IM SO MAD! >be me >at gfs house >she falls asleep >she
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IM SO MAD!
>be me
>at gfs house
>she falls asleep
>she gets text
>my fucking best friend
>read through old texts
>they've been seeing each other
>niggerwtf
>go to liquor store
>slammed half of this in car on way back
>back now
>what do
>>710846953
Oh ya.. dubs decides
>>710846953
Write down your thoughts and feelings. Go to sleep. Wake up and break up with in person.
im not mad at all. are you mad?
>>710846953
take photos of sleeping gf w/ timestamp
jizz in her hair
light his car on fire and shave her head.
Go fuck that nigga up why you cryin to b for? Pussyboiiiiii
cum on her face
>>710846953
You don't get to say slam unless you actually slammed it. With a rig. You fucking lightweight
Calmy wake her up, tell her she has to go.
Stop drinking and feeling sorry for yourself. Be a better man than before. Shes not worth fucking you up mentally. Take the high road on this one. Find your self worth and truly believe it. Put the booze down and distract yourself. Hang with other friends. Block all contact with both of them. The most important thing is to move on as fast as possible. Dont give her the power
>>710846953
give her a liqueur enema and then tie her up....
....for rapes
check em
>>710846953
Fam he doesn't sound like a bestfriend. Dump her and tell that guy to fuck himself
>>710846953
>jizz in her hair
This
look at the bright side of it at least now you know your best friend can't be trusted and your girlfriend is a cheating slut. just move along ... improve yourself and look for a trustworthy girl and new friends. unless you re a cuck
>>710846953
post her tits with timestamp
Use the other half as a molotov. Arouse her from her sleep with said molotov in hand and lighter in the other. Demand from her, when she is aware of what the situation is, everything you wish to know. After said knowledge pull out the cork, take a swig of the alcohol, and spit it full force in her face.
>>710846953
Send him a closeup pic of your asshole from her phone
>>710846953
Remove both of them from your life and look at this as an opportunity to improve/reinvent yourself.
>>710847048
rooll
>>710846953
fuck her right now and livestream it
Crush up a whole bunch of grandaddy long legs get the venom and mix it with potassium spread it on a pbj and boom they are dead
>>710846953
Wake her up. smash. in the morning smash. then break up with her
Nice catching her by going through her texts. Wtf boi, if she's getting pumped full of cum by your friend how can u not notice? My tip, suggest threesome or get chucked so u can watch your friend plough your soon to be ex girlfriend
>>710847288
Lame get, but ok. Will do
>>710847142
re roll
>>710847296
Dam nigga you done that before?
dont be a faggot cuck and blow their brains out
Show us the texts or bs
>>710847416
be fun instead, strip her right now
>>710847296
Dude is it really worth killing someone??
>>710847291
reroll
yeah, just smash, cum on her face without warning her first, record it, humiliate her, break up with her and lowkey rush your so called "best friend"
>>710847450
We are on the same page.
WTF bro?
>>710847450
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>710846953
Invite your friend over and you both have sex with her.
>>710846953
neither respect you
leave
satan says you get her completely undressed and throw the bottle at her.
>experience problem
>immediately run to the liquor store
You are pathetic, no wonder she needs a proper man inside her. KYS.
666
>>710847416
Okay then... Call your friend tell him come over and fucker her while you watch and be cucked for the rest of your life
fuck her in the ass while you watch her blow your friend.
satan says you finish the rest and go to bed
>>710847416
You won't regret it.
Been in that situation before. Cut them both out of your life. You'll be better for it, I guarantee.
take a pic of her soles
>>710846953
Stop acting like such a faggot, just move on. revenge is gay.
Think it through,
Don't act irrationally,
If you want revenge then you'll have to plan,
Otherwise just break up in an honest way without flipping out because she'll feel worse about it
I say pull down her panties and fuck her right now. Straight up cum in her and then just leave. Never speak to her again.
Pretend you didnt see the text and make a accidental fire happen so she burns to death
fuck her and tell her youre breaking up with her while ur cumming inside
then just leave without saying a word
>>710847633
Ok.. about to leave now. Wow you faggots were super tame tonight.
>>710847227
This. The people closest to you are snakes. Find new people.
But if you need revenge, Fuck up both of their houses and cars. You have to do it in a way which can't be traced back to you though. Avoid cameras no fingerprints etc. Then calmly dump her ass like a man and cut both of them off completely
>>710846953
Peppermint schnapps, what're you gay?
>>710847534
Yes, yes it is. Actually in many countries the woman would be burned and the best friends dick would be chopped
>>710847815
who lives in a shithole like that?
>>710847815
You should still cum in her hair though
Get in that one more time
Ne a man op.wake that bitch up confront her and if she lies just leave.
She'll regret it and she's a cheating whore.
Dubs get cut as much of her hair off as possible with scissors. Then shit on her as she sleeps.
>>710847534
Haha someones a pussy
>>710847815
i hope you realize that you are a beta cück
Stick your dick in her asshole
>>710847967
RErolling
Post nudes
>>710847282
yes
>>710847815
You can't leave before final anal.
>>710848008
He cant dude he doesnt have one haha
>>710847897
It's her grandmas house. She is taking care of the old botch currently. Thinking about placing boner on her head. She deserves to be degraded on /b/. 8 decides of I do it or not. I made this thread in hopes I could have some fun you faggots
Don't cum inside her, she'll cry rape and you'll lose
>>710848144
do it
>>710848144
Nope
>>710847640
Wizard detected.
>>710846953
https://youtu.be/Ildtq20FK7I
>>710847296
This works trust me
your best friend is no longer your friend and your gf is no longer your gf they are both piles of shit, move along op
>>710848144
send tits my guy
Obviously take pics with the proof of the phone.
Is she a light sleeper? If not pull her underwear to the side and show us what that slutty cunt looks like. If she is a light sleeper turkey slap that bitch till she's awake.
>>710848237
this
If she's out cold then this is your opportunity to move out.
>>710846953
do this anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY
Who uses sms?
>>710846953
> punishing yourself with alcohol because your gf is a whore
You could talk to her about it if you want to keep your relationship or you could tell her it's over, instead you do what?
Self harm.
What are you, a teenage emo girl?
Stupid cuck.
>>710847282
Omfg this
>>710846953
Screen shot text mags and post them
post nudes of her
>>710847815
Don't forget your charger.
>>710846953
dude, relax. GTFO there. 1. shes not even cute. 2. She lives in a shithole and you could do so much better.
3. never talk to her again, your life will improve.
Do whatever makes you feel good and then leave and never look back.
>>710848144
OP cum in her hair
>>710847160
Who the fuck cares pussy.
>>710846953
Go to doctor
Complain of sleeplessness
Get ambien or valium
Order tattoo kit online
Crush pill and slip in in gf's drink
Tattoo gf with "I am a cheating whore" or similar message on her back or chest or wherever
Or just take her to a crazy muslim country, steal her passport and leave her there
>>710848507
rerolling, you gotta cum in her hair, start diddling now
>>710847296
Won't work. Stomach acid will destroy the venom.
>>710848328
OP here. I drank because it feels good and makes me forget that my gf cheated on my with my fucking friend. Not because I want people to see me harming myself. I don't think about my poor liver when I drink. You just wasted a get on my thread you asshole
>>710848144
just do it then, why wait for dubs, you obviously want to do it. Go for it. Take lots of pictures cause she's gonna be out of your life soon.
Show more ass.
Hit bitch in head with bottle. Unless it's plastic, in which case I'm no longer interested in this thread.
>>710848144
Goooo
>>710848507
>>710848546
dubs are coming OP
>>710847742
Do this but super rough and angry.
>>710848570
show text or gtfo. Let's see this message from your best friend.
>>710848443
unless OP is a nigger and a faggot, which is the case by default
>>710848619
>>710848546
>>710848507
rerolling
You read through her old texts. You realize they have been seeing eachother. The first thing you do is leave her and go to the liquor store?
Dump her ass as hard as you can then K.O this idiot of a friend you've got.
Leave, far
shit on her face, it is the only possible option
>>710848570
That ear is just begging to be pissed in.
Murder her in her sleep
>>710848570
She's ugly anyways. Weiner on head pls
>>710847722
da MAN here.
At the very least confront her before you leave. Yell or something to make her remember the night she got caught cheating and leave an emotional scar on her.
>>710848643
rolling for this. He probably just said "hi" and your autistic ass got paranoid.
jizz in her hair
or fuck w/ her grandma and her shitty house
Takr a shit right by her head stick a birthday candle in it and light it
Well you kind of broke some rules finding it out when you went through her phone; but then you also found out some information that's worse than you going through her phone. So I don't know; call her a whore, tell her it's over, piss on her carpet and punch your friend in the face.
>>710848755
This, traumatize her.
>>710848570
Shave that stache on her lip OP.
OP show texts or sage in all fields
Send tits
Kek it's your fault for invading her privacy and reading her messages, she's not in the wrong here.
cum on her face
murder
>>710847197
That's so weird I though the same roll
Remote on head while we wait..
>>710848811
well fuck my ass and call me Jerry, cant ignore two of them dubs
>>710848755
>he thought we're capable of feeling remorse for shit like this
>>710848822
Winner winner shave that bitch and eat it for dinner
>>710848755
>>710848811
>>710848822
>>710848833
SO MANY DUBS OP WHERE U AT M8
>>710848839
Fuck off white knight. Cheating is never right.
Let's see those texts OP
>>710848570
if 8 or dubs slam the fucking bottle on her face.
NIGGER POKE HER POOPER WITH BONER POKE HER POOPER WITH BONER AHABABA
>>710846953
Fuck her or show ass after you piss on her grandma
>>710848837
Reroll
>>710848866
Damn son you the dubs king
>>710848901
How do you get baited that easily?
>>710848810
No, the whole "going through the phone" bit is not some rule break when something is going on. Tired of people always trying to pull the "well two wrongs"
Go fuck yourself.
Cut a good amount of her hair off with kitchen scissors, show us what you cut of course.
For the most part this was a civil ass thread
/b/ I am proud
>>710846953
This is precisely why she cheated. Your a pussy. Instead of having it out with your best mate, your taking pictures of a girl that's now probably aware. Call your best friend and be a man. You'll loose her but you you won't be a pussy anymore.
cum on grandma and then shove tooth brush up your ass then put back on where it was for further use
also mandatory TITS of the whore on demand
These guys lame, cum on hair.
>>710848957
ROLL FOR PISS ON GRANDMA
Take her out to dinner and then and then mid meal excuse yourself to the bathroom, forever.
dick on head my nig lets see
>>710848898
>>710848879
>>710848866
>>710848833
>>710848822
>>710848811
op make that bitch regret living, make sure to record it all for our viewing pleasure after
Record you emotionally scarring that bitch. Livestream it or something.
Nut on her face
>>710848863
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a remote control on her head. Wowww you're such a badass
fucking faggot, no wonder she's cheating on you. She's sucking your friends dick and your great idea is "remote on head"
>>710849007
rolono
>>710849001
Pretty much this. Speak your piece; even if your voice shakes.
Post tits. Obviously.
>>710849059
Roll
>>710848144
So the story was bullshit? Kek
>>710848781
Rerollin
OP is a faggot.
Did someone say......?
OP wake her ass up and get on with it. Tell the bitch off then leave.
>>710846953
Start a fire
>>710846953
Send her a text that you're breaking up with her and leave, never to be heard from again.
>>710848976
It's always a violation of trust to go through your significant others things.
Not saying he shouldn't have done it, but don't sugarcoat it with an ends justify the means thing.
He doesn't have to feel sorry cus she fucked him over. But he still wronged her
>>710849070
Yup dudes a straight bitch. "Guys look im so edgy, remote on head". Yet he has the nerve to bitch at us cause were too "tame". Instead of handling things like a man, he wants to impress some faggots on the internet. I can see why she cheated
OP here.. can I please get something realistic here? I actually want to stay with this girl.. I was more hoping you guys would roll something sexual.. or something that wouldn't ruin everything between us.. sorry. I know I'm a faggot. like nudes or cum or anything like that... or piss. Idc. Pic of her and gma kek
what the fuck is a desu
>>710849220
Kek get a load of this fuckin fagot
>>710846953
You're there now right? Grab all your shit, leave, and don't respond to her ever again. Ghost the fuck out of both of them.
>>710849220
no he didn't. Knock that shit off. She forfeited any means of privacy when she sucked another dick and decided to lie to OP about it.
>>710849255
>getting cucked
>b but i love her
Kill yourself
>>710849255
Post. Her. Tits.
>>710849255
This is why she cheated on you. Beta fag
>>710848643
this
>>710849255
CUCK
>>710849255
Fuckin tits OP. Dick in her nostril.
>>710849255
Once a cheater always a cheater. In case of dubs invite said friend over to fuck her with you and when he shows up beat his ass and call her a whore and then leave
>>710849255
ahahaha absolute beta cuck confirmed
kys faggot
>>710846953
dump the dead weight bro....cut your losses and get the fuck out of that situation.
it sucks ya but your ability to keep rolling is the best and its better to find out now then after she got pregnant or some other shit.
>>710849276
Call a spade a spade. If he went through her phone and nothing was there people would be all on him for being an insecure bitch. Only difference is he got results.
>>710849255
Why Would you stay with her? She broke and violated your trust faggot? She betrayed you. If you stay and beg for her back, you'll only look like less of a man to her and she'll just keep doing it
thread is shit, abort, OP isnt delivering
fucking faggot, go home and hang yourself
>>710849347
This
>>710849255
don't worry op, I'll save this thread.
Show tits if you've got em.
>>710849255
Cuck
>>710849255
Is she asian or have downs??
>>710846953
Take her panties off
>>710848967
>>710848901
listen man i went through exactly what you are going through and trust me, she isnt worth it. just let her go and move on you fucking pussy
>>710849255
You are on 4chan for actual real life advice op.
You are making a BIG fucking mistake buddy.
Also. Text your "buddy". tell dat fuckboi to leave your woman alone otherwise your coming over there with a red sock and ruining all his white laundry
>>710849255
>>710849001
You've already lost her, time to become a man
>>710849345
Just because she did that doesn't mean what he did wasn't violating her personal space. He doesn't have to feel sorry for it, but it's what he did.
>>710849255
You might love her but she certainly doesn't love you. She's a cunt.
Dubs get this:
>>710849387
>>710849255
Cum on face
>>710846953
Strip her naked and call your best friend to come over and fuck her right in front of him
>>710849255
Cut your dick off, you spineless faggot.
>>710849466
You want him to look like a faggot dont you?
>>710848976
Hold on a second. I said what she did was worse. Nobody's pissing on your pseudo-MRA blog here, buddy; just relax.
Tits
>>710849490
Nigger this is sorry ass bait. Go home with that shit maybe you can find your wife fucking a nog since you don't keep tabs on her.
>>710849490
Fuck off cheating whore
>>710849220
well what the fuck. he wronged her if there was no reason to check. trust is important. sometimes you need to check your gfs phone like i let mine check my phone. i have nothing to hide. it's her right to know if im doing something behind her back. if you are the most important thing to a person they should know what you're doing in your free time. or else dont get in a fucking relationship. i know a lot of you fucks get off on cheating.. or even getting cheated on which is fucking absurd to me but ok.
>>710849561
Reroll
>>710849255
If you want to stay with her like a beta, you need to kick the out of your 'friend', at least keep some dignity.
>>710849255
You want realism?
If you want to stay with her you're going to have to let her know you know and that you forgive her and then ask if she still wants to be with you.
If she says no, well ya tried.
If she says yes, you need to drop that friend and make her not talk to him anymore.
>>710849561
Roll
>>710849520
I'd modify this:
strip her naked, put cock in her mouth, take a pic with her phone, send it to that friend with note: "I've used this cumdumpster one last time, now you can have it".
Then screencap and post it here
>>710849466
Dubs. Do it op.
>>710849551
You mention it like its fucking relevant to the matter at hand. It's a very small crime in comparison to her gargling his best friends mayonnaise behind his back. The end does justify the means now go back to /pol where you belong
>>710849622
*kick the shit
>>710847288
I think you just saved their lives, faggot
>>710849255
Holy shit dude, that bitch is a fuckin goblin. Move out of there and become gay.
>>710846953
How about you either post screenshots/pics of the texts between her and your friend? Or, at least, tell us what the messages were like? Are you certain that they've fucked/fucked around with each other?
Also, how long have you and the girl been together? And how good a friend is this guy? Just curious.
>>710846953
strip naked and cum on face
>>710849255
be a fucking man, degrade the bitch in a way you choose, and leave the fucking cunt. Love the cunt or not, surely she doesn't love you.
>>710849578
If he went through her phone and there was nothing there what would you say
Are you sure it's your girlfriend? Are you gay? That's definitely a guy!!!
>>710849586
Lol what?
>>710849664
Thats not realistic you autistic inbred mongoloid
>>710849664
YES REROLL
>>710846953
Fuck all these bitch replies, ya know what you do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbw_BxDwdjk
>>710847534
Anon your pussy is showing
POST SCREENSHOTS NIBBA
>>710849664
This is your chance at catharsis, bud.
>>710849664
Yes
Op deliver?
Winrar?
Onion?
>>710849755
winrar x10
>>710849594
You let her see, that's different than her taking your shot while you sleep.
>>710849594
not checking each other phones periodically - that's called trust
unless you have a reason to be suspicious, everyone's the right to have some privacy if it doesn't include fucking other people in their free time
if my gal told me she goes out with her BFF for a beer, I wouldn't give a single fuck, just said "ok", instead of checking her phone and verifying if what she says it's true
>>710849712
Yeah we have no idea of the severity or authenticity of the texts. For all we know, OP is overreacting
>>710849751
thats totally realistic you alcoholic cuck
>>710849694
Yeah but if he'd been wrong you'd be giving him shit about being insecure instead. Also I don't go on /pol/.
>>710849255
Pfft. And all this over a 3.5/10, tops.
>>710849733
He checked because he was already suspicious so the likelihood of needing to check if there wasn't a problem goes way down. I say if you have a feeling and need the evidence then fine. If you don't find anything then maybe you need to leave the bitch because you already don't trust her
>>710849347
Definitely this
>>710849829
i wouldn't care m8. you share each others saliva, you should share anything.. no reason in hiding things. secrets tend to grow
>>710849867
>going on /b/ but not /pol/
why do you even come here you fag
This thread is a failure, just like OP.
tell the bitch to get the fk off, and then go to your homies house and slap the shit out of that fool. thne bang his mom
Place your dick on her lips, then jack off on her face and hair.
I've been there OP.
Confront her. Be as calm as possible. Kick her ass to the curb. Move on.
>>710849490
There is no violation of personal space because the relationship is now only maintained on lies. It has nothing to do with him. If you're at this point, it's up to you to take your own happiness into your own hands. Priority goes to finding out the truth, and if she's fucking behind his back, he has every right to prioritize his life AND his health above her faux privacy.
kill them both and blame it on violent video games and loose gun laws
>>710849859
Im not OP fagit. Midway taking her clothes off she'll wake up and then OP will catch a rape charge. Do you not understand that your clearly underthought plan for "epic keks" wont work, you remedial english class taking mouth breather
>>710847815
Rolling for surprise facial before leaving.
But before you leave, wake her up, tell her you know about her and former best friend's affair and take a picture of the look on her stupefied, cum-riddled face then post it to your /b/ros
>>710849867
Naw I said if you don't trust the bitch it's time to leave. If you don't like /pol you can always fuck off to Reddit where white knight faggots like you go to suck feminist cock?
>>710849971
This, rolling for 8
>>710849255
you are a waste, it is no wonder she isn't interested in you anymore. Move on, stop talking to them, let them live their lives, you live yours, this is a chance for you to be alone, and do what you want to do, take a road trip. Go to another state. Go on vacation or just move away, change your life. Because you only have a short time to live, and right now, you are being such a waste of flesh it is a wonder how you don't just die from the festering pus that must be making you the fat shit you are projecting to be.
>>710850012
ROLLING
>>710849851
i'm not saying i check it all the time, but sometimes i'll steal it from her hands as a joke. she's very trust worthy and i was her first so im pretty sure she won't cheat. and if she does, her loss. if a girl panicks or gets mad in an exagerated way when you take her phone somethings up.
>>710849851
and that's when I'd fuck your girlfriend
ayy
>>710850042
Rerollings
>>710850067
Rawlings
Op
Converted into the faggot
Approved
Ban me
ask your friend if you can barrow he's car, leave that shit in the hood with the keys in it and the window down. if your gf has a car do the same fuck em
Find a sharpie and write the word CUNT on her forehead backwards. When she looks it the mirror in the morning she will know what she is.
>>710847815
Who the fucks hangs a school world map on their room? You are definitely a cuck
>>710850086
Rollllllllllll
>>710846953
glass her over the head
>>710846953
do this
>>710850064
You won't fuck shit you suburban white, i eat pb and j sandwiches with no crust, faggot
Punch that bitch right in the face as she's sleeping and then walk the fuck out. Go to your "friends" house and punch him in the face right when he opens the door. Kick him while he's down until he assumes the fetal position and then explain why you did this as you are pissing on him. Never talk to either again.
>>710847640
>inside her
>>710850118
RAWLLEN
>>710848144
That is mean,dont do it
>>710850015
>Being this deliberately dumb
Oh, now I get it: You're trying to troll. You're pretty terrible at it, but that's what you're trying.
>>710850129
No please don't do this
>>710850165
Reroll?
take pics of u fucking her and send them to him... and post em on b/
>>710850155
you sound like a badass
>>710848307
People that know people.
ITT: neckbeard autist betafags call an unfortunate anon who got cheated on by a whore a betafag
OP, wake that bitch up NOW, tell her you saw the texts, tell her you straight up went through her phone, and don't apologize for shit, because you were right to be paranoid about it, because she is in fact a slut. And after you're done telling her she's a slut, move your bum ass up out of her grandma's house, and knock the other dude the fuck out. That's what anyone with balls would do. Don't be a fucking cuck.
>>710849255
Dude, they don't respect you. I understand wanting to stay because you love her but self respect Always comes first. And when you make respecting yourself a priority you will meet someone who is faithful. Good luck.
>>710849255
Mate, your Mrs is a fucking pig. Get rid of her.
>>710850155
Checked
>>710850129
You dumb white inbred. Only a loser like you thinks dry shitting on someone is funny.
>>710850051
you can tell by the behaviour if woman is trying something, taking the phone from her hands is immature and makes you look inconfident, like you don't believe she's loyal; men with self-esteem provoke women to cheat on them
>>710847048
This...
walk away.
Line up all your ducks, first. No money?? items? whatever, get it done.
>>710847827
>But if you need revenge
wait six months to a year. Here, now? you're the only suspect.
Officer: mam, did you recently break-up with...
>>710850202
I'm not trolling you're just a pussy beta cuck who defends a cheating cunts right to "privacy" while she fucks his best friend. You are lower than dirt
>>710850232
BURN!!!
>>710850207
faggot DO IT
>>710850155
short and simple and do the point
OP i too have been in the same place, I stole an ounce of weed and fucked her brains out. then told her she was a cunt and moved. haven't seen or talked to her since.
steal some shit OP, that's honestly the best way
>>710850236
This
>>710849070
Or just confirmation that he's still here. Get a fucking grip.
>>710849694
But you know she's gonna throw that in his face.
>>710850255
You technically rolled for that.
>Peppermint schnapps
Pussy faggot cunt queer.
>>710850155
Dubs checked. Do this
there have been so many gets here, OP isn't gonna do jack fuckin shit, he's just a pussy. might as well give up
>>710849263
It's Spanish for "m00t"
nudes
#Winterfags
Winrar
>>710850222
Dobbs and trips.
OP must do this now.
>>710850258
Okay, fine, have it your way: You're not trolling. You're just painfully stupid and twist people's words to suit your own narrative. I take your word for it - you really are that pathetically stupid. We done?
I'd actually kill the bitch in her sleep then go kill my "friend" it would take some contemplating.. I'd definitely go get more liquor drink it sitting there looking at her thinking about what to do. I feel like she'd wake up and I'd snap and just kill her then speed to his house and do the same. If not smash the bottle over her head and take pictures of me pissing on her then go beat the fucking piss out of your friend.
>>710850321
Who gives a shit? You sound like one of those Hillary supporters defending her many crimes uncovered in he wikileaks emails with "buh muh rusha"
>>710850222
Nice trips badass
>>710850398
Must sound more bad ass
>>710849914
My point is if you feel like you need to, whether you find something or not, that's already a flag. If he has to go behind her back to check on her that's already so many things wrong with that relationship just walk away.
>>710850332
Well fuck
>>710849255
ALL HAIL THE CUCKLORD
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>>710850236
NO!
Get out. Make up an excuse. Don't see for a day or two. CALM DOWN.
Pets? Money owed? joint account? whatever? don't shoot yourself in the foot. Wait a day and figure out what needs to be done.
Btw, you're done with this girl. Finished. Enjoy the feels, you can come back later and 1000 neckbears will cry with you.
NOW, walk. Get ducks lined up.
No more advice needed.
>>710846953
give her some eggs
bitches love eggs
OP has no job and lives with her at her grandma's because he has no place else to go, so he's forced to stay with cheating whore g/f, or be homeless.
That sucks bro. I'd probably rather be homeless than put myself through that shit though.
>>710846953
You see how fucking weak you are, you see a tiny problem and the first thing you do is slam down alcohol. Good job you cunt, instead of waking that bitch up and put the facts right in her face and confront her like a man you cry with your little sippy bottle right beside her doing nothing, you're worthless
>>710850406
Ok sure you would tough guy
>>710849347
>>710849416
>>710849920
You guys clearly have never been in a relationship.
Guy just figured out tonight. He can't just switched it off and say, "Welp I'll be darned, I don't love her no more."
>>710850256
>men with self-esteem provoke women to cheat on them
what? you mean without?. anyways yes that's true. or they're just whores. you know. there's that too. i've met girls that'll fuck anything aslong as they get their favorite thing
>>710850405
>>710850258
Oh also, it's pretty rich seeing someone get so insanely bent out of shape over someone else getting cheated on turn around and call other people cucks. Just thought you should know that you appear much like one yourself.
>>710850255
But it is
>>710850064
if a woman gets everything she need from a man, she won't look for another cock, unless you have a decent cock, shitload of money and look like Brad Pitt; women don't want to lose when they change one man for another; they also tend to accumulate pros of previous men while not carrying their cons over
of course that doesn't include stupid-ass niggers, who can value a horsecock more than a men with average dick, well-paid job, house, no mortgage and decent looks/intelligence - guess they are really closer to apes than men
>>710849995
Fuck the truth. If you're already that insecure about your relationship just bounce cus it won't be healthy to stay
>>710850464
oh god fat
>>710850405
Yeah keep on believing that. Wonder how many dicks have been in your girl since she knows she can get away with whatever she wants with beta cuck at home trusting her completely. Women are mostly grown children who will do whatever they want if they aren't being held accountable.
>>710847722
>because she'll feel worse about it
Who gives a fuck about her at that point?
can i say, your cheating bitch of a gf is ugly as fuck, i know you wanna stay with her but fuuuuuuck... If i was your buddy I wouldnt have even fucked her.
>>710850319
OP we're not going to sit here and play along with your total lack of a spine. We're giving you shit because some of us aren't 16.
The girl you share a bed with (she isn't your girlfriend anymore and enjoy the company while it lasts) sucks your friends dick because you are a childish pussy. Your idea of revenge?
>hur hur hur amma tell /b/ an get dubz kek
This is why she's sucking cum out of another guys cock and your getting seconds.
>>710850457
>delete Facebook
>lawyer up
>hit the gym
>>710850409
All I'm saying is that's what's going to happen. Anon should expect that.
Man, you sure like to jump to conclusions.
>>710850508
lol k
>>710850522
>Yeah keep on believing that.
Give me a reason not to then.
>Wonder how many dicks have been in your girl since she knows she can get away with whatever she wants with beta cuck at home trusting her completely.
Would make a lot more sense if I wasn't single.
>Women are mostly grown children who will do whatever they want if they aren't being held accountable.
Well that much I definitely agree with you on.
>>710847742
>>710848637
deal with rape charges after you've broken up
>>710850565
Yes thank you! Someone else gets it
>>710850513
oh god a virgin who fangirls over a feminazi
>>710850473
I would u wouldn't know that because u don't know me but I don't have to worry about this situation cuz I'm not a fuckin cuck, and I don't even let my bitch go through my phone but I go through hers :-D
Invite friend over and kill them both. Make it look like he did it and then offed himself.
>>710846953
/b/ro I've got a golden idea. Text off her phone to your ex friend who was fucking her pretend to be her tell him just found out have aids or some shit plus screenshot all texts
>>710850648
You go through her phone cause you don't trust her. Therefore youre a cuck faggot
>>710850685
Or invite friend over and kill them both and then kill yourself.
>>710850638
wrong on both accounts
>>710850707
ROLLING FOR THIS
fuck her grandma
Op confirmed cuck
Check em
Double Murder/suicide roll...
>>710850707
I like this idea then make a status on her fb get the fuck out of that house and go find some where's else to stay u got a car don't you ? Dump that bitch and sleep in your whip until your on your feet.
>>710850729
No I like to see what type of porn she watches if she cheats I'd just fuck one of her friends
>>710850478
missed the word "low", my bad
and if a woman is a natural-born whore, nothing can stop her from whoring, nymphos can have families, but men have to deal with the truth that when he's not around, she will fuck, even if the mailman won't come, there's always chair leg
>>710850777
Sensible dubs checked
>>710850707
Then tell him to come over so "we" can talk let him show up meet him at the door let her sleep say she passed out short time before he arrived see how bad you can fuck with his head over the aids or whatever
>>710850759
This!!
Double murder/suicide roll
>>710850834
sensible trips
>ftfy
>>710850885
Trips have it
So no tits yet?
>>710847282
ROLLING!
>>710850729
This is the kind of shit that white knight faggots who have been brainwashed and enslaved by feminazis say
Sound like you?
Wake her up with a blast of piss. Call her the whore she is. Go to friends house and punch him in the face when he answers the door.
>>710846953
So what is it that you read on her phone?
Blast her with piss!
OP isn't going to deliver, cuck
Either your a faggot putting remotes on your sisters head or youre too much of a pussy to do whats right. Wake her the fuck up. Now.
>cuck
this is getting way too over-used
Leave a note explaining how she's a whore and will die alone. Go to friends house and punch him right in the nose
Abandon thread, this shit is over
>>710851095
Shut up, cuck. It's being overused because there's so many cucks like you around.
>>710851102
Yeah! right in the Shnawz!!
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>>710850707
Hells yeah /b/ros thanx for rolling on my idea and getting dubs and trips lulz
Kill your self. Leave a note blaming him and her
Kill yourself on the bed with her so she wakes up with a cuck sickle next to her. Leave a note explaining its her fault
>>710851141
you're a nigger
>>710851371
Now there's a word that doesn't get overused.
James get away from my granddaughter right now I'm calling the cops.
>>710851371
Better to be a nigger than a cuck. Cucks clean up nigger cum ;)
Ohh u kno what would be supah hot fire. Go upstairs and take pics of u tongue punching her grandmas fart box on her phone. Set as background, lock screen, cover photo, profile pic Snapchat etc.
OP has run off to go be an emo bitch and probably apologize to her for looking through her phone
/thread
>>710851508
Or just change all of her profile pics/backgrounds to a screenshot of her being a cheating slut?
>>710847283
>Send him a closeup pic of your asshole from her phone
Best answer so far.
>>710847534
Not worth wrecking your life over a whore.
