Ask a bored on duty security guard anything
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Ask a bored on duty security guard anything
Security guard for how long?
What are you security for? What's the spookiest thing you ever seen?
>>677416472
Only about a month so far. Easy gig, maybe I just got lucky with the site though. Full time hours, graveyard shift, and 2 days off in a row every week.
>>677416483
There's an old vault in the basement of the building. The room before it is all torn up and stuff, and the walls inside are completely barren. Looks like there's a few old posters in it. Don't like going down there, gives me the creeps since there's no lights save 2 in the room before.
Making the smeckels.
>>677416483
Write cuck on the wall.
Do you play drums?
>>677416361
Is Loolander making all that shit up?
Did Bush do 9/11?
ROBIN from Reddit Raid!!!!!!!!
How do you feel about calzones?
>>677417243
GROW UNTIL DRUMMER
>>677416361
What city is that ?
>>677417334
GROW
>>677417432
UNTIL
>>677417457
DRUMMER
>>677416361
Do you, as a security guard, immediately suspect everyone you ever see on job as a criminal?
>>677416361
Can't hide forever.... José....
Hey I'm also a bored on duty security guard! Graveyard shift kind of sucks huh?
>>677417243
Nope. I haven't did anything music related in years. Want to learn piano or violin though.
>>677417250
No clue, I don't watch movies often. >>677417297
They're alright.
>>677417376
Downtown San Diego.
>>677417272
Nope.
>>677417493
Not at all. Most people I've come across are pretty nice, so I don't like to assume things. But there's some homeless people that are dicks, and they're pretty obvious.
GUYS
>>677417654
It's alright, don't have many people to talk to, but due to that it's incredibly easy. Rather this than the swing shift for sure
I highly suspect you of being a lesbian cannibal from Kenya. Not that you'd ever admit it...
>>677417831
I can assure you I am not a cannibal, nor Kenyan.
>>677416361
Can you see me stealing your company's shit right now?
>>677417778
Yeah I'm on a swing shift actually, but it's alright. I work alone most every shift so I can get away with watching a lot of movies and do whatever really, so I don't mind it much.
On an average day, how many times would you say you jerk off at work? How many times do you really do it and not say it?
Are you a nigger
I work as a security guard aswell atm.
The place I work is great. People are nice. I mostly watch movies and play vidya during my 12 hour shifts. The only problem is the company I work for. They are horrible. They try to save money on everything possible. I have about 220 hours every month because of that.
>>677417934
Considering there's literally only one way into the building that's open, and I'm sitting in front of it, nope. Besides, the worst thing you'd be able to steal is some papers and a shitty square monitor that's used for the elevators. >>677418033
If I had a bigger backpack or a car, I'd bring my laptop. Being on a bike makes things faster, but kinda limits what I can bring to work. Luckily studying my tarots keeps me busy for the most part.
>>677418138
None and none. It'd be a pain in the ass to even bother trying to.
>>677418212
White as they come.
>>677418219
What company? Elite? UPS?
ever tazed a crack head or some shit. Or got head on the job?
>>677416361
Holy fuck anon! I'm a security guard too! I work graveyard and have two days off a week in a row and I've only been here about a month too! Fuckin trippy!
>>677418405
Nope. Unarmed, we'd get sued to hell in back if I did that. Best I can do is call the police. And it's graveyard, ain't no one to get head from even if I wanted it.
>>677418339
Are you blonde
This is me.
>>677418893
Brown hair. I don't think I'd be able to handle blonde hair.
>>677418339
I didn't go through the door. I CAME IN THROUGH THE VENTS!
>>677418938
You look like a friend from high school. Fucking Hector.
>>677418651
Could you stomp on there head, if they tried to bite you. Or stick you with a needle that could possibly contain AIDS.
>>677418949
Sorry to break the news, you're not white.
I keep the nigs out.
>>677419005
Not op, but nope. Most unarmed places you'll get fired for using any force. I can yell at you to stop, and call the police. That's really it.
Nig nig nig.
>>677418997
Considering the vents are never more than 4 inches wide in this building, I'm impressed. Take whatever you want for that kind of effort.
>>677419005
Nope. I've started wearing my bike jacket at night though, shit has armor all around it. Plus, I'm pretty nimble, I'd be surprised if a junky could catch me. >>677419098
Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess.
Yeah I'm just an elevator security guard giving these fags rides to the floors but I can smoke eat and drink and fuck around on my phone all night, shit is cake my dudes
>>677418339
>>677418339
I'm not from US, sorry. But I heard horrible things about UPS from my coworker.
My company just doesn't wanna hire more, so they tend to overwork us. I'm actually thinking of calling for inspection. Basicaly, our work hours should be 12 hours during the day and next day 12 hours night shift. After that, you should have, by law, at least 2 days free (if you worked more then 8 hours at night time). That almost never happens. And this is not the only shady thing that they do.... I've been working as a security guard only for 2 months now, and I hate it only because of how companies treat us.
I'm always trying to lure in feral cats with scraps from my lunch while at work..
>>677418938
How do you feel about US basicaly becoming a latino nation in next 20 years or so?
>>677419262
be safe anon, and remember...Kanye
>>677419478
Muey bueno.
>>677419411
Dido man I tried using ham skins but they just look at me like a faggot retard.
>>677419194
This.
You kids have to realise, that a security guard is just a sign post that can yell at you, at most. If he does anything more, you can just sue him, and usualy win.
>>677419194
But a sign post doesn't have an asshole to fuck.
>>677419262
Are you allowed to wear anything else but your uniform?
>>677419262
Thanks. I'm Japanese so I can crawl through almost anything. I'll be taking one stapler to sell on the black market. Thanks again
>>677419262
You're an anglo. If you were white (Germanic) you would have blond hair and blue eyes and be over 1.85 meters tall like pic related. Otherwise you're not white, just not a nigger.
>>677419375
Sounds like a good time.
>>677419393
I hear bad things about UPS all the time, but so far I've had nothing but a good time. I think most people just get shitty sites and crap managers. And ya, that sounds like some shady shit for sure. I'd definitely contact an inspector or something.
>>677419411
No cats around here sadly.
>>677419604
It's why it's stressed at every turn that your job is exclusively to observe and report.
>>677419478
I live near Mexico as is, so nothing will change for me.
>>677419764
On day shift, no. But graveyard, as long as you avoid the cameras which are easy to spot, you can wear whatever really. Although if you go around in a fluffy pink jacket asking homeless to move. You'll probably get laughed at. And ignored.
how many times have you jerked off into the hand soap in the women's bathroom?
>>677420080
None. I'd ask what the hell is with you people and jerking it at work, but then I remember where I am.
>>677420249
You never jerked of during night, when there is no one around for hours?
>>677416361 been killed by sam fisher yet?
>>677418997
Welcome to the party pal!
