Help /b/ my parents just found out I smoke weed, wat do?
kill them
>>674490813
smoke weed...
Just start masturbaiting in front of them, it'll change the subject
>>674490813
an hero
Share your experience, that's what i did and they were cool with it after
Smoke with them
Tell them youre gay
>>674490813
smoke another one
>>674491011
This
Tell them to sell their home and move to Colorado.
>>674491011
Problem solved. /thread
>>674490813
Jesus Christ. I remember when I was 16
>>674491262
well I was I my bed watching the tv and my mom asked me why I had my eyes red, the other day she found my weed jar, she started talking shit, but I don't know what's the problem, I have good grades and I help them I everything I can
This is what you say ...
I only started smoking weed to relax me, but it was a gate way drug and ive been addicted to Cocaine and Heroin for the last 2 months. Tell them you started selling your body and sucking dick for drugs, tell them you hit rock bottom...
Then all you have to say next ... Just kidding, im only smoking weed, see it isn't that bad..
ask them to prove it. and make sure they cant. be like OJ.
>>674490813
are you fucking 12? seriously kys or just accept that you will be grounded and sent to bed without your milk and cookies.
>>674492062
no faggot I'm 18
>>674492062
And I don't give a shit what they think
>>674492291
Then why the fuck are you posting about it? You obviously care>>674492291
>>674490813
tell ur mom u know about her past.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>674492062
>18
>muh mummy found out i smoke
And im the faggit?
it would honestly be better if u was 12 you fucking manchild.
>>674492291
>dont care what parents think
>ask /b/ what to do cause parents found out you smoke weed
lol
>>674490813
stop being 16 and do what you want
>>674493000
Trips speaks the truth
>>674490813
Tell them you're gay. They'll focus on that instead of the weed.
>>674493291
I would agree if i didnt reply to my own comment like a fucking autist.
Waste of trips smh.
>asking b for help
>bathes in retarded autism
>>674492843
>>674493064
le irony
>>674493064
>>674492843
I did it for the lolz
Nigga, ya'lls a pussy punk bitch if y'all give shits 'bout what mummy daddy think of you and the mary jean.
>>674493672
Then you do agree, because that wasn't my comment faggot.
>>674494058
>>674493672
zoz, you are a faget
>>674494058
No it was My post but i replied to my own (other) comment rather than op's.
If you're worried about getting in trouble or something tell them you did it to cope with feeling sad all the time, and you didn't want to bother them with it because you thought it wouldnt be as important to them. You get all the feels from them.
stop smoking you fuckin dope head
>>674494881
lol that's some good shit anon, it will be fun to watch
>>674495201
FYI be prepared to deal with over concerned parents though
