Would you step on a baby for 18 billion dollars try to justify it
pro-tip: you can't justify it
Ez 18 million dollars
>>677341482
just for fun
also overpopulation
>>677341482
Id love to step on a baby. But i fant afford to pay $18billion for the chance to.
>>677341482
Easy. That's just a cut-out of a babby. Would step on
>>677341482
It's 18 billion dollars, that justifies itself. People have done much worse for much less.
>>677341482
Think of all the starving babies you could feed with 18 billion dollars.
for 18 billon i throw it on a blender
I'll step on it's leg or something and pay for the medical costs.
might not do THAT much damage and u could pay for the shtuff to fix and more.
>>677341482
Depends. Is anybody watching?
>>677341482
Easy.
Do you realize how many fucking babies you could save by stomping on that one?
take a fraction of the money and put it towards helping kids and it's justified a hundredfold.
Although I realize that is the psychopath way of looking at things I really couldn't give less of a fuck
I can make more than one mere baby. With 18 billion dollars im sure i could replace it with like three other babies
Hell, I would step on the baby for 18g. Call me Dr. Fetus Deletus and air it on live television.
>>677341482
I would do it for 10$ cause I'm a horrible guy
World is already overpopulated, I'd curb stomp one
>>677341482
For that much I would strap 1 to each foot and go skiing.
>>677341964
Everyone
>>677341482
>try to justify it
>18 billion dollars
op are you a retard?
>>677341482
Maybe if it was retarded or black
Justification: you get $18000000000
>>677341482
yes
justify: i could save at least 2 babies with that money
>>677341482
I don't care about the baby
I care about the money
So from my pov, this is a perfectly good move
>justified
>>677341482
>lightly put foot on baby
>take it off and ask for the money
>they never told you how hard you had to step
>Pay somebody else 17 billion dollars to stomp
>kek at him, that I made 18 billion dollars not 17
>kek at him that I am being the most dollars for being a babystomper
>bamboozled
>>677341863
this
just step on baby's legs and take to the hospital, baby gets cast. and give 1 billion to baby's parents. ezpz
>>677341482
I would step on it just for 1 billion dollars nigger
>>677341482
I'd jump on it repeatedly.
Your pro tips are shit.
Not to mention the semantics of the word "step" - do you mean on the head, the toe...?
>>677342147
Kek
>>677341482
$$$ That is a shit load of start up capital. $$$
Honestly, no. I could use the money and I could handle the repercussions I simply would not.
>>677341482
depends. Would parents take 17 billion to allow me to step on their baby???
>>677342479
That baby could grow up to be a baby doctor and save 18 billion babies.
>>677342599
>only 1 billion
Stingy
>>677341482
only if it's a non white baby, in which case the act justifies itself.
Ok, who of you faggots would step OFF the baby for $18?
>>677342848
who gives a fuck thats not gonna buy me a freaking jet...
>>677342935
das racist
>>677342935
Hell, you don't even have to pay me 18 billion dollars, I'll pay you to let me step on a non white/non asian baby.
>>677342599
i think you would be amazed what a baby can survive at this age
>>677341742
Zoz
>>677341482
Ofcourse I would, I would only have to step on in not kill or maim it. Also 18 billion justifies itself.
I'd murder an adult so why not babby? Killing it spares it a life of suffering. A quick stomp to the head means me rich and babby free of pain.
>>677342509
shame on you. looking for loop holes is a sin.
>>677342968
I'd step off it just to step on it again
>>677341482
does any of the money have to go to bail lawyers or the parents of the child if no? Then yes.
For that money I would make an alleyway made of babies and walk on it every fucking day of my life
>>677341482
Yes, because I like money
>>677341482
No, and the ones who answer yes to this question is either really stupid or a psychopath.
>>677341482
yea but babies are squishy so u aint gonna break anything
i would
>>677341482
of course
it doesnt say how hard you have to step on it. i would touch my foot to it lightly and then laugh all the way to the bank
The baby will grow up to be a cancerous furfag brony, there you go, justified. Can i curb stomp the little fucker now?
>>677343505
How's the posting on tumblr these days, hearing a lot of great diatribes about how shitty white people and men are?
the pour baby.... I'd rather step on some monotheist
>>677341482
its 18 billion dollars who the fuck cares about justifying it step on it then step on it
>>677341482
If it's parents are liberals, the bible instructs us to be joyful as we kill the women and children of those who go against god, so it would just be a massive bonus for what god already tells me I should do to the left.
Yes.
They are replaceable.
Many people die for less.
>>677341586
It's not millions. It's billions. But I guess that makes your decision easier to make.
Without hesitation. Just as I said yesterday, 18 billion dollars is a fuckload of money. There's too many people on this planet anyway.
>>677341482
Fuck you humanity I'll do it for free.
as long as it isn't mine
>>677341482
do I pay 18 billions or get? nice try
>>677343364
>shame on you. looking for loop holes is a sin.
No. loopholes are failures. Finding failures helps prevent them in future.
The only people who think using loopholes is sinful are too lazy do properly design babbystomping contracts.
A proper contract would specify applied force, the area to be stomped, desired deflection of babbyskull, duration of stomp, and monitoring babby vitals so repeat stomps could be applied ensuring desired level of suffering and time of death.
>>677341971
maximum sum of happiness isn't really how people like their ethics.
>>677343953
Kek what are you doing here dash?
>>677344040
you get it
![tumblr_nz4jafaF7e1szv37yo1_400[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9p41viV.png "tumblr_nz4jafaF7e1szv37yo1_400[1].png")
depends whose baby
>>677344275
Well you're shilling your threads, so why not? And I'm bored as fuck.
>>677341482
Babies are crying little entitled shitlords.
Hell, I'd do it for a Twix and the bus ride home.
