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Hey /b/, I caught a frog. Trips or 69 decides what I do with him.

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Hey /b/, I caught a frog. Trips or 69 decides what I do with him.
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Make a house for him
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>>684159216
space program faggot do it
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Frog space program v2
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>>684159462
Roll
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>>684159216
acupuncture, film it
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>>684159462
space program!
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Microwave and post a vid
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ITT froge space mission
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Cook and eat
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>>684159567
LMAO roll
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>>684159462
Rawl
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>>684159598
reroll
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>>684159216
frog space program, deus vult.
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eat it
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>>684159216
Microwave the fuck out of it!
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Dat Boii Space Program
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Rape it in the mouth
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Put your dick in it
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>>684159644
space program
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>>684159216
name him jamie and let him free
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>>684159567
That was close
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Let him go
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>>684159216
name it pepe and kill her :D
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Nothing
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>>684159744
>>684159733
>>684159699
>>684159644
>>684159611
whole dubs bat man
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Dat boi Space Program
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Space Program
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>>684159598
REROLL
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Space Program !!
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>>684159462
roll for this
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Space program
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Shit on him
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>>684159567
ROLLL
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Insert into anus. Deliver with video
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Let the fucker go free
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>>684159834
ye
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send him to space
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Fry it
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Let it go ;;
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>>684159462
Rolling
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Lick its ass
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Free the frog
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>>684159216
Take froggy a courtin'
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Release him, frogs are b/ros
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Call him Edward and release him back into the wild.
After you cum on him to baptize him of his new name, of course.
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>>684159567
rolling
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#FreeTheFrog
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>>684159977
get
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C'mooooon trips! Papa needs a Frog Space Program! By the by, we sent a Toad into space, but never a frog.
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put in pooper pls
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>>684159975
Reroll
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Let him go
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deliever now faggot
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>>684159983
Reroll
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send it to space with balloons
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>>684159462
reroll
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>>684159755
roll
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FreeTheFrog
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>>684159960
Rolling
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lick its butthole
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Free it
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>>684159216
ITS DAT BOIIII!! U CrZy NIGgA U CANT HUrT HIM
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>>684159975
Reeroll
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>>684159983
reroll
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>>684159216
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR FROG
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behead the frog
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Eat him with Pasta and pepper
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>>684160111
GETTT
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>>684160105
rollin
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>>684160111
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>>684160111
oh shit
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>>684160111
Winrar
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>>684160111
winrar
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>>684160111
winRar
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>>684160120
Dead meme friendo
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>>684160111
winrar!!!
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Make a flag with a toothpick saying NIGGER and stick on him
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>>684159975
Free it faggot
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eat the frog
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>>684160111
WINRAR
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>>684160111
Winnar
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>>684160111
op u must fry it !!!
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Let go of dat boi
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>>684159216
>Release him, frogs are b/ros
roll
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>>684160111
WE'RE HAVING FROG TONIGHT BABY
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release the creature
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>>684160111
Oh shit! Dat boi space program, nigga, do it!
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>>684160111
Idiot, enjoy suffering of others you stupid faget
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>>684160388
triggered you fat cunt
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>>684160369
winrar?
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OP here
I don't have fry machine
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No dubs no trips and op will deliver
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>>684160030
>>684159755
>>684159776
>>684159950
>>684159961
>>684159975
>>684159982
You all are too boring!
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>>684160369
winrar?
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>>684160388
I fucking hate these cunts
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Go back where you found him, and let him go
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>>684160501
Space program then
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put gasoline on frog and burn it
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>>684160501
Space program it is then
>>>684160369
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>>684160501
Get it done with a frying pan or space program the shit out of that frog
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>>684160369
fucking do it faggot
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>>684160369
>>684160501
Do this then
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>>684160538
You misspelled decent human beings
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>>684160501
space program you phag!
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>>684159462
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SPAAAACE!
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>>684160388
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Space program faggot
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burn the frog
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>>684160624
Why, let the frog go
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>>684159462
you mean v. 3

Like 2 month ago we started v. 2
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Frogs are friends, let it go
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GASOLINE AND BURN THE FUCKER

>WINRAR
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>>684159216
let her go.. moron
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SPACE PROGRAM DELIVER OP
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OP here again
No balloons, i might be able put him on my roof

I could build a catapult
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Give him a nice home and feed him crickets until he passes away at an old age.
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>>684160869
yes
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>>684160853
"We" like you did anything, are you american?
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>>684159216
Release him, frogs are b/ros
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>>684159216

25 seconds on microwave
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you better stab that frog with a steak knife.
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Space program go!

> CHEKEM
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>>684159216
Let it go free.
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>>684159216
Set him free he's my /b/ro
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FROG MUST FLY
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Catch another and breed them.
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>>684160968
do it and send webm
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Burn him
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Jerk him off and then let him go, swallow his seed.
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>>684160968
Do it
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>>684160869
OP here yet again
Dis boi rolled 69 on a straight roll, no rerolls. Might let him go, might try space program
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>>684159928
What is this from?
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Rub your cock with it
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put frog on catapult
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Put it right back where you found it unharmed you motherfucker.
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calling trips - 222 - Throw him as hard as you can at a car.
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>>684161170
Do the space program
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>>684161008
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>>684160909
No u
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>>684161170
Launch that fucker don't be a faggot
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>>684159462
ROLLIN FOR IT
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>>684159216
Tie a balloon to each leg and send that nigga to heaven. and dont fucking give us this i dont have balloons or helium shit go to the fucking store faggot
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>>684161012
spin
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>>684161170
space
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>>684160968
Winrar
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>>684161170
>might try space program

So, OP might be a fag
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444 says to put him in a large pot and slowly increase the heat.
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just make him fly, go
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>>684161369
winara do it op
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release the frog or i will throw a curse upon you
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FLYING FROG!
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trips - put him in a pot slowly increase heat with no water.
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>>684161336
This
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>>684161219
roll
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>>684161400
OP here
That's not a might
That's an is
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curb stomp it.
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>>684161468
roll
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leave it alone nigger
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>>684161454
how are you going to curse op with the face of morgan freeman?
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>>684161170
space program do it.
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NUMBER OF THE BEAST - COOK THE FROG SLOOWLY.
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OP here, i decided to set it free.
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>>684161555
Kek. Trips speak truth
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>>684161336
Roll
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NUMBER OF THE BEAST - COOK THE FROG SLOOWLY.1
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>>684161660
your a faggot
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OP here will space program
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leave it alone :(
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OP here again
I'll let it go


On top of a water storage tank
Or my roof
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>>684161737
Use birthday balloons, the ones you buy from the store
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>>684159462
Plz
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First comment would be the best.
Build a house for him and show us the results.
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>>684161753
you're such a massive buzzkill niggerfaggot
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>>684161660
waste of my time with this faggot
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>>684159462
This
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that frog wants to be an astronaut, goddamn it
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>>684161660
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>>684161753
kys cunt
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lick it and get high as fuck (or die who cares, just record it)
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>>684161660
good man.. best thing you have done to date.
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>>684161660
Your a massive cucksucker arent ya?
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abandon thread
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>>684161660
Faggot you're not me

Real OP, I'll post pictures of frogs from now on when I make a post
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>>684159216
Offer him money.
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>>684162008
*you're
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>>684162042
nice so space program?
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Just wanted to see another space program
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>>684161660
OP is a faggot today too.
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>>684159216
spaaaace
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>>684162042
you will see soon what voodoo means
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space program and while in air throw a knife at it
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>>684159216
SPACE PROGRAMM
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space program and show webm
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>>684162008
That's not me
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Release back to nature :) dont harm it further
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200 replies and non of you faggots called this faggot out?

thats a toad not a frog, you uneducated homosexual
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>>684162042
go to the shop and buy balloons now
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fuck this /thread OP still hasnt fried are aquatic friend
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>>684161172
Besiege
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give him a kiss
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also someone make a new bread
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>>684162520
Too late, it was fucking born to explore the dark side of the moon.
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>>684162042
Leave it alone. It is the /b/shido way.
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flush it down the toilet
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>>684162042
OO yes op keep posting pictures of that frog please thats all we want
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>be a retard
>have nothing
>catch frog
>go on /b/ the most retarded place for kids today
>What should I do with this frog?

/b/ was once a place for the lulz, now its just porn and gore for retards

I miss the old days, when Ananymous delivered for the lulz and not for sjw
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>>684159216
Swallow it alive and whole, no chewing.
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>be me, handsome frog
>dude comes up, puts me in a box
>wtfisgoingon.jpg
>took pictures of my naked body, put them on a website
>currently is talking about a space program
>wat do?
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>>684163090
>liberal claims
>list of a bunch of conservative sjw bullshit
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>>684163401
frogs cant speak dumbass
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>>684159216
Give him a good long lick down his back, then release him into a safe location.
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>>684161454
Don't listen to this faggot
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>>684163542

it just did normie
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>>684163542
>can't
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>>684162300
faggot u picked the pic from other thread
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>>684163542
Neither can you
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>>684163542
>no capitalization
>no punctuation
>improper use of the word "cant"
>incomplete sentence

Frog detected.
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FROG CANNOT INTO SPACE
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>>684163462
>getting upset over politics
>getting upset over politics on /b/
life tip since for you youngins, politics r dum
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>wen some fag pretending to be you an heroes your thread

Dis boi high today
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>>684164738
oh shit!
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kill it like a serb
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>>684163744
rly?
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>>684164938
reroll
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>>684165014
read the thread
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>>684164938
kill all serbs
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>>684164939
no im sorry they must have took it from here.
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>>684165072
not to late find it and kill it and burn serbian flag over it
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>>684164692
>whaa
>someone made fun of me!

Stay mad, summerfag.
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>>684159216
facefuck it
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AND SO ANOTHER THREAD PASSED WITHOUT OP DOING ANYTHING EVER!
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>>684163620
This.
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>>684162275
Nuclear Throne.. I was horribly addicted to that for a long time.
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>>684165417
like any day in 4chan the past 5 years..sigh
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set it free
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>>684163090
How's high school going?
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>>684165678
I just want to explore space with my fellow anons, is that just too much to ask?
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>>684159462
got it
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>>684159216
Name it Kek. Build it a shrine and praise it daily.
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>>684166068
fug
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op is a faggoot
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>>684166122
someone already got that roll
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>>684160538
2edgey
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>yet another day passes without OP delivering
>mfw
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>>684166323
2new
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>>684161454
Return the slab
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>>684166136
Welcome to 4chan
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>>684162300
>huuurrrr I bought a wooden vaguely africanish statue from the mall, I can do voodoo now
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>>684161660
Well done, my man
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Put your tongue in it's mouth. Record a webm and then
This posts even= smash it
This posts odds= Free the lucky motherfucker
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>>684166342
nigger he aint in space, and i doubt your roof is on the fucking international spacestation
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>>684161911
911 get
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>>684166551
That's not me

Older picture of frog before roof
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>>684166109
This ancient Pepe god represents 4chan in too many ways...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
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>>684166527
papua new guinea
very old cannibal tribes crafted this
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OP confirmed nigger. Only niggers like animal cruelty.

Kys.
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>>684162008
>Haha look at me, I learnt a new word today xDDD
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Kiss it and bite off head
Dont be afraid of becoming a legend OP do it
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Here comes OP
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>>684161454
fuck off nigger
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>>684166664
Someone got 69 on a straight roll and trips on a reroll
So I combined them

Older picture again
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>>684167332
oh dat boi
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H E Y G U Y S O P H E R E P O S T I N G F R O G
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>>684160538
hey new fried
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>>684167558
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lick it, have sex with it, cook it, whatever. do something, OP. deliver or gtfo with your fucking memes
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>>684167656
Got me niqqa
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>>684167716
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>>684167841
so what are you gonna do to it?
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>>684167790
I did fam

I ran out of froge pictures and I ain't climbing up on that roof again
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>>684167918
I did look up

Still out of froge pictures
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>>684165383
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>>684162300
Voodoo=wooden nigger
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sharp knife tiny incision in throat, insert straw and blow very hard (like mom does)
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let it go.
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>>684168669
We got a winner
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>>684168669
winrar
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>>684168866
Dat frog gone fam the games over

He on da roof
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>>684168195
It's good that you can admit it. That's the first step in not being a whiny faggot.
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>>684168669
Win
Rar
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>>684159928
kek
source?
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>>684161660
You are cancer to my Heart
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>>684169666
hay satan
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>>684169666
so fucking close to quints
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>>684169208
>IknowyouarebutwhatamI?
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>>684169948
Moot

This boy has sinned against you
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>>684170337
who?
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just cook the thing in a microwave
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reenact Flushed Away with the frog being that sewer toad thing
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OP here
Tfw I've gotten two trips
Tfw I started this thread
Tfw I ended this thread
I am the lord of this thread
I'm in charge now
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