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What kind of girlfriend do you want
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>>674507684
the kind that's played yume nikki
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A real one.
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>>674507684
Im gonna move to utah and marry me a couple of young Mormon bitches
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A sister/ girlfriend
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>>674507684
She seems handy.
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>>674507684
Any would be nice...
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This chick I've been taking to for a while is arabic so I guess that kind
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>>674507904
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>>674507684
One with a penis
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This kind
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>>674508940
who dat
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>>674508919
She gotta fat ass?
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>>674508384
Came here for this
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>>674509211
Not really but she has a 10/10 face
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>>674510209
That weird in my experience. There was a lot of Arabs at my high school and most the girls had a 10/10 ass and at best a average face
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>>674510541
In my school all the hispanic chicks are the ones with like 11/10 bodies but Caitlin Jenner level faces
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>skinny pale goth girl with short hair
>revolutionary socialist, but not a Tumblrfag.
>/b/tard

;_______; I'll never find her.
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>>674507684
like the song Christina Death by the 69 eyes
my dream girl
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my waifu.
feels bad man.
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>>674511049
Have you tried soc?
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this kind pls
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A saven year old
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>>674507684
>Is an RN so works 3 12 hour days a week where I have 3 days to myself. Rest of the week is off where we can spend time together
>Loves anime, sci fi, and fantasy shows / movies
>Plays Magic The Gathering
>Plays RPGs, MMOs, and Dota style games
>Loves to read books and comics
>Cooks
>Pleases me sexually
>Has big tits
>Virgin when we meet
>Introvert and likes staying inside doing things

Already met her, already dating her, fucking love her.
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>>674511026
Never had any Hispanic chicks just whites, niggers and sand niggers
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>>674511679
Yeah, meh.

>>674511680
Dat John McCain jaw.
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The ones that were fucking weird in high school and still are.
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>>674510049
Is she... like 12
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>>674511934
aww
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>>674509097
This man gets it. We all deserve Trump supporting girlfriends
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>>674507684

The kind with a tight cunt that swallows.
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>>674511779
If you meant seven, we are on the same page.
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>>674508408
I am gonna do that as well, I want 5 wives
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>>674512342
so what happened here??? lol
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>>674512385
>The kind with a tight cunt that swallows
> that swallows
It's really not that special. I personally don't care about what happens to my jizz after the fact
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>>674512809
Best part is most Mormon chicks are the until marriage type. 5 young virgins that are completely devoted to their husband.
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>>674512959
Bernies red brigade infiltrated a trump rally pretending to be trump supporters. Then they wrote stupid communist bs on the back of their trump signs and tried to start a riot.
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>>674513755
things are getting crazy in the election

hope there is a civil war I just wanna go around raping everyone
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>>674513873
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>>674511680
Looks like she was once a man
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>>674514177
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>>674514743
who
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>>674515641
From baby metal. It's meh music but there cute so...
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>>674507684
Exactly like my current one but less dull and not a celibate
>Pic related is her
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>>674515808
>*They're
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>>674515872
>celibate
Bullshit, she's just not fucking YOU.
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>>674515872
Are you 50? I don't have high standards but sex is an essential part of a healthy relationship in my opinion
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>>674515998
We've known each other since middle school we're 20 now. Stonk catholic in her.
>>674516327
We've been going out for about 2 months now. I'm her first bf. So I think I might be able to convince her to do something if given enough time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0
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>>674517002
If she's Catholic than just marry the bitch. Waiting 20 years for some dick has probably made her desperate.
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>>674517471
This.

Also she's hot as fuck, so marry her, keep her, love her, treat her well and let her reward you with freaky married catholic sex.
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>>674517471
>>674517787
I just wonder if she's worth it. She has a kind and caring disposition but she's just so incredibly dull and dependent.
What would /b/. do?
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>>674508408
As a /b/ro from utah, I can say IT'S NOT FUCKING WORTH IT
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mfw I was born a bit too early for human like cyborg waifu
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>>674518351
Wait and if you still like her and want to marry her go see a marriage specialist. Don't wait forever though and let her know early on that Your interested in marriage without directly asking her to marry you so you know if she's into it.
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do girls smell good
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>>674519132
Ya
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>>674518841
Wouldn't that be a bit weird.
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>>674519132
Depends
I have a friend that has been dating a smelly curry nigger for a couple years.
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>>674509097
I also like demons from the 7th circle of hell.

When the dark one arises only those with qt6.66 gfs will be spared.
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a one like her.
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>>674518979
Thanks for the advice Anon. Have you had past experience in a situation like this?
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The kind that looks beautiful without showing any skin.
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A cute petite tatted-up redhead with the personaility of my ex minus the mental instability that comes with being a rape victim.

Or just my ex back, so i could try again and not fuck up
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>>674519243
your exact perfect waifu in flesh and metal bones, programmed to be exactly as you want her or it to be. Not weird in my book.
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>>674519942
Nope
My aunt is a marriage counselor and my father has had some marriage issues.
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>>674507684
A skinny alive one who breathes like a real normal person is warm and not stinky at all, also who was born with a vagina.
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>>674520267
Sounds nice but the fact that she isn't real and doesn't actually love you or didn't have the choice to choose to love you wouldn't that be weird?
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Sweet, shy, a good girl who turns naughty when she knows I need her love.
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>>674507684
The kind of girl I want is my ex, but she left me. 7/10 face. 9/10 body. 11/10 personality. And really slutty for me. She was perfection to me.
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I'd like an adventurous kind of girl. One who sees wonder and awe in this world.
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>>674507684
A fucking real one
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>>674521796
This?
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