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I miss the Google+ theme and the names...
>>677346660
I use google to get to bing
i am addicted to escorts i have a wife and son at home 26 years old
>>677347311
Dubs never lie
>>677347511
Check'em
I'm going to pull off a heist in nine days. 1.45 mil
>>677346660
I browse /b/ and fap.
>>677347511
CHECKED
>>677346660
I fap to my ex
>>677347684
Give us a clue to look out in the news paint a giant penis or b on the floor before escape
>>677346660
I'm a kissless virgin
>>677346660
I like to dance to loading zone announcements
>>677346660
I'm into lolicon and child molestation biographies and my boyfriend still doesn't know.
My Dick is small
>>677348396
cute! more?
I have multiple sclerosis.
>>677348856
Not really a secret dude smoke as much weed as you can
>>677348361
Me too!!! Wanna kik or something?
>>677348361
You remind me of my 3rd girlfriend, I've only had two
>>677349466
Dubs don't lie. Checked and check'em
>>677346660
i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
I'm ghey. I luv teh but secks.
>>677349306
Post your best stuff.
>>677349466
I see what you did there
I chronically cheat on my girlfriend with multiple women. She would never know because we are currently long-distance, and I am pretty much psychopath-level genius.
>>677348361
I take the lack of reply is an astounding yes, looks like this fags getting hitched
>>677349915
Want anything in particular?
>>677350202
>lack of reply in an astounding yes
Yes to what?
>>677349984
I'm going to assume that shows interest I'm now hopefull, carefull now I've been hurt before
>>677350173
It's true that logic can't be beat by emotion unless it's to your own personal benefit, minds like those are a dark place to live
>>677350173
>psychopath-level genius.
oh boy, no wonder he's so insecure
>(it's because he's unbearable)
>>677350554
As in I'm interested in you? Not really, I've got no plans to stray from my boyfriend
Everytime I see something about my ex and her boyfriend it kills me a little inside. We broke up a year and half ago and I can't move on
>>677350807
Yes, that must be it. I am unbearable. You don't know me, nor do you know my capabilities.
There's a skeleton inside me.
>>677350371
My lack of self confadence let's me assume every conversation with a woman is me asking them out and today it's paying off!
>>677350984
Then block both of them from your fb and delete them from your phone and go do something to take your mind off of it
>>677350371
Crying and bedwetting/peeing.
Toddlers are prefered.
>>677351363
>bedwetting/peeing
Don't really have any of that
>>677350984
It's only been a year and a half bro, not that long tbh fam. This might sound cringe but all scars heal eventually. Try to fuck other chicks. It'll help.
>>677346660
I have a crush for my female boss... she's married, the husband is a good friend of mine. Fap to her every night..
That I have no empathy 0, the only thing stopping me from being a sociopath is and abusive childhood which left me feeling equally as worthless and any logic does not change that for me
>>677351515
How about cute dresses and costumes. It doesn't have to be lewd.
>>677352020
>i am edgy: the post.
>>677348361
Same and I have a sex addiction
I was sexually assaulted by my grandma.
She was a chain smoker. I was pretty little. But I remember being told to lay back and my genitals feeling good. It happened more than once...
Growing up, raspy smoker voices made my penis tingle.
It really fucked me up. Being exposed to sex that young basically just perverted my mind.
She disappeared out of guilt. Claiming that the police were out to get her. My family blamed mental health issues.
I knew what it really was... Still haven't told anyone.
>>677346660
I have raped.
My fucking gf got alexis texas copy pasted body and i constantly have to beg to record and start our own pornsite pic related
1st time dumping a pic
>>677352061
Don't really have any non lewd stuff
>>677352137
>sex addiction
Still dunno if that's a real thing, sounds more so like anons that have no self control.
>>677352145
Brutal but hey look on the bright side, least you weren't raped by your grandfather?
I'm a Barista at Starbucks and I spit in every drink I make whenever no one is looking. Fuckin hate every single prick that walks in.
>>677352202
Rape? Or big groups of loli's? Or both?
.>>677346660
I didn't fuck your Mom
Your mom fucked me
>>677352549
Not really into rape and only a small selection of groups
I'm so unhappy in my relationship of 2.5 years but I'm too chickenshit to leave her, I'm just trying damn hard to get her to try harder. She doesn't think anything is wrong though.
>>677352321
What would you say addiction is, besides lack of control?
Things don't have to be chemically addictive; People get addicted to eating cheese and shit.
The lack of ability to make the right choice is more or less the definition of it.
I'm not in love with my wife, I'm in love with my phd supervisor
>>677352173
Holy shit I think I've seen that picture before
>>677347320
With one expensive host you rent other overpriced hosts!?
>>677352650
If you've explained the issue to her and she hasn't bothered to try or isn't trying hard enough, offer her an ultimatum and see if she's worth your time if she says yes.
Seriously don't waste your time being with someone who doesn't value you or your relationship
>>677352650
I feel you
>>677346660
I'm black...
>>677346660
I have two girlfriends.
>>677352711
I guess I just see it as weak willed people, which is exactly what they are.
>>677352156
We've all raped.
>>677347684
you probably play on console gta too, fag
I have been starting fires in upsates NY. Tied a few people in one house fire. Next is Avon and Livonia.
>>677352121
I like to refer to it as teen angst
>>677352889
Don't worry africanon, I'm a chinanon
>>677352787
Nah im the only one with her pics bro
I'm a female model but I started off as a boy. I became a girl after a horse kicked me in the nuts when I was 13. Both testicles were ruptured and had to be removed so the doctors put me on testosterone treatments, but I decided that I'd rather be a woman, so I never took them. I started taking estrogen when I turned 18, had gender reassignment when I turned 21, started modeling lingerie at 22. I'm 25 and happier than I could have imagined.
>>677352650
Just leave.
I'm a realy good dad. She goes out of her way for other people. Never really did anything for me. I had enough after I took all of the kids out for her to get a massage, and she just bitched about how I messed up naptime.
Fuck that shit. I'm out.
You should get out too. It only gets worse.
>>677352639
Do you have loli+shota?
>>677346660
I am a virgin at age 27. That is really my only secret.
>>677347320
Same here, except I don't have a family so I think it is okay.
>>677352997
are you a virgin?
>>677348165
That would be fucking hillarious
>>677346660
Was addicted to kik nudes with no regard for age. Deleted everything, cleaned up my act and turned over a new leaf
I've cheated on my gf of 7 years with 8 different women in the past 2 and a half years.
I sometimes have some pretty fucked up thoughts. Such as killing people and shit.
>>677353574
We all have fucked up thoughts anon
>>677353433
Do you feel guilty about it, Anon?
>>677353574
>Killing people
seems pretty normal to me
>>677346660
Im pregnant. If the dad and I weren't together when I found out, I would have had an abortion.
>>677348361
Can you Google those kinds of stories without getting on a list or should I use tor?
>>677353574
Welcome to 4chan
>>677353383
I only like shota when loli is involved as well.
Can you post more group photos?
My mistakes haunt me like ghosts in my dreams. All the things I've done wrong now keep me up at night when it was once all such sweet bliss. I can still see all their faces and the look of disdain they give me when they see me. Ex's, old friends and even some long since gone family members all like ghosts haunting the expanse of where my imagination use to dwell.
Even though I know there's nothing I can do now about these things it doesn't make it any easier or the pain go away.
My only care in this world is to help as many people as I can even at my own expense so nobody has to feel like I do if I can help it. I believe this is what it means to live. To try to right the wrongs you have committed by changing yourself for the betterment of your own life. Become that which you always sought to be even if the cost is your own well being. Deep inside you know that you have made mistakes and others made you feel ways you never knew you could both positively and negatively.
In the end all that matters is whether you take your experience, learn from it and try to make a better world for the people who care about you or you can try running from it letting it haunt you until you're on your death bed regretting that you did those things and didn't have enough time.
I've realized this secret and now I share it with you anons.
Life is to be better than you were yesterday.
>Dictated not read by an old man sitting in a hospital bed after his grandson showed him what 4chan was
>>677351515
What got you into that?
I put a stone mask on my face and rejected my humanity.
>>677353778
only up until recently have I started to feel guilty not sure why though
>>677346660
I'm in an amazing relationship with a wonderful girl, but I'm bisexual and cant stop thinking about sucking cocks and fucking men
>>677349058
Nice try fbi
Btw
Cheked so much
Very dubs
>>677353891
>stories
You talking, loli or biographies?
>>677354211
What do you think you're going to do? Open up about it? Keep it under wraps?
I'm in love with my partner but also in love with her daughter
>>677351101
lol
just a reminder
you are nothing
My parents were killed in front of me. I take it out on my caregiver at times, but I know he cares about me. I feel the only way to heal is to stop men and women from tearing my city apart.
>>677354228
Tell her. She may let you have a one night stand with some guy off of Tinder or Grinder.
>You never know.
I'm the notorious panty theif
>>677353949
I'll see what I've got but it's not much sorry
>>677354059
Holy shit you opened my eyes anon, first time posting too.
>>677354141
Not too sure, I think it's just certain things arouse me and little girls happen to be one of them. Plus they'd be the only body type to be smaller than me so I could dominate them
I'm in love with my partner but also in love with her daughter and I hate myself for it
I want to get a mail order bride but need help on how to go about it
>>677351101
Such an unbearable kid.
Batman is in the house!!
>>677353135
defo seen this one before
When I was a kid, I got a bunny from my parents. I loved that bunny. But for some reason, I remember holding it in its tail and shaking it until it was ripped off.
That's what I remember anyways - we took it to the vet after some time, and they said that it had a decease, which stopped it's muscles from working.
If the tail was gone, they would've noticed, I'm sure, but I still remember ripping SOMETHING off that poor creature. To this day, I have never told anyone.
>>677354483
It'll probably be a secret that dies with me. I got in a real low place in my life from shit I saw (I work as a paramedic) and decided I was going to kill myself, I remember having my glock in my mouth and thinking to myself "Why not go fuck a bunch of sluts and do a ton of drugs before I paint the walls with my brains" sadly I havent been able to bring myself to kill myself yet. Excuse my drunken rambling
>>677352020
Logic: You don't care about people, therefore you can happily manipulate/abuse them. Do this to your advantage to gain some form of worth.
I secretely want to fuck my aunt wildly. She isn't even hot, not a milf, just a big ass.
btw I'm 27 she must be like 50 yo.
Gross.
>>677346660
I killed someone and I will give dubs the co-ordinates.
>>677355074
Gr8 m8 but knowing her with all these years of our relationship and keyloggers on her every device im telling you only i own these :)
>>677354679
This is my first time as well. My grandson showed me this place when he use to visit me. Said it might be a good place for me. He'd come for visiting hours and show me funny things, horrible things and sometimes amazing things. His favorite was Anime though. I can see why it's like gook cartoons for adults. Some are really awful but some are really good.
After he stopped visiting I started coming back here to see all the stuff and hope that I would maybe get to talk to him on here. He was so nice knowing that I barely knew how to use the internet to show me how to post, greentext and attach images. Now that he doesn't visit this is my only outlet for human contact that isn't pestering me about whether I took my medication or how my poops are.
All I have to give though is my wisdom. So I don't post much.
I have muscular dystrophy And i like sex
>>677352650
Damn, man - I sort of feel the same. 5 years.
>>677355345
nah some guy on /soc/ was posting them couple weeks back
>>677348333
how old, magician?
>>677355572
>>677349058
You can kik me :p @fuc_kalex
>>677354601
Belly inflation? How young do you go btw?
>>677352008
show us her pics
>>677346660
I frequently masturbate to the sims.
>>677352965
Left and Right?
>>677346660
i love popping/cracking my fingers and toes. popping my big toes are the most satisfying.
>>677355218
I am currently in a really low place too, was devoid of emotion, low self esteem, confidence, have to put up an act to meet the expectations of those around me, but I turned to kik and eventually found myself doing nudes. I regret that now and I am getting help to get better, I have wiped my devices of everything, deleted my account and I am moving forward. This will be something I keep to myself till the grave. Have you considered getting counselling?
>>677355326
It's probably bait but rolling for the keks
>>677353192
I bet it's not really a secret and all people around you assume that.
>>677350173
>and I am pretty much psychopath-level genius.
christ, this belongs in a cringe thread
>>677355218
what have you seen?
the new ghost busters movie?
>>677353845
tits?
I lost my virginity to a black hooker for $50
>>677355308
I'm still held back by the fact I'm worth much less as a person than most or I'm sure I would but I have done it a few times our of accident/chance and I find it quite easy
>>677355311
pics of her ass?
>>677355420
Same poster, any other wisdom you'd like to share, anon?
I've been visited by agents from Majestic 12 after witnessing something I wasn't supposed to and now have to live with the knowledge of being continually monitored by a government shadow agency.
>>677356810
not a bad deal
how was it?
>>677357099
Dubs don't lie
>>677357099
dubs never lie, anon saw some alien shit
>>677356559
I'm just hoping that its satire
>>677357020
Don´t have any. I'll try a creepy shot next time I see the bitch.
>>677355867
U fem anon? Bc that's what he was going for
>>677356257
Glad to hear your making progress. I have reached out and talked to my doctor but he just tries to shove pills down my throat even though I've told him I wont take them. Ive seen first hand what that shit does to people when I worked in the psychiatric ward doing security work. I rather eat a fucking bullet than take that crap.
>>677356712
Theres a new ghost busters movie?
>>677357518
you most certainly don't want to know
>>677353169
I second this. It only gets worse. Then you start wondering "What if" and crusing backpage for hookers
>>677357322
ok, when you get them, send them to me at [email protected]
>>677353155
Can we see a picture with time stamp?
Fap constantly with highschool partners photos...
>>677346660
I fucked a car exhaust once cause I loved the car so much...It wasn't hot though
>>677357064
Don't be afraid to talk to people. In my day we didn't have phones, computers and mass communication available to the general public for use. I knew how to use a CB radio when I was a younger man and did a little radio work in the war but other than that mass communication was difficult. Now all the kids have gadgets that can do all kinds of things and communication with the other side of the world is now just a few button presses away. For some reason all of this mass communication has distanced people more now than ever before. The concept of face to face interaction for some is so terrifying they sequester themselves indoors their whole lives.
The problem with all this is so many are fearful of their own kind of each other that we have disconnected as a society.
Every time you want to talk to a girl do it. You'll just regret not doing it later and that's much worse than getting rejected. All the greatest people in the world got rejected for something at some point and you'll be no different. There's no reason to fear rejection or failure they're both very common parts of life. You can't learn how to do things the right way unless you do them the wrong way a couple times.
Life is short and time is precious never look past an opportunity. You'll have a lot happier of a life if you throw away everything you think you know about society and just act. Action will get you things in life. It's what got me a sweet young thing at 22 by asking her if she wanted to be my doll. It's what gets everyone everything.
Remember that you never know when you're gonna go and it's going to be at the most inopportune moment so just go out and live your life with no regrets even if you failed you still learned something.
>Also from someone who avidly hates gooks Cowboy Bebop makes up for the war in my opinion.
>>677357216
Horrible. I came as soon as I went in her. And then she started laughing. That was the only time I've ever had sex. If I had a couple hundred bucks, I'd see a better one to have a better experience, but since money's tight, I can't.
>>677354558
Tell us more
>>677357407
Do you have any alternative? Would you rather go to a therapist for counselling instead? Rather than taking some happy pills that can make you even more depressed. I feel pretty guilty about my actions and feel like a monster at times, but I know what I did was wrong, and talking about it openly like this has helped. I know for sure that I am never going back to that ever again.
im obsessed with beastiality and my boyfriend doesnt know
>>677358113
Write a book why don't you cunt!!
>>677357231
>>677357252
They're not what we think.
>>677358289
is your boyfriend a dog?
>>677357586
just watched the preview...
yeah I think Im done with living now...
>>677358272
What did you do exactly?
>>677358289
Hot
>>677346660
heres a video of me talking about some personal things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3EgegMkBA
>>677358289
you want to diddle a doggo?
>>677358291
Son I was shitposting before you even knew what the internet was.
>I loved Killroy.
>>677358566
Did the whole nudes thing, some of women were above 18, others were like 16/17. I'm 20, but went into the act simply for the thrill, not to prey on minors
>>677358164
My lifestyle interferes with my day to day life. And I hate clowns.
>>677358289
I must see your face. I have to.
I have to know the face of female bestiality.
>Or at least the body
>>677357099
Is it possible that you could explain or hint at what you saw. MJ-12 deal with UFO shit, so like a body or a ship?
>>677358384
regular old skinfag
>>677354558
that...that's a batman
>>677358142
well, craigslist is your friend.
try to find a sexy cougar. she'll teach you how to chill.
>>677358113
Same guy as before. Thanks for all the advice old man, I think you've changed my perspective on a lot of things and I think I'll try and take your advice into account, lately I've been feeling depressed and hating myself, I need to get out of it, maybe now is the time.
>>677358836
Cool story bro...write that in your boring book pencil neck
>>677358964
how do you know im not a gay guy, anon?
I'm the most sexually depraved person you'd ever meet. You'd never guess it if you met me. Some of my fetishes:
- Fantasizing about dressing up as a girl and getting gang banged
-Scat porn
-Get off to people and animals being tortured/killed. Such an adrenaline rush.
- Domestic abuse
- Suicide/Someone killing me
- Facesitting by extremely fat girls, who crush the bones in my face and leave it a bloody mess
- Beastality
- Necrophilia
>>677354783
I'm in love with my wife's niece. I feel ya anon.
I want to fuck my budgie and I think he knows it.
>>677358987
I can't get an MRI or EKG without getting an X-Ray.
After an X-Ray my doctor always tells me of a "growth" I have that I can never have operated on.
>>677359337
you sound normal
>>677358877
>Not to prey on minors
clearly your not like 99 percent of people on this website lol
>>677354949
underrated.
>>677359080
The only ones on Craigslist are either hookers or scammers
I'm in love with my cousin and I'm too much of a pussy to tell her
>>677359337
dude, so dirty
>>677359111
>hating myself.
You're a product of millions of years of evolution. In comparison to our early ancestors you're a god among men.
Get out sonny and look at the world. It will surprise you.
>I never thought I'd see trips.
>Checked?
>>677359113
I'll be sure to give you a contributors credit.
"Cool story bro"--anon
Then I died from eternal bleeding.
>>677359546
tinder then.
just do it, bro.
>>677359415
If this is bullshit, then bullshit.
If this is real, then shit dude.
>>677359193
My request still stands.
I'll bet you're a qt3.14
>>677359517
Haha, well I just hope this blows over and I can finally start living the life I want to live. I hope the same happens for you me friend.
>>677358289
Oh yea?
>>677359718
Oh damn, first trips/dubs by me.
I need to get out more, thanks for all the advice, I wish you the best anon
>>677351101
You ended a sentence with a preposition; thereby showing your "genius".
>>677359737
I've tried tinder as well. No success
>>677359933
basically 100% this. i fantasize about getting creampied by a thick beast knot
>>677360036
ok, let's see you mugshot
>>677360056
Pics and I'll post more? Want to hear my dog story? I'm a boy tho
>>677359832
posting a pic would reveal my age, and get me banned
>>677346660
I can suck my own dick and I was basically dating my high school English teacher from ages 17-22. She was 31 when it started.
Never actually sucked myself off because I'm not very good at giving blowjobs and it hurts my back, and a few of Mrs B's fetishes rubbed off on me, ruining every relationship I've been in since. Although if I'm being completely honest with myself, that might've been because I was still in love with her.
>>677360160
Do you think my description is too silly? I tried to make it kinda goofy in hopes of getting a laugh.
>>677359799
A lot of people have them it's really common.
I've been to 6 different doctors from different states and 2 in other countries.
All the X-Rays show the same thing.
A small, square, thin "growth".
I can't even get copies of my x-rays.
I can't tell you anything else though that's about the limit. The only other thing I could tell you that's common knowledge is The Greada Treaty.
>>677360355
Post pic?
>>677360156
I'm honestly just an a scruffy average looking dude
>>677352020
Underage b&
>>677360239
Reported.
>>677360497
>average looking
>looks like a homeless version of santa claus
>>677360497
trim that shit, stop with the manga and learn to listen
you'll be alright.
>>677359664
Hide cameras and love her from afar. If she's a 2nd cuz just do it
i got 1 ball
>>677352145
>raspy smoker voices make my penis tingle
>>677359415
Try another doctor dummy...
and then another one.
My biggest regret about getting an iPhone last year was not being able to watch the webm's you guys post.
(︵)
>>677360915
hahha you are missing out BIG TIME!
When I was six I killed my neighbors cat and blamed it on the other neighbors dog cuz the kid beat me up everyday and I only told him i did it. stomped the fucker
>>677360497
Yea you look sloppy. Trim that scruffy shit and get a decent hair cut.
It's all about self confidence. Your look screams "I have given up".
Not being mean, just honest. Maybe pick up a copy of "the game". It's a good read
>>677360403
>irish
are you actually irish or "american irish" which just means nothing at all
>>677360957
so its normal and you're not dying any time soon? weird...
>>677360635
That's really because I haven't been able to go to the barber recently. Here's what I look like with a freshly trimmed beard and cut hair
>>677360915
Just download VLC from the AppStore. Then, when it asks how you want to open the file, select "copy to VLC"
>>677361029
>the game
by Neil Strauss?
>>677361109
you look like an extremely socially awkward anime fan
>>677361109
I think it could be done better, try a different place next time.
>>677361109
it's seth rogen
>>677361109
Go with contacts you'll look 5 times better
>>677361029
this.
pretty easy, bro.
>>677360023
Not that guy, but I don't see him ending a sentence with a preposition.
But more importantly, it's not a mistake to do so, because often times verbs come with a preposition, leaving no other option than to put the preposition at the end of the sentence.
e.g.
>Who are you at?
>What is it made of?
Last year I was going with some friends up to a summerhouse, where we stayed for a week, drinking and having fun. There were 2 pairs going and 2 single girls and me, single as well. I slept in bed with one of the single girls, and was friendzoned as fuck. She was hot as fuck, so I took creepshots of her under the blankets, and got a shot of her pussy in g-string, I was dissapointed though, because she hadnt shaved in a while.
When I went showering one of the days, she had been showering just before me, and forgot her shampoo, so I masturbated and came in it, and I still fap to the thought of my semen in her hair and hands as she used the shampoo
>>677361071
I'm American, but I was born and raised in Ireland (moved here when I was 18). Is that okay or should I remove it?
>>677353001
Tell me about it anon
>>677358566
As for you getting better, find any other alternative than can help with alleviate any depression you may have
>>677361211
Yea. Its a fun book. I didn't go for the peacocking stuff, but just about all the other things I've tried work. Bottom line... Portray self confidence. Even if you don't have it, try to act like you do.
>>677361426
how the fuck do autists like you have friends
>>677361080
"normal"
For the circumstances yes.
>not dying any time soon
Of course not. Many humans have this """"""""""GROWTH""""""""""" along with some side effects like light radioactivity and haunting nightmares.
>>677361455
just ask your mom faggot
>>677353001
are you a rapper?
>>677346660
I'm struggling with some deeply disturbing mental illness but can't trust anyone to help, so I keep it all bottled up inside and can literally feel myself developing (further) pre-existing elements of sadism etc. in my nature.
I might be a psychopath, and this internal struggle with empathy is probably all a farce, for I probably have not enough to matter.
When I was a little kid growing up, the only super power I ever wanted was Aquaman's ability to talk to fish because I didn't have any friends and wanted someone to talk to.
>>677348333
Trips never lie
>>677361618
Come back to 4chan when you are 18 kid
>>677361538
nah, he's a cool dude. I'd hang out with him.
I came on my gf's tits
>>677361538
Hahhah, Im just a massive creep really, got a pretty hot slim gf now, also tried sneaking pics of her as she sleeps, but it got too blurry, and I was too afraid to continue.. I love the adrenaline rush thou..
I also creepshot another really fucking hot friend when we slept together, she was single too, but also friendzoned, her pussy was delicious, and her panties were made so you could just see the clit and stuff through them, love those pics..
Then she got pierced both her nipples, and when she left her phone overnight while we also slept together at another party, I looked through her phone because I knew the pass, and found pics of her tits, they were fucking great, I MMS'd the pics to my phone, then deleted the messages, thought I had cleared all history.. being a dumbfuck, I didnt know she could go online and login to her mobilephone company, and see which photos were sent to who, so she found out, and I was threatened to get the cops on me, so I deleted everything.. Lost it all. After many regrets, I finally was able to recover the creepshots of her pussy, but miss her tits
>>677361022
Pussy ass faggot couldn't beat up a bully so you killed a small animal?
You will not go far in life
>>677361311
Socially awkward? Yes. Anime fan? Not really
>>677361330
It's the only place in walking distance in a city where you absolutely need a car
>>677361408
I would if I could, but I need bifocals to see properly
>>677361592
where exactly is this " GROWTH " located in?
>>677362059
How can you be this big of a creep and still have enough social skills to have friends? Also, age?
>>677360454
Nope. Tracking her down would be just the kind of thing /b/tards would enjoy doing and I already almost ruined her marriage once. Spilling the beans now that her and the hubby have reconciled(on top of seriously fucking up her career) seems like a pretty cruel thing to do to the woman who molded me both sexually and educationally
She's about 5'6" with black hair and blue eyes. Not extraordinarily good looking but by far the best looking teacher in school. She also ran a lot so her body was better than most girls my age.
If you just want to see me suck my own dick, the answer is still no. I'll hurt myself if I do it without spending a good amount of time stretching, soaking in a hot bath
>>677361109
Shave the beard, fix the hair (this is the most important thing, it looks extremely extremely bad) and even though I can't really see your clothes, I can guarantee that you have a terrible sense of fashion that you need to fix.
>>677362153
Lasic can't correct?
I did it and recommend it to everyone.
>>677362277
Because that is more or less the only "flaw" I got, Im decent looking, funny and Im charming, thats why I got such a hot gf
I'm 18
>>677360446
If this is true then you've probably fucked in terms of "communication"
>>677362436
Pics of gf? Doesn't have to be nudes, just curios how she looks. Also, are you European or American?
>>677362212
2 1/2 inches behind my left ear.
It doesn't bother me at all though except sometimes it gets a little warm and I get a massive headache.
>>677346660
I'm sexually attracted to teenagers, and would absolutely fuck one if given the chance.
>14+, looks-dependent.
>>677362435
For LASIK, you need to be either 26 or 27 because that's when the eye stops developing. I'm 20. Even if I was old enough, I couldn't afford it
>>677362598
Depends what you mean by communication.
>>677362632
I'm european, too afraid to post pics though, because it can be traced back to me, and I have told too much shit now, dont wanna get caught with that lol
Fucked a 13 year old when i was 18. knew she had a crush on me for a long time.
told her to join me into some old ruins not far from where i lived. made her jerk me off, suck me and fucked her little virgin pussy.
6 years ago, and since im still a free man i guess she never told anybody.
still jerk of to the memory this day
I'm fairly certain I have a mental issue, which I've never told anyone about, and hide relatively well.
My mind literally wonders off in any situation I am in, even if someone is in the middle of a conversation with me. Makes for some awkward exchanges and moments, where I have no idea what the fuck was said.
Plus, my short term memory is dreadful as i literally forget anything ranging from names of people, lecture presentations, even stuff that interests me. Went to a concert a few hours ago, can barley remember any details about it, from the lighting, tracks played, conversations with friends.
>>677362798
Anything that's even slightly not "approved"
I savor the smell of my own farts
I have kids but I still browse the chan.
>>677362712
Nope. You need to have like 2 or 3 years of the same prescription. I got mine done last year when I was 25
>>677362928
>old ruins
Are you from fucking Skyrim or something?
>>677363085
I know what I can and can't tell people. They watch me all the time and I agreed to this. For the most part they could give shits less what I search, talk about and say so long as I don't say anything that isn't already public knowledge.
>>677362712
Good point. I waited till I was 30. Old fag here.
They finace, that's how I was able to afford it.
>>677362928
Lucky bastid. Pics of her now? I know you still look her up on fb
>>677363439
this is her back then
>>677348361
Both me and my girl are both into that same stuff. That was an interesting day the topic came up and both shared that to each other.
>>677363254
well it was a 100 year old clinic or hospital or something, burned down ages ago and no one ever restored it or did anything with it
.
just the basement that was made out of concrete and the first floor that was left.
>>677363798
YA DUN GOOFD. YOU'RE BEING BACKTRACED RIGHT NOW ANON.
>>677362663
oh shit.. I have a "mass" on my ear lobe. never thought anything of it.
>>677363816
Wow, a girl into Loli? Was she molested?
>>677363798
Gross haha
>>677350173
This is "genius" until it bites you in the ass. Been there, got the t-shirt, would never voluntarily go there again. You have no idea how much it sucks to hurt another person that much until you've been hurt that much. I've been on both ends and you feel terrible about both. I'd come clean and end your original relationship, then start fresh as a better person. Then again, you'll never listen to me because you think you're a genius...
>>677364052
Trust me, I know exactly how much it would hurt her. That's what gets me off, I like knowing how much power I have over her. I was actually thinking about proposing to her and then coming clean after she announces to everybody just to see her completely break down haha. It'll be the ultimate orgasm and humiliation.
>>677362981
Sounds like ADD bruv.
>>677355308
worst logic ever...how about you read literature and try to develop empathy? I personally recommend Virginia Woolf.
>inb4 "eww faggy literature, etc"
>>677363275
Ah okay then that actually makes sense. As long as nothing flags the system.
>>677363956
Yes she was
>>677361109
that volcano though
>>677363439
Dont use fb.
and fuck i would post that shit here.
use your imagination anon
>>677364052
>the t-shirt
>I take the "the" out of psychotherapist
>>677364703
Pics or it didn't fucking happen.
>>677359337
You just need to be into traps and you will fit right into /b/
>>677362928
This same thing happened to my gf when she was 13/14 but she told but they couldn't get enough evidence.
People like you are the reason it took her 3 months to let me fuck her and she still has trust issues about thinking I'm using her for sex
>>677347684
Wear a Bane mask as a disguise.
