/b/ opens a store. What can you buy there?
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/b/ opens a store. What can you buy there?
Chocolate milk and pizza.
>>674378745
shitty, realistic scratch and sniff stickers
Nothing because it burns down overnight.
Bananas. Just fucking piles of bananas
Dragon dildos
over-priced rare pepe's
Children
Chocolate milk and helium exit bags.
>>674378745
niggers
my sister for half an hour
butter with the toast crumbs already in it
Women's suffrage
Piss
disembodied assholes
>>674378745
High quality finger boxes
almost off milk
>>674379157
...every night....
aids
A shoddily made chinese weapon
>>674378745
Pot and Weed.
Literally, you'd enter the store and there would be porcelain pots, all sorts for decorations to garden show off. As well as grass.
>>674378745
>Wigs for traps
>diapers because gross
>cheetos, permanent orange keyboards
>cs:go knifes
>Philippino cleaning staff rentals
>oldfag badges
>raw toast
>OP starter kits
Dog shit
PUDDI PUDDI at discount prices
>>674378745
Pass?
Everything that a normal grocery store sells except everything is expired
Donald trump plushies and milk bottles filled with cum
>>674379695
Even for the kiddies?
Jewish mail order brides
Tyrone
CP posters that are put up for sale for a few seconds every day then immediately taken down, you better be quick
bottled water, known brand, but tastes slightly different than normal water, just enough to try to remember what actual water tastes like
Memes.
prescription drugs
>>674379791
lol for real. best post
>>674379707
>RAW TOAST
You mean sliced bread nigga?
fox traps
>>674379859
Do not want, smells like sweat and herpes
>>674379199
I really really really like your dubs.
Skittles, just normal skittles. The only difference is that the "s" on these skittles is tilted 180°
amateur dermatology services
>>674379854
every... one...
almost dead batteries
>>674378745
dubs
Liquor. Porn. Fleshlights.
Large caliber bullets. Perfect for s snip
>>674378745
Handmade Dragon Dildo knockoffs and chicken nuggers.
>>674380071
under rated post
Helium frogs
Actual clones of Adolf Hitler, sold at a discount price since they're surplus from the /pol/ store across the street
>>674379445
I like this one
Trap porn, NAKED banana (fully NAKED) and yeah thats it
>>674378745
low qaulity pixelated chinese porn;
vinyls
chocolate chip koekies
cs:go skins
gift cards (steam xbox etc)
top keks
Fingerless gloves
Gray sweatshirts
>>674380333
>trap
>>674380322
You can only have the pure fuhrer.
>>674380431
earl sweatshirts
MLP bumper stickers and corn cobs
Chicken fried niggers
>>674378745
pic related
Didn't read but im surprised fedoras and MLP merchandise isnt top kek
>>674378745
Coat hangers. The wire kind.
>>674380553
so are they niggers or chicken?
>>674380576
too edgy for here
>>674379199
>>674380383
Glove-less fingers
>>674380622
niggers fried as if they were chicken.
Should encourage cannibalism and genocide.
>>674380698
new-fag?
>>674380715
thanks for the explaination
Raep whistles. For after you rape to celebrate.
>>674380754
DAMN IT HOW DID YOU KNOW??!
this entire product line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU
bags of dicks
Meme's
socks with fashionable holes
Muslim hate guidebooks
>>674380821
9/11
little boys' severed penises
>>674380937
>femenist
>>674378745
Cancer
fresh baby smoothies
>>674380997
kek
4chan keyboards
Lolicon, and fur. No ponies though!
blankets that are just a little too short
japanese porn with everything except the genitals pixelated
>>674379999
I have Cologne like that. Also checked
>>674381413
that is fucked up
permanent markers that dont smell like permanent markers
>>674381413
You sick fuck
>>674381660
Do they smell like poopoer?
>>674381413
This poster is clearly a skeleton
>>674381702
they smell like dust
>>674381413
Fucking skeleton
Blind screaming inextinguishable hatred.
So, basically vats upon vats of "Substance N"
Piles of keyboards with face shaped wear marks
really cheap minor health potions, like +2health
thats all they have in stock
Girls clothing 2-12
Fedoras
A huge pharmacy
Then pointless shit created for no other reason than to make some 14 year old feel he can express himself.
Ancient Egyptian organization porn
>>674379548
This guy gets it!
doors that have a 1 in 4 chance of opening a little bit 4seconds after you close them
Dubs no trips because those are too expensive
Laptop repair shop, stolen passwords and all your photos.
second hand records
>>674378745
Second hand poop
>>674380239
Must! Have! Nuggers!
flavourless toothpaste
The Presidency of the US and a few other countries views of each other.
strap ons, guns, shake at $40/gram, and yard signs for RON PAUL and #feelthebern.
what your wearing always looks slightly like the uniform staff wear
>>674378745
Your mom
>>674382459
All Phil Collins
an arrow in the knee
>>674380239
>chicken nuggers
10/10
>>674378745
Loli dollies
Chocolate sauce
Buttplugs
>>674382790
I used to be a faggot like OP then I got jizz in the face.
glass fridge full of drinks, all of them have already been opened, but none of the drink is missing
>>674379999
Sounds about right. Checked.
>>674379999
checked
So at minimum, /b/ store will smell like sweat and herpes.
Jugs of cum, shit and piss of different portions of each with anime pictures printed on.
canned food, but with really little text for the label. also has some random writting in a different language on the back
>>674379351
He's adorable
Potatoes
>>674382992
Jizz, water, spit, roofies, nothing at all, or shroom tea. In the end, it will be hilarious.
VHS videos
>>674383451
Too alpha
two or three shopping trolleys in each isle, just placed around the store, especially infront of what you went there to get
Fresh Prince of Bel Air, or dinosaur walking stories.
everything you touch inside the store feels warmer than the air in the store, as if somebodys been holding it for a while
