Waifuism thread, The Restoration
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>If someone is new insult them with sarcasm
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>have fun
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Question Of Thy Thread:
How old is your waifu?
claimed
Claimed.
[ INCOHERENT SCREAMING ]
((hey everyone))
>>683968641
15
old enough to breed
Shiro beansprucht!
>>683967997
That was actually painful to watch.
Poor Jeb... he actually would have done well in another year.
Claimed.
claim
28.
>>683968724
That was slow.
>>683968641
>qott
Well considering she's an alien, I've no idea.
>>683968641
I don't think they ever specified Phoenix's age, but I'd say around 24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RrII-ZSNI8
I'm headed back in to work but I'll likely continue my occasional posting.
If you had one song that you could sing or play before you kicked the bucket, what would that last song be?
Old enough.
>>683968641
Best girl reclaimed!!
BIKINI PARTY
holo claimed
600+ years. I've no idea how old she is
claimed <3
>>683968641
17
>>683969030
bikini party?
Tenryuu claimed
>And Neo can't deal with ERP
Mutio is waifu.
C.C. Claim
>fubuki claimed
>>683968980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U
to be played at my funeral / body dump.
>>683969219
It is confusing.
>>683968641
Unspecified. Likely somewhere in the 15 - 21 range.
claimed
>>683969133
bikini party!!!!
FUCK YEAH
>>683968641
Not stated.
Somewhere around 20-30 i guess.
>>683968886
i was doing.... stuff.
Hey /waifu/, can someone help me out to regain a friendship with someone after months?
>>683969380
Sorry anon, already claimed
Better luck next thread~
>>683968641
15
>sachi claim
>>683969496
Tell me who it is and I can put a good word in for you. Promise.
>>683969496
Very direct and interesting request.
Shame i must go.
Sanya Claimed
>>683969598
It's not someone from here though.
Okay waifu.
So, who was the smartest human on this planet?
If you give the answer I'm thinking about, you are a magician.
>>683969658
Bye.
jeff claimed <333
>>683969708
Charles Darwin
>>683969666
Oh and she's 15-16>>683968641
rin best katawa claimed
>>683968980
I want to be cremated, but it is illegal in Greece.
https://youtu.be/bQwkbRVqqxU
>>683969708
Hitler.
>>683969666
>easy there, Satan!
>checked
>nice digits
.
>>683969053
fk u u r the reason the anime community
>>683968813
Fuck off you piece of shit
reminder ~~
She's mine, fuck off.
>>683969708
A white person.
>>683969713
>>683969658
Bye Yukko
>>683969708
Albert Einstein?
>>683969666
Hi Satan.
>>683969913
>reeeeee
>>683969889
sdadasasdasdasd wut?
>>683969889
>fk u u r the reason the anime community
great sentence /b/ro
>>683969030
swimsuits are best
>>683969030
How should I ask my waifu to put on her bikini?
>>683970244
>swimsuits for dubs
>>683970121
Ugly ass waifu
Retarded as poster
Kill yourself
>>683969785
>>683969876
>>683970069
>>683970089
Actually, I was drinking my coffe and tought myself.
>who was the smartest human?
And then, I remembered, there is God.
And, guess who's the smartest from them all?
The one/the group who inveted this shit, and tricked so many people for 2000 years.
Shiki claimed
>>683970244
yes they aree!
>>683970348
politely?
>>683970372
swimsuiiiitssss
>>683970490
>The one/the group who inveted this shit, and tricked so many people for 2000 years
This guy gets it.
>>683969315
Noticed.
>>683968641
>How old is your waifu?
14-15, it's estimated age.
>>683969030
>
>>683970419
K Y S
Y
S
>>683969030
fine.
>>683969666
Hello again Satan.
>>683970490
So that one Jewish guy that got put on across and people worshiped him for it?
>>683968641
>How old is your waifu?
~18 for most of the story
>>683970752
Hello again Mikan~
Claimed
>>683970757
Or the guys who actually wrote his story years after his death?
>>683970672
You are...
A fucking piece of shit that should die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rc
Claimed
>>683968641
>How old is your waifu?
Physically 14, but its estimated that she lived 26 years.
>>683971007
You're right, and I will in about 50-60 years :)
>>683971166
Homu :(
>>683970601
swimsuits
>>683971090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-cfWM0BC_4
Claimed
RYN IS MY WAFU. Her hair tastes like mummy's sammiches
>>683971283
Hopefully sooner.
>>683971380
>reeeee
>>683971300
Froggo why you sad?
>>683970969
Well he did say person, not people.
>>683968641
Old enough.
>>683970886
It's her birthday today so I'm posting with her.
How's your week been, my precious light?
>>683971625
>
>>683971506
This whole thread hates you.
>>683971380
Why are you so salty?
>>683971859
>reeeeee
>>683971333
:OOO Awesome!
And also check'ed
And claimed
>>683971625
>
>>683971859
OBJECTION, you are the only person that is hating on that anon.
>>683971580
Oh yeah.. I'd say Steven Hawkins is the smartest person Alive today.
>>683971859
Do I smell salt?
>>683971555
I don't know.. I feel like a nuisance. Not specifically to you but still.
I just wanna love you a bit Homu, can I have some kisses.
>>683971992
A whole new level of kek
>>683971506
You know you probably shouldn't fan the flames
>>683972077
>Steven Hawkins
>Stephen
>Megumin
>>683972114
I think it's fun lol
>>683971968
You're such a piece of shit, stop coming here and save us all the annoyance.
>>683972077
I agree, although it is a shame that he is crippled.
>>683972303
>reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>683971778
>It's her birthday today
Yeah, so i heard. Happy birthday to her~
My week has been quite normal, been a bit too tired but i have been quite well otherwise. Nothing interesting enough to tell you about has happened. Just mundane everyday life. How have you been?
>>683972393
Ree all you want you're still just a faggot.
>>683971849
Ahoy Tenryuu!
Wie geht's, wie steht`s?
>>683972046
I rather not say which of the two I would prefer, but rest assured that your waifu is safe.
>>683968641
I claim Murasaki Wakako as my waifu. I love a girl with a good appetite.
>>683972086
Sure but RP ain't my thing... lets go out so I can take your mind out of things.
Meanwhile most of the thread has gone silent and is watching the salt flow
>>683972243
Well have your bit of fun then. It's entertaining to watch
>>683972393
Barry, stop being a fag.
>>683972524
Show us your waifu.
>>683972344
Yeah, such a shame...
>Megumin
>>683972578
Doesn't have to be an rp you goofball.
I know you well enough by now silly <3
>>683972526
Ein wenig Skyrim zocken und mich über Neo's ERP-Versuchen ergötzen. Er ist einfach nur absurd schlecht. Morgen ist Freitag, was läuft bei dir so?
>>683972524
Yes, I do like dudes, but technically I'm only a half faggot because I kinda go both ways :)
>>683972632
but it's fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
>>683972795
Just don't reply
>>683972632
Hello there Tatsumaki.
Something wrong?
>>683972914
UGH yes mom
>>683973024
That's right, you litte faggot~
Well looks like the person I wanted to talk again actually blocked me on fb.
Sigh
>>683972916
Aiza is just getting some special attention
Holy shit it's been forever since I saw you
Hey squirrel girl
>>683973139
Ouch.. Did something happen between the two of you?
>Here's something
>You don't know shit
>Go kill yourself
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>>683973308
Lot of stuff. She was a cutie pie and I messed up pretty bad.
>>683973365
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>>683973176
Do I know you..?
>>683973418
>using my own ASCII
>>683973558
stop me
>>683972783
Ich finde erlicht gesagt sämtlich ERP-Versuche absurd schlecht.
Wo wir gerade von cringe reden:
Heute hat einer Flyer aufgehängt auf denen er 500 Euro bietet, wenn ihm jemand eine Freundin vermittelt. Mit Abreißzettelchen mit Telefonnummer und QR-Code. Geld gibt es aber nur wenn der Sex gut ist.
>>683973365
No.
claimin
Dubs and I deep fry myself.
>>683973415
That sucks man..
>>683973626
Why would I? Free advertisement.
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>>683973741
Reroll
>>683973719
So what's your fetish and why is it gore?
Dubs and I walk into France
Ema Yasuhara is claimed <3
>>683973844
Im not accepting that, didnt ask you to roll for me.
>>683972459
>Nothing interesting enough to tell you about has happened
And that's completely fine. Normal isn't bad, right? And besides, we keep the mundane stuff in the threads anyways.
It's been a normal, depressing week for me too. But I'm feeling oddly good today.
>>683973365
We are cancer. This is home.
Ugh, everything's so boring today.
Do something.
>>683973436
Probably not, I only saw you on here one other time and I don't think we spoke
>>683973963
I dont care.
Do it
>>683974152
Go watch some anime then
Dubs and I pull off all of my finger nails.
>>683974166
You don't control me.
Kill yourself syndra.
>Tsuyu
Well I gotta get going, but before I leave
QOTT: What is your favourite board on 4chan?
>>683973801
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Also, i'm all out of popcorn
>>683973772
Basically I was less than 18 when she fell in love with me(she was 21), thus kinda teared us apart and I kinda denied her love because I didnt feel "right in my boots" at this point. Once I proved her it was still legal in her state (she was really afraid of that) we pretty much kept on talking until one day she really got cold and told me that she was trying to get over feelings since I couldn't love her back at the end
Slowly we stopped talking, until one day I noticed she deleted me off skype, a few days later I wanted to try and see what happened and she just seenzoned me on fb (We weren't friends on it anymore at this point).
Now I connect on my IRL and I can't access her profile with it, or without being connected to an account. Her profile picture still there, and the account is indeed still up but I can't message her anymore.
I miss her, man.
>>683974164
sorry for not answer you in the last thread, i was in school
anyone else bored?
>>683974213
You know what I will, I haven't even started with this season yet.
Anything I should look out for?
>>683974311
I like /c/, just because I can just dump what I have.
Dubs and I kill Syndra.
>>683974222
That's gonna hurt
>>683974311
the cancer that is /b/ or /pol/
>>683974382
It must hurt pretty bad man.. You're better off just forgetting about her imo
https://youtu.be/Tgokaw2ZOoA
>>683974222
HOHOHO
>>683974311
unofficial: /waifu/
official: /pol/
>>683974388
>checked
Ah it's fine, I'm used to it. Wait are you still in high school or are you studying?
>>683974446
This guy right here, but I don't mind after such a long day. Gotta put my mind at ease
>>683974825
what are your plans for tonight?
>>683974810
>>683974825
Trips =/= dubs.
Im gonna keep trying.
>>683974311
/mu/
>>683974825
just started high school
im totally not underaged, mods
>>683974446
extremely
>>683974382
Fuck man, I don't know what to tell you. I know the pain and all I can tell you is that it gets better over time but it will never be gone completely
3D women are poison, best to stick to 2D
>>683974311
/pol/, special mention to old /r9k/.
>>683974677
>I haven't even started with this season yet.
I've barely watched anything either, gave Attack on Trains a try but it just have had a blatant idiot plot so far. I was thinking more Knk, Yzq or Yamato 2199.
>>683974950
i haven't killed myself
honestly with all my free time i sit around and wait for you to post
>>683971992
Kek
>>683975142
>3D women are poison
Mah nigga
>>683974950
I'm just gonna sit back, post on /waifu/, play braindead vidya, eat some peppers stuffed with meatballs and maybe eat some peaches. I've been doing heavy mental all day
>>683975024
You're pussying out Tsuyu, Akiko is disappoint
>>683975051
What are you studying?
I don't think she understands the sacrifices that I made
Maybe if this bitch had acted right I would've stayed
But I've already wasted over half of my life I would've laid
Down and died for you I no longer cry for you
No more pain bitch you
Took me for granted took my heart and ran it straight into the planet
Into the dirt I can no longer stand it
Now my respect I demand it
Imma take control of this relationship
Command it, and imma be the boss of you now goddamnit
And what I mean is that I will no longer let you control me
So you better hear me out this much you owe me
I gave up my life for you, totally devoted to you while I've stayed
Faithful all the way this is how I fucking get repaid
Look at how I dress fucking baggy sweats, go to work a mess
Always in a rush to get back to you I ain't heard you yet
Not even once say you appreciate me I deserve respect
I've done my best to give you nothing less than perfectness
And I know that if I end this I'll no longer have nothing left
But you keep treating me like a staircase it's time to fucking step
And I wont be coming back so don't hold your fucking breath
You know what you've done no need to go in depth
I told you, you'd be sorry if I fucking left
I'd laugh while you wept
Hows it feel now, yeah, funny ain't it, you neglected me
Did me a favor although my spirit free you've set
But a special place for you in my heart I have kept
>>683974311
I don't know. /pol/ is pretty cool.
>>683975025
>/mu/
Maybe 7 years ago.
>>683975176
I'll give them a try, will tell you what I think of them after the fact.
>Attack on Trains
Totally not a cash in, I'm sure.
>>683975607
I love you Galko.
man /waifu/ is the best board ever!!!!! hehee LOL
>>683975441
I know it's true. You know it's true. Heck, everyone who's had a few relationships knows it's true. But fuck me if it isn't the sweetest poison you can indulge in
>>683975607
>always here
