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Imagine you're a rich Jew and she's begging for a record

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Imagine you're a rich Jew and she's begging for a record deal. If she was willing to do anything, what would you have her do?
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take singing lessons
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>>684123301
Drink bleach and die
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>>684123301
tell her to kill herself.
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>>684123301
Make her sign a legally binding contract to work for my record label
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>>684123301
blow me, eat my asshole, and let me pound her pussy, ass, and throat whenever i wanted.
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with me getting most of the profits.

honestly her best feature is her teeth followed by the very-indian nose.
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>>684123301

I'd make her sign a multi-album contract where I take a higher than average % of revenue.
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>>684123301
Clean my bathroom. Shit's nasty yo.
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>>684123301
Dress and act like a normal person and stop pretending to have talent.
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ass to ass
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Anal no lube
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