I made a thread earlier about muh kitteh catching a mouse, but the mouse made a daring escape.
Well, my muh cat caught another one (or the same one)
What should I do to this fucker? He shall die. Shall he die for science? NASA mouse?
the thing is this is the 2nd mouse that has been in the apt today, either that or the first one has the fucking gall to come back
I dont need a family of mice in my apt so it ends here. if its the same mouse he got away and was dumb enough to come back. he has no 3rd chance
put mouse in can with food and tie can to balloons. if no balloons available put mouse in can with little plant and food and tie rock on submerge in water for 24 hours. if surviives he is a true survivor mouse and let him free.
Give the mouse a good way to go out... What floor is your apartment?
What I'm thinking is you take the thing, tape or strap it to flying object (choice is yours, frisbee, small rocket motor, airplane... Even maybe having it parasail off the back of your car or shoot it out of a canon) and let it fly.
What I'm thinking is give it a quick painless death (no lacerating it like goat-fucking scum) and a way to go out that even a human would appreciate
i need to go to supermarket soon
they should sell balloons right??
if so, and the mouse doesn't escape while I am gone, then I will take photos of the mousetronaut
I will leave in like 20 mins so you guize need to keep this shit alive or i will have to make a new thread when i get back
With balloons, top of can will be left open so it can both have air and escape if it touches down and survives.
With water, you need a different route. Build a fucking city in there, multiple cans, water bottles, fucking bathroom, whole 9 yards with oxygen to last. Leave it a week and come back
Just do what my 12 yr old daughter did when she caught one in the cupboard. Stab the motherfucker with a steak knife!
/b/ we need to think of a system for op to make... How big it's going to be, how much food, even if we can see what happens to the mouse
Mouse is not "he", mouse is "she". If you'd look under her tale, you'd see a little hole under it's bigger hole, named anusus. You can try to put your penis in this hole and you both (you and mouse) would get pleasure