You have 1 month to prepare for being teleported into skyrim (your body and your own weight in equipments).
You will appear in Whiterun's Inn.
How fucked up are you ? Can your nerd skills compensate your terrible komando unpreparedness ?
You are teleported right after the events of Helgen. Every character, every quests, every single items are in the exact same state/location than in Skyrim at that moment.
It means, if you know where there is a secret hideout full of fold coins in the game, you can go there and take them.
I'd trick Hermaeus Mora into letting me read the Oghma Infinium. I'd tell him I have knowledge of a world far beyond the comprehension of the races of Tamriel (wich is true) and trade that knowledge for his knowledge.
I'd rather be somewhere in Balmora. South Wall perhaps?
If you are murican, buy the cheapest and most reliable gun you can and all the ammunition you can. Add a supressor and spare parts.
Learn everything you can about chemistry (you don't need too much sophisticated tools to do that science). Take first aid class and exercise a lot.
Buy military or trek clothes, water purifier/filter and the rest in condensed deshydrated food.
Make a detailed skyrim map/book.
1) loot all lightly guarded chest you marked on your map, use your gun if necessary
2) go to riften and befriend the thieves guild, trade information for a place to stay
3) inform the Jarl about the vampire skooma dealer and take over their facility
4) become a skooma drug lord with the help of the thieve guild and your knowledge in chemistry
I already hang out with criminals, some of the smartest businessmen I know are criminals
I have charisma and great face to face skills. Good at reading body language and I don't get intimidated easily because I rely on instinct.
I'll be fine hanging out with the criminals there, respect is universal, I'd respect them and they'd respect me.
I don't think most of you realize you will be considered as the most beautiful human being that walk on Tamriel.
Seriously think about it ! Hygiene, perfect dentition, delicate feature (compared to a peasant).
You had better find a rich old noble and getting married.
Well I know what everyone's gonna say and everything that's gonna happen so id just ply my trade as a soothsayer and be rich, then hire all the mercenaries and stuff I can to protect me and buy a nice house in the countryside.
Your decision. You can become a landwhale and buy a small car the same weight of you. But can you fit in there after ?
But no cheating, you cannot stick a gun in your ass and claim it is part of you. Only organic parts within your body are considered as "you".
well i have sanguines debauchery installed, so i guess it will be like this
>appear in Inn
>obviously be naked and have 20 inch dick (thanks schlongs of skyrim)
>everyone gets horny
>massive orgy ensues
So i guess i'll be allright
You just have to introduce the noble to the luxuries of modern era :
learn how to make pasta, it will taste heavenly to them nothing like the rough dry bread
bring an harmonica and learn how to play it well, and I mean Blues Borthers well
hmmm. On the topic of foodstuffs, you could carry a bag or two of the modern, highly engineered, high yield and drastically more resilient wheat species. The increased yield and population boom would kick-start an industrial revolution, especially with the knowledge of steam engines, etc.
I know everything about the thieves guild though, I'm sure I could but that to use, or just straight tell them, hey karlias still alive and mercers going to betray you and he killed Gallus, they'd be on my side then.
Knowledge is power.
>I already know how to magic so I think that I could hold myself
>I already know how to magic
>how to magic
I bring the strategy guide. Will be fun having a book that contains all information about the past, present, and future.
i'd sell everything i have to buy a platinum-rhodium mesh....
then construct a facility to produce ammonia via haber bosch and nitric acid via oswald.
then blow everything up thats gets in my way....
>all these people saying they know the future
Isnt that the future you would know if you are the dragon born? Which you aren't. So what if the dragon born happens to be a worthless fuck who gets slaughtered by those first wolves you encounter? Or even worse what if he is the kind of dragon born who slaughters everyone he sees on sight?
Oh darn did that pesky mountain ruin my beloved city? I've been out of the loop with happenings in the world for a while. Are those idiots living under the ministry still around? That thing always gave me the creeps. I know I shouldn't doubt the tribunal's power but I've always had a bad feeling about that.
> Be Norwegian
> Get Nord stats
> Battle Cry
> Run to nearest bandits below Whiterun
> Battle Cry
> Stab them lots
> Grab their stuff
> Grab chest
> Battle Cry
> Stab rest
> Steal horse
> Sell all
> Buy all HP pots
> Buy gear
> Craft gear
> Time to go adventurin
Yeah... Let's believe the stranger who told us one of our friend is a traitor...
How do you make them believe in you ? No. How do you even contac tthem ? Should I recall you that the entry exam in the guild is a pikpocket theft in broad daylight ?
vvardenfell is pretty much gone, what was left got fucked by argonians, only the north of morrowind and solstheim is still inhabitable by dunmer master race.
but the'll get it back, the deadra will help them
I'd imagine running to the nearest hold and then convincing the people with your amazing knowlege of modern shit would get you at least some venture capital. Kinds columbus style.
And you won't even get burned as a witch, since they have magic everywhere. Hell, the knowlege of siege engines and ballistas vs dragons is enought to get you sheltered.
Once you have a home base, you can start working on long term plans.
1 month to learn, read OP post
But does he have the strengh and tools to build one ? since I assume nobody would be fool enough to indulge in the strange construction of the stranger when there is harvest to be done...
Not fucked at all. 1 month... Pff. All I need is 3 min and 37 sec.
1. Join the thieves guild.
2. Convince the guild to take over red water den and produce skooma.
3. Drink a fortify Autism potion.
4. Brew a fuck load of Skooma.
Actually yes, I do, both traction ballistas and small catapults, and I've helped maintain a trebuchet or two.
The shit you learn while being part of the Society of Creative Anachronism is kinda neat.
I would seek out mages and alchemists and try to obtain a cure for type 1 diabetes as soon as possible before i ran out of insulin and supplies.It would be my main quest i guess you could say.After that,I would like to bang an elf please.
Warn the Vigilants of Stendarr about the soon to be Vampire attack.
Become permanent host at their fort, start trading secret vampire locations (Dawnstar, Riften...).
Become the Oracle of Stendarr, the Pope of the Vigilants.
Befriend Ulfrich and make an alliance with the Stormcloak to eradicate all non-human being.
Take over Cyrodil and create the 4th Reich.
If someone ask you why the 4th and where the 3rd had gone burn him at the stake for heresy !
sure the daedra will help the dunmer. azura, boetiah and mephala have guided the dunmer people since their beginning, well till the tribunal fucked up their believe system. that was also why merunes dagon was so pissed at them, they stopped worshipping him then too. so he send that meteor which got temorarily stopped and invaded during the oblivion events and then the meteor got unstopped. with the tribunal gone they should return to daedra worship and will be fine.
>go to library and print out a booklet of the UESP
>overload bag with with useful shit. Previous metals, watches, etc. Those things would sell for a ton. Good rations etc.
>American so bring my guns
>make home out of the molar bal house because free.
If I was sent into the past or Tamriel I'm pretty sure I'd be okay, and here's why
>average as fk white male
>spend the month meticulously researching pivotal battles in european history, i've already got rome, greece, england and france comfortably memorized
>immediately go to any church tell them i feel possessed by divine will
>serve, rise, never break character, use advanced knowledge to perform miracles maximum 3 times
>make sure to be on the winning side in history, tamriel is more fluid
spend my lifetime ordering niggas around and using fancy language to provide my sovereign with jus ad bellum
I hate vidya games. My brother had me play morrowind elder scrolls for ps2. I knew twas a long tedious game in the beginning. I did discover that you could go into the mages guild and to the table to the left there was a bunch of expensive gems and weapons. Not the best but good for just starting out. run in grab them and leave.
It wasn't in the cheat books or anything and you have to get out before the guy at the end of the hall shoots you with his gay magic crap. Just a tip for you gamer terds.
Same things I do in my game
rape all elves
How is an NPC like yourself going to purchase a potion,
let alone the curing potion for Skaids?
Don't end up like this little fucker
<be summoned to a parallel world with only
smartphone + jersey + sneakers + junk food
Yes. I said I would live in an inn and you assumed this meant that I would be given the inn, like the retard you are. Nowhere did I mention a lack of monetary compensation. In fact, I alluded explicitly to a method of acquiring money to pay for the room. Good job, retard.
but you should keep your arms tho anon
Become a Vampire Lord get me some evernight arrows or whatever they are called....terrorize every fucking town. Don't need to many skills....Kill everyone I can except Cicero...I <3 Cicero ehh I'll leave Serena alive too I like her as well.
I'd use my knowledge of plants to make potions, I'm already an average archer and in a month could get enough practice to go out and shoot rabbits/ bandits. Maybe become a traveling potion merchant collecting ingredients as I go.
I'm certainly no dragonborn but I'm not a milk drinker either.
When you are constantly strapped with an arsenal and the thread comes up
Take a couple guns, a lot of ammo, water filter and filters/means to filter water, seeds of many kinds. Shit you know would help(our engineered corn, wheat, etc.) and bring a Shit ton of blueprints and recipes so that you can find the Karl or whiterun and offer to sell him technology such as steam engines or gunpowder. Make money. Earn Lydia by killing dragons with gun and armor piercing ammo. Fuck Lydia. Fuck Lydia more. Get buff. Fight that chick that becomes your companion. Start a farm. Develop connections in the guilds. Learn magic. Create industry. Find aela. Fuck aela. Become werewolf. Get armor. Train. Train. Train. Train. Train. Train. Block. Block. Block. Block. Craft dagger. Craft dagger. Craft dagger. Craft dagger. Profit.
Hey I can defend myself, even if I'm only skilled in ranged combat.
Could you say the same?
i'm pretty sure ill be fine..
Get me some Ysolda tail and run with the Thieves' Guild.
Beg my way up to affording a carage ride to Riverdale or whereever the thieves guild is.
Hangout in the streets until I find dead theives. Harvest their loot. Hire a merc to follow me around and join the theives guid.
Learn to pickpocket and pick pocket my gold back over and over again until Im a master pickpocker.
Then I'd sell my skills to the lowest bidder. Fuck the guild.