I did something very illegal /b/.
I know the cops will be at my house in a couple of hours. What do I do?
Depends really, if you killed someone then why stop there. Just cap the PD, if it's like jerking off in a public place then you can still be proud about it, I mean it took balls
op probably got arrested now lets derail thread my guess of what he did
then why the fuck even post this thread at all?
dont answer the door and make it look like no one's home. they cant just break into your house. and tell your siblings not to answer and if they do, then tell them the cops cant just barge in without a court-signed search warrant.
>I wont say what I did but I will say that theres no way out, i will probably spend 15+ years in jail
>We have literally seen people post murder pics on this board but OP won't even say what he did
What kind of faggot are you OP? If it's true that there's no way out then why not tell us? You're fucked either way right?
Find the tightest pair of underwear you have, put them on AND WEAR NOTHING ELSE
Hang random objects from your ceiling by strings, the more sexual or bizarre the better
Drench yourself in lube, or if you don't have that, vegetable oil
Find the most bizarre porn you can that isn't illegal (don't want to ADD to your sentence after all) turn on the speakers as loud as they go
When you see the cops arrive, turn that shit on, begin rubbing your nipples, and moan in ecstasy
When the cops finally break down your door, look them dead in the eye and say in the gayest, most southern-drawl iest voice you can, "Your move, Mr. Law Man."
>I will not say what I did
Then why the fuck would you make the thread? Nobody here gives a shit about you. We only post to laugh at whatever stupid decision you made. If you won't say what you did, you're worthless.
Enjoy being Tyrone's cocksleeve for 15+ years.
>not just posting the image
Fucking hell OP, you gotta tell us the reason or we can't help you. But here's few tips: Try to somehow make it that you'll be considered mentally ill. Go over to close relative/friend or anyone, who could look after you without saying a word to anybody. I'll tell more useful info if you'll give us the reason.
If you have enough money for a good lawyer, call and talk to one right this second. If not:
>drop phone in toilet or any water
>burn clothes and all evidence of crime somewhere smoke stacks won't be noticed and reported
>worst part, gotta fuck up your finger prints somehow which will hurt no matter how its done
>cancel all card/debit cards
>try and establish a fake alibi(extremely difficult)
>sell vehicle to non-dealership, for cash only.
>get private (non commercial) flight to another continent with non-US expedition laws
>start life over again
Good luck anon.
ruf times are cumin . get urself to some store with a friends car or strh. buy canned food and knife ropes tents n shit. forget your friends and all your basic life . go north until you find a big forest or some waste land or try to reach brazil by car or mexico . just go to a country which is not first world . police forces are not that effective and your state police arent allowed to act . live exile for a couple of years . but before you go destroy every electronic device you have and when you cross borders you need to get rid of your id
to remotely view what you're doing on your cellphone? uh yeah, no.
sorry I assumed you wouldn't write a full confession on here, and ziplock your phone and write in sharpie "to police" on it.
If he's committed as serious a crime as the post would suggest (murder, molestation, ect) these are all steps one must take to avoid imprisonment. And it certainly would not take a week, 24 hours would be more than enough time especially since you'd be on the move for most of it so you don't have a set location.
1. Run, hide, go by an assumed name, avoid SSN etc until you can steal a dead child's SSN... If you have any tats, get them covered or lasered off on your way (don't stay in that town, etc, give artist/doc misinfo about destination), etc... You can't run and hide forever unless you can get to a country that doesn't extradite to the US, so you'll get a bit of freedom for a little while until you finally get pinched...
2. Post up what you did here, wait for cops, be a man and take your medicine....
Your choice, OP...