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You will die in 1 hour. Until then, you are given full power and omniscience over people/humanity. What do you do?
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horrible suffering and torture for everyone
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>>681669179
interesting. why?
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>>681669253
why not? an hour on unimaginable terror for everyone will be fun
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>>681669006
>Make Donald Trump the president
>watch WWIII unfold
>???
>profit
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>>681669409
how is that fun? is "fun" what you would "need" or "request" for your last hour living?
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If I'm going down I'm taking everything down with me. All that is was or ever will be will be destroyed and never brought back
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make everyone pedophiliac
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>>681669712
why
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>>681669006
I use my powers to shitpost on the entire earth with dick statues being built

There would be dicks and tits everywhere and anyone who publicly enjoyed something would have everyone in there town tell them its shit and they need to kill them self
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>>681669006
let every human on earth grow tastebuds in their asshole
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>>681670029
I don't want to die how I lived. Alone.
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>>681669179
I second this, make it eternal, even more so to the people who still can be happy and/or are not emotionally scared in any way, then to convey a new body as my vessel as I pass away to perpetuate my dominion on the world, the only chance to stop me would befall on the hands of the few broken ones who know true desperation and still have force to cling onto this world as everything starts decaying into white void (would even give them the tools to stop me, just want to se if ther still is some hope for true ideals, romantic heroism and villainy)
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Pay my fine for getting caught fucking on the Hollywood sign.
Go back in time and save Tupac's life.
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>>681669006
>Kill everyone with more than five vowels in their full name
>Enforce a global apathy regarding gender/race
>Create new body
>Make everyone else in the world 2 inches shorter
>Transfer into new body
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>>681670585
That is an excellent answer. Thank you Sir.
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>>681671471
You're welcome I suppose
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>>681669006
killing everyone is obvious
if i couldn't do this, then i would make every single person anxious
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>>681669006
If im gonna die without reason is just fair and logic that i take EVERYONE with me to hell with faster merciless and painful tons of death : ^)
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>>681669006
find much money
fly home
meet realtives
eat together
leave money there
fly to an ocean
leave
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>>681670842
Continued:
Life, stories and struggles have been tainted and made so tasteless, values have changed to watered down versions of themselves, our lifetime is pointless even to ourselves if we just stop and think about it, shit, I can't even enjoy sex anymore because of bursts of existential crisis mid-sex, would give all just to generate one final adventure, an adventure to give taste and if not a global meaning, a personal one to those who have fell into darkness unwillingly and just punish everything and anyone else in existence for not stopping it before it occurs
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>>681669006
since omniscient, out corrupt politicians in all countries by inciting mobs near their homes. have mobs support good people who will do good work. then bang christina hendricks for last 30 seconds, cuase that's all i'd need
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1 hour sex session with all the girls im interested in

Surprised no one has said this
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>>681669006
Give myself the power to change destiny/future events/time and immortality.

/thread
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>>681673492
cuz you could do that right now - no need for superpowers
believe in yourslef
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>>681674054
Don't loooooooose your waaaaaay.
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Make 4chan the new world government. Only people who have previously posted can make post and potentially make decisions. Dubs decide.
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>>681674054
Just bee urself :^)
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>>681674810
that is actually a bad advice
>be the person you want to be
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>>681669654
if you don't see why that would be fun then you're a fucking normie
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>>681669179
I wish this everyday
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I'd lose track of time and spend the whole hour trying to decide what to do and procrastinating.
And to answer your "why" if I knew that I wouldn't be wasting this time right now answering questions like this.
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I don't get it. Too many people here want humanity to suffer before they leave.

Why?

Hate never solved any problems. And you won't find peace after revenge.
It will leave your soul empty - questioning what really means something to you.

Obviously too many retards here are underage and/or never did something wrong on purpose. Otherwise shit would look different here.

capcha: trains
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>>681676272
It's a longing to be understood. Maybe if they suffer like I do, I'll feel like I belong.
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>>681669006
kill all guys with bigger dicks than me
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Rape. Everyone.
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>>681669006
I make humanity inmortal during that hour, that way, i will survive
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>>681676723
the best people to unterstand one are family or people in the same position.

harming everyone wont get you empathy. it will get you more isolation for your doings.
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>>681676926
For some reason I don't think you thought this through
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Two options:

If I can transfer in a new body to escape death in a hour, I ll spend that hour creating the body I want, and manipulating people and future events to ensure I can do eveything I want for myself. If I have spare time, also manipulate events to make the world a better place (ending trouble in middle east, pushing progressive in china, ending reign of money in russia, ending corruption everywhere...)

If I can t transfer in a new body, search for the 25 better people on earth, based on their way of thinking and how close they ae to their principle.
Do the same thing as above but for thoses people.
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>>681676272
What the fuck are you talking about souls? Kill all, then die. You're dead, that's it, no souls, no nothing, dead in the fucking ground.
Back to the question I'd probably go on a killing spree and hopefully set a world record.
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Rape hillary clinton and fire all the nukes
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>>681677448
what is left after you is the thing that matters, doesn't it?
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>>681669006
I'd make a guide on how to become an omniscient being like me.
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>>681670252
hahaha
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Prepare the events for the Second Impact.
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>>681676272
Hate is a force and any force can be used to solve problems more or less efficiently and with more or less collateral damage.
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>>681678407
>implying it is the best option
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>>681669006
Make friends
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>>681669006
suppose i would make all the world understand how much of a bitch my ex wife was, and make them kick her when they see her.

also make the world believe my son is a god.

if I can't change I will die in an hour, this will be my legacy.
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"Full power" is not technically full power if I cannot prevent myself from dying after the hour has passed
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>>681669006
Ur mom
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>>681669006
launch the nukes. all of them.
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Rape girl of dreams then change the laws of physics so everyone has a random power. After that I proclaim myself god, express disgust in the human race and kill myself
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Get nonepts
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Become the great shit poster to have ever lived. Proclaim myself the one true god and become an hero.
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>>681678034
Pretty sure that would kill you, that's not a magic shroom
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>>681669006
>trump president
>all muslims dead
>make Dawn syndrom into a airborn virus
>pigeon shit is now acid
>4chan is only site on internet
>Hitler alive
>replace all tooth paste with my semen
just a few ideas
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>>681680346
Kys
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>>681681467
Demonstrate faggot
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>>681681597
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>>681669006
A threebillionsome
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>be me
>have infinite power over humanity for 1 hour.
>give them ultimate intelligence and open all of their chakras
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>>681682282
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in gfs vagoo, send help
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>>681669006
If I'm gonna be dead in an hour, so will everyone else.

Maybe the next species to develop intelligence to rival ours will be better for this rock.
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>>681682960
That works too but AIDS will take longer and be more painful
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Oh man I'd be murdering ppl. Robbing places. Probably torturing animals. Also eating everything I've wanted
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>>681683477
Condom is confirmed intact, send help
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>>681682583
That would be badass
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>clone boxxy
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