Post 4 words when one night stand says, "I'm pregnant."
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Post 4 words when one night stand says, "I'm pregnant."
Will you marry me?
>if you stay pregnant
>>684184397
Oh no. Not again.
>>684184397
'Jokes on you faggot'
"Where's my doc martens?"
>>684184397
da fuq u say
>>684184397
Lets Get An Abortion.
"I had a vasectomy"
I've also been on hrt long enough that my balls would useless even if I hadn't gotten snipped, but whatever.
No. Abort or die.
>>684184397
Time for an abortion.
"I don't know you."
>>684184397
Dubs decide its name.
>>684184397
Oh no it begins...
Lets Celebrate! Get Naked!
>>684184397
>>684184397
Not in my house
You mother fucking faggot.
Plan b's fifty bucks
>>684184397
No way, Me too!
>>684184397
I told you swallow
Knock the bitch out
Yeah nah get fucked
>>684184397
I've had a vasectomy
time to an hero
>>684187901
You telling kimbo slice
Use a hanger bitch
"Got any stairs here?"
>>684186685
Keked
Underrated post
"I have a girlfriend"
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
"I like you more as a friend"
>>684184397
boy or an abortion
>>684189153
>>684189211
>4 words.
>being this retarded
Ne wanna no wanga!
Scramble that fuck trash.
>>684189326
I dont care you make it 4 words faggot what difference does it make
"I aint tha one."
>>684184397
Is it ready George?
>>684184397
"who is this again?"
"nice bait nigger faggot"
"newfags are cancer reeeeeeee"
>>684184397
Should I hit you?
>>684184397
Bitch you crazy, NO.
Where's the coat hanger?
>>684184397
go grab something downstairs
>>684189481
If you were going to break the rule then you could've at least made it funny.
Sorry, I know I shouldn't pick on the mentally challenged but I just can't help myself.
"Do you wanna die?"
>>684190058
Possum Kingdom says so
>>684190012
are you retarded?
> both of these posts had a thoughtful point
> being retarded
of course you are
>>684184397
You Need An Abortion
>>684190184
kek. or
I am pro life
>>684184397
OP is an attention whore. fuck off
>>684190184
kek. or
I am pro choice
"Abortion is a right!"
> I'm a black man
>>684184397
Fix your own problems
You Have a Penis
>>684186685
pinocchio?
"I didn't consent reproducing"
> followed with rape charges
New fags can't triforce
>>684184397
SMOKE BOMB, I'M OUT!
"I din do nuffin"
Hi pregnant, I'm Dad
>>684184397
Not my kid bitch.
you must be joking.
New Phone who dis
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
(/sp/ represent!)
>>684184397
sorry but im sterile
good luck with that
>>684184397
Good luck with that.
oh no, friendzoned again!
*walks off in sadness*
>>684184397
> FALCON
> PUNCH
> ABORTION
> BINCH
unconsented pregnancy shouldn't legal
>>684185917
Disgusting fag.
>>684184397
Sure sweetie, I'll be a good daddy. I'll send money.
>>684184397
GIVE ME THE TIMBS!
>>684184397
Had vasectomy. Try elsewhere.
>>684195033
This kills the woman
It's a threesome tonight!
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