Prove you're White.
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Prove you're White.
I have two dogs and have never tried to eat them.
I floss daily
>>674305928
I pay for my stuff
>>674305928
Spent last weekend hanging out with my dad. We are not incarcerated.
I have a job.
>>674305928
When I call my friends it isn't on a welfare phone.
>>674305928
Whenever I got into a fight I didn't need 10:1 back up. If the guy went down, I didn't stomp on him.
>>674305928
I know who my father is.
>>674305928
I have a bike and a receipt for said bike.
>>674305928
I don't blame society for my fuck ups
I'm not a nigger.
I don't like fat girls.
>>674305928
I read 3-4 books a week.
I can say "thanks for the warning officer"
I haven't killed myself with a hammer.
>>674305928
completed high school
>>674305928
I'm not racist
>>674305928
my palms are the same color as the back of my hand.
>>674305928
I take personal responsibility for things I do
>>674305928
My names Tod
>>674305928
I drink a feappucino from starbucks every week before going to baptist church
>>674305928
I've payed for my rent, phone, internet, utilities, car payment and insurance for the month, have a couple grand in savings and money to spare for whatever the fuck I want.
>>674305928
I BE AFRICAN MON. WAT YOU NIGGA BE BITCHIN' BOUT MON
Seriously though. A picture is worth a thousand words? Get snapping faggots
>>674305928
I can read and write properly
My dad is in prison for his second robbery. He is a heroin addict who never payed a cent of child support.
How'd I do?
I'm black...oh wait
>>674305928
I voted republican in every election and will be voting for trump
>>674305928
I think we should apologize to blacks for slavery and the Jews for WW2.
im not white
>>674307569
Sounds like you are a black drug dealer
>>674307571
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo get snapping faggots. yo
>>674305928
I feel safe around the police
I have 2 niggers tending my crops right now
I got a1500 on my sats
>>674305928
I smell good!
>>674307863
found the black guy
>>674308207
I HAVE TWO NIGGERS YO I HAVE TWO NIGGERS YO I HAVE TWO NIGGERS YO I HAVE TWO NIGGERS YO I HAVE TWO NIGGERS YO
>>674307569
>4 digit number in savings
>money for whatever I want
uh huh
>>674307571
its not about your PHYSICAL race its about your MENTAL and your MENTAL RACE is nigger
>>674306840
Found the nigger in disguise.
I don't return my food or alcohol after finishing most of it.
I'm attractive and intelligent.
All I know is good, and drink.... and rape
>>674305928
Whenever I walk through a crowd of people I apologize if I bother someone.
I still have a collection pogs in storage.. ...I also have storage.
>>674306840
Sure you do
I have a mortgage, car payment, stay at home wife/mom, and baby. My salary pays for it all.
>>674308736
Kek
>>674305928
I use so many napkins
if I touch food and my hands have any grease or sauce or anything I will use a napkin.
>>674305928
I suck at rapping.
>>674305928
I'm not white but I'm really good at pretending.
As a white man, this make me horny
>>674305928
>i'm not even
>sad pepe.jpg
>>674305928
Challenge accepted
>I love KFC
>I love Watermelon juice
>I wear my hat backwards
That whatie enough for ya?
I've never been arrested
>>674308527
You're totally rite Tumblerina
I'm so pasty I'm red
>I'm not
>Proud to be a spic
Im highly suicidal
>>674305928
this is all the proof you need
>>674305928
I can coherently communicate through writing and spoken English.
>>674306917
>Bullshit
I drink coffe with cream, chicken is not my favourite meat.
>>674306306
not even when they are in heat?
I stole a sink from a fast food joint.
>>674309489
And now the back of your hand....... Something's wrong there....
>>674307569
>>674307571
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>>674308508
Oh fine, jesus. I meant other than my savings. I could've worded it better, I suppose.
>>674308490
Nope we white as fuck
I hate that there is such a thing as ebonics.
my nose doesn't take up half of my face.
>>674309698
Fair enough. I understand your suspicion. here is the requested picture
>>674308527
So, you are like.... Race-fluid?
This is some kind of retarded tumblrism right here.
Fuck you Anon.
>>674305928
If i drive without wearing my seatbelt, fail to signal before a turn or make eye contact with a passing police officer i dont get pulled over
loli needs to stop.
>>674309970
Kek
>>674305928
I'm about to receive a Bachelor's Degree in Writing and Literature.
This is now a bacon thread
>>674305928
I live in Sweden.
>I hate fried chicken.
>Rap is for retards.
>I go to school
Shall I continue?
I have a house
>>674305928
When did joseph Smith become a meme?
>>674310179
So you are a muslim?
When I rob somebody I do it with a contract :^)
>>674309328
Jesus you look beta. Your hermanos must beat you up every day.
I can't chimp out and have the media defend me.
>>674310179
That's hardly proof of being white.
>>674309897
Are you trans-race? That's not white lol wtf
>>674307152
Too real tho.
>>674305928
32 million in net worth.
Never have even had a black friend.
>hurrr money doesn't make you not a nigger
Yeah? Name one black dude who has money and ISN'T famous.
>>674310411
Name one white guy who has money and isnt famous
>>674305928
I paid my income taxes in November
>>674310411
>implying i can name a black dude who isn't famous
>>674310411
You're probably a nigger and definately a liar.
>>674305928
I'm Portuguese.We created slavery
>>674310604
I know and have met several millionaire's in person. One of them is the owner of a job center I swear it lol. All white yes obviously
>>674310384
Nope. Confirmed german bloodlines. I just do a lot of driving. Ok, last attempt. Face pic. After that i have no more proof.
>also i do realize i said all the proof you nees in the first pic and now im posting more.
>im in a decent mood so dont mind breaking my own rules.
>>674310721
And now you are slaves. Such irony.
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>>674309934
TECHNICALLY! im trans-nigger you bigoted small minded patriarchs! im actually getting my NEGRO-PLASTY next month! So stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
#racefluid #niggerkin #otherkin #patriachy #homo #feelthebern
>>674310411
>Yeah? Name one black dude who has money and isn't famous.
The fuck?
>>674305928
I pay my water bill
>>674310864
Still havent heard a name.. Since you asked first ill start.. Folorunsho Alakija
>>674311125
Sounds Asian.
>>674311019
Ahhhh my apologies mate. Looked off on the pic. Nice beard (y)
>>674310864
I know and have met several millionaire's in person. One of them is the owner of a job center I swear it lol. All black yes obviously
>>674311019
HAHAHAHA.
Better ask your Mom if there was every "anyone else"
>>674311190
So you cant even play your own game then huh?
>>674311193
No worries /b/ro.
Also thanks
I play my car radio at a reasonable volume.
>>674311125
You want names of non-famous people? Lel.
I only eat watermelon on holiday.
>>674311418
Fuck off chink
>>674311340
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>674305928
I didn't get my promotion quickly enough so I complained about it and got a better one than I was going to get.
>>674311481
Stalling for time?
>>674307571 (me)
>>674311390
I have girly pianists hands. That might be it
>>674311219
Moms dead. Thanks for bringing that up.
>Asshole.
Drunk driver. 2 years ago ran a stop sign. Slammed into moms car. He lived. She didnt.
>>674311586
Do you mean Stalin for time?
>>674311512
What the fuck are YOU talking about?
>>674311586
Nope, I'm just not sharing those names. I know /b/ and people here might go spam them etc.
>>674311509
And I'm bad at math?
I have full custody of my son and have a caring relationship with his mother. we haven't been together for almost 7 years
>>674311784
>the driver was an alcohol
>last name starts Mc
>soulless ginger
>car not stolen
>voting for Trump
>>674305928
i'm not
>>674311855
Lol dont try and make a point if you cant back it up
>>674311020
what goes around comes around I guess.
But I would rather be that than being the most cucked country in this continent.
>>674311837
I asked you first faggot.
I poo in loo.
Cuz
>>674312053
I asked you better nutsuck
>>674305928
>can't dance
>fully funded retirement plan
>combust upon contact with sunlight
>bagpipes are good music
>>674312197
What the bloody hell did you just say to me, you cheeky cunt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Commandos, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the French, and I have drunk over 300,000 confirmed cups of tea. I am trained in panzer warfare and I'm the top commader in the entire British armed forces. You are nothing to be but just another peasant. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that bollocks like that to me over the Internet? Think again, you twat. As we speak I am contacting M16 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, wanker. The strom that wipes out the uncultured little thing you call your life. You're dead child. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a single tea cup. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the St.Gloriana tank collection and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable backside off the face of the continent, you little wankstain, If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ''intelligent'' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't. You didn't and now you're paying the price, you fool. I will spill my boiling tea of vengance all over you and you will drown in it. You're finished, love.
>>674305928
Pink nips
I've lied cheated and stolen my whole life and no one ever suspected me
>>674312003
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA you're on an ANONYMOUS image board you thick fuck xD
Each reply could've been from someone else for all you know. Or maybe I'm drinking Louis XIII with 2 other millionaire's right now. Look around you twat
>>674312333
m16 kek also trips checked
Fuck niggers. I have a small cock and tons of money too.
I enjoy listening to Simon & Garfunkel and the Eagles.
I can't side-step pressure plates set up by minorities since I lack natural rhythm
I have straight teeth.
>>674312051
You'll bounce back... just 1.) vote for a Euroskeptic party and 2.) start encouraging foreign investment with low tax rates on non-Portuguese companies.
>>674312816
Americunt detected
>>674305928
I eat mayonnaise sandwiches and fuck my sister.
I'm from Argentina
I don't always back in to parking spaces. I also don't have a handicapped placard hanging on my rearview mirror.
>>674305928
I got 15cm dick and consider it a decent size
>be me
>own cotton plantation
>>674305928
When I tell some arabic coworkers I am arabix too, they don't believe me
>>674313893
dude, you dont own one. You probably work on one.
>>674313194
You are either a brilliant troll or a nigger.
Either way, a fond "ooga booga" to you on this fine evening.
>>674305928
Ted Cruz is my favorite Hispanic.
>>674305928
I wore out a pair of work gloves this week.
>>674312498
You're 52 aren't you?
>>674312498
die
>be me
>some nigger told me im a nigger
>fuck that nigger, go nail job applications onto his black ass
>tfw im actually a nigger
>>674305928
I didn't rob anyone today.
I isn't black
2+2=4
>>674305928
>thanks for the warning, officer
I watch the bachlor in spite of the token.
I can talk without shaking my head.
i havent had fried chicken in 8 months and watermelon for 4 years
I'm literate
>>674305928
I'm not in jail
>>674305928
My parents house is paid for
I rub my white privilege in minorities faces. And I beat women
I don't drink malt liquor.
my kids live with me.
>>674309328
Negro saltamuros
Verguenza de Latinoamérica
I enjoy watermelon and fried chicken washed drown with purple drank
My wife is white, but she's under 400 lbs.
Thanks for the help officer! Have a wonderful day.
>>674305928
Eating brussel sprouts and tofu right now.
I don't have a slinky for a neck.
I destroyed the world in mindless pursuit of profit, yet still think I'm the master race
>>674315888
Sure thing Jamal.
I'm unemployed but haven't filed for unemployment.
>>674315488
w-w-w-w-what am i looking at?
I'm from Argentina
>>674316059
kek
I'm not voting for Trump.
I am the product of generations of incest and sunlight deprivation
>>674305928
I'm Mormon, and that's Joseph Smith
I can read and write longhand.
>>674316492
You're probably Chinese.
>>674306306
Nice try, Michael Vick.
>>674316296
I've also never been convicted of a felony before
I fuck my cousins.
>>674316296
back to tumblr.
>>674316268
>destroyed the world
>people actually believe this
I have a boat
>>674316351
Entonces sos blanco :)
Yo de Costa Rica, aqui la mitad son negros (mayoritariamente imigrantes nicaraguenses) y la otra somos blancos
>>674316336
Apparently a typical Christmas in the hood.
Oh, and I don't say axe-mas.
My brother and I have the same last name.
>>674306621
Stop drinking from the house, Pablo.
My primitive cave-dweller instincts enabled me to delay my peoples' inevitable extinction by stealing as much as we could, as fast as we could
I can ice skate.
I'm a sociopathic narcissist who can only gain self-esteem through violence
>>674309713
You fat, fucking Mexican.
>>674307780
No, you can't.
>>674316867
Also, I can swim. And drive. And work. And not collect welfare. And not live under my own oppression and blame Whitey (or anyone else) for it. And not riot my own town when I see something on the news.
ayo bru bruh im tryn tell u bruh i be a real nigger bruh i swear bruh i dindu nuffin bruh u made me mad bruh u insult my terrorist god bruh allahu akbar kaboom bruh lemme hit that jay 100 reston niggers
I claim to have invented everything, yet I was in fact Africa's worst invention
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>>674316492
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>>674315888
It's time to stop samefagging, Tyrone.
I went to a private middle schoo.
>>674317368
kek
>>674317450
>I went to schoo
ftfy
>>674317129
this sounds an awful lot like the values promoted by "gangsta" rap to me.
>>674306953
This
>>674317368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFMebacEUt4
Mayonnaise on the side please.
I stink
>>674317382
I posted the one about beating women I'm not a part of that other Tyrone.
I try to set up my deductions in such a manner that I don't receive or owe money when it's time to file my taxes.
>>674305928
I've never had trouble getting a job even ones that I have no qualifications for.
I like mayo on all my sandwiches except pb&j.
>uses "nigger"
>doesn't use "nigga"
>>674305928
I legally own firearms
>>674311537
You're quite the Hebrew hammer, aren't you?
I live in Utah
>>674315428
Tits or gtfo
>>674318922
that lady looks so happy she got to meet Justin Timberlake
>>674319145
Thats me, I'm the girl. Thats my gay best friend Robbie
I know my dad and talk to him regularly.
>>674319231
I didn't know JT was gay.
>>674319231
nice shirt. i'd ask to see tits but, truth be told, i'd rather not.
I'm sitting in an Irish pub and will have no problem paying my tab. I also was given free swag for St. Patty's day by the owner of this establishment because I'm a regular customer.
I'm on the honor roll
I'm in theatre
My parents are not divorced
>>674319231
if he's a faggot, why is his left ear pierced?
NIGGER
I read comic books
I vote.
>>674308716
Amen
>>674319959
>handing out 'swag' for St. Patrick's day instead of wishing non-Irish would stop talking about it
>calling it 'St. Patty's Day' rather than 'St. Paddy's Day'
You're not in a real Irish pub and you are certainly not Irish yourself.
>>674305928
I read copious amounts of Tolkien, enjoy Japanese horror movies, and generally despise rap.
>>674320022
>I read
You're not a nigga
>>674319959
its fucking Paddy's day
>>674305928
I was once apprehended by the police for selling weed.
>They let me go without any charges or markings on my record.
>>674306840
Just because you stole the receipt too doesn't mean you own it.
>>674305928
I cut myself
Never heard of weave before
>>674312051
Who is she
>>674320863
The. How do you know to say you don't know it Tequan?
>>674320610
Doesn't Tyler the Creator rap about cutting himself nonstop?
I was able to read this post.
>>674305928
I want to buy a sailboat
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>>674305928
I see my father on a regular basis(Outside of prison)
>>674307152
Are you white cuck?
My dick is indistinguishable from a clitoris
>>674308070
Jews are white. Just not loved for being the kikes they are.
I'm not a pussy ass victim
>>674305928
I could take a selfie because muh arms are two short
>>674308863
Your wife is your mom? You're sick.
>>674305928
I'm on 4chan.
>>674322371
Skimming the normie surface there bud...
>>674305928
I burn easily
>>674305928
I'm skinny and effeminate and gay
Jeg bor i Norge, som ikke er like cucka som Sverige.
>>674324322
pls norway is getting overrun by muslims you shitskin
>>674324757
We're still not as cucked as Sweden, we actually deport the shits. We've created a law to go against the geneva convention in the case of Sweden collapsing so we don't have to take any shitskin from peaceful countries. Most norwegians are xenophobic.
I have an education.
>>674323301
Oh and also I want some burly black man to dominate my boipussy
I think of how gentrification is scooping predominantly ethnic urban areas out and replacing them with young white yuppies and hipsters. I think of how blacks got the end of the stick when Lincoln was shot and Andrew Johnson came into office and did free the slaves but didn't give them the land they deserved so they didn't have a firm chance...from having nothing the majority have been in poverty to this day. Most black americans don't know any better; healthy eating, birth control, opportunities. When mothers don't eat right or their offspring don't eat right they don't mentally develop properly...if development is constrained, mental capacity is hindered, learning is stunted...which leads to unemployment or shitty jobs which leads to frustration and anger (real facts) and then crime spikes for them. It's a tragedy...even in low income housing where there is lead based paint on the walls and celing the poisons have proven to stunt the mental health of children. Back to the point about not eating right and the offspring being affected....lets spin the globe to the middle east...what holiday do most white people know Muslims celebrate. .. that's right brethren...Ramadan...when mothers fast during that time, especially during first trimester when the fetus needs nutrition the most the offspring is affected mentally...lack of learning capability, unemployment, frustration, anger leads to.....a population who is desperate for something....desperate to rise from the filth.....terrorism....I bet you the majority of the isis fuckers were born 9 months before Ramadan give or take 2months before or after.......soooo.....my mom breast fed me....I grew up eating healthy...went to college...got a job during high unemployment and am kicking ass at life....I'm as white as it gets folks
