i constantly ask myself, what is stopping me from having legal sex with all those beautiful gorgeous women on this planet?
why am i still clued to the fucking screen every day all day.
I think about this too. Every time you think about sex, there's someone at that exact moment hulk smashing the fuck out of some prime pussy.
Then I remember that you unfortunately have to deal with women as you would other people and not like a human fleshlight and I quickly lose interest.
>i long for the day that whores are legal in my country
Fuck same here. In the rural areas you gotta go young, but if you arent nigger rich (see flashy car/truck, atv, big house, flashy clothes) they dont want anything to so with ya. Also the young ones suck, the ones your age are fat, have 3 kids from 2 marriages, or complete morons. Rural area sucks for pussy.
U live in kansas? Lolol. Meet on hookup sites and take em out. Chicks want the d too man. Keep your neckbeard up and your pimp hand strong op. Anon out.
How u rich. Where u get cash. I'm not trained at all but aspire to attain wealth and am depressed as fuck too atm. We do some fun shit though that might help. Lol, and if u wanna foot the bill for gas and food we deffinatly will have fun. Come to kansas. We fuck shit up redneck style
>in a rural area
>mfw it is full of the same fat, single moms that are at the bars
>mfw it is full of robots
>mfw you have no clue what you are talking about
No I dont. Cause I live in fagfuck kansas born and raised. Literally cannot even get anything but satelite internet. I married high school gf. Way the fuck out of the game. Just trying to help. Didn't mean to trigger your nigger is autism
Look, anon. Go to a bar, be confident, find a girl who looks lonley, and just start talking to her. It really isn't hard, she is there to find someone to band, just like you are
Not bait. Suck the fat end of my dick bro. Friday is fuckoff day. Work alone. 90 percent of customers take off early or work 4 days a week. I'm chill and wait till 5pm central and likely not do fuckall but be on here till 5
>fat end of my dick
I highly doubt anything about your dick is fat, and that your wife is waiting for the day to leave your sorry ass. marrying your high school gf, jesus man are you that pathetic?
>Goofy Anon can't get laid. He just wants to make their pussy great again but can't take the next step. Very sad! Disgraceful!
Yup. Sure am. If she ain't left yet she ain't going nowhere. We broke up once for a year after school. #college bitches. I regret nothing. Dropped out of 2 jucos. Working on buying and renting my 3rd house. Break 50K a year doing fuckall. Have all sorts of projects and cars. Dune buggy, harley. Hanging out with a dude I litteraly shared a playpen with. I'm pretty happy with life. And the fat end of my dick is the back. It's funny. Calm your fucking tits and handle your shitm
Meh, ups and downs. Overall I like it here. Moved a few other places and came back. Got a good job. I know who are the niggers and methheads. Know all the cops and never get fucked with. Always got shit to keep me busy.
True. My solution is to have a pasture full of junk shit. Either coble something together to fix it or budget income for parts. It's how I keep my shortwide running. $50 a month to parts and fluids until I can put a transfer in. I can now, but no reason to stress. Defeats the ourpose.
Lol, my life is pretty fucking sweet actually. Got childhood friends in from newyork. Gonna grab a pickup load of glass bottles after work. Play bottlekids, shoot tater canons, drink beer, and make lead dick shaped sinkers after work. I like my life. How happy are u trying to bring us on the top down. Why don't u step the fuck up? I'll give you a hand and let u come hang out if you can stop being an edgy nigger and calm the fuck down. Probably can get u weed if u want even.
>my life is pretty fucking sweet actually
>Gonna grab a pickup load of glass bottles after work. Play bottlekids, shoot tater canons, drink beer, and make lead dick shaped sinkers after work
>Being this redneck