ITT we judge each other based off our names Eric
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ITT we judge each other based off our names
Eric
>>674494503
Rad dude w huge dick
Lawrence
>>674494503
I've met a few Erics. they're either asian or buff.
My name is Jonah
>>674494827
Super formal.
Griffin
>>674494896
Pretty chill Jewish kid with excessively curly hair
Henry
>>674494503
Angel
and im a dude
Lance
>inb4 "elite four"
Hammelef
Solomon
Nicholas
>>674495094
Norse god
>>674494951
Short and plump
Paul
>>674494951
You work for the discovery channel right?
Patrick
Noah
>>674495066
nah man thats my brother l0l but we are half jewish so pretty close.
Max
>>674495068
you're a swell guy, probably
>>674495184
Very skinny. Average height. Somewhat of an overbite
>>674494503
my name was robert paulson
>>674494951
neck beard cuck
>>674495076
Parents didnt beat the elite four
>>674495110
Looks at the balls sometimes
>>674495122
likes spicy memes
Kaitlyn
>>674495236
rich prick (Probably Jewish)
Jay
>>674495216
blonde hair
probably has a last name that starts with h
Just a guess tho
>>674494503
All the eric I've known in my life I've hated.
>>674495110
>>674495122
>>674495216
Bible Names - all cunts
Robyn
>>674494503
Troy
>>674495320
Lol
Sam (M, Samuel)
>>674495342
Complete Whore
>>674495341
Spicy memes is my middle name
Trevor
>>674495342
faggot
Philip
My name is Phone.
>>674495352
Not a jew but I'm half spic if that means anything
Drew.
AJ or Alan
Jairo
>>674495342
feg
Chad
>>674495416
Androgenous
>>674495236
Slightly tall, kinda curly blonde hair, slightly chubby, but not overweight, goes to a charter school, hates everyone in it, hates /b/ but goes on it for cheap entertainment.
>>674495560
Do you have your cucumber sauce with your name?
Nolan
will
>>674494503
dante
>>674495342
You know the rule
>>674495498
Smart well to do, but have weird quirks. You iron your jeans and wash your hair one strand at a time.
>>674495416
Hipster who is way too into basement parties and music that sucks shit. Occasionally smokes American Spirits
>>674495418
may be greek and like ramming horses up his ass
Muhammad
>>674495585
Typical douche bag
>>674495585
Fuck you man you stole my girl that I never asked out, fuck you
Maximilian
>>674495537
You have shitty long hair that you don't wash
>>674495668
one letter away from an outdated meme
Spoiler alert: Dolan
Oscar
>>674495418
GTFO CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>674495668
We call him rollin Nolan
Mark
Justin
Alex
>>674495668
you seem like a cool guy that was annoying in middle school but is a major dude now
Tom
>>674495657
i dont eat cucumber sauce
FRANK
>>674494503
Joel.
>>674494503
Arthur
>>674495697
asian, glasses, sort of fit, huge nerd though
>>674495778
Topkek
Lexi
>>674495749
Dune Coon
>>674494503
As a fellow Eric, I'm willing to bet you're an alright dude.
>>674495749
Allahu Ackbar
>>674495888
Like gyro....
>>674495713
If you work at food lion, I know you.
>>674495585
Obligatory reeeeee
Mines Jason.
Chadrick E.
Diego
>>674495743
>>674495806
all true
>>674495906
Makes battlestation threads to show off his gay nvidia rig
>>674495749
praises the pedo prophet
>>674495749
swedish
zack
Tyrone
Gunnar
Kaine
>>674495806
For your sake Anon.
Daniel
>>674496023
Chuck E is your nickname, as in Chuck E Cheese
Terrell
>>674495998
im black that answer that
>>674495076
British skinny dude
>>674495094
What in the actual fuck?
>>674495110
Likes hunting, pretty young
>>674495122
Try hard, especially with humor, but cool guy
>>674495152
Leather jacket, but likes romcoms
>>674495184
Weird, bald, buisnessman
>>674495216
Playa, 50% of girls love you, 50% hate you
>>674495236
Short, basketball, poor
>>674495342
Tranny
>>674495366
Black, christian
>>674495418
Edgelord, historian
>>674495461
Mormon, loves cheese
>>674495483
Black, buy my mixtape kinda guy
>>674495498
Screwdriver
>>674495509
Fucking hell
>>674495537
You have one, excepional talent. Other than that you suck
>>674495547
Total dick to everyone but your friends
>>674495560
Mexican probably
>>674495585
Douche
Im>>674495068, so if you could rate me that would be great
>>674495713
black?
>>674495749
allahu akbar
>>674495766
has cool rich parents but you got straight c's in high school
>>674495802
you smoke weed with all the mexicans at your school
>>674495812
cool dad that lets his kids own dirtbikes
>>674495817
owns truck and does home remodeling for a job
>>674495820
speedy boy
>>674496023
That silent white kid at school that your 99% sure is gonna shoot up your class
>>674496046
I don't go to Battlestation thrreads though. And I don't know how to use them...
I'm Cucker Kemble
>>674494503
Hello Eric I am Erik.
I'm like you but Scandinavian I guess.
>>674496099
Midget prick who picked up a whore, friends are okay with you, but hate her as you do now.
>>674496099
Any zack that is spelt with a k is a huge stoner cuck lord
RONALD S.
Kevin
Rudi (derived from Rudolph, german name)
Cameron
Beelzebub
>>674496173
Full black or half black?
>>674495717
Here ya go, anon
>>674496336
Your a shy guy but cool
Morgan
Inb4 it's a girls name
>>674496226
damn not bad anon kek
Jake
Garrett
>>674494896
scandi?
>>674496491
you wear cracked glasses and are very good at using ti-84 calculators
>>674496455
Fights with a staff and is building a jail cell in alexandria
>>674496204
Trevor is a white name...
>>674496491
Pretty boy that loves the cock.
>>674496226
This is Justin
Nope, sorry
Jericho
>>674494951
above-average height femanon
>>674496487
plays hockey and has a shitty march madness bracket to show off every year
>>674496226
Speedy boy? That's it? I can't outrun a fucking cripple with a reptillian skin lookin scar on his leg.
Michael
Noel
Clayton
>>674496297
ok zach then
>>674495152
>>674496204
You could not be further from the truth
Thanks for playing!
>>674496610
Call dad
Walter.
zachary
Kodi
Fidafewl.(Fi-dah-fuel)
Dalton
Darren
>>674496491
You got an bachelors degree in history from Boston University and think you just fucking shit ice cream with a whipped topping because of it
>>674496606
ok then you must play football
>>674496673
i stand by what i said turbo
Chris
Isaac
>>674496284
haha jokes on you, i don't have any friends
>>674496336
aye im also a kevin
>>674495657
this fucking downs baby doesn't know how to pronoune gyro? what the flying faggoty fuck is going on here. and its god damn tziki sauce and im not even greek you fucck.
Gene
Walter
Joe
>>674496674
Asshole, cheat, and general fucktard with a milimeter peter.
>>674496855
Latino?
>tfw my name hasn't been listed
>>674496757
>>674496762
disney channel fags
>>674495537
still rockin frosted tips
Riley
no ryan?
Robert
>>674496890
Go cry into your empty wallet greek fag
pajeet
>>674496980
Kek.
>>674496907
>>674496927
Both of you are World War II vets.
>>674496980
Kek
>>674495585
Keked
Hutch
Alexander
>>674496011
Actual psychopath. Incurable thief.
>>674496094
underrated
>>674496754
makes meth and upsets jesse
>>674496757
plays soccer and smokes weed
>>674496762
good at economics?
>>674496805
allahu
>>674496809
whiter than copy paper
>>674496812
slightly less white than dalton
>>674496818
sick gaming pc and good at math
>>674496816
[insert gorilla warfare copypasta]
>>674496762
Your Mom was a teen drop out and a drunk
>>674496570
If I could fight with a weapon I would probably use a staff but I'm just a little pussy
Ronnie
>>674495069
>>674497094
>Implying someone that old is on 4Chan
Levi
Bernardo
Rick
My rates:
>>674496677
Clean fun, religious, seedy secrets
>>674496695
Where do you want to go mountain biking today?
>>674496674
My name's Blurryface, and I care what you think.
>>674496487
Promising kid throughout high school underwhelms in college without direct supervision leading to a life of mediocrity.
>>674495996
i dont even care about this faggoty name thread but the fact that some thinks its pronounced JAIRO? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF GOD DAMN IN BRED RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT PLACE DOES THIS KID LIVE IN.
Roy
Colby
Liam?
David
>>674496818
Super faggot probably likes dipping oreos in milk
>>674497153
soccer is gay but weeds cool
Bradley
>>674495069
Angel..is that you?
From cali?
Or are guys named angel just a common thing now
>>674497295
Acts cool but gets beat up. Probably had ADHD
Shane (male)
>>674495069
Is a douche and has a friend he plays with on xbox all the time.
Pedro
>>674497265
Plays SSBM unironically as Marth
>>674494503
Probably a massive drunk.
>>674497246
Somewhere that we have normal names
>>674497193
I've never met a twenty year old named Walter, Gene, or Hugh
James here
Called jimmy as kid
Rudi (short for Rudolph, german name)...
>>674496281
Eric and Erik, I'm Eric.
>>674497052
i just fucking said im not greek. can you not read? or you crying into your school books?
Also, every greek person I've met is decently rich, scummy but at least they own a restaurant or a fucking kebab stand you fucking 8 yr old.
>>674496028
Donald Trump.. Thats all im gonna say LOL
Kevin
Saige
>>674497307
And you don't? what are you some sort of weak boned she-he?
>>674497157
She has a bachelor's in business but good try. She does like her wine though!
ruben
>>674496101
Blue Black.
Dindu nuffin.
Tom with a T
>>674497295
Has a foot fetish?
(only other liam ive known had one)
Sam
Linnea
>>674497505
All three of you would be down for a gay Eric/k threesome.
>>674497618
what the fuck else would you spell it with?
Josh
Paul
Martin
Malia
>>674496930
Based
>fellow joe/joseph here
>>674497489
From Cali?
Luke
>>674497643
You are not heterosexual.
Dustin
>>674497618
>Thats a bad joke Anon
Jonathan
>>674497707
Qam.
Frank !!!
Blaken
Phil/Phillip
>>674496336
>>674496855
>>674497536
Hello fellow Kevins
>>674495069
You're a serial killers police friend
Camilo
>>674495069
stoner, basketball player, alway crackin' wise
>>674497485
Well.... Surprise mothafucka.
No, legit I am 20 so now you can say you have....kinda.
-Gene
>>674497822
Liable to yell "follow me", has covered wars, you know.
>>674497184
Dad?
>>674497835
You use too much hair gel. Everybody hates you and your faggoty spikey hair. KYS
>>674497798
Your a bad joke Anon
>>674496960
maybe
Steven
>>674497732
Well to do, sheltered, semi spoiled and irritating.
william
>>674494503
keked
Marcello
Clay
>>674495110
Jewwwwwwww
>>674498046
Kid who won't shut the fuck up about playing calladooty
>>674494503
Andrew
>>674498107
>feeds on the flesh of the innocent
>>674497663
Well shit, why not? Eric Eric and Erik threesome it is.
>>674498107
You will be thrown out of the country if Trump becomes president
Chance
>>674497835
This has to be a joke
Dorp
Pascual
Aisjah
>>674497446
You are a nice guy
>>674497997
You're*
Jeff
Alex
>>674498282
I am what?
Finish your sentances dummy
>>674495697
AYYYYYY my name is will
>>674497819
no your wrong >:[
>>674497476
And Jairo is a normal name? Wtf. I swear this is the dumbest shit i've ever seen, why reply if you dont even read what i fucking said.
Dante
>>674497396
>>674497489
Pseudo intellectual. Scarf and bakers cap.
Jack
Hector
Cameron
>>674498541
Plain, kind of boring
>>674498396
I was correcting your sentence
>>674498559
Fat Mexican. Probably smells
Tyler. Judge me.
>>674498636
You're*
>>674498586
Texas?
Ethan
Nelson
>>674498559
Stoner
Bastian
Like the kid from the neverending story. Pic related
>>674496336
>>674498754
Bradberry?
>>674498700
Faggot. Tyler is such a pussy version of Taylor which is already a girl's name
>>674498725
Kek you dumb fucking you've got it backwards. Your so fucking stupid.
Kevin
>>674498586
That kid with a shit ton of allergies and ruins everyone's time
>>674498665
no one said Jesus
Zane
Brandon
Ashley
>>674498636
>>674498282
Is this nigger retarded?
>>674498700
Wannabe
Christoph.
Gabrielle
>>674498825
You're* so fucking stupid
>>674498831
Literaly white trash
Where are you from?
>>674498824
True I have sucked penis and swallowed CUM many times. I'm bi tho, not gay.
>>674498825
What are you talking about
Ian
>>674498781
close, but what do i do?
Natalie
>>674498963
Haha caught one, fucking moronic faglord shitlord
Gino
Bailey... I'm a guy
>>674499053
Heroin
>>674498189
>>674498189
haven't played callaboode since finest hour
>>674498972
Long Island
drake
zaiden
>>674498823
Nope sorry
>>674499165
Underage b&
>>674499107
Fuck'ing*
>>674498700
>>674497712
twenty one pilots
Keegan
I do have a larger than average dick tho.
>>674497663
We would
>>674497783
i love when people come here thinking they know everyone on 4 chan wtf.
>>674499146
>>674499165
Parents were/are on drugs.
>>674499165
whut?
>>674499135
Nah, could be worse. The name is conciderd kinda degenerated here in europe
>>674499146
The best
>>674498496
You don't even know what that means. You're not smart enough. I'm really smart, I know everything. I once won a math contest against an asian. I could win a spelling B when I was 2 but I couldn't speak yet because just like Einstein it took me a bit to learn how, doesn't mean I'm not a genius just like him though. In fact I'm smarter.
>>674497210
Marion, NC?
>>674497300
Im a David too. We are awesome
>>674499120
Faggot
>>674499262
>>674499146
Has a Whacky Stepbrother
humor insues
>>674499081
>>674498900
Tits or gtfo
Nate
>>674496204
Jew actually, cheese is ok, but money is better.
>>674499221
swing nigger
Jake
>>674498700
My name is also Tyler. I like my name.
>>674494503
OH FUCK THATS MY NAME
>>674499405
Whoa dude I'm from Marion, NC. No shit. Not Levi though.
Sean
>Irish name for Irish day
>>674499126
no, just juano.
>>674498927
"your a bad joke anon"
>your
>>674499581
Me too. Let's French kiss.
>>674499165
long haied school shooter
>>674499573
My dog's name was Jake, great dog. I have the utmost respect for you but you're probably a sneaky church going faggot with no life.
>>674499637
You're*
>>674499335
its fucking creepy how right you are. also im adopted real parents ditched me.
>>674494503
Theodore
>>674499637
ur uh dab jock ayynum
>>674499120
That's a good name for a St. Bernard.
AYO MARION NC BRO. Fucking crazy... I'm serious. Ask me shit about Marion.
>>674500050
>2016
>being an intelligent humanoid
>using abreviations
Dominic
