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The Force Awakens is complete shit

I don't care about how you rank I-VI. All REASONABLE movies. They at least all fit into Star Wars, and they at least seem to follow the same logic and universe rules.

What the fuck is seven? I see people talking about a rehashed story, and that's true. But whatever, I could look past that. I could look past the SJW theme. I could look past the more than shit fuck awful villains. I could look past Fischer's fucking terrible performance. How the fuck does that shit make the final cut anyways?

But for fucks sake, there's not even an intro to the new Republic? It's introduced about one minute before it's conveniently wiped out from who knows how far away in about 30 seconds . The whole republic, never introduced, destroyed with 4 planets. What the fuck? And you can see the fucking fasterthanlightspeed beams from a different solar system real time. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THEY CAN HYPERLIGHTSPEED know it's recharging. About 30 minutes after it fired. And it takes 30 minutes to recharge. 30 minutes to consume a sun.

And they can hyperlightspeed arrive on time while knowing exactly how much time they have left? They have nobody on the fucking thing as a spy, how the shitfuck can they know how much it has left to go?

I can look past R2D2 waking up for plot convenience. I can look past WALL-E 2.0.

But I also can't look past Rey's control of the force. Uh, no, that's not how it works. Period. There is no 'I learned how to fight and basically beat a Sith who's been training for the better part of his 20yearoldish life in a matter of hours!' Click here to see how you too can learn the force and manipulate it at an advanced level in just MINUTES.

Seriously blind yourself and stick your hand into a bin full of B movie scifi flicks and their plots and science fantasy still can't compare to this horseshit.
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>>677345505
op calm down its just a movie lol
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>>677345505

star wars bro not science
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you care way too much about a fucking movie you autistic faggot
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>>677345505

Someone is bitter.

Just let go and move on. The franchise is no longer for people like you.

I enjoyed it and cant wait for future episodes, you can save your money and see other things instead. Everyone is happy and you will be less miserable.
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>>677345505
Look if you liked it or not that's fine, but saying Star Wars 1-3 was better isn't even an opinion it's just plain fucking wrong
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they at least fit into star wars?
you are a stupid twat. they are star wars, just the same as VII is. if anything apart from your bible of the first three or six offends you thats too bad
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>>677345505
Saw it in the theater, enjoyed it as a piece of mindless fun.
Watched an HD rip a couple of days ago, still enjoyed it as a piece of mindless fun.
Could literally not give two shits about whether a movie like that is logical.
Thought I was gonna hate the SJW stuff, actually enjoyed Rey and Finn.
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>>677345505
its kind of sad that the CGI cartoon has better writing and characters than the multi million dollar movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaGXXVtaqr8
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OP is shit, should have died long ago.

Quit being a faggot and die already.
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>>677347191
I can hardly think that there's anything you could have written that would have sounded more autist.
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>>677347439
why?
its true the writing in the new movie was shit, it was literally a new hope diviersity edition. han solo despite being a hero of the republic is still a smuggler? luke just runs away from his responsiblity? that black stormtrooper cant shoot some villagers but has no problem murdering his brothers in arms?
oh and whats the main threat?
THE DEATHSTAR BUT THIS TIME BIGGER!!
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