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>>703163358
You got any more, friend?
Do you have the one about boosting computer speed?
>>703164155
No sorry I'm dumping just what I have
I need more infographics
Hey, thanks for the info m8
>ITT Critical information for the white middle-class internet porn addict
>>703165572
underpated roast
>>703167169
>>703167197
>>703167354
>>703164000
tldr?
>>703167376
>>703167431
It's informative.
>>703163358
>>703163431
Or you can get an ankle holster and baggy pants.
bump
for the american fucktards
>>703164000
>admits to doing drugs, stealing, and running from the police
>proceeds to cry about how the police will taze you for doing "nothing"
Let me guess, it was a nigger.
>>703166412
It's not underrated if it was just posted, faggot.
>>703163582
bullshit.
What you do if you know there is a bomb drop on the ground and open your mouth facing away from the blast then when the shock wave passes face the other way and do the same until over.
>>703169483
lol I LOVE that the douche doesn't throw the first punch in this infograph
>>703169761
Consequences of being a moron boasting about doing something illegal on Facebook, more like.
>>703167952
kek
>>703175452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTiHT3EpS1I
>>703175488
http://bnrg.cs.berkeley.edu/~randy/Courses/CS39K.S13/anarchistcookbook2000.pdf
Boom shakalaka check em
>>703175452
I was thinking about trying this.
>>703175551
so close..................
>>703167859
Do parkour
>>703175566
Do eeeeiiiiitt dubdub
Then give me a call
>>703164332
Any sites that can link the usernames to emails?
>>703175746
All information should be free.
>>703175996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8
>>703168024
Informing of what?
>>703176267
The knot you use to make a hangman's noose is a common fisherman's knot as well. So if you're trying to line a hook, think about killing yourself - or whatever, you know.
>>703176383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCCmB0RBeQ
>some insightful quote by some dead, ancient ruler or modern scientist or writer
>>703175941
Is that a no?
Nice chart. Something to think about.
>>703176571
Resume
>>703177203
>>703177052
gentlemen...
>>703174684
sure m8
>>703177419
>>703177490
>>703177529
Definitely worth the read sometime, the cunt who wrote this has an amazing sense of humor
requesting molotov tutorial
>>703177529
I need one for eating ass.
>>703177582
Don't stick it in just yet, you're almost there.
>Foreplay is moreplay.
>>703177603
Fucking idiot.
>>703175464
>>703177644
gotchu fam
>>703169634
we need to make a new one how to survive in Europe around Arabs and Turks
>>703177794
Don't go backpacking for starters
>>703177796
>>703173156
saved
>>703177672
That's fucking rad
>>703177878
I would fucking hate the person who wrote this, and it's a bit cringeworthy, but it covers any area of misunderstanding
>>703169815
>Yellow niggers
"Dem yellow niggers with their chapsticks and tiny eyes"
>>703177794
I think we have that already in America. We say, "Shoot first, ask questions later."
>>703163358
Can you show a newfag how your meme folder looks like?
>>703177672
What is this SCP?
>>703178348
What is Google?
>>703164155
did you try downloading more ram?
http://downloadmoreram.com/
>>703178588
I'm not playing this game.
>>703169815
keked and saved.
>>703178348
Are you serious?
>>703179478
What am I supposed to say?
>>703174372
thx anon.
>>703179523
Just asking cause it feels like bait the "what's scp"
>>703178348
why not just canned food? it last decades
>>703178055
>>703177854
cool that you live in your fairy land of cowboys and shootouts but that's not how reality works.
a general urban survival guide would be cool is what I'm sayin. It's not as if you don't have niggers too where you live
>>703177878
this is bullshit... put something about cheating and affairs
how to recognise the general hints that she'll be down for it and not rat you out. and also a checklist how to hide your traces
>>703177644
Pretend it's groceries.
>>703177738
KEK!
>>703164332
not relevant anymore, your best bet is to use drizzybot
>>703179706
Works fine if you're inclined to freedom and exercising your rights. If you're stuck being a Democrat or eurotrash, well i suggest porting a small bottle of lube at all times. Don't want anal fissures.
>>703180532
You are stupid cunt aren't you. It shows you know.
>>703167859
Run
>>703180925
Best of luck to you my friend. Feel free to come stateside sometime. I'll buy you a burger, take you shooting, and we'll drink God's chosen whiskey, bourbon.
You can brag about your culture, being multi lingual, and tell me how shit our food is. It'll be a good time bubba.
>>703164155
I can help with that.
>open task manager
>right click the program you wanna boost
>go to processes
>right click on that
>select affinity
>select "high" (not "real time")
And
>open Start menu
>type msconfig
>disable all unnecessary items in boot, services, and startup
Hope it helps.
>>703182083
Select PRIORITY, not affinity. My mistake.
>>703177582
As a femanon I approve. This all sounds fucking amazing
>>703182304
Hi, my name is anon
>>703176383
Stopped reading after .22 rifle for deer hunting. You're a fucking moron.
>>703182615
This is no longer viable. They have changed their formula. Too many people went and offers themselves, leaving this shit behind on their comps, and the companies changes their mix. You will not die, you will look like a teenage girl crying for help. Find another way.
>>703182694
Yeah, you might get away with it in the SE US, but that's fucking it. The deer up north would follow you home and kill your dog for shooting them with a .22
>>703182810
bummer. got any updated methods?
>>703183520
try closing off your artery to your brain with a zip tie or something without closing off your windpipe
>>703183520
As far as gasses, you'll need a license of some sort or a /really/ good excuse to get a bottle of the pure shit from a supplier. FYI you can use helium or carbon monoxide, they'll do the same job. Whatever is easier for you to get a license for or bullshit your way into. Maybe look into their industrial uses, and learn enough that you could bullshit yourself a nice hobby that might get you in the door. Idk, legwork is on you man. Also, this is America. You could also just buy a shotgun, you know?
>>703184102
carbon monoxide won't work for painless btw
>>703184261
Monoxide will. Dioxide won't. That's why any fuck head can buy CO2 or dry ice, but you gotta be special to get the good shit.
>What is thinking before I post?
>>703163358
DONT DO THIS IT CREATES A HIDDEN FILE!!
>>703184102
>>703184512
i mean, i've not actively suicidal, i have time. just always figured i'd rather go out on my own terms eventually. didn't mean to beg, just curious.
>>703185307
Also, gasses. Freon will do nicely, it'll send you if in a dream. R22 will kill you quick, but it's harder to get ahold of, and expensive. 407a is a cheaper alternative that will also kill you. Cheers man.
>>703185512
cool. thanks, man.
>>703163431
>people wear their coat open to get to guns faster
>people wear their coat closed to hide gun better
pick one.
>>703164524
fuck hobos, they should die off
This is a good thread.
I like this thread.
>>703174244
thanks for this one, fairy type is a bitch
bump
>>703182694
I continued reading to give the benefit of the doubt. It gets worse. Whoever wrote this is fuckin retarded or trolling the shit out of wannabe woodsmen.
Every single bullet point is nearly the exact opposite of what should be done.
>>703182615
Someone post the one where anon's mom walks in on him doing this pls
>>703177796
>i am a raging feminist bitch
HMMMMMMMMMM
>>703173594
Spells SMEMS in morse
>>703177796
>who am i gonna run back to when i need my fill? Chad
HMMMMMMMM
Faggots this was good lots of good info
>>703189640
Kys dickhead
>>703184512
Go into bathroom with shitty old gas/wood burner and wait about an hour.
quick bump
>>703174264
This doesn't work tried many times on different vators
>>703190103
Try pushing once and then push again and hold.
>>703189350
no spells 3e7
>>703169456
Whats the difference between a plat and a braid?
>>703164114
wish there was one of these for Australia
>>703192169
When you're looking for someone in Australia just yell really loud: Oi! Mate! Get over here Ya wanka!
this fucking saved me. Worth a read
