Parents are away all weekend /b/
Any suggestions?
>>674527040
sharpie in the pooper
>>674527040
>Get a fuckton of drugs/booze
>invite chicks over
>invite friends
>make sure guest list is over 300
>project x 2
have fun faggot
these trips say thoroughly clean the entire house OP
>>674527040
Do dis you won't regret it
Get a job.
> fill out job applications
> move out
> do whatever all the time
> parents turn your room into sex dungeon
Everyone wins
>>674527040
Jerk off with your mother's underwear on.
pley vidoe gamnes feggit
>>674527862
I said "a job." Obama.
>>674527293
All my friends are shut ins so that's not a possibility.
>>674527040
you boy or girl? my answer will depend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bbj6KLZr4s
Hang yourself in the living room
>>674529228
Boy. I included my hand because I thought my bony knuckles would show that.
>>674527040
that thumb is too fucking long
are you an alien?
>>674529228
>>674529411
ohh okay, sorry, many girls can have manly hands. no offense.
>btw
You should look in your mum's or dad's computer for something 'worth posting' asap dude.
>>674529422
Nope, I think it's just the shot that makes it look long. It comes up to just underneath the first joint of my index finger when all my fingers are straight.
set things on fire in the sink
put out the fire by pissing on it
repeat
>>674527400
Dubs don't lie and I too can also confirm no regrets will be had if you try this
>>674530000
Holy shit quads. That's is going on my to do list for sure.
>>674529689
that's like monkey length
Richard Dawkins will want to check you for evolutionary recess
>>674530337
Meh, all the better to draw with.
Check em
set a fire in toilet or kill any pets around
>>674527242
I don't even give a shit if it's not a roll thread, roll
>>674531900
WINRAR
Find your moms sex toys and use them
kill u'r self
>>674532166
My mom is such a liberal and probably cucks my dad so she has none.
>>674532444
The fucking gets in this thread fucking christ.
>>674532749
Edit: But I'll turn their room upside down anyway.
>>674527040
post dick
>>674533243
Sure bro. Pretty fucking small though.
>>674527040
kill yourself in their room, it'll be a fun prank
>>674534670
What do you think my name is, Ethan Bradberry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHwD_-viMvo&ab_channel=RicePrank
>>674533654
Nice.
Project X
>>674527040
Jerk off marathon . Only watch Trap, furry, and gay ebony midget pron
Bump
>>674527040
Underage b&
Draw a kawaii school girl on your stomach.
>>674527040
Cum on all of your family photos and play dumb if they ever ask you. Tell them that you accidentally left the door unlocked while you were gone one day, but you can't confirm if someone came in. You'll have to do it the day before they come back, because you'll want it to be somewhat obvious that someone came on all of the pictures.>>674527040
>>674527040
I have a recommendation.
>>674535014
Yeah but you can make it convincing by actually killing yourself. Man It'll be hilarious
>>674527871
Im rollin for this guy lol
>>674527040
Achieve your sexual fantasies
>>674538812
Dumbass
