> Reaper is your favorite Overwatch character
What's your favorite anime?
Why are you bullied at school?
Why do you always skip gym class?
Is your autism getting healed soon?
How do you fantasize about killing everyone you hate?
> Is your autism getting healed soon?
> tfw you're 24 years old and autism gets worse every day and you're becoming a full on alcoholic
at least I have a gf tho
basically true, I feel she's more fed up with my shit every day
>yfw rekt by Reaper
seriously, just l2p, Reaper is easy to kill
XTC really helped me with my social anxiety. Always thought it was bullshit when reading stuff saying it helps with some of your mental disorders, but it actually had an impact for me.
Reaper is pretty much a glass cannon. Sure he is easy to kill, but he can take out anyone pretty quickly too. His teleport and flee skills help him get behind enemy lines to surprise everyone then run away.
A good reaper can be hard to kill.
His ultimate is just completely anti-fun and stupid in general. TP in and use ult > 3 or 4 kills > turn game around.
I'd rather see it change from a OHK to a 50/75% hp dmg per shot, but with a higher fire rate to retain the ultimate's value but open counterplay. Separate shit reapers from the good ones.
idk im fine with reaper mains.
genji and tracer mains can go slice their necks tho
>What's your favorite anime?
>Why are you bullied at school?
Anger issues when younger
>Why do you always skip gym class?
Because I had better shit to do.
>Is your autism getting healed soon?
yeah I got over it in 7th grade
>How do you fantasize about killing everyone you hate?
Hanzo is not edgy ? Lolmao, he's like the fantasy of every weeaboo in the world.
"MUH PROUD JAPANESE ARCHER WHO KICKS ASSES. I PROBABLY LOOK LIKE HIM WHEN I COSPLAY, HANDSOME AND MYSTERIOUS WARRIOR."
God. This whole game is "Reddit: The Game"
- a groovy black guy (cause stereotypes fuck yeah)
- a chubby girl with glasses (a.k.a "let's bait the insecure gamur girls into our game")
- At least one asian guy (cause pretty sure Gendji is jap too, MUH CYBER NINJA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
- A (disgusting) HUGE BUTCH LESBIAN playing the tank (a.k.a let's bait all the lesbian gamur girls into the game because "ITS GOOD TO SEE A LADY TANK FOR ONCE DEATH TO PATRIARCHY")
- A short haired girl kick-ass action hero (a.k.a sugarcoating on the gamur girls baitmachine)
- An indian girl
And at the same time you've got some very generic chars to please the lust & fantasy of more regular basement dwelling autistic gamers:
- Tight clothes with firm tits and asses everywhere
- Some cartoonish badass chars like McCree, Reaper or Hanzo, to make the 12 years old think they are tough fucks.
I mean, I play this game and I find it funny and relaxing cause it's so casual but I must say the balance of the lore & the chars is soooo SJW oriented that it's half annoying.
I mean, it's freaking obvious Bli² tried their absolut hardest to appeal everyone on earth because "muh political correctness".
Pretty sure I'll climb the ladder to the max and just let it go after that. Just to see if at some point I'll face real FPS players and not crybabies that must play with a controller to think a headshot with widow is such a miracle.
It's pretty much a copy-pasta I have sitting on my computer.
Why do people think you're mad when you express an opinion about something ?
Nah, I thought it would be interesting to hear what y'all think ?
>Tracers my fav
>I don't have autism
>I have no desire to kill a living being
>trying this hard
>on something that isn't true
he's not, he sucks.
Sold 76 is definitely fav, most versatile. Ability to sprint anywhere? Check. Potent selfheal? Check. Acceptable+ damage output? Check.
Love the guy. Most gold medals with him usually.
However that ult is kinda meh-y. I can aim myself, thankyou. And with that kinda low-ish damage of regular rifle (aka no rockets) especially over longer distances, that ult is mostly useful as support when all the damage coming at you is getting tanked and you can jump out of your favourite hideout corner.
Zenyatta second fav.
I personally love playing Widowmaker. I think it's fun as a challenge to find "that one good spot to snipe from" and stay mobile, setting down traps to distract enemies, and move in with hip-fire autofire to help others. The Widowmakers who just sit there and snipe are so dull.
Yeah but nah. CS / UT master race when it comes to shooters...
Cause it's one of the few chars not overly stereotyped. I mean okay he's a tank in a big armor, but why not at some point you still gotta make a game. He fits his role.
I enjoy the game, what in " I play this game and I find it funny and relaxing" fucking mongoloid ?
Well, if you don't agree with my post you are really dumb. Everything I said I obvious as fuck. Bli² made the most politically correct game possible to appeal the masses, including tumblrinas & weeaboos.
Doesn't make it a terrible game, just it's funny to see them try this hard to get love from outcasts.
Good Lucios are machine. On certain maps (with lots of places to fall from) they are top tier.
Movespeed & Ult are so good in teamfights.
Besides, his heal isn't that ridiculous.
I find it even a tad bit too strong. He should at least have a lil more CD on his E to make it fair.
76 rifle damages are pretty good tbh. Except against big tanks I find him pretty fine on that field.
This, most Widows are pathetic in this game.
Damage output is fine on squishier targets that are your usual preys.
If the tesla was buffed shit would be out of control with his tankyness / mobility.
I'd say they fit different roles, they can be used for both. A Widow with Mercy buff is just insane, we run this combo in off & def with the healer of my team and it's ridiculous, makes widow aim much more forgivable cause you have to HS less to 1 hit kill.
Also, Lucio is also good in both off & def, both their kits are very versatile and can be exploited efficiently in any situation.
>Reaper is shit tier, Junkrat is my nigga
>I have a home gym
>I was never diagnosed since it wasn't a big thing when I was younger (27 now), but my younger brother has autism so I probably do since I used to act just like him
>I don't like the thought of killing anyone, but sometimes I fantasize about beating the shit clean out of people who do petty shit that irritates me
Yeah, spent some time on Quake 2 too. Just liked UT more later on. I transfered to CS since 1.0 anyway. I respect both the Quake & UT players cause both have high skill ceilings.
> McCree is my favorite character
I like spaghetti western films and therefore clint eastwood. Sometimes I pretend to be him. I skip gym class because clint eastwood never went to gym in his films either. When I fantasize about killing everyone I hate I imagine to stand in the middle of a street at high noon facing all my bullies. I would then empty the drum of my colt near-instant, placing perfect shots in the fronthead of these pitiful creatures. Pretty much like McCree does. I have no idea when my autism can be healed. But I for now I am happy when I cancel some stupid reapers ultimate with my E. every single fucking time.
Oh yeah, most definitely. I'm just saying that lucio fits attacking well with his speed aura to reposition himself and his teammates and his ult for the burst damage as youre going for the push, and mercy fits defence better with her single target spot healing to heal up poke, her damage buff to help stop pushes and her ult to bring up your teammates if a few get wiped to a reaper ult or a junkrat tyre or the like. They can definitely be played in either situation though.
It's all sarcasm, I don't give a fuck that they portrayed a black man with a "groovy char" personnaly. I just find it fun that instead of doing a "regular" black char, they went full on "HE'S GOT THE GROOVE BABY CAUSE HE'S BLACK AND BLACKS GOT GROOVE ITS WELL KNOWN".
Never said that. Just said that they tried real hard to cover the widest range possible of colors & shapes.
D.VA, Reinhart, McCree, Roadhog, Mercy, Pharah, Widow, Torbjorn, Winston, Zenyatta & Bastion are all pretty neutral chars.
If you wanted to "diverse" your game you could make some of them black, like McCree or Reinhart and everyone would be happy.
But nah, better tryhard as hard as possible and give birth to piglet with glasses and butch dyke so we are sure to exclude no freak out of our game lol
Epressing an opinion isn't "edgy", but yeah I forgot that in 2016 everything above 140 characters is considered a doctorate.
Haha, didn't take that into account. But they are too advanced to appeal the earth cripples. For that they needed a char with crutches, would have been funny to design a kit around that.
that, but the survivability is pretty awesome and with longer life, you can send out more bullets. however shit becomes harder over longer distances, but hey, he's not a sniper. rockets still do the same damage, though, so you can even finish off bastion if that idiot has shitty aim and doesn't melt you on sight
he's op in 1v1, but you can't really rush easily into a pack to launch your ult unless people are retarded, cause he has considerably low health. i always lol as sold when people try this, cause the moment the guy's shadow walk (whatever it was called) ends, he eats a rocket in his face... "Die, d...ied"
just dont fucking rush in solo and try it, unless you're against blind and deaf retards.
if you come from behind a corner when two of your tanks are capping a point, there's a high chance nobody will even fucking notice until it's too late
>I had 19 hours playtime on McCree before the open beta ended and I don't regret a single second
Nah I think he's fine, he has "standard health" and is overall pretty easily killable. I like the fact that he can remove pretty much anyone in 1v1 in CqC with his flashbang.
Pretty cool char to play I guess, and not totally frustrating to play against.
True that, but if people juggle peak you you're pretty much useless because of the time it takes to line up that shit. But yeah I hear you about the flank thing, I know it's really bad to try it on the frontlane.
>Fan that fucking hammer you cowboy fuck
>fucker isn't already at -1000% health?
>Do a fucking barrel roll
>Shit son you're reloaded
>Fan that fucking hammer again
>Any character should now be dead
Well done you fucked them up
The best part is getting a tank from full health to zero using that and getting an instant 50% toward your ult
>True that, but if people juggle peak you you're pretty much useless because of the time it takes to line up that shit. But yeah I hear you about the flank thing, I know it's really bad to try it on the frontlane.
I think during the whole open beta period I got killed by this ult once, perhaps twice. "It's high n" and I'm already spamming the guy with bullets. That helps. Gotta remember what everyone shouts out and when and react accordingly. Like, enjoy defending when you hear "nerf this", hehe.
Damn I got addicted to this fucking game in those what, 6-7 days? Why was it so damn fun, why... And it's way too expensive for what it is, I'm not willing to pay for the Blizzard logo and their promises (remember D3's PvP we have since 1.10? yeah, me neither).
Cause 9/10 times the potg is a double / triple someone got with a lucky ult or smth.
Let's say I rack up 30 kills in a game with Widow, but each spaced byt a few seconds. And then our Hanzo who got 8 kills in the entire game got 4 on his ult ?
Who do you think is gonna get the potg and who do you think was in fact the most useful to his team ?
Dude, you just gotta stop thinking like it's fucking call of duty. Use some strategy.
D.va, roadhog, reinhardt, Winston, can all fuck bastions shit up
And genji can fucking own hanzo with reflection
The play of the game isn't about who attributed the most...
It's about what was the most exciting bit according to the games criteria.
The potg would be boring as fuck if they showed cased examples you're implying they should
Protip: Bastion is not that good if you are 10% decent at this game.
Just rape the fuck out of him with Widow / Hanzo / Junkrat.
Well tbh I play him sometimes because it's too easy to abuse the retardness of 95% of the playerbase of this game but ennemy bastion rarely got shit on me because they are really easy targets.
Only problem can be if he's paired with a good Reinhart and a healer. But with this setup it's 50% of their team that can't move and have to rely on his damages.
No really, bastion is barely decent in the grand scheme of things.
First id say that hanzo fucking sucks, but in that situation youre correct and widow would definitely be better.
Maybe my playstyle is different, i play hanzo similar to widow, but if someone doesnt have double digit kills, something got fucked up.
It became a fucking meme between me and my friends just how much Bastion got play of the game
>Oh thank god no bastions on either teams
>Play Of The Game
>Cunt- As Bastion
>*POTG music starts
>Sound of turret mode being fired continuously
nah nah I'm ok with you about what a potg should be, what I'm saying is that "more than often" it doesn't show the biggest contributor to a team's win but the most flashy play. Which are two completely different things. The healer of my team doesn't get potg but he's a BIG PART of our success cause he does that shit really well for example.
What I mean is that there is nothing to be hyped about if you often get the potg but average at 12 kills a game.
People that are complaining about op heroes haven't really figured out how to play this game yet.
You need some real strategy/teamwork.
Run and gun won't get you far in this game.
Nah yeah I don't like Hanzo and I can't perform with him the way I perform with Widow. (I average at 22K / game with Widow). Was just listing potential "counters" to turret Bastion. Of course I prefer widow out of all, but other people might need another option.
>People that are complaining about op heroes haven't really figured out how to play
Also, actuyally gunning down people is what actually carries most of the time. You can have all the strategy in the world if I click your head better than you click mine, your plan is gonna crumble.
I'd say it's a mix of both and A LOT of the playerbase doesn't have either because they are either:
- Young kids
- Coming from LoL & CoD & Heartstone thinking they are "hardcore gamurs" and that it's gonna translate to Overwatch because it looks cartoonish.
- Straight up mongoloids that have no clue how to handle a mouse and a keyboard.
I really wonder if high ladder tier is gonna be any challenging
>enemy team escorting transport
>right at our base about to win
>switchto bastion and wipe there team
>next game everyone on both teams are reinhardt or bastion
Shit was fun though
I feel like tracers ult was almost specifically designed for those kinds of situations
>that bastion and reinheart are looking pretty tough
Well that wasn't so hard.
Y'all kids complaining about Bastion - How's it feel getting your ass kicked by a stationary opponent?
Really says a lot about the level of skill you possess.
Ha yeah, exactly, I forgot her too.
That's what bad about having a Bastion Setup, even if their Tracer dies in the move she stills remove the key part of your defense.
1 death against 2.
Enjoy focusing on one character then getting countered so you have to switch, losing your "main".
I'll just be over here excelling at more characters so I'm immune to counters.
I think that's why they have the vote afterward... For people to decide who was the mvp of the game...
I love that they leave it open for the opposing team to vote.
You know someone was really beating some ass when even the other team is impressed.