How is everyones morning?
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How is everyones morning?
You burnt the bacon.
>burnt bacon
>shit-tier toast
>uncooked soggy eggs
>drug addict
Good morning to you.
You "bacon" looks like burned nigger dick.
not the morning anymore where i am so pretty shit i guess
>>684122643
dont forget the im-on-welfare glass.
Wow op you should be a chef, that really looks like it was hard to prepare!
>>684122458
Don't feel lonely OP, i burn my bacon every time also. I had cereal and xanax for breakfast thing morning however, not bad.
>>684123768
Thats nice dude
its 7pm here i have alreadngone super saiuyan
>>684122458
> crisp bacon just the right level of crunchy
> buttery toast and just the right amount of jelly
> sweet damn, is that some pepper on those eggs?
> fresh buds
looks like a solid breakfast in my book. well done OP
>>684123856
Breakfast foods are the easiest to over-cook. Common knowledge, but still hard to master.
>>684122458
>that bacon
>>684124177
TURN DOWN THE FLAME!
Glad you're taking care of yourself! Breakfast is so important. Have a great day OP
>>684124555
You know what, have a great day as well
My morning is shit. I think I need to go to the doctor next week and get on some meds or something. I just can't shake the depression.
>>684124767
work out
Nigga did you forget to take the bacon off in time?
>>684122458
Shit. I woke up wishing I didn't.
IM DRUNK !!
>>684122458
not as bad as yours
>shitty bread
>margarine
>shitty jam
>burnt bacon
>>>>SCRAMBLED terribly (aka ruined) eggs
>half a glass of no pulp orange juice
>some dried herbs
terrible
>>684124978
I used to regularly. Anymore I get in spurts of a couple months then get really busy. The semester is over now so can't go to the rec so I'm headed to a gym a couple miles from me. It's never really worked in the past but I really do like being fit.
>>684123438
Hey man that bacon took effort and too much time to cook.
>>684122458
>wake up
>eat eggs
>go to work
>things to do today:
>train co-worker
>Present Audit Results
>Coworker out sick
>Exec reschedules
Looks like a good day to cut out early and go to the driving range.
>>684124047
A few less carcinogens in the bacon and I might agree with you.
