ITT: times when we were alpha as ungodly fuck, I'll start
>be stroking neighbor's cat
>fucking bitch animal scratches me
>kick the little fucker
>see neighbor later
>she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized
>thinks a car hit it
I realize it's bait but if a cat scratches you with its itty bitty claws and you freak out and kick it makes you sound like a huge pussy.
>15yo sister in her room dancing to Miley Cyrus songs
>go in there, tell her to shut the fuck up
>she turns volume up and keeps on dancing
>I punch her really hard in the tit
>she starts crying immediately
>I unplug her speakers
>eject CD and throw it across room
>tell her I hope she gets tit cancer
>back to my room
>play My Chemical Romance really loud
>alpha as fuck
>Boss man ask me to fetch thing.
>Takes some time to find thing.
>Hurried back, full speed boost 'n shit.
>Give thing to boss man.
>Gives me shit for taking to long.
>Make 180 and walk away.
>1 hour passes.
>Bossman asks me to fetch.
>My fucking whut..
>Bossman used rant.
>Not very effective.
>Hit bossman with shovel.
>next day. arrive on job.
>Bossman says good morning.
>Bossman didn't remember a thing.
>Going on field trip
>Retarded girl says, "Hi, anon."
>Socially ajusted alpha anon replies, "Hi."
>I ask "Want to sit on the bus with me?"
>She replies "Yeah" and gets all giggly
>we get on the bus
>Nowhere to be found
>Get off the bus
>She finds me and says sorry and that she couldn't find me on the bus
>Tell her that it was ok but I was going to finger her on the ride
>She stops dead in her tracks like she just saw someone get killed
>ALPHA AS FUCK