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Anyone have any experience with building or trying to assemble a time machine? I really need to go back 3 years and take back having sex with my soon to be stepdaughter. I don't have many tools but I have 3 really long hdmi cables, hammer and a screwdriver. Any help would be much obliged kind anons.
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You must acquire the flux capacitor of a broken printer.
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>>684129985
I have two old hp printers from the 90s but where is this flux thing located? Is it in all printers? For your help here's a pic of my step daughter
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>>684129657
You got enough tools. Here's what you do:
- Nail one end of one of the hdmi cables into the ceiling, fashion noose at the other end, place around neck,
- jam screwdriver into dickhole,
- use 2nd & 3rd hdmi cable to tie your hand and feet together,
- call stepdaughter into room,
- as she enters, hang yourself while screaming "for Narnia" as long as you can.
- this should make her forget you raping her
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>>684130496
It wasn't rape she just came home drunk. I couldn't say no and now in constant fear of her telling my significant other.
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>>684129657
That sounds like a murder kit. That would also solve the problem.
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>>684130870
Yeah definitely don't need a murder kit I need legit help. I saw on the internet time travel was possible
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>>684129657
I built one, but that was a thousand years ago.
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>>684130383
Honestly.. I'd build a time machine to go back and fuck those milk cans
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It was worth it but now she keeps trying and sending nudes. If her mom finds out my life is over. I just want to undo it all
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>>684131366
Post the nudes and we will help
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>>684131560
Give me some legit advice and I'll give you all of them and the solo vids. Please anon
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>>684131705
Kill her
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>>684131705
You are gonna need cupper and a bit of uranium first
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>>684132061
What's a cupper?
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