great grandmother though. She will probably never admit to it, but I think knowing her grand kid is very much family makes her want to be around her a lot too. At least thats what I think.
>>677599890
>>677599535
>be me at 23 and living in large city
>regulary go on CL and lurk to see if an email can get me free pussy
>start checking mw4m section because they seem more legit
>find married couple posting ad
>he just wants to watch
>email tag to set a date
>date arrives
>at a bar with these two and they’re acting a bit cold toward each other
>but still, be me at 23 and just looking for nice ass
>deed gets done
>I leave
>YEARS LATER
>After remembering some of the things they were saying to each other, I start thinking that maybe this guy hired a hooker so he could watch her fuck a guy, like a personalized live sex show. It makes perfect sense. I mean he was kind of a slob and she was way more attractive. Theywere using code words for money, he had a shit load of cash and his dick never got up that night. Why they would need to lie, I don’t know… But I don’t think they were married, and she had tell tale signs of being a working girl. So it’s possible that some douche paid for my first and only hooker.
>>677600218
i was 18 she was 16
>>677600580
Cool.
>>677599628
Good to hear, anon.
>>677599907
>>677600103
see
>>677600468
>>677600457
Thanks for answering then all. That's quite a life experience.
C'mon post a pic or too. It will make it so much more real.
>Be me, freshman in HS, dad re-married, new wife and her jr. daughter Terry
>Terry is kinda of plain but incredible juicy butt/thighs
>one day after school I’m sitting on bed playing acoustic guitar, Terry and friend cute friend Stephanie knock on door
>’you play so good anon, can you teach us to play?’
> damn right.jpeg
>Stephanie sits on the bed on my right, Terry on my left; give Terry the pick, tell her to keep strumming while I try to get Stephanie’s fingers to form a bar chord; finally get S to finger one note up and down the neck, tell them to keep going
>I lean back and try to get my arms out of the way; no where to put them really, I’m being crowded - they’ve no where to put their unoccupied arms either; finally put my arms around their shoulders; they jump a little but keep strumming one string Smoke On the Water
>Stephanie keeps crowding me, finally looks up at me and I squeeze her shoulder; we lean in and start kissing WTFisgoingon.webm
>no idea what to do with step-sister Terry, so I start feeling up her back while I’m kissing Stephanie; look to my right into Terry’s eyes and we start kissing diamonddick.doc
> we’re soon all topless, and then I’m fully naked, but they don’t want to take their shorts off; they take turns giving me terrible mini-blow jobs (not that I knew any different); finally I get my fingers on Stephanie’s clit while we make out and Terry gets a bit more serious with the oral on my wang; Stephanie cums quickly, but I gotta finish by jacking it - Terry gets the first squirt on her tit, but it mostly ends up on my bedspread
>wow, that was freaky.xls awkward.ppt
I ‘dated’ Stephanie a couple of times but could never get back into her pants. Ended up having what I hope will be a lifelong fuckbuddy relationship with Terry.
>tl;dr I was molested by my older step-sister and her accomplice
>>677600983
here's a very old one. taken with a flip phone at the beginning of last decade. hence the resolution and shit quality.
I want to be raped as brutally as possible. The mental scarring will be so worth it.
I have been close to having sex with a kid.
>>677600964
Saw. I guess the moral of the story is, this story really has none.
I kind of wish someone else was my best friend. Like, I hang out with him more than other friends and I can trust him more, but like when I think of him as my best friend it's more, "yeah, I guess". I know he legit sees me as a best friend. I'm honestly not that crazy about the dude. I don't dislike him enough to say fuck off, but it's like I wish I actually liked my best friend. I feel like I didn't choose this and it kind of just happened this way.
I got coerced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me what to do
>>677601129
What a body.
This is so hot because it's disgusting and wrong. I'd pay to watch you fuck her.
>>677596554
tits or gtfo
When I was about 11, I jacked off on a retarded elderly woman who lived with my family. The look in her eyes will never leave me as long as I live. I also tried to finger her, but she screamed.
>>677597384
Yeah but who hasn't done that?
>>677597586
You do realize you're the definition of a cuck, right?
>>677601256
>What a body.
She doesnt look that good anymore, but yeah, she was very attractive back then. (teens) She's had another kid with her husband and hasnt taken care of herself as she probably should. Lost her tight figure and flat stomach.
I came so many times on that flat stomach.
>>677601206
Yeah, sorry anon. It's only a hunch but I'm not telling anyone I know IRL about that one.
>>677597631
Cool story bro
>>677601457
Good idea. Best to move on. (Secrets only need one real disclosure)
>>677601441
All women go that direction anyway.
Bet you get feelings in your dick still sometimes when she wears tight jeans.
>>677600077
>fucked with my sexual desires and behaivor
Care to elaborate, tripdubs?
>>677601613
>All women go that direction anyway.
Yeah, I have noticed that. As far as the feelings I dont really get them that much anymore. I get them more when I remember the stuff we did or where we did it, etc. She was beautiful back then.
I changed my name.
one of my ex-girlfriend came over once and we had sex
we had fun many times after we broke up, though she had boyfriend, i had had girlfriend
the day after she sent a picture that she is 3 months old pregnant
mfw when i opened the image
When I was 10, my cousin and I would experiment on each other. He was my first vaginally and anally.
>>677601947
to robert paulson?
>>677602016
>implying you have a vagina
>>677601947
We know you did, Reginald Kenneth Dwight. Why'd you change it?
I think incest is fine if done properly. What do I mean by "properly"?
Neither party is ina position of authority over the other (so no Father/Daughter or Mother/Son), both parties know that there is no real future (ie: no illusions of getting married or having kids) and that both parties are doing it safely.
i've had sex with my brother dozens of times between august and december of last year. he had a girlfriend at the time and we stopped when i got a boyfriend.
Recorded gf and I having sex. Made webm's I thought were anonymized. Posted on here. Got recognized. Nothing has since come of it, but someone I know has seen it obviously, and when gf and I have sex, I use the thought of someone I know fapping to them to get off
>>677598777
Its the only female contact I get.
>>677595589
I'm a single father in a sexual relationship with my only daughter. I recently took her to Disneyland for her birthday, and it turned me on so much to watch my little girl prancing around in her frilly princess dresses and knowing that no one could guess we are more than just father and daughter.
I browse /b/ ......
>>677601382
I know. You'll probably not be surprised to hear I'm also posting in the Virgin thread that's up.
>>677601807
Good guy anon. I enjoyed seeing your sister.
>>677601783
Not particularly. It wasn't anything out of this world, I was just interested in sex at an extremely young age. Making sexual discoveries and what not and not knowing how to deal with them really. I liked porn a lot, but that's a common thing. I figured at such a young age that sex was much more prevalent and important than it really is. Not to say it isn't important, I dunno. I'm not good at articulating things on this issue.
>>677598151
you will anon, after winter comes spring
>>677602595
no problem.
>>677602678
Thank you. I'll appreciate it more because of this.
My autistic brother has a huge dick and I want him to fuck me.
>>677602089
Correct.
>>677600199
Possible
>Mother was Artificially Inseminated with donor Sperm.
>Waited until son matured.
>Fucked.
I'm sexually frustrated, my bf don't like to touch me (even though I give him handjobs and blowjobs from time to time) and we only do vanilla sex like 3-4 a month.
Now I only get aroused by domsom, bdsm and violent porn, but I can't tell him cause i'm 100% he would think less of me, and be disgusted.
.
I won't leave or cheat on him cause he's perfect for me and I love him deeply. But I'm a bit sad to know It'll probably never change, and I just have to say goodbye to my libido (I'm pretty young on top of that)
I'm a girl that posts my own nudes and pics on here with my kik because I love hearing all the degrading and mean things guys say to me.
my father raped me, and I secretly miss the attention he gave me when he did it
>>677599110
not sure if bait...
>>677603334
are you fat?
>>677603337
its not unusual for girls to want their fathers attention. the abuse was the only attention you got so it was good and bad. get some therapy it'll help you.
>>677603357
see
>>677603334
thatsbait.gif
>>677603473
>>677603334
No I weigh 105lbs
>>677601807
I need to see a recent picture of her. I cum buckets for milfs that are chubby/curvey.
Your sister / mother-of-your-child is hot as a teen. As a MOTHER I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK she would surely be a knock-out.
One pic... obscure the face if you have to
>>677598285
Do you steal them or pay for them and what do you think about when you fap to them?
>>677603607
What's your kik then?
>>677603290
Olivia?
If its' you let me know. I'm the guy you always wanted to fuck but you couldn't let yourself
>>677603764
hi its me ur brother
>>677603764
Yeah, sure.
Seriously I don't understand theses comments
>>677603764
>>677603842
>>677603848
C'mon guys. She was a hot little red head desperate for cock. Give a brother a dream.
>>677602613
I don't know, between 10-13 sounds like a pretty average age. Like, I was definitely younger than that.
>>677601139
trap detected
I like jerking off in my stepdaughters food. I added some additional flavor to her chicken Alfredo last night
>>677603965
Haha, I'm actually a petite red head. But nope not her sorry
>>677604147
Haha femanon here AMA
>>677602419
faggot detected.
if you were a man, you would have vomited at the idea that the cutie you just found, was deflorated by her basementdweller queermongoloid fatfaggot retardedbrother.
>>677604196
Fuck off
You guys have a problem with women
I am fucking my female comp professor, started off with a c, now I have a 98%
>>677595589
Regularly fantasize about murdering people I know.
psst...
she can't charge an iPad without asking how..
and wants to run the US military
>>677606350
psst. find it.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/top-secret-e-mails-were-sent-on-clintons-private-account-official-says/2015/08/11/f3117f08-403d-11e5-9561-4b3dc93e3b9a_story.html
>>677603717
I paid for them. I said three times now that I bought them from rummage sales, thrift shops and sometimes I buy them new.
I like to think about how they were worn by a loli, and how they might look on one. I fap with them and like to cum on the crotch.
Pic related.
>>677599288
Quit substituting child with loli you faggot say it like it is your buying children's underwear to fap with. An hero faggot
>Quit sugar coating shit
>>677606499
I'm not sugar coating it. If you fap to drawn children you're just as much of a pedophile as someone who faps to real children.
If anyone is sugar coating here, it's you since you seem to believe the average person will think you're fine and dandy if you told them you masturbate to drawings of children having sex.
