i started fucking around with making beats when i was 10 and only now am i starting to make listenable stuff. the more i see though the more depressed i am about how good you can actually be and still get little to no exposure
i would've told myself stop dicking around and do your research on making beats so you can start selling those fuckers and get exposure
you are not going to marry that girl you met in highschool, she has BPD.
fuck cece when she comes into your dorm that night.
in january your new qt gf has a melt down, be there for her, youll regret it every day for the next 5 months
We ended up going to that furry convention in Sydney and getting laid by a thirty year old fat bitch, nice work little dude. Oh, make sure you figure out what blood type you are... you're going to need to know that before you cop a transporter van to the everything.
its better to live in rejection then in regret, go and ask out that girl you like. there is nothing to lose from asking, asking and being denied is better than never doing it at all and remembering the regret for the rest of your life
Be more outgoing, kid. You won't regret it. Show some more love to your mother and father. Tell your grandmother you love her, you won't see her much longer. Save your money. You will get into a lot of hobbies soon. Stay gold, anon, stay gold.
I almost started crying thinking of my grandmother. Rest in peace, Maryse.
Lose weight now, just count calories. 1000 per day would probably be good. Start taking care of your acne now. You're actually really good looking and pussy will find you. And it will probably be the difference between you growing up normally and ending up trying to overdose at grandma's house on Christmas night 2015. Don't get involved with Cheyenne and Gary is not a good friend. Never smoke weed or drink because you're an addict and it's probably going to kill you if you don't listen. Grandpa is going to die unexpectedly in November 2015 and for about a year before that will start suffering from dementia. Spend all of the time you can with him before that and don't let his dementia make it hard for you to see him.
Don't drink soft drinks because the store is closer to your next school
Start thinking about what matters and what doesn't (hint: opinions of morons doesn't matter)
i couldnt care less about exposure man. i really just want to make beats that i love but then again im pretty sure id be hungry for exposure if i ever did become good at it. im looking for beat machines to start fucking around with. any recommendations?
for the love of whatever the fuck it is you believe in..... don't ever start drinking and smoking you little piece of shit. just keep to sports. also avoid that cheating whore you met in Miami at all costs!
don't listen to your parents
trust your instincts your first thought is usually more accurate than what peers want you to think
choose this uni instead
never meet her
let yourself fall of that cliff so you won't have to deal with current bullshit
You will find someone soon but your complacence let her slip away.
You know that you're smart, don't underachieve.
You have confidence. Hold it close and don't let anyone rob you of it.
Your life will bring so many miracles so don't you fucking dare waste them because trust me, you think you have it bad now? That's fuck all compared to what's ahead.
Follow what I have said and your life won't be devoid of the love, hope and courage needed to break through where you are going.
This summer between 6th grade and 7th you could totally go further with that girl that you think just try shit she was down
same with that girl you'll meet at 16, and your sophomore girlfriend in college.
Stay strong little bitch, you have no idea of what's coming. Stop whining, don't think that you can solve your problem being am attention whore. Don't fall in love with her, she doesn't and she never will love you back. Hold on, things will get better someday.
don't use drugs. trust me.
love the woman that are in your life and don't cheat on them.
- Make music you'll love it
- Don't be lazy, especially on your interests, take time for your work and duties
- Don't rush on the thought of getting girls, they'll come naturally, also sex isn't that mind changing, it's fun but something that can wait. Also girls like you for who you are, don't worry, be yourself.
- Lotto Numbers for Wednesday 11th May 2016 are 10 19 20 31 39 41 5 Supernumber 5
- Go on every journey you can
- Stay yourself bro
you will meet a girl named Courtney who is your friend jons cousin whatever you do DONT BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER. IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE. IF YOU DO EVERYTHING TURNS INTO A NIGHTMARE FOR YEARS
also smoke more weed
>Keep your life as simple as possible
>It's true that you create 90% of your problems yourself if you aren't paying attention
>Stop comparing your achievements to everyone else's, they are probably more fucked up than you are
>Fucking a girl you connect with on multiple levels is far more fulfilling than banging a hot dumb bitch
>The corporate world is exactly what you think it is
>You should totally experiment with Brian down the block. He's probably gay, but you'll get your little weiner sucked.
wow holy plplpl my grandma is starting to go and i haven't talked to her in 4 months wtf am i doing. she's probably the sweetest person I have ever known, but she's let people take advantage of her. My half brother has been on heroin for most of his teenage and adult life, and he squeezed every cent out of her when she tried to help him back on his feet. All the money my grandpa saved working pretty much until the day he died is basically gone.
Don't worry 12 year old self, you won't be a manlet forever. You'll wear bigger shoes than your father when you grow up. The downside is, you'll end up with 3 children in less than 2 years when you turn 26, have a girlfriend who doesn't suck dick, and drive a crappy 15 year old Jeep...but hey, it runs like a fucking champ at least.
Fuck off with your overused internet slang, you lil bitch.
in a few years you're going to get a phone call, make sure that you stay on the line with them or you'll lose someone close to you by suicide.
Mine lived 5000km away.
I went and saw her 2 years before she died. Between work life and expense I couldn't go again.
Weird feeling knowing you'll never see someone again when they're still alive.
Her mind was already going. After I left she called my mom and said "a wonderful, handsome young man came and saw me today. I can't remember his name, but he made me so happy!"
>you'll end up with 3 children
You poor, poor soul
Don't worry about games and cartoon, you will be busy with that in your adult life. Go score that pussy! Take all the sedatives you can to bed those who show residence.
Cutting a lightning bolt into your forehead will not give you magical powers. Don't fill that plastic bag with Ajax dish soap and then not was your penis off after you masterbate with it because it will chemically burn your penis.
It's not going to get better you little fuck. We lied to ourselves. Remember we said in our head we won't beat up our brother. Fuck that madafuckha up. Tell your aunt and gran you love them, you won't see them for long. And don't get in the car you faggot.
DON'T talk about it and don't give a fuck about dad! stay in the sport club and join the police when you are old enough!
Stop fucking around with Radical Ki and shemale porn, and use that computer for some good. Study programming languages NOW, and stop caring what girls think. Also, stop wanking it so much, and STOP trying to kill yourself. Plan to enlist in the Air Force, because that's what your parents want, and they'll never truly be proud of you unless you do that.
Don't pussy out of the real major you wanted in college just because it was too "hard." Study biology, chemistry, physics, and calculus as soon as you can so you can make something of yourself.
You look fucking dumb with your hair down to your ass. You get ripped in high school,stop eating and you get grossly skinny and then become a fatass in university. Don't stop working out. Girls love you when you're ripped. Have sex with them. They're more scared of you than you are of them.
whatever happens cherish your life and make your choises accordingly.
that will only make young you interested in it
If you get a consensual chance, fuck her. Doesn't matter.
Fuck Stephanie senseless but don't get attached.
Weed isn't all that great.
Save some fucking money.
That about covers it. Very few regerts
Our mom will be gone in about a year from now. go and fucking hug her everything you can, tell her how much love you feel and try to make the last of her days in this earth as enjoyable as you can. When your father tells you if you wanna go and live with him and ditch your mothers family, accept it, because you won't be seeing him ever again
Care about others, talk to other people even though they're not interesting most of the time, make friends (loneliness cripples)
Do your homework
Do sports, watch what you eat
Wash your teeth
Dont never ever fucking go to 4chan
>Don't change anything.
If you don't move to Florida, even though it fucks you over, you get divorced, you lose your kids, if you don't your dad would probably die falling off a roof.
The pain is worth it, hell, love the pain 12 year old anon. It's what means you're alive and you never get ANYTHING worth having without a little pain.
Stop with the tranny shit. You DO get the pills, you take them for 3 days and you realize you made a huge fucking mistake. Just stop.
Stop being such a faggot, despite what they tell you, there's nothing wrong with being a man, act like one for fuck sake
Those dreams you keep having? Write them all down, WRITE THEM ALL DOWN! Your future demands it. If you think of anything, just go for it. Fall in love with writing, it will make your future a lot easier.
Get tested for Colitis instead of nearly dying you faggot.
Don't worry about bitches until you turn 18. Seriously, just DONT WORRY ABOUT BITCHES UNTIL YOU TURN 18 FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
Don't do Robotussin for fun, you're going to get addicted and then overdo it one night and your stepdad is gonna find you slobbering in your chair with your eyes bouncing off the sides of your head.
Don't steal shit. At all. Not from walmart, not from your parents. Don't do it, it fucks your life up.
Don't touch weed until you get out of high school. There's better things to be doing with your time and it's going to fuck up your relationship with your parents and get you in trouble a few times and get you in with bad crowds.
Go to fucking school you idiot. Stop being such a class clown, I know the shit is boring but you'll end up working twice as hard for that degree in the end and since you fucked up so much getting your career life started will be harder than it should be.
You have potential, so fucking use it. I know everyone tells you that, but it's true. You'll end up squandering your talent and not learning any discipline and you'll never finish anything.
Change instruments immediately. The clarinet fucking sucks and you'll end up wasting what little instruction you get in school on an instrument you don't even like or want to play. Play the fucking piano or the drums.
Learn a programming language. It'll be way easier now before you hate programming and then you'll have more marketable skills.
INVEST IN THIS THING CALLED BITCOIN AS SOON AS YOU HEAR ABOUT IT. Buy as many as you can afford, hoard them, and then sell them in a few years when they are going for over $500 a piece. Be careful, the bubble pops and they crash a few times, so don't get greedy. They will start out going for literally cents a piece, so just keep stockpiling them.
That's the important stuff. I guess you could do the generic thing like telling yourself to invest in stocks.
The class isn't 'getting easier,' you're just getting better. Keep going until you reach Black Belt.
Attend her funeral...
Say good bye.
Don't get into a relationship before you know the person for at least a year, work hard and you will flourish in college, being single is sometimes better than being in a shitty relationship.
Id just sent myself a list of 10 ten biggest euromillion wins with the exact numbers of the drawing before the jackpot draw.
That way I dont have to share the pot and be a billionaire. ezpz.
You've got this bro. You're gonna go through some really hard stuff, but I think you already know that. Your instincts are good, trust them. It really is all about being yourself as honestly as possible. If you have energy leftover from everything else, focus a little bit more on doing good school work, but it's really not all that important. You'll do fine.
Spend more time with your littlest brother before he's grown.
Stay fsr away from shannon she'll end up being a lieing cheating crack whore and ruin your life forever.
Don't lose contact with your Jr high friends when you go to tech school.
Kill yourself for being such an emotional loser.
Start boxing and lose weight. Also talk to a therapist about your dad molesting you even though that memory was repressed as fuck. Also don't self harm your thigh. Otherwise, good job anon.
Stop jacking off because you will be addicted to porn. Be more outgoing and actually right with the girl you have a crush on even though it's middle school. The cops are going to beat you up in a year, if you don't succeed with your crush she will date your friend in a year then you might fail with a girl you like in high school, stay determined and don't let these get at you. And that online girlfriend you just got, get rid of her, she is useless. Stick to real life dating and be yourself and never change for anyone. Also, try to hang around those "popular" kids in school, they are actually nice and not stuck up like other people say.
The opinions of poor uneducated inner city kids isn't worth the self hate and depression. Even if you have no money, your mother works hard and tries her best to prevent you from starving in a gutter. The least you can do is work hard and think positively, not try to fit in with degenerates that will never amount to anything.
Don't get married!! Talk to hot girls, even though it's kinda scary. You'll get shot down a lot, but you'll also tag some high quality pussy. Oh, and Sarah, your first real gf, lick her asshole, it turns out she loves it
Don't talk to that cunt Jackson. M in highschool
Also stand up to yourself beat the shit out of Jayden you pussy, use a cricket bat if your too scared, its only primary school.
>OK kid, get a pen and paper this is important...
Stephanie has a massive crush but she won't tell you for two years! Get with her now.
Crystal is a slut, just get your dick sucked and then dump her. Oh...and her dad beats her, so maybe report that shit if you feel like it.
Michelle is bisexual, see if you can get her to realize this a few years early...while she is still dating you and not some other dude.
Brooke tempts you with a FFM 3some...DON'T DO IT! Her friend is fat and gross. Also, dump Brooke after the summer she cheats on you...but holy shit! That summer is worth it except the aforementioned 3some.
The blond in your geometry class is a waste of time but her friend with the glasses apparently likes you.
Jesse almost dies in Mexico...warn him publicly. It won't change his fate because he's a dumbass but people blame you, so cover your ass.
Your first roommate in college is a drug addict but he's generous. Stick to just weed.
Rebecca is not interested in a friendship with you, she wants your dick. Avoid her offer of visiting her friend's dorm and never introduce her to the Chinese girls you like.
BTW you sleep with two of the Chinese girls and it bites you in the ass later on. Stick with the short one.
Saki is desperate for you and you'll be in a committed relationship at the time but...just do it. Her tits are amazing.
Hirono is the best lay of your life...see her as much as you can because she actually has a boyfriend and he finds out about you before you find out about him. I'm not telling you to avoid her (what with the sex and all) but be alert.
I know you've moved to a new place right when puberty starting kicking in and it fucking blows, I know it. But don't try to fit in, you were born to stand out. You were born to be a leader, not a frustrated follower. Go into sales straight after high school to fund your dreams, whatever they may be in this alternate timeline of yours.
>Stephanie has a massive crush
I had a massive crush on Stephanie
The clit is at the top of the pussy.
Don't hesitate, Allie, Sarah, and Shay want to fuck you in high school.
P.s. Gods not real, so don't embarrass yourself by standing up for Christianity in public
Patent an early version of the iPod. CDs are still big, but these things called MP3s are now being created and shared. Present the idea to SONY,they dominated the Walkman and Portable CD player market but a portable HDD that stores music is where it's at. Include a licensing percentage, you'll never have to work again. Also, dudes will fuck over ANYONE for a mere whiff of pussy. Don't trust anyone with your secrets, you don't need to.Stop confusing lust for love. Be rich, fuck chicks, that's it.
Lose some weight and quit being afraid of social networks. People in high-school are way more chill than most of your current schoolmates who will end up being crack addicts. And don't ever think of giving up on your friends, they may not be cool, they may be weird but in a few years they'll be all you've got if you don't listen to the other advises. P.S. alcohol and weed won't kill you.
What I'd tell the little nigger
>don't attest against the FBI
>kill yourself at 30 if you're still alive
>don't waste time with videogames.
>your cousin is a jerk who will waste his life on drugs.
>don't just brag about your gigantic turds: take photos and save for your future website.
>uncle John won't leave you a penny - just ignore him
>at 20 your wage will be higher than any of your schoolmates
>don't lose time to search for a girlfriend - you'll get your first gf only when 25, she will tell you when you least expect
When you visit Europe after high school , do not have sex with anyone. One of them was hiv positive. Also, Michele didn't have a boyfriend, she was just nervous, and actually really into you.