How fucked are you /b/ros?
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How fucked are you /b/ros?
Free Wood.
http://stlouis.craigslist.org/zip/5585146439.html
>>684184546
I'm saved!!!
I get a "white shed" then. Great.
a pile of wood. rerolling
Chopped wood.
>>684184546
A microwave. This could be good.
Plastic paper covers...
Chickens, that'll do it
>>684184546
>a chihuahua
could be worse
>>684185581
Fucking chickens..
A frame for a kid's swing set.
I could climb to the top of it and zombies couldn't reach me.
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/zip/5585167501.html
>>684185581
Yea if there black>>684185632
I can reach other survivors?
Fuck. The cat would be gone before I could even attempt to use it as a weapon.
Princess sure does look cute, tho.
Kek
>>684186203
zombies fucking hate dirt
"Needs cleaned but works fine"
This will do.
Fuck it I'm watching TV
Wood chips...
>>684184546
2 wood pallets.
I guess I would have to get mad strong and dual wield these fucking pallets like great shields in DS
maybe i could hide in the dryer but im prolly fucked
Pneumatic bicycle seat post. Could be worse I guess.
>>684184546
https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/zip/5585177924.html
zombiez are fucked
>>684187687
woops didn't read the ad
>>684187687
But it's 100 degrees outside...
http://liverpool.craigslist.co.uk/zip/5584083732.html
These guys. Fuck.
im fuuuucked. although i guess i can throw the cat at them and watch them chase it instead. down side is they might catch it. DARWINISM AT IT'S FINEST.
Lost keys
>>684184546
I got chinchillas.
I think I'm doing better than most others
>>684184546
Bathroom sink vanity....
Maybe more a shield than weapon
A truckload of lumber
ffs
>>684187290
Haha man we live near each other
/thread
I am good
>>684184546
I can work with this
sandbox sand
fucking sandbox sand...
I'm set
>>684184546
>>684184546
queen mattress and box springs
>>684188887
off by one
>>684188888
>>684184546
I got chickens. I'm going to fashion a cross bow from their bones and sinew.
I can use these to lasso zombies and than use tye extras to tie their limbs and than i can take out their bones and use them as makeshift clubs
>>684185581
Wollongong?
i got free spanish lessions
>>684188068
Not to bad... Some potential there.
>>684184546
Top kek. At least I'll get a final meal out of it before I die.
i might be okay
>>684187290
>>684188568
Initials? Wondering if i know you
http://bloomington.craigslist.org/search/sss?sort=rel&query=free
>>684184546
"12 free cinder blocks"
Concrete...
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/zip/5584983545.html
What
>>684184694
>>684185034
>>684186648
>>684188762
So much wood...
>>684189193
¡Dios mÃo!
>>684184546
3 gallons of used peanut oil
35" magnavox tv
oh....Welp I'm fucked
>>684189621
I want that
![00Z0Z_3JtvCIHCqRX_600x450[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5OQKJal.jpg "00Z0Z_3JtvCIHCqRX_600x450[1].jpg")
>Sadly need to rehome my 3 chickens as I'm moving to a flat without a garden. They are all very good at laying eggs!
JUST
well ok then
If it's just one zombie, I'll be ok
Got me some free woodchips
>>684184546
could have been worse ... at least its old and rusty and horror movie ready to hack of zombie heads
Not even close.
>>684185256 found same one, VA right?
2 free rats.... I suppose I could test one of them to see if they'll eat flesh off corpses, and if not they'd make a good dinner
Well, I'm dead.
There's no free shit but there's some whore asking for stupid amounts of money for her nudes
I quote:
"Selling nudes with very attractive double D boobs;)
Full body naked pictures £80 4 pictures attached.
Bum&boobs £80 4 pics attached.
Legs spread;) £120 4 picks attached.
Any requestss, just ask ;)?"
narcissistic bitch
>>684184546
I'm gonna fucking paint the shit outta them zeds
>>684184546
Big landscape rocks
Well it can kill a crowd perhaps.
I'm fucking saved!
Gud thread XD
Just wanted to add in the craigslist free section is the fucking bitch's tits. I got a washer and dryer set and a salon hairdryer from that shit in that past 36 hours alone.
Keep hustlin', anon, keep hustlin'.
>>684191303
Damn nigga you dumb
White golden retriever
Not free even though its in the free section
>>684184546
Free concrete
>>684184546
I'm not fucked OP I can sleep well at night
Looks like i'll have to get gains first in order to wield it.
>>684191065
Aye
>>684191464
You're posting in a thread about what free section shit you'd use as a weapon in the zombie apocalypse, I'm sure you're just about to cure cancer.
>>684184546
shit...
>https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/zip/5535040656.html
Welp, I'm fucked.
>>684189169
Near enough m80
>>684191910
kek
4 free ceiling fans... fuck me.
>>684192038
You could hide in it.
>>684184546
>queen mattress and boxsprings
>how fucked are you?
Fucked, but in comfort.
>>684191910
HA
that's pretty "shitty"
>>684184546
I got a swing set I'm fucked
>>684184546
Bed frame steel, fuck it. It might work out.
I guess I have to hope that the two "hamtures" are the meanest motherfuckers their species has to offer.
>>684188068
Charlotte, NC? That's mine, too.
I got a herd of goats! Those things will eat anything!
>>684184546
I'll play us a battle song like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyR1U9LOLcc
Well I could watch news for updates to stay ahead of them but as says It doesn't work.
lol
>>684184546
I got a comedian
zombies are fucked bad. this shit is allready dug up many bunches
>>684184546
Kids outside work coat?
>>684193856
sorry, "ORNAMETAL" grass lol
>>684193367
kek
im 200% fucked
>>684191910
kek
>>684184546
roosters. there's no image or number, so i'm thinking thousands of potential allies in the zom-pocalypse. or at least a ton of food. eh, if i can out last 'em i'll do just fine. ...now to find a grain silo.
I think I got lucky,
seahawk rubber raft
"Free rooster- will drop off" well it could be worse
>>684188852
Cute/10
New buddy
>>684189765
Maybe my rooster and your chickens can get together and breed is an army lol
>>684190204
I don't get it.
Is that to humiliate the girl?
Or guys actually take out their dicks and run to her hoping to aim true?
Nice, I got big chunks of wood. I can fight with these!
I gotta 25 inch tv thats pretty fuckin old. Has some weight to it. Drpending on how well the cord stays in i may be able to get a good swing going
>>684184546
Free piano
>it works too
>>684190372
Yup
>>684184546
Royally OP
Fuck my luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdyBG-trNsU
let's just say, the god and goddess Antimony and Selenium are not on my side tonight.
>>684197067
What the nigger, I didn't save that shit
http://poal.me/g0fnxc
>>684184546
Pretty much fucked
>>684197067
I guess i have a good bed to die on
27 inch Sony tv. Good enough.
A gun...case...
>condition: fair
I'm good
>>684189278
Me 2 bro. Time 2 fuck up some zeds with a LOG
not the worst. i always get old furniture in these games, goddammit
Only item in my town's free section.
>>684184546
FUCK YEAH
>>684198419
Oh, It's the ladders btw.
I might consider getting this desk. its only 5 miles away. pretty decent looking.
I got a fucking lizard
Guess I can make a club from one of the legs?
>>684188852
he gets bit, and attacks you. worst zombie weapon ever. you are arming the zombies, or you have to shoot your puppy in the head. just shoot yourself at that point.
>>684198551
same
CHIRAQ DESKBOIS IN THIS BITCH
>>684197565
Condition: lightly used
>>684198700
Also this might be the shiftiest listing I've ever seen
>>684184546
Ok, I'm calling it, this is the absolutely worst thing anyone has gotten in this thread
I can play myself out.
>>684197984
so close. i hope this isnt how we actually have to arm ourselves. seems like the govt could do better.
FUCK YES! VARIOUS MATERIALS!
>>684184546
Fuck...
>>684184546
i got a black fat, gonna feed him to the Z
boppy pillow. yay
wtf its called what?
>>684189708
Hey, I got that same vendor space, I guess our only hope would be to team up or some shit
couch and tv
Definitely doubting the helpfulness of this.
ha ha, i got it!
pay me tribute to enter my compound!
Fuck
>>684191851
You want me to stomp your fucking face in?
