Why are people on Facebook such vaginas?
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Why are people on Facebook such vaginas?
>>674393316
Because it's facebook.
I mean he's got a point, if somebody did that to my car I'd honestly set their house on fire. Or one day just break and completely destroy the place, like painting the walls with oil, break all the glass, dump pounds of sugar in hidden spots of the house, lay termites, dump all motor oil and erosion chemicals on the edge of their house to erode the land soil, etc.
I drive an M3. I'd slauggter someone for doing this to my car.
Maybe though he's a little prickbin his car. Probably really loud and drives like an ass. might have deserved it?
>>674394013
I just thought it was a lil over reaction. You should see the dumb shit people put on these trade and for sale pages on Facebook in south east Texas. I fucking hope and pray the whole south isn't this fucking stupid
>>674394013
you sound like a massive cunt.
>>674394013
Fag.
>>674395488
This
>The acids in the egg yolk will eat the paint.
What the fuck, this isn't even true. Eggs have a PH of 8, just one point below water. If they really wanted to fuck with him they would use an actual acid.
Can anyone actually state possible damages to the car beyond hurt feelings and having to wash it off? Otherwise, there's not 'one hundred dollars worth of damage'.
>>674396186
They sand from their vaginas damages their car more than this every day.
>>674396186
A pH of 8 is not even acidic you bunch of niggers. You should've learned this shit back in highschool you uneducated cucks.
>>674396186
The pH of water is 7 you retard, so how is 8 below 7? holy shit you're a retarded nigger.
>>674395597
Fuckin kek
>>674395597
Hahaha
>>674396741
>I did not go to school: the post
enjoy flipping burgers uneducated nigger.
>>674397155
>>674396741
That's not true. Pure water is 7 but most tap water is between 7 and 8.5. I guess you're a "retarded nigger" as well for not getting the correct pH right.
The point still stands that eggs are not acidic and you've failed at trying to wave your pseudo scientific dick around. No wonder why no one liked you in high school.
>>674397465
>>674397155
>this level of damage control
kek. not even that anon but this much is obvious. Also why did you put retarded nigger in quotation marks? are you afraid or something?
>>>/reddit/
>>674396186
I don't know the science behind it, but eggs 100% damage the paint on cars if it is left for a while which is easily done if you don't know your car has been egged.
It does leave a very obvious mark.
Bottom line, it is absolutely unacceptable to fuck with someone else's property.
>>674397704
>not that anon
>2 posts ago there were 14 posters
>still 14 posters
>samefagging this hard
let me explain dumbass, elements that have pH of 1-6 are acids and those that have 7+ are bases. so if something has a pH of 8, it actually is not acid, but the opposite of it, thus is bellow water yada yada yada
>>674397704
You keep posting with images beside your post like you're saying something really insightful. I bet you're still in highschool.
>damage control
>corrects your baseless argument
I guess you could say that. I put "retarded nigger" in quotes because you're too dumb to understand that the retarded in redundant... It's like saying 'hot fire'. Keep trying to invent good insults though.
You're just a basic bitch. Did you see what I did there? Basic? Get it?
>Not even that anon
And no one in the thread actually believed that.
>>674397885
crow shit damages car paint, let alone eggs
>>674397704
Because they were quoting maybe?
>>674398200
Seagull shit too. Had one crap on my car and didn't realise until the morning. Car was in direct sunlight and you can still see the mark.
I wax my car once a month now so it gives a bit of protection.
>>674398100
that's what I said you fucking retarded nigger. Nice damage control though. You're the one that said that 8 was acidic and that it was below water. You're so fucking retarded here let me remind you of what you wrote:
>What the fuck, this isn't even true. Eggs have a PH of 8, just one point below water.
which I got from here:
>>674396186
Are you retarded or something you autistic nigger?
>>674398136
>>674398100
>hurr durr there's 14 people in the thread yet I know you're still samefagging
do you realise how fucking retarded you sound?
>>674398206
you quote with greentext. just how new are you?
>>674398497
Not only can you not read correctly, you're even confusing posters.
I can't wait until you start pretending that you were trolling.
>Eggs have a PH of 8
Completely true.
>just one point below water.
Can be true, depending on the type of water. Ever heard of hard water?
>>674398200
Don't forget pigeon shit and human shit and every other kind of shit
>>674398861
So you're telling me that there is tap water out there with a pH of 9? Do you realise that is not even acidic? Are you completely stupid or something? Can you not read correctly?
>>674398861
>>674393316
How is lumberton texas treating you anon?
>>674398861
You gotta be the most idiotic person on here right now. Just stop posting. You made a mistake accept it and move on. Save us the trouble.
>>674399269
It's treating me as good as your moms pussy
Thanks for the idea. Expect eggs on your fancy car anon.
>>674399148
>You're the one that said that 8 was acidic
>Do you realise that is not even acidic?
I realise you're parroting me with the 'you cannot read' comment but at no point did anyone in this thread imply that eggs are acidic. You understand that 7 pH is neutral and below that it's acidic right? Please quote someone saying something along the lines of 'eggs are six pH'.
>yap yap, stupid, dumb, nigger, cant read.
You're going to feel like an idiot if you actually go back and read the comments in this thread.
>So you're telling me that there is tap water out there with a pH of 9?
Exactly, but please, go find yourself some battery acid and drink it instead.
>>674394013
>*Pours sugar*
>Pssh nothin' personal, kid
>>674399269
Op here i live closer to beaumont and its pretty quiet besides all the Jesus freaks and trump supporters
>>674399351
Uh, we know you're the same person posting the nigger pictures. you can stop pretending.
What are you the pH police?
>>674398559
You asked dickhead.
>>674400016
I seriously can't tell if you're baiting or not. You seriously can't be stupid enough to believe that there is tap water with a pH of 9.
>>674400016
>but at no point did anyone in this thread imply that eggs are acidic
see:
>>674393352
you're fucking retarded
nothing personnel kid
>that Mustang
>that profile pic
Kids clearly a faggot and probably deserved it
>>674393316
Hah. I graduated High School there.
>>674394601
it is. i went to school in the south. they sound so ignorant with the damn accent and always wearing camo.
>post talking about how this guy is a fag for wanting to find out who egged his car
>within seconds the entire thread revolves around a bunch of manchildren arguing about the pH of water and eggs
I fucking love this board. This is why I browse /b/ more than anywhere else.
>>674401050
Ah, moving the goal posts again. At least you're getting tired of posting as you realise that you've got the original comment completely wrong.
You know how I know you misread the comment and thought he said that eggs were acidic? Because no one would get angry at the fact that someone didn't know the exact ph range of water off the top of their head and proceed to call everyone a nigger for ten minutes.
At least you stopped pretending you were multiply posters. Did you run out of nigger images or something?
"The normal range for pH in surface water systems is 6.5 to 8.5 and for groundwater systems 6 to 8.5" Why would it be impossible for the abnormal range of water to get above 9 in some conditions?
>>674401197
>"youre retarded"
>"nothing personnel"
>personnel
kek
>>674401197
That's a not a poster in this thread, that's someone on Facebook. You got confused again, Billy. It's time for your medication.
I enjoy that not a single person agrees with you here.
>>674401722
multiple*
I'm correcting myself.
>>674393316
cuz they cant triforce
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>>674401883
I agree with that anon. I think you're a retard.
>>674401846
>the joke
>you
hello newfag
>>674401722
>Why would it be impossible for the abnormal range of water to get above 9 in some conditions
Kid just stop. You're not making any sense. Graduate high school and then try to talk science you retarded nigger.
>>674402382
>>674402466
>>674401050
Samefag.
Oh good, you found your picture folder again.
>>674401846
>1945+71
>being this new
>>674402583
Citation fucking needed. The ph range of hard water starts above 8.5 ph and obviously goes higher. Alkaline water can be found in nature.
>>674402583
http://www.unitedutilities.com/About-your-water.aspx
"pH is a measure of acidity or alkalinity. The water quality regulations specify that the pH of tap water should be between 6.5 and 9.5. Water leaving our treatment works typically has a pH between 7 and 8, but this can change as it passes through the network of reservoirs and water mains."
>9.5
Someone is going to be butthurt.
>>674403029
>>674403386
not that anon but you need to get a life. Go fap to traps or furries or something.
>>674393316
the autism in this thread is unreal
>>674403778
>Proved completely wrong
>Pretends to be someone else
Ahaha, you lose. Faggot.
>>674403886
see:
>>674403386
>>674403029
>>674404023
>>674403886
if it makes you feel better sure. You won an internet argument in an anonymous imageboard. You're going places.
>>674404026
This is now a cringe thread
>>674404135
You lost an internet argument in an anonymous imageboard, and that's even worse.
>>674393316
Take out "on Facebook"
>>674404135
coming from you that means alot trying to argue th pH level of eggs like anybody really gives a shit.
>>674396186
My car got egged and the impact cracked the paint.
>>674404364
>he thinks that will matter when the thread 404s
wew lad
>>674394013
8/10 not bad. I need this kind of laughter today
>>674404364
>>674404456
>>674404390
SHUT UP YOU CRINGE BETA CUCK NIGGER FAGGOT. GO SUCK YOUR DADS DICK YOU AUTISTIC SPERGLORD NECKBEARD
>>674404601
>autist detected
>>674404642
YOU MAD YOU MAD YOU MAD.
>>674404900
dubsssss
>>674393316
Lol, thats in my area of tx. At least all the whites live in Lumberton. The rest of the area has too many niggers.
>>674394506
Post a pic u slut
Wait, water is not acidic? But what about acid rain? Is that acidic? Is acid rain even real? How do i know im real?
>>674396186
Uh the impact of a hard ass egg against my car's body? Possibly a small dent?
>>674404990
How about a vid I just made?
https://youtu.be/mu1DPeFQbUE
>>674404962
that's not dubs you retard
>>674404975
yeah but most of the whites are fat wiggers and trash heavily mixed with beaner. FUCK YOU
>>674405585
Hello Michael P. It is a vac leak btw
>>674394013
>erosion chemicals
>>674393316
Why did he take pictures of it after it'd been washed off/rain washed it away?
Did he just want to pretend he owned mustang?
I drive an 11 mustang, it's not mine, it's my parents, but I don't own a car, so when I borrow one, it's that. Literally never got anyone over 18 to glance at me, cars are lame. I'd sooner spend 20k on a pc setup.
>>674405150
Well according to the rockwell hardness scale it shouldnt even leave a scratch.
>>674405912
Yeah I can hear a hiss when it idles coming from somewhere under the intake manifold. I'm not worried about it tbh, but it is annoying having the fucking light on constantly.
>>674394506
>I drive a car without turn signals and had to take a "how to drive like an asshole" course before they let me buy the car.
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>>674406169
I just did that on my firebird i used to just let it go until it wouldnt start. Its an easy fix
>>674406188
I actually always use my turn signal unless you throw a cigg out or something. Then I cut people off like fuck admittedly.
And I tracked that car for 3 years before I even began driving on the road. My driving is pure, not assholeish. Anyone who'd ever ridden with me always compliments my driving and I always put a big ass smile on their face and leave them telling their friends.
>>674406271
>autism detected
>>674406158
I'm not the person you're replying to but I had a egg thrown against my window before and it was absurdly loud, so I'm on the fence about how much an egg could damage a car.
It would be easier to dent it than to scratch it. Metal may be harder than calcium carbonate but the impact of an egg on sheet metal isn't scratching anything, just bending it. Think if you had a square layer of diamond only one micrometer thick and you threw a rock at it.
>>674406438
I don't let shit go.
At first I thought it was an issue with the fuel system from the codes I got from those cheap, generic code readers. I replaced the fuel filter, pressure regulator and even the fuel pump. $600 down so far and it still persists.
I've cleaned the MAF sensor, removed all the intake duct up to the manifold and cleaned all the caked oil from it. Made sure everything was seated properly and everything.
Sometimes my car wants to buck while idling. Funny cause I can disconnect the maf sensor and it evens out the idle. That tells you something. It could be ine of the TPSs or the idle control valve. A buddy says injectors but I'm not buying that shit. My car can wanna buck, like a cammed V8 but only while idling. When under load it pulls like new as seen in the video.
And I put 700 to 800 miles a week on this car and it's one of the most mechanically sound on the road.
>>674393316
>>674393352
He's not wrong.
While it might seem to be a juvenile prank, anyone with a functional brain understands egg, bird poop, oils etc etc can quite rapidly damage paint. Not to mention damaging property from afar in such a manner is the epitome of cowardliness and immaturity.
Hey OP, when I get depressed I intentionally find the nicest cars late at night and scratch them up with an awl. I've done probably a couple million dollars in damage at this point. I even have a system for doing as much damage as possible as quickly and as quietly as possible, a lithium soap lubricated awl against paint makes no sound whatsoever and I go after each "panel" of the car individually because repair costs go up faster per-panel. The christ-fag neighborhoods around big churches are my favorite because they leave 30,000 dollar cars fucking sitting outside like an idiot.
You shit's cheap though, that's a walk-by, just do a big line down one entire side. Makes me feel better.
>>674408053
Do you hide your face at all?
Why would you bother scratching my $800 piece of shit car?
>>674406846
I understand, it was a joke/bait. You seem well educated and i respect that, so ill just leave it at>>674406846
that.
>>674408053
Where do you keep the grease? How often do you have to re-grease the awl?
>>674407283
mine was a very tiny leak and i had more shit to do it so i let it go for a while. I picked my car up for 700 bucks so you could imagine. I had to re route all the vacuum lines, replace the MAF sensor, rewire just about everything, weld a new CAT and exhaust, rebuild the rear etc. Now it runs like it should