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>>695507604
It's the wi-fi pimp, modems hangin' from my wrists
Passwords on my blunts, got to log in to get it (You've got mail)
Digits etched on my grave, can't decipher my slang
Wingdings when I speak, bold fonts when I sing
Bitch, I'm comin' through italicized, that's leanin' back
Backseat, chargin' up my MacBook up on my lap
Bitch, my signal always strong and my bandwidth smooth
Rollin' coffins and coughin' until I roll a new
Flash drive blade, plug it in your veins
Downloadin' lives, then I right-click save
Got a 101 CD-changer, Ikea couch with the Sharper Image razor
101 CD-changer, Ikea couch with the Sharper Image razor
Loadin', loadin', bitch, I'm loadin'
Loadin', loadin', bitch, I'm loadin'
>>695509456
Misery
Will you comfort me?
In my time of need
Would you understand?
Understand, won't you understand?
In my time of need
Would you understand?
That I'm just havin fun
That I'm just havin fun
With you
With you
With you
With you
Hold my hand
Won't you hold my hand
In my time of need
Would you understand?
Understand, won't you understand
In my time of need
Would you understand?
That I'm just havin fun
That I'm just havin fun
That I'm just havin fun
That I'm just havin fun
With you
With you
With you
With you
With you
With you
With you
With you
lurkin
Moar comics
>>695510072
i quit
nvm fuck my ass
sup guys. Had to stay late. Someone got fucked up and I got put on a different line.
>>695510440
Thanks for posting shit that most likely none of us can understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV12Db3bBUs
>>695510665
just look at the pictures then faggot
>>695509963
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive
Highway to the danger zone
I'll take you
Ridin' into the danger zone
You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take you
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
>>695510584
No problem. Nothing really going on with me. How about you?
>>695510758
Not much. Has cobi gone insane?
>>695511031
Not that I'm aware of. Him and some anon are just replying to each other with song lyrics.
>>695510735
While you are away I'm waiting
I'm out of my mind you're out of town
You know I'm no stranger to frustration
I won't break I won't let you down
Cause I know right from wrong
And I know I can be strong
You know I won't let me let you down
I look back on my past, I'm dirty
I know that guy would always let you down
But while I am away don't worry
Just keep your faith in me and have no doubt
Cause I know right from wrong
And I know I can be strong
If there's no lying then there's no crying
Arrive in your own time stay patient
You know I won't let me let you down
(I'm waiting)
You know I won't let me let you down
(You know I won't let me waiting)
You know I won't let me let you down
(You know I won't let me)
Won't let myself be led into temptation
It's you and me nobody else allowed
Well you know I'm no stranger to frustration
Just keep your faith in me and have no doubt
Cause I know right from wrong
And I know I can be strong
If there's no lying there's no crying
Arrive in your own time stay patient
You know I won't let me let you down
(I'm waiting)
You know I won't let me let you down
(You know I won't let me, I'm waiting)
You know I won't let me let you down
(You know I won't let me)
You know I won't let me let you down
I'm hitting the bed mate, see ya tomorrow *hugs you tightly and pats your head*
>>695511548
Later anon. Sweet dreams
>>695511031
fuck up boi
>>695511173
I see. This is for alex, if he's lurking.
https://youtu.be/6OiMboi7wgE
>>695511929
wut.
>>695512017
>Oh beans!
OH BEANS
neocount already go to bed tonight?
>>695512362
Not yet.
>>695512450
heyo count. How goes life?
>>695512145
Don't worry about it homie
Dash post your socks again I didn't save it last time.
>>695512478
Oh, I dont know.
I still haven't been able to talk with the girl about whats going on.
But I was talking to another girl I've liked for...8 years or so now. She's in the country to visit a new bf. Sounds like things are good so far.
But, she said if she's still single when she's 30 She's all mine. That's about 3 years from now.
I found that amusing and..interesting..
>>695512689
That pic was OC btw
>>695512901
I was wondering that, but didn't ask for some reason. Nice collection.
>>695513079
I've got another on the way, but it's not BD related.
>>695513302
Post pics when you get it.
>>695512622
I should of known better. Should of seen right through...
https://youtu.be/mBluR6cLxJ8
>>695512901
have some of my OC. Unfortunately, grainy as shit.
>>695512846
Women. They're so odd. They can't even. The one really needs to talk to you. Like, you guys need to try to sort this out. The other chick seems very interested though, if not with a weird time lock. I can't even begin to try and unravel either.
Small dump time.
>>695513405
Nah it's not anything special looking. It;s something to help with the size problem. I can NOT take that snow leopard. I can BARELY take the tongue. TMI MY B
>>695513497
Jeeezus why is 4chan taking 4ever to load your image in particular. Shitty LA servers.
>>695513926
It's because I'm camouflaged. Takes a bit longer to see me.
>>695513497
Yeah.
With the first one, we were never together, but it seemed like there was some interest, and that there was going to be continued physical contact.
I just want to figure out why that changed so fast.
the second one, well, she lives in wales. I've always been interested, but never pursued anything because she's half way around the world from me.
I do like her though. She's really hot, and we used to chat a lot on the computer. We got along really well the one time we got to hang out, that was about 4 years ago, she was on holiday in Florida and invited me to come too.
>>695513808
>TMI MY B
Hah, I don't mind. Yeah I like the snow leopard. It looks like a good size for me, but I'd probably want something bigger. I'm a size queen.
>>695514084
With the the foreign lady, it seems like that's when she'll be proper in the USA. I guess that sorta explains the time lock.
But back to the main chick, I'm still holding this on her parents. I've seen many a relationship suddenly get rocky/stop before it can go because someone makes a remark that really isn't too much of their business. I mean, yeah. Age difference. A bigger one than I figured, but I've known people with similar time stretches that loved each other to death, or are still both together.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Sp-OyFuCsIZdJ0VGaKZpXFLUcmPp6rTIp-LIe5rh52E/edit?pref=2&pli=1#
post here
editable google doc
kek
normies rekt
>>695509381
anyone know a good place that updates fairly often s/fur artwork?
>>695514261
What's the biggest thing you've had in your ass?
>>695514261
Not that I'm sure everyone wants to hear it, but I've had some "gay" experiences, and I would assume if I was gay, I would be a size queen.
Also dash. We know you're a size queen. You have very rigid, large standards.
>>695514472
Yeah, I haven't completely given up on her yet.
But, now that it looks like she isn't going to leave her current bf that doesn't look good.
Before every day she was complaining about him and how much she wanted to be done with him, but hasn't said anything like that for about as week.
That seems to have started when she thought he was trying to break up with her. They had a fight and I thought they were getting together that sunday get each others personal stuff to the right person, but when I saw her monday they were still together and I havent really asked for a detailed explanation.
>>695514784
gae is okey
>>695514740
Well I don't have any actual sex toys, but I've improvised quite a bit. My doggo has one rubber chew toy that I guess is supposed to be like a rope, and I think it's 18" long. I was only ever able to take about 8". As for circumference, I can take about 8" as well.
>>695514784
>Not that I'm sure everyone wants to hear it, but I've had some "gay" experiences,
Tell us
>>695515457
>Doggo toy
>Rope
>OW
>>695515523
It's rubber. I'm trying to find a pic of what it looks like.
>>695515457
>>695515337
Well, I almost had gay sex with jay once, when I was single. Jay is bro-sexual. and we were both drunk. Ended in a fap together watching lesbo porn.
Oh, and I can take an entire large david to the hilt with a bit of time and work. No I'm not posting proof. Nothing has been in my ass in 3 years, and I don't even enjoy anal, no matter what I do.
>>695515203
I wish that people could just talk to each other immediately when stuff like this happens. I don't think it's necessarily her or your fault, but giving it time won't help anything.
>>695515523
It looks like this. I would use it all the time when no one was home or when they were asleep. It was fucking great, but my tiny body could never make it more than half way.
>>695515752
Should have done it. Would have made for a great story.
That's impressive. But I know some people aren't into it.
>>695515953
I agree, and when we were texting about it I told her I wanted to talk in person and she said ok, we just havent had the time for it yet.
>>695516324
What's up WeebuM?
>>695516373
Nothin much, been hanging out and voice chatting in the /trash/ discord this week.
>>695516440
Cool dude.
I bet there would be a decent market for sex toys sold in the dog toy section and sold as dog toys..
>>695516492
How about you?
>>695516324
>
>>695516250
That's some professional anal toy looking dog rope
>>695516554
Already got it
>>695516505
There probably would be. It would be interesting.
>>695516528
I'm a'ight. Enjoying my socks.
>>695516554
Right? Everyone in my family referred to it as a double-ended dildo. Little did they know that I actually used it as one, heh.
Also, that pic is great.
>>695515979
>I can't take it
YES YOU CAN. DON'T BE A QUITTER. TAKE IT LIKE A MANNNNNNNN. *insert dildo fox training montage here*
And while it would have made for a great story, I'm a bit happier I lost myself to my fox. Jay's my fucking best bro ever, but it would have been awkward to explain to her that we fucked eachother in the ass.
>>695516554
you got that picture of the fleshlight inside the vagina
>>695516675
PIIIIICTUUUURES
>>695516153
best of luck when you get a chance. I honestly hope that you two can make it work, or at least reach something better than what you currently have.
>>695516714
No, I mean I literally couldn't go any further. I tried dozens of time. My body is just too small for that kind of length.
Ha, sounds like it would have been pretty great to explain.
>>695516762
>>695512689
>>695516920
Oh, it'll go.
>>695517080
Maybe, but I could never go any further. It would really start to be uncomfortable at about 8", and no matter how much I tried to change positions I could never go any deeper.
>>695516844
Yeah, we'll see.
This is one really fucking gay s/fur thread.
>>695517517
show me pics of you in socks and panties you faggot
>>695516920
>>695517368
https://youtu.be/oECIKVaz5rc
You need to find a nice top and get rekt. And that jay story would have been awkward. Sorta funny later on, but awkward still. Jay's a musclebound gymfag now. So I think it would actually be kinda funny to say "yup, bent him over like a bitch and destroyed him", but still.
>>695517683
I don't have any panties. And I already linked you to the pic of my socks.
>>695517863
slut
>>695517859
>You need to find a nice top and get rekt
Nah, I don't like the idea of being fucked by another guy. But I will admit, there is one guy I kinda have a crush on.
>>695517863
Yep, a virgin slut.
>>695518039
And retarded, apparently.
>>695517959
>>695518039
So are you gay leaning bi, or top gay?
last get
>>695518315
Bi, but I prefer women.
>>695518039
I'd slam dunk my skin flute in your fox hole
>>695518354
too quick on the draw.
>>695518357
Do you /like/ anal? Or more precisely, is it enjoyable?
![[jay getting a hold on you].webm](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/thumb/1467/092/1467092940197s.jpg "[jay getting a hold on you]")
