Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed
fish
>>688616921
>
>I could barely concentrate on anything
>Only thing on my mind was worrying about how you were doing
>I really did miss you Ruri
>And I really am glad to have you back here by my side.
>Cutie
Nice trips faggot.
>>688617802
Once again, stop.
>>688617999
TRIPS GET
>if trips sachi get
still here
and
>>688618118
do you like salmon?
>>688617507
>I need you~
But I'll go to sleep in like 20 minutes!
>What do you even need me for?
>>688617401
Yes, memes bomb threats.
>How are you Kyouko?
I'm alright, can't really complain.
What about you?
I'd guess you're doing pretty good now eh?
If trips, Sachi gets Shizuru.
>>688618120
>concentrate
Sounds suspiciously german
>>688618311
still here
Milinda claim
>>688617904
I'm not sure. It's just got me confused.
>You liar....
>>688618227
But, you're voluptuous breastesses
QOTT: what would you do for a Klondike bar? EXTREME
Drag my balls over a mile of broken glass
>>688618481
>>688618481
Just stop.
>>688618547
Go to the store and buy one.
>>688618547
I'd stop shitposting in loli breads and start posting loli shit.
>>688618547
I'd rather just have some steak or a burger.
>>688618547
Roll trips.
>If trips, Sachi get
>>688617999
Twice hank starts the thread with trips.
Good breads.
>>688618276
>Ev~
>Re~
>Thing~
>>688617936
To clarify you want someone to taste yours?
>Are you asking me?~
>>688618547
I would drive to the store and buy one... kek
>>688618547
Have sex with Shinoanon
>+500 STD(s) granted
>>688618778
MOTHER FUCKER SO CLOSE QQ
Always one off.
>If trips, Sachi get
hahahahaha holy shit you fuckers are pathetic
>>688618785
>Ev~
>Re~
>Thing~
Sounds like a pretty tempting offer to be honest.
I would gladly help.
>Cutie
>>688618778
Close.
>>688618982
>>688619026
>>688618416
i think thats a yes. I dont eat a lot of fish
>>688618785
well not you exactly. i just dont think i could
>>688618547
I don't enjoy klondike bars.
>>688618476
Another thing that cheers me up is to know that some people, even if they don't show it, enjoy, and sometimes even rely on you. I'm pretty open to showing it though.
>>688618547
Since no one is being XTREME, I will walk across field filled with LEGO pieces.
>>688618476
Wouldn't blame you for that
>I'm telling the truth! Smugs is not lying!
>>688618481
Leave Galky alone!
>>688618778
OFF BY ONE!
I ... can't ... post .. now?
>>688619110
>>688618785
It's involuntary.
>
>>688618547
switch waifus
>>688618669
>grabs one of yeh tits
See ni- OOH, as soft as a pillow
>>688619269
How do you want your steak.
Claimed. Fight me
>>688619340
>>688617999
Open with trips. Nice.
Regretfully watching Hercules
>>688619432
>>688619340
Wow... Are these real? Holy shit... I mean DAYUM...
>>688619340
Yeah, I'm not gonna do this.
>>688618311
I'm an Ausfag.
No German here dude.
>>688618276
I'm feeling great right now. As you could probably easily guess why right now. Heh, but really, I feel amazing right now and nothing could bring me down.
What have you been up to today? Anything new?
>>688619606
If you're Austrian does that mean you know Chara?
>>688619413
>>688618547
I'd stub my little toe on the coffee table
>>688619110
Please do help.
>Just be your cutie self.
>>688619193
Just a tiny little taste.
>A little lick~
>>688619286
I have to to live.
>Also it's fun
>>688619432
HA HAAAAA!!!
>>688619606
>>688619732
Austrians don't call themselves ausfags
He meant Australia
>>688618669
>>688618727
>>688618800
>>688619213
Lame!
>>688618701
Kek
>>688618910
Wew
>>688619039
Noice
>>688619216
>
Holy fuck dude!
>>688619317
I salute you sir
>
>>688619744
>
>>688619787
>>688619866
>>688619884
Don't they call them Schwarzeneggers?
>>688619395
do you not eat fish? or are you saying no to the sex party
>>688619753
i dont know i dont want to do that.
>>688619732
I don't think someone would admit to know that cringe lord
>>688619893
And this is a little preview of what I would post.
>>688619743
Sir, I would ask you to firmly leave the premises.
>>688619606
>What have you been up to today? Anything new?
Meh, not really.
Played Overwatch with some people from here and that was pretty much it.
I had fun though.
You? Anything else aside bomb threats?
>>688619753
>Just be your cutie self.
But I'm not cute!
>You are though
>>688620104
>fukken saved
>>688619893
>>688620146
Trips and the fish is mine
>>688620274
>>688619732
See >>688619884
Never heard of Chara.
>>688620069
Do it, it's for the best.
>Peer pressure, woo!
>>688620286
No you're cute.
>You'd be cuter out of those clothes~
>>688620299
I have two more of these.
>>688620095
I hate you
>Chara is love, Chara is life
Claimed
>>688619213
Yeah. That is very helpful. Im the same way.
>>688619227
... I'm watching you Smug one...
>>688619893
Oh come on, it was kinda funny.
>Bully
>>688620104
Watched the gif with this on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1DUoqjMEI8
top zozzle
>>688620489
That was over too quickly
>holy fuck moar
>>688620485
>You'd be cuter out of those clothes~
Pff, would I?
Maybe you're right.
Or maybe not.
>That pic is so good
>>688619893
What can I say, I'm a madman.
>>688620146
ah ok. sorry for being bad at understanding
>>688620485
why would that make me better?
>>688618778
THE POWER OF ONE OF COMPELS YOU :^)
>this time for sure roll rattle
>>688618547
a what?
>>688620711
Kind of forgot that nothing really happens in that one.
>>688619432
Didja get that thing I sent ya?
>>688620104
Stop Steven
>>688620735
How do I piss people off less, OP queen?
>>688619893
I enjoy pain. Pain is weakness leaving the body.
>>688620929
I'm going to sex the cow
>>688620929
>>688621048
>>688620286
Just talking with someone pretty amazing.
Too bad amazing doesn't really cut it for describing them.
>
>>688620929
Heyo Hols.
What's up?
>>688621026
>>688621086
No.
>>688620735
Oh I'm right, you're looking cuter and cuter.
>Just keep going~
One of the best ones, lewd but not nude and not a screen shot.
>>688620786
A life of experience is a healthy one!
claimed
>>688621035
Yeah, the last 2 are pretty weak.
>>688621026
Holy fuck i jizzed myself
>mi liu
>>688621248
Well that's all I have, you might have some luck finding some more on the loli breads, got that shit from there a while back.
>>688621160
>>688621212
Hey there, not much, not really doing anything myself. You up to anything?
>>688620013
Tapia fish is good fish
>>688620104
Meh
>>688620365
Gotta have a bit of sweet in your diet
>>688620673
FUCK!
>
It was alight. It wasn't EXTREME!
>>688620767
How to madman like you?
>>688620929
MGE
>>688621012
An ice cream sandwich bar
>>688621068
Ayyyyyeeeeeeeee! I love that quote! See it on a lot of marine shirts
>>688620908
so its ok?
>>688621234
can i have a different one?
>>688621223
Doing well?
>>688621261
I didn't need to know that.
>>688621048
OP Queen?
>>688621212
She really is a pretty amazing person, I have to agree with you.
>>688621234
>Just keep going~
Mmm, just for you and just this time.
>>688621495
>>688621616
fish
>vegetarian
>>688621453
Listening to music, chatting with a cutie, not much else really.
But it's the only thing I need these days.
How was your day?
>>688621495
I probably could have gotten a much worse version, didn't stick around for long though.
>>688621495
Yes.
>>688621624
Yeah, like I said I'm not doing much. How are you?
>>688621969
Ah sounds like you're doing good, that's good.
It was good enough, didn't really do much other than workout like usual.
>>688621616
Of course.
>You can do whatever you want.
>>688621661
Mmmm, your cuteness is going to make me explode~
>Just for you
Hnnnnnng
>>688621624
Smother me with the tits pls
>>688622205
Same as always.
>>688622229
>going to make me explode~
Oh my, don't go terrorist all over me!
>Cute pic
>>688622343
>>688622343
>mfw MY DICK used HARDEN
>MY DICK's defense grew
>>688621805
ahh ok. thank you for clearing that up
>>688622229
well i dont think im going to try it. i cant and that is a cute pic
>>688621495
You don't give a fuck about anything. I want that damn klondike bar. I would walk across a mile of LEGO to have said klondike bar.
>>688622400
>Terrorist all over you.
That's one way to put it.~
>Kek
I think I'm sick, I can't sleep because I feel bad for not studying at all yesterday and now I'm feeling like studying at 6:35am.
>>688622416
I'm actually bisexual you retard
Well I thought I could stay up longer but I guess I'm more tired than I thought. Sorry for bailing...
Goodnight all
>>688622764
>>688622724
get well soon homo
>>688622816
Night Milinda!
>>688622366
Well at least its nothing too bad.
>>688622816
I hope you have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Milinda friend!
>>688622692
>That's one way to put it.~
Hehe, I bet you would love that, wouldn't you?
>That pic tho
>>688622724
FeelsBadMan, hope you feel better soon cutie.
>>688622567
Underrated post
>>688622631
Can't is just won't with more curves.
>You can do it! Woo! You get em tomoko!
>>688622567
The only thing that grew was your virginity
Claimed
>>688623149
>>688622366
Yeah, I'm pretty used to it.
>>688622343
No.
claimed
>>688621805
Where do you mostly get your protiens? Beans and broccoli? Not making fun of you. I'm really curious on what has the most protien
>>688622086
Busy with loli and trap threads?
>>688622205
:D
>>688622655
>dat pic
It's so perfect with what you're saying I love it!
>>688622816
Night blue bell. We understand!
>>688622764
I really can't see guys being bi tbh
>>688622954
I'm going to tittyfuck that cow
>mi liu
>>688623311
Shit, first reply was for >>688622954
>>688623020
You know I would.
>First time posting this pic, was going to edit it but haven't yet.
