Hey /b/
I'm gonna buy steroids online, looking for advices. Where should I buy it? What should I buy? What shall I do (a lot of workout??) ?
Thx bros
>>677416820
this
how much time have you been working out?
Save your money and pay a therapy for your faggotry
>>677416726
I heard Neugenix works pretty good.
I'm also trying Lipozine + Metabo-up + Blue Nano Citrulline (from Japan) + Fenugreek.
>>677416726
>>>fit
>>677417041
Sounds like you know about it pretty well, and since you are here on /b/, it must not have worked for you so why are you giving someone advise to repeat something that didn't even work for you?
>>677416982
Not much, biking a lot, working out at the gym sometimes and 50 push ups every evening
>>677417137
First time I'm gonna use steroids, is that by oral or by injection ?
>>677417388
>>677417599
OP here.
Also, I'm trying to gain mass
>>677417137
Oral
>>677417599
Oral
>>677417388
You're not ready for roids yet
>>677418726
Yeah I know I'll wait, what working out pace should I be in to start taking em ?
>>677418479
I read about Nugenix, some says it's positive, some says it's inefficient
Any sure value product to have more energy and gain mass ?
>>677419208
You want to gain mass right? How much are you lifting currently?
>>677419208
Also, how old are you and what are your goals?
>>677419407
Lifting shit 40-45 kg at the bench press (90-100 pounds I guess)
all you need to know is the vendor online to trust. you can go on darknet and easily purchase them. i have yet to find a trusthworthy long term vendor. so when you get your you better get your PCT
>>677419666
You just need to be dedicated bro.
How often do you go to the gym? Do you have a membership?
>>677419665
I'm 18, goal is to gain mass, to be stronger caus I'm lazy and want to do the least
>>677416726
don't get on this thing OP. or if you do try to be on the minimum dose . i don't know what to suggest but from my experience (from other dudes that take from my gym) it's easy to fuck up your body if you overdose
>>677418726
i was 145 lbs 2 months ago, went on a bulk now im 175-177. i plan on going on a good cycle. deca/test but can't find a reliable vendor.
bench is 235x5
squat 225x5
deadlisft 400x5
>>677419666
You're in noob gain territory. You'll keep getting bigger/stronger until you can bench 90-100 kg (if not, at least 80) without roids. Even at that point you probably still won't need them. What about your squat/DL?
Buy t4 take 300 mg a week splitted in 2 injection
buy clomid and nolvadex for pct.
>>677419995
even with 3 times a week and the right program and diet you can gain mass and strength. try this for now and don't choose the "pussy" way.
>>677419995
Sorry brah but that's not how roids work
Mate do jabs
>>677420257
oh and forgot 12 week cycle
>>677419995
lol you have to do more when on cycle
>>677420257
what vendor do you use. that is the problem.
>> live fast. die young.
>>677420480
no vendor stopped working out 4-5 years ago
>>677416726
OP where are you buying your gear?
>>677419803
whats PCT ? I'm in France so fuck the legislations, they don't care what you buy online even if its pure weed; so in a legal way darknet is useless, are there better prices on it ?
>>677419907
I'm too lazy mate, I buy a membership for a month every 2-3 months, but its wasted money because I go there rarely and at spaced intervals. From now on, I'm gonna wait for my drivers licence to buy a new membership, because its too shitty to go to it
>>677420130
o think you are to weak to use them you should focus in you bases first cause roids only heal faster your muscles not your joint and a lot of ppl like you jump on them and get fuck up for example some of them use winstrol cause you dont need the gyno protector for that one but that roid dry your joints and they start linfting more heavy since they feel stronger and get reckt keep working out the reason why you are not getting bigger its your workout need to go 12 - 15 reps pushing strong and going down slowly to build mass you are just lazy and not ready to sue them buy preworkout that will keep you from being lazy
>>677420640
>implying roids are any more dangerous than casual alcohol use given the proper PCT and lifestyle.
>>677420838
this.
>>677420838
i'm by far the least laziest person at the gym. bro. people are always asking me now if im competing. i want to compete and give it a shot, i have some decent genetics to start with. I have a great base foundation, i have weakpoints, but who doesnt.
>>677420732
I go to the gym, or home without gear
>>677420117
>>677420247
>>677420283
I heard steroids brought you more energy, so steroids + me = dedicated to working out ?
And also, if I just use my body weight (push ups...) with steroids isnt it gonna work?
>>677420838
i'm not even OP, i'm kind of hijacking his thread
>>677416726
Don't use roids OP. Or do, who the fuck cares, but if you do the only thing that will happen is that you'll waste your money and damage your body
>>677421206
Not sure if you're trolling at this point but no they don't just give you more energy. Try red bull for that
>>677421426
Not kidding or trolling, a previous anon advised me to buy Nugenix and reviewers says it's a source of energy, sex drive... lot a stuffs
I don't think redbulls gonna be usefull for that
>>677420130
this is not OP
>>677421212
Lets do this post you diet workout and if i feel like you know what are you doing i will tell you what and how much to take
>>677421858
OP here.
Basing on what you bros says, this doesnt exists, but I'll ask one last time to be sure of it;
My question is, what steroid should I buy to gain mass easily, and what training should I do using this steroid, knowing I'm often out of energy and that I havent worked out for real since a month -except push ups at home-
>>677421984
I know how much to take. I've done my fucking research bro. I'm not asking for your advice on my meals and basic shit. Fuck I don't even count my macros that shit is a huge waste of time. I eat big, drank enough water, and trained.
I have a full split, i have weak points a trainer went over with me. I do sometimes 4 week training sessions with him. Hes a 3x nationals competitor , has his pro card. My weekly split is determined off of my weak spots, so I could go into specifics as of that; reardelt, upperchest, hamstrings.
>>677422400
It doesn't exist
>>677422400
Take dianabol + winstrol and dont go heavy go 15 - 20 reps
>>677422608
>>677422438
So what course will I do to take steroids ?
And otherwise, do you guys have some advices, a training course/meals advices and basic shit to start ?
Hardest part of buying roids is getting them.
Domestic
>Expensive
>sometimes bunk
>no customs risk
>faster touch down
>if lab is busted the DEA will come after you as well as the distributors
International
>Customs
>Packages getting seized
>Controlled delivery
>cheap prices though
>address being flagged
>>677423302
international can be bunk and fuck , or you just never receive your gear. thats why i'm asking for a vendor(username/alias) to look for.
>>677423302
>>677423071
Also don't forget that Steroids is srs business OP. It's a Class III Controlled substances, so getting caught with it is the exact same as getting caught with Heroin or Cocaine.
HOWEVER
iirc getting caught with Steroids can be much worse as the actual steroids normally come in suspended oil.
>250mg/ml for example
If you get caught with say 50ml, the DEA will charge you with the full weight of the oil as well as the actual steroids which will almost certainly get you "Intent to distribute" charges which will come with prison time.
>>677423071
Try SS/Stronglifts and actually build some muscle, then in a few years, if you still feel that you need to and that you're ready, start roiding
>>677416726
Asking for avice on /b/
... ever heard of the guy who asked what he should be doing with an unexploded grenade he found?
/b/ talked him into taking out the safety, throw it intoa toiled and flush.
In a few hrs there was news of a kid who died in a grenade explosion in his house. The good part is, there was no one at home at the moment.
>>677416726
>What shall I do (a lot of workout??) ?
You don't even know THAT LITTLE, don't lay a fucking finger on steroids, shithead.
>>677423501
Getting a source e-mail isn't too hard, but it's hard enough that newbie fucks won't be able to get ahold of it and ruin the fun for everyone.
Like I said even if you have a source email you have to know how to handle it correctly. I've known numerous vets that have been busted in conjunction with the source when the lab is busted and the source gives them up for less time.
Also... thi isn't fucking 420chan ... talk about illegal substances there...
>>677423752
Not OP.
no one is asking what to do with a grenade.
no is asking how to make cool as fuck crystals.
>>677424048
Yes, because fucking with roids, if the guy doesn't even know, how to lift is serious. Get real, moron, he could fry his liver at best.
Or get into jail for being a moron.
Get real, it's most probably a 14-16 year old kid. Those should never fuck with roids. You don't until you are over 23-25, otherwise enjoy all the fun.
Not to mention: If you want to do it right, you should get your blood tested and get roids according to what is in your system.
Obviously not OP
>>677424326
are you done?
>>677424326
>>677424326
>Get real, it's most probably a 14-16 year old kid. Those should never fuck with roids. You don't until you are over 23-25
Agreed, however most kids will get out and find them anyway even if the internet told them not too. I'll give anyone advice who is willing to listen.
>>677424523
You guys are a bunch of morons...
On the other hand... OP, do it for teh lulz!!! Not enough an hero stories lately.
Now I'm done.
>>677416726
only buy what YOUR body is capable of producing
>>677424804
Lmao wat? Why the fuck would you do that?
>>677416726
See below
>>677424804
You have to suck a lot of cocks, too. It's well known there is a lot of natural testosterone in cum. Also you produce it yourself. So if you fap, I suggest you collect your cum instead of letting it go to waste. Best would be to stop fapping of course.
>>677424890
i meant capable of at any one time with out fucking yourself over
>>677416726
Your heart is a muscle you fucking lunatic. You do not play around with your heart.
wouldnt do any roids til 25, but one cycle now probably wouldnt fuck you up.
But roids are no joke, id only take them if you workout 4-5 times a week and have a solid diet plan
>>677423752
I'm pretty sure that on /b/, the only response I'll have isnt gonna be "OMG steroids bad for healtz and a lot of taboos about it