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>I like snorting meth and jerking off for hours until I cum like a fountain
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What's it like snorting meth? Always been curious
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>>674376755
>I like jerking cum and snorting off for hours until I meth like a fountain
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>>674376755
XDDDDD SO EDGY AND RANDOM!!!! XDDDDDDD
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I want to fuck my girlfriend's sister.
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>>674377108
I want to fuck my sister's girlfriend
I have fucked my sister's girlfriend
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>>674376844
The first time I did it my whole head was tingly and I was euphoric as fuck, its probably the best high you'll ever have. I wouldn't recommend it though
>>674376953
Well, this is the random board
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>Be every night.
>Dream of dying.
>TFW I wonder if it's better that way.
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>>674376755
>for hours
How
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>>674377108
KEKZOZLOL
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>>674377601
I'm guessing that the meth numbs out quite a bit of neural pathways.
No feels. Last longer.
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>>674377601
Meth increases your sex drive to an insane level that you could jerk off to anything but it ironically it shirnks your dick a ridiculously small size sorta like a baby. Once you finally cum it feels better than any other orgasm you ever had combined
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>>674378308
Ignore the typos
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i'm a very sexually frustrated 17 year old female who is too shy to make anything happen . oh well...
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>>674378444
Check'd
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I last 3mins and 32 seconds average when I jerk off
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I'm not sure why people hate me, i'm honest with everyone....
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>>674378707
Nice b8 m8. I r8 8/8

>femanon
>no tits
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>>674378842
Snort some meth
You will last for hours
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>>674376755
Dude my neighbor use to do this too except that he aould Be throwing pots and pans against the wall for like 35 mins while he did it.
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>>674379291
So, how much do you pay for your meth?
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>>674379007
Everyone hates you because you're honest with everyone

Keep your mouth shut more, and lie more
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>>674376755
I've always wanted to try heroin.
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>>674379333
what
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>>674379333
Checked and what's funny is I didn't even know jerking off on meth was a thing until my friend told me.
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>>674379429
I dont
When I cross that line I will go off the rails. I like it too much. I'm already an evil person, scared of the person I will become
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idk i think you've got an abundance of tits around here my contribution would have no effect
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>>674379455
It's pretty amazing, bro. Also never do it.

Also CP is the best P
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>>674379018
>Requesting cp

>>674378707
>Underage b&
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>>674379642
So you have 'a friend' who supplies you with meth so you can masturbate to almost anything.
And this same guy told you that masturbating while on met is a thing.

Don't be afraid. It seems like you are being the exact person this 'friend' wants you to be.

In a while your 'friend' might even suggest masturbating together, to each other.

>TLDR: OP is gonna be a fag.
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meth
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>>674379904
Why? It's almost like I'm addicted to the thought of it honestly.
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>>674379544
Yeah man every fucking Night you could hear him banging lines of meth between the grunts, blaring porn and frying pans being thrown at the wall,
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