If you woke up tomorrow morning President of the United States, what's the first thing you would do?
Honestly I would break up the Union kinda like in Fallout. Individual states have too much power and you can never take it away without a war, so fuck it. Split the USA into 4 or 5 countries, roughly centred around California, Texas, New York, and maybe something like New England or Illinois.
>she boon beside me
>get out of bed
>NSA meeting yawn.gif
>play with daughters
>invite pseudo terrorist clock manufacturer to my home
>erode white rights
President for a day.
Disband the CIA and the NSA. Cut military budget by 25%, use that money to increase research grants for universities for medical studies. I would end the taxation of corporations as people. I would cut all government aid programs and abolish the income tax for a flat tax rate of 10%. The government takes 30% of your income, so you would have the money you needed to buy your own shit and pay for your own retirement, SSI is a joke anyway. Pass a single payer healthcare system. Have the schools stop buying new computers every year, make the army able to grant contracts to any company, not the pool they use now. I would make open carry the law everywhere, abolish the felon status, as you have served your time, no need for the crime to follow you forever, abolish all forms of critical theory from college textbooks.
I would also make it clear that spanish was no longer allowed on our labels. Grant open immigration from around the world, and have all dictators in the world murdered.
I would make a new agency that targets high profile members of terrorist groups and their families.
I would then have congress pass a lifetime precidency amendment to the constitution.
Make an agency that goes to third world countries and teaches them to farm and beat them if they are too lazy.
More or less your first emperor.
Some people don't have balls, maybe through no fault of their own.
Hell if I woke up president I'd adapt, overcome and fucking do the best I can, but some people like that anon are meant to be worthless shits their whole lives. Born, cry, walk, eat, fuck, drink, get old and die off. They have no idea what it's like to be exceptional, whether it's recognized or not
-Rewrite the tax code so all are taxed evenly and corporations cant pull no bull.
-Make lobbyists illegal, limit power of special interest groups
-Cut government spending on social programs
-Abolish any laws that allow discrimination on any basis (including affirmative action)
-Cut military spending by making the military contract scene more competitive and thus driving prices lower
-Kill the F-35 program, it's shit
-Lower drinking age to 18. If you can go off to war at 18, you can sure as hell drink about it when you get back.
-Remove God, or any relgious refference, from all forms of state media. We have freedom of religion, no need for one religion to be more reinforced than others
-Generally make America great again
Executive orders the fuck out of some shit.
>Debt forgiveness on all Student loans
>2 year colleges and trade schools now tuition free.
>Mandatory term limits on all elected offices.
>Mandatory solar on all new construction.
>Massive tax breaks for CONUS business, tax and tariff the fuck out of US Based companies that use foreign labor. Bankrupt them.
>Change English to language of the land. Give all immigrants, illegal or otherwise, 2 years to learn and communicate in english or be deported. All signage in english. No press one bullshit.
>Every home, mandatory automatic rifle. Every family member over the age 14 required quarterly qualification on said weapon. Semi-annual national guard duty for all citizens between 18 and 42. Combat veterans exempt, disabled veterans exempt. No exemptions for being in college, nor being from prominent families. You WILL serve.
> Guarantee citizenship for active military service for immigrants. Illegals will be pushed in this direction.
Ignore the phone and plow bitches in the oval office.
Then call my exes over, make them wait in the lobby for 5 hours and then give them the finger and get secret service to escort them the fuck out.
But first! Let's do a bump off one of my bitches ass.
-All elected officials get term limits
-Agencies and non-elected officials can't make regulations
-Get rid of all signs/labels/anything in spanish. English motherfucker, do you speak it?
-Become less dependent on foreign oil, subsidize the fracking industry
-Reinvigorate the nuclear power program
-Make immigration easier to do legal, but crack the fuck down on ilegals
Audit the MOTHER FUCK out of the Federal Reserve
Abolish the DoE, the other DoE, the ATF, the EPA, etc., etc., etc.
Roll back executive orders to, like, 1930-something
Demand congress pass a balanced budget amendment
>I don't understand how separation of powers works, the post
>fuckin this chick, right
>knee deep in this bitch you know
>knock on the door
>It's her dad
>"Honey, please finish up your homework. Dinner is ready.
>dad busts in think it was his daughter having asthma attack
>jump out window nekkid
>run my as 2mi home buck nekkid
>be out of breath as fuck
>run up to front porch
>stumble on first step
>land on my elbow
And that is why I cannot play badminton till this day.
1. Disband the TSA, NSA, CIA, DEA, NEA
2. Repeal the NFA
3. Publish the 9/11 report, cuz FUCK HADJI!
4. Dissolve membership in NATO, and the UN,
5. Inform the UN, they have 30 days to get the FUCK OUT, then turn that bldg into a VA rehab ctr.
6. Deliver 3 TLAM(N) to Japan, Taiwan, and S. Korea, (pretargeted to Pyongyang, Beijing, and ?) then close our bases in those countries.
7. Inform Germany, Italy, Spain, Scotland, and England, that we'd be closing those bases as well.
8. Escort the Canadians out of Cheyenne Mtn, as they're no longer allowed in NORAD.
9. Close ALL US military installations not previously mentioned, and relocate those force to our northern and southern border.
10. Close America's checkbook! We are DONE GIVING AID to the whole fucking planet.
Gas all muslims
Build the wall
pay off tuition for college students who graduate STEM fields with honors. If you graduate with a high GPA from a STEM field you won't pay a dime for your education. Surely the tax payers wouldn't complain with such a system, thoughts?
I would fix the fucking alphabet. No, S does not equal c, which does not equal k. And what's this shitty about a q must have a u? Why not just say a "q" makes the "qu" sound, and it's pretty much that, why need 2 letters? Fucking English.
Oh right. Wouldn't that disproportionately affect how many weed smokers we can jail though?
Gassing is the best long term solution however. Incineration would be the best method of disposal, you could even recycle the ash as fertilizer