Weed thread?
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Weed thread?
>>684977510
Dude, I'm so high right now.
>>684978081
Dude me too.
>>684977510
Anyone here smoke tobacco with it?
>>684978174
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
>>684978203
Yeah man, it's the only way I know. Britbong here. These days though I usually just vape mine and/or eat it. I only smoke on the odd special occasion.
>>684978347
Damn, I'm stuck on tobacco and pot bowls every day. It gets disgusting when I go dankrupt
>>684979000
Get a vape. I literally use around 30-40% of the weed I would when compared to smoking it. Not only that but the already vaped bud (AVB or ABV, already been vaped) can be used in edibles to get me high all over again.
Saves me money and saves my lungs. It's a win-win.
>>684979396
Isn't vaping the gayest thing to do?
hey kids
>>684979652
Sucking cock and taking it up the ass is gay.
Vaping makes smokers jealous as fuck since we aren't destroying our lungs.
>>684979652
Vaping a mouth fedora, If you are a big faggot 'hurr durr look at my triple looped quad core fag plat coil running on my 4000000000 megawatt Sigelei 20 baterry box mod. Bro my coil is 0.00000001Ohm, much clouds, MUH CLOUDS' kinda guy. Then yeah.
If you vape as a way of cutting back, cutting down or giving up smoking and don't be one of those vape fags, then it's all good.
But what we're talking about here is vaping weed. It's a different beast entirely.
>>684979796
I'm 32 and a half m80, wot u gonna do now?
>>684979960
I don't think vaping is gay myself, but I can understand that the little kids who vape kinda made it gay. I once vaped hasj oil, that was some heavy ass shit nigga!
Growing some Northern Lights myself here.
what do you guys think of my new oil rig?
periscope.tv/loudsunog
>>684980363
Yeah I'm thinking of doing a small grow. I'm shit at gardening though. How difficult have you found it so far?
>>684980402
Looks nice, small pipe to smoke in public.
>>684978347
where'd you get your edibles from?
>>684980062
MFLB for the win! I want to check out a Pax.
>>684978203
Fag
>>684980478
Not very difficult, I'm window growing for the 3rd time, it was gorwing slow in april but now it's growing like a motherfucker, 1" in 2 days. Only problem I have that the stem won't grow thicker but it's still a stirdy plant.
Also growing Royal Haze now.
I had a real shitty night last night with an indica edible. it basically gave me a 7 hour panic attack. it was supposedly only 10 mg too.
>>684980478
>>684980720
> 1 week old
>>684980720
holy shit, from the thumbnail it looked like a bird.
10/10 pic
>>684980115
Nothing really
>>684980720
make sure to give a nitrogen heavy fertilizer or compost to encourage early leaf growth.
>>684980554
Yes m8. Launch box is what I'm sat tooting on right now. I fancy either a pax or an arizer air or solo. I find the MFLB takes time to get used to and until you have mastered it, it doesn't hit as hard as it can do. So I want something a bit more accessible for my friends who have been smoking it with me over the years to try.
I also find the launch box a faff in a party setting.
But for me, using on my own, I love it. Even as my at home vape with the addition of the power adapter.
>>684978224
suh dude
>>684980532
I make 'em m80 with my weed.
>>684980529
>dabs
>public
>torching a nail with a hand torch and waiting 30-45 seconds then dabbing and having to cap it is not something you wanna do in public dude its a process. its an at home piece. if i wanted to do hash oil in public id get a vape pen
pic related; my favorite rig debating on hitting this or my rocket ship
>>684980833
Nice, didn't see that at first! It's a great plant.
Also bought 4 pre rolled joints from a friend for €6,-.
The only downside of it is that it has tobacco in it and I don't like tobacco, but the weed is very good, white widow, a true strong classic!
Death Star, upper 20s in THC content.
>>684980983
Here they are:
>forgot including pic
Where's your smoke spot for the day anons?
>>684980962
Nice rig, but I don't smoke dab alot but I am used to smoking a small hasj pipe in public with a regular flame. Only time I smoked dab was through a vaper which little kids make it gay. Idc, no way of smoking weed is gay to me.
>>684980983
>>684981038
Looks good man. And yeah, I've also smoked quite a lot of White Widow, they sell it 80% of the time in the shops near me.
Also, are you Dutch? I am.
>>684980905
whats your weed to butter or oil ratio?
>>684980363
FIM'd?
>>684980115
You don't seem it
>>684980771
Honestly I cant imagine weed being able to do that to me. smoked daily for about 2 years and I dont even view it as a drug anymore, just a thing i do like drinking a cup of tea. not being sure if i was going to have a bad time on it or not must be shitty.
>>684981239
Nederfag hier, en zelf ben ik nog nooit in een shop gekomen, ik laat m'n vriende voor me halen want ik ben nu 17.
>>684980771
The key word here
>supposedly
Indica or sativa anons?
>>684981303
It's feminized if FIM'd means feminized to you.
It's also autoflowering cuz I don't have a grow room.
Sadly this is the best picture of my bong that I have. It's a medium size beaker.
>>684981299
I don't bother with making the butter or oil. I find it's less faff and works just fine if I grind it up in a coffee grinder and either throw it in some brownies or on top of a pizza or with some ice cream or yoghurt. It's all about de-carbing it (which vaping does), then eating it with something dairy and/or fatty.
Sometimes I'll cook it in some milk and make a 'pot chocolate' but it doesn't taste the greatest.
>>684981063
In my car, just moved back from college and I don't know any good spots here.
>>684980880
Ran into a guy at a festival the other month who had this crazy high powered handheld vaporizer, had two lithium batteries in it and was made by the people who invented the volcano. Made the guy completely green out by refilling the trench with a weekends worth of keif and him hitting it all at once not knowing how much i had stuck in. vaporizers can be fun but once you have smoked joints for a few years there is no turning back. Nothing is ever as tasty.
>>684981357
Who the fuck asked your fucking opinion? Pipe down kiddo.
>>684981215
stopped buying weed a long time ago, oil is where its at
>>684981529
I love 'em all but my fav's are hybrids.
If I had to choose i'd choose sativas.
>>684981501
that's what the packaging at the dispensary said, at least.
>>684980720
Rub the stem gently with fingers or let a little air flow on it to make it thicker.
>>684977510
When I decided to be sober, I never meant I was gonna stop smoking weed. But after 26 days in inpatient I came out realizing I feel apathetic towards weed. And I'd been smoking for 11 years. Is this what my life's become? I'm afraid so....
I love how Amerifags are being such honeydicks about weed, calling their batch medicine, ikr it's medicine but admit it faggots, you smoke it for recreation!
>>684979652
your reffering to vaping with electronic ciggaretts, that shit is gay as fuck. on the other hand vaporizinng weed is only better for you in the long run because it is healthier, tastes better, and can perserve weed, aswell as having the added bonus of after vaping you can use the leftover plant material to make eddibles effectively doubling your yeild from the bud
I just blazed in my mental asylum. Fuck them. Peace.
>>684977510
I think it would be called hemp thread
>>684981535
FIM as in FUCK I MISSED, chopping off the very top of new growth on your plant to develop 2 colas for more bud.
Never done it myself. Anyone with experience here?
>>684982065
Well I use a hybrid that helps me not want to shoot myself. So I do both.
>>684981457
Ik ben 24, feels good man. Is zo relaxt dat je lekker easy aan wiet kunt komen. Ik heb alleen nog nooit echt in een shop gezeten om te smoken though. lijkt me ook niet echt veel aan.
I think I'll pack a bowl now.
>>684981639
Bite harder
>>684982065
Sshhh, we need it legalised
>>684982694
exactly what i was thinking
My desktop vaporizer
I'm 17
>Been growing for 2 years
>Fucked up a lot when first started
>Now I pull 1 pound per plant indoor and 5+ lbs outdoor
>I made my own strains
> I prefer to mainline my weed plants then supercrop the shit out of them
>>684982817
Oh shit, too stoned to see that.
>>684982817
Yes. Then as soon as you Amerifucks hurry up and legalize it, us Britbongs will take a look and go "Oh, look at that, as soon as weed was legalised in Murrica the crime rate dropped. And look at all that extra income generated from the sale of weed. Guise, let's legalise it here too"
>>684982065
I love smoking my "meds' I smoke an half oz a day cuz I stubbed my toe
>>684982980
1 year ban
>>684982980
i want to start growing indoors, any tips you can give me. i don't have much room maybe a big closet
>>684983496
No fucks given
>>684982980
sorry man, you fucked up
>>684983565
obvious...I hope you're using proxies
>>684983716
All 7 of them
>>684983532
Yeah man my first few grows were with a desk light 100w equivalent cfls
For starting the seeds put them in a glass or bottle of water and leave it for 1 day
Then put the seeds in a wet paper towel or napkin then put in ziplock leave it for 2-3 days or till roots show
then put in soil try leaving out atleast 18-6 hours of light
top and mainline once they grow about 4 nodes up
Let them grow anon patience is key
>>684981529
Sativa 100%, indicas make me a paranoid mess
>>684983832
guess it looks like you're untouchable by even the feds in the deepweb
you will go far anon, I am proud
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>684983922
i was planning on paying maybe $150 on equipment for lights, proper buckets. i herd you have top replace the dirt every growing stage, is that true,
>>684978203
Another spliffag here, I'm not a tobacco smoker, but it adds a little buzz from the nicotine and makes the weed burn better.
>>684984142
Are you planning on using a grow room or just using lamps? Btw the lamps are gone cost you a shit ton, if you plan on selling it idk how much money you'll make in the end with subtracting the growroom costs or at least the costs of the lamps.
>>684984354
It does make it last longer, but I prefer joints to spliffs.
>>684978203
Actually I hate cigarette by themselves but I love weed and tobacco mixed
>>684984401
i was planing on getting some 600w grow lights.
maybe setting it up so there's a 1feet per plant in the grow room
2 liter gravity bong
> Not dying after hitting it
>>684984142
I spent like 60 bucks on everything I use 5 gallon buckets for indoors same soil every run
Look into No Till gardening it will save you tons in long run
As for lights I would use led 100w equvielant daylight bulbs about 10 of them only runs as like 100w or sumthin
>>684978203
I do just because can't afford to smoke blunts
>>684984823
Invest in a carbon filter bro
>>684984823
I'm no expert, just using a window as a greenhouse, but I do know it'g gonna cost ye alot.
For anyone stoner who hasn't seen The big lez show on youtube, I suggest you get into it. Choomah Island 2 is quality.
Just copped a track boys! Who's down to light up with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv_e0SF-UmY
Fuck I should be studying, bye faggots!
>>684981529
I like both. I prefer indica. The best time for me to smoke is before I Work, and I clock in at 4:30.
I smoke at 3am, and I've learned to love the feeling of the calm numbness all across me, that strangely wakes me up when it should be doing the opposite, and I just sit in my car in a stupid happy careless haze chain smoking L&Ms in the small town darkness and a completely clear sky above me when I lower my convertible roof. I gotta be careful though because I'm now starting to feel dependant on that cuz it's one of the only things driving me to wake up in the morning.
>>684979396
What kinda vape do you use, portable or desktop?
>>684980363
Sensiseeds? Their NL auto fems are the easiest grow ever.
>>684981535
>>684982313
Yeah I have a little experience and you don't wanna ever fim an auto. Autos have a set life span in days and fimming/topping/transplanting them will usually cause stress that means a few days or week of growth is lost while the plant recovers. Btw topping = two new tops, fimming = 4 new tops because you didn't remove the whole new growth.
>>684981611
Man.. He was probably prepping and looking forward to that festival for months and you ruined it for him by being a complete douchbag, and after he let you hit his piece.. What the fuck kind of bro are you? feel bad.
>>684981063
I love smoking outdoors. Preferably our 2nd floor terrace.
>>684977510
Alright, story time.
>be me about a year ago
>married with toddler and own home
>started growing in a closet for personal use
>hugesuccess.jpg
>all the weed my wife and I can smoke for under $300
>grow second bigger crop while we work through the first
>you guys, srsly it was like 10 ounces in the first crop
>harvest second crop while wife is preggers
>twice a much as the first crop, considering when to start the 3rd
>wife is preggers tho, not smoking anymore
>delivery expected during end of 3rd grow season
>inlaws staying at our house for weeks during this time
>don't want to get busted, postpone 3rd crop
>be me today
>almost out of weed from second grow
>tf did i smoke all that?
>3 months until harvest on 3rd grow
>tfw i know i'm gonna run dry if i don't cut back and it's my fault
TL:DR I smoked/vaped like 15 ounces in 6 months and now I'm gonna run out before my next crop is even ready to smoke.
>>684982001
I'm afraid so, Anon. Start growing it. All my problems with smoking it went away when it became an actual hobby that required time, patience, dedication, not buying it, and also months of abstinence at a time. Also it was my gateway into the world of horticulture which now I'm hooked on. Growing all kinds of my own shit. Next step I'll sell my house and go live in the woods. Maybe not though.
>>684980363
Hey ouwe ziet er goed uit! Is er een shop waar ik northern lights kan vinden? Heb het al jaren niet meer gezien.. Zit er ook aan te denken om dan maar zelf te kweken.
>>684981063
I already posted somewhere else in the thread.
But my favorite is at 3am, an hour and a half before I clock in for work with my convertible roof down under the clear rural night sky, smoking a few joints , smoking a few L&Ms, not caring about anything while I'm completely alone.
>>684982469
Waar woon je? Ik wil wel een jointje met je roken in de shop. Ben 25, dus dat moet lukken.
>>684988073
Ruined it for him? wtf dude he spent 2 hours vegged out on a haystack and had a fucking great time. your telling me you dont enjoy greening out? also who preps for a festival for months?
>>684988073
Also even if you dont enjoy greening out how on earth would that ruin a festival for you? I dont think a festival is complete unless i have spent a few hours completely monged out somewhere ridiculous.
>>684988657
Friesland, ver uit de beschaafde wereld.
>>684988987
Jammer man, had nog zin om wat te doen vanavond. Ik ga wel een rondje lopen ergens. Fijne avond!
>be me a few weeks ago
>brother finds my weed
>no shame I tell him I smoke
>he's like me too
>"wanna go on a car ride?"
>"I would love to"
>drive around smoking, I tell him about college
>fat obese aunt calls, she's too morbidly obese to walk, drive, work, or do anything a normal functioning person can do
>"anon I need you come over, grab my card, and get me a salad from wendys and you can get whatever you want too"
>lol ok
>she gets a shit ton of disability money and never checks her balance
>we come over, she talks for about an hour (she used to be an executive chef, sad how she decided to spend her retirement) we're very stoned still
>get back in the car, turn to brother
>"we gon fuck up Wendy's, bro and we gon fuck up this card"
>get to Wendy's
>"yo can we get an Asian salad and a vanilla frosty?"
>"sure will that be all?"
>naw what's ur biggest burger?
>"our triple cheeseburger"
>this will not suffice. I ask "can I get extra patties on it?"
>"just one extra patty?"
>what's the max?
>everyone in the store is aware of this goin on and some guy says "just name a number."
>I blurt out 8 and this guy is rollin
>an older bitch says "come on we can't do that. Be reasonable"
>k den I want 2 extra patties
>"All right will that be all?"
>.........can I get two of them?
>"you want two of them!?"
>yea. One for my bro I can't leave him hangin. I'll pay for it. Srs.
>"okay one Asian salad, one vanilla frosty, and 2 triple cheeseburgers both add 2 patties. That'll be 25 dollars"
>daaayyyuuummm
>they pull us up for the burgers, me and bro smoke a cig outside while waiting
>hot high schooler, too young for me, walks outside with food
>asks me and bro for snapchats to send her pics of it
>we give her out snapchats
>apparently my brother hit it off with her a week later
>she sends him nudes, and he tells me he fucked her
All for some quintuple amerifat burgers
They tasted like shit btw
>>684988761
Not prepping for months but prepping. and looking forward to it for months. Before I do something like festivals I have to get my chemicals in order and usually come up with a plan of action for when I'm there. But I take your point about monging out to complete the experience. I think I confused greening out with whiting out? If he wasn't throwing up his guts and sweating like a ham on gas mark 5 then it's all gravy.
My smokingweed cat
>>684989606
Such a nice cat
Lovin this Cherry Pie
>>684989234
Fijne avond, m8
>>684977510
Where do you live?
^Forgot to upload im loaded
>>684985849
sure fam where you @
>>684980115
>32 and a half
come on, son. you can do better.
>>684989477
Nah, his pupils disappeared and he slowly fell backwards off the haybale whilst exhaling then spent two hours lying there. even if he was throwing up still not sure how that ruins the fest though.
What do you mean get your chemicals in order? and plan of action?? man you go to nowhere near enough festivals if you plan for them. If i were to ensure I am seeing specific bands or going to places for a specific time i would have missed 90% of all my fondest memories from them. I missed the fucking heavy at nozstock last year and gave zero fucks as i had spent the entire day in the fucking zone dancing to psytrance and there i met people i spent the rest of the fest with and am still friends with now. Gotta let go and wing it man.
dumb idiot stoner here. i live in a 1 bedroom apartment and when i smoke, i get paranoid about neighbors. anyone else have this paranoia/how do you deal with it?
just picked this up for 20$, good deal?
>>684992301
shit man you got ripped off hard
>>684991813\
I deal with it by being sure i make sure all of the smoke goes outside (ventilation/window). If i see all smoke disappear, i don't have a care in the world.
>>684992301
bad b8 m8
>>684981032
oh shit I've got some Death Star myself
My night is totally set
Didn't get a name, but it smokes beautifully.
>>684993999
Trips, bless thee joint that I shall smoke this weekend. Thank you.
![51Bt60nLq1L._AC_UL320_SR258,320_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/02W6N02.jpg "51Bt60nLq1L._AC_UL320_SR258,320_[1].jpg")
>>684994228
is that a fuckin scrubby pad?
>>684978203
I like to smoke a black n mild after a few bong hits
>>684994228
clean your damn piece
>>684989416
10/01
>>684994318
Trips stoner blesses your joint, my friend
>>684994318
I refuse to bless such a pathetically tiny joint. Get gud or go home son.
Ready to smoke up
684995259
Sorry man, that's only after about a gram put through it.. It's a tiny piece, I put a quad through it before I clean it.
>>684992301
almost
>>684996739
>have friend
>works at Wingstop and sells mad bud
>even barters chicken for weed with the local dealers
>couchsurfs because homeless
>usually see him after I get off
>get free wings, beer and bud compliments of mah nigga
>sometimes stays at my place and we just chainsmoke, rap and play Skullgirls
>mfw I haven't paid for weed in weeks
Pic related
>>684977510
my dealer has nothing since one week... i hope you guys have fun :(
>>684987955
Because most of the THC has already been evaporated off it's mostly CBDs and CBNs that remain. These vaporise at higher temperatures than the THC and they're also responsible for the couchlock kinda high. The 'stoned' part of the high.
For me, I will vape during the week as I can still get high and chill, and it still helps me sleep, but as the high is much less of a lazy one I can still get shit done. It's also hella easier to get up in the morning. Then at weekends when I have mates round smoking I will drop some edibles early on in the session (can take anything from 1-4 hours to kick in properly) and vape on for the remainder of the evening.
First run of my magical butter 2, got Larry og going in some coconut oil.
My cat broke my amg bubbler. So now im using pic related. Surprisingly, it works just as well.
WEED LMAO
COOL GUYS
I DO WEED LMAO HAHA POT
fucking degenerates, get a job you fucking losers
who's tripping on this fine day though
Hey guys, got an ounce of cheese, what would you pay for a score?
>>685000069
Depends, for good cheese id do 90 for a half.
>>685000069
Best dealer I know could get me an ounce of mids for £200 odd, Pretty shit place in the middle of nowhere to get good grass. Can get some pretty dank shit online though, too much effort to get all my smokables online though.
>>684979960
Vapers are what make vaping gay
What should I smoke tonight?
>>684999740
Probably work more hours a week than you, and earn a shit ton more.
Bruvs convince me to go get weed now:
>Oslo
>35 min by metro to weedguy
>good weed tho
>didn't smoke in a month
>really wanna see the nba game tonight at 3am, but won't be able to fall asleep unless I smoke
>can't be arsed going so hard because I gotta change a metro and wait and walk and it's cold
Wot do
Gonna stop smoking. Just makes me too lazy.
Pretty much whenever I'm off work I just sit in the house, get stoned and eat all day.
>>685001459
What the fuck is this, a collector's edition?
Where the fuck do you live so you can get so many strains illegally?
Holy balls the best I can find is some stchwag shit that smells like cat piss
>>684999740
How do you think we can afford to buy the weed, dipshit?
>>685002120
>really wanna see the nba game tonight at 3am, but won't be able to fall asleep unless I smoke
That doesn't sounds like a bad thing? You have to stay awake to see the game anyway. Grab a few beers and wait till tomorrow, that's what I would do.
Growing some haze, first time
>>685001459
>2016
>not vaping your weed
pleb tier
>>685002308
>What the fuck is this, a collector's edition?
Pretty much, I like to have different strains for different occasions. I live in Holland.
Alright /b/ros I want to get high but my job wont let me I've been about 6 months sober. What can I do I want to just smoke once but I don't think I'll be clean in 2 weeks I weigh 260 5'11 but what could I do.
>>685001459
The dark one in the middle looks suspicious. I want to smoke it!
>>685002564
I do have a vaporizer, but I don't always use it. I like smoking weed every now and then.
>>685003053
Haha it is suspicious. It's import jamaican, just bought it for fun. It kind off smells and feels like moroccan hash.
>>685002563
Looks very nice for a first grow!
>>685003107
>2016
>owning a vaporizer
>not always using it
>>685003657
Haha dickhead
>>684980363
your plant looks wrong,
already in bloom but not really grown.
>>685004395
Autoflower I guess
>>685003350
Nice!
i got an herbal vape the other day and i cant tell if the hits are weaker or if my tolerance is just going up. thoughts?
I just got my arizer solo in the mail today, I'm at work right now so I haven't used it yet. Anyone have any experience?
>>685002810
If you CAN afford to lose this job, then smoke. Everything else, just hang tight. You've made it 6 months, keep truckin'.
>>685005118
what vape did you get?
If you can control the temp, try going a little higher if you can. But not enough to combust.
Also, if you have only ever smoked before, you should probably give it around 2 weeks of purely vaping. So smoking weed at all. Your body needs to clear out all the toxins from the smoking and smoking seems to re-set it.
I find that these days now I am used to the different feeling of the high and I know how the different temps feel, I can easily switch between the two, though I very rarely smoke it now at all. But at first, if I smoked at weekend, I would always end up back at the start with getting used to vaping.
Nowadays I use a quarter of the bud, and can get higher than I have ever been. And that's in 17 years of smoking weed.
>>685005842
If he smokes once and only a little bit he could be ok if he wasn't so large
>>685005861
i got a wulf vape classic
